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Enjoy the barbershop version of the Ewok song

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IN62wqBdbxA

I miss that song.

I miss it too. The only decent thing about the ewoks was their end song in the OT. Man, could they chant. The special edition victory tune sounds like it should be used in an advert for an old folks home.

Indeed... that flute is so out of synch with...well... the rest of the saga in fact.

Ewoks suck...

More Ewok pics for the general please.

GG sucks...

That's why we feed him ewok pics.

BOOO!

Originally posted by queeq
More Ewok pics for the general please.

Thanks

That's it! I'm outta here!

*Slams door really hard and breaks hinges*

Bye.

It's weird but as I get older I find that the Ewoks are slowly growing on me. Like nasal hair.

Uh-oh....

GG sucks, but not as much as Ewoks....you cna eat Ewoks.

I would rather burn them than eat them...





































































That's right, I came back to poke fun at ewoks

We'll poke fun at you...

pokey

Not if I poke you first

If you poke a mod, isn't that worthy of a ban? loveermm

No. You are not a ninja.

I wanna be...

The story of your life, CIS-boy.

Originally posted by Alliance
The story of your life, CIS-boy.

It is a rather good story:

1. Pretty much crush the Republic and bring it to its knees

2. And become a ninja!

I'm good

1. Failed.

2. Failed.

Have a nice life wave

Originally posted by Alliance
1. Failed.

2. Failed.

Have a nice life wave

1. republic had Jedi and still pretty much lost, just think if they didn't have the Jedi...

2. I am in training

For what?

Failure.

He passed!

Originally posted by Alliance
Failure.

Only following your footsteps Alliance

I have a minon w00t

A minon? I always wanted one.

All I have is minions....

Originally posted by queeq
A minon? I always wanted one.

All I have is minions....

petpet

Hehehehe, cool smilie...

A minon is a super-minion.

Really? I though they grew underground.

No...those are chlamydias

Uhmmm maybe I should tell you something...

I adore the ewoks. I have the two Ewok films.

thats nice

No, it's not. those films are horrible, and not just because of the Ewoks.

They're not as bad as ROTJ

Originally posted by queeq
No, it's not. those films are horrible, and not just because of the Ewoks.


i was being sarky

you didnt think i really wanted those Black n white minstrels dvds an all Queeq???


on the subject of the Ewok movies............and im not proud......stealing is WRONG ....i went to a party once held for a real annoying arse when i was at the height of my SW collecting mania and noticed copies of the EWOK movies on vhs and i stole them(the shame)
at this time they were VERY hard to get hold of...i was drunk and they meant as much to him as his sisters MY LITTLE PONY videos

shocking behaviour

The good news is: you can get them on DVD easily now

Originally posted by Alliance
They're not as bad as ROTJ

Yes they are. At least in ROTJ the mouths of the Ewoks moved properly.

Originally posted by ..::Marea::..
I adore the ewoks. I have the two Ewok films.

You disgust me...

Originally posted by queeq
No, it's not. those films are horrible, and not just because of the Ewoks.

Actually, I would say that is the exact reason why they suck. I have never watched them but they must suck with those damn dirty ewoks

Don't watch them, it's cringe time.

It's always cringe time when dealing with ewoks

Trust me... here even everything non-Ewol is cringe time.

Wow, that must be bad

Oh yes...

Indeed

Wokes suck.

pre 97 i thought they were a little TOO cute for the SW universe
nowadays they are on a par with the SAS

i like em

SAS??? Super Army Soldiers?

SAS?

Super Army Soldiers.

Whats that?

SAS

Originally posted by queeq
SAS??? Super Army Soldiers?

yes

maybe the Kaminoans..Kaminoeans...whatever..should have used the DNA of an Ewok instead of Jango seeing what happened on Endor

i would have watched that repeatedly
3ft tall stormtroopers v Ewoks

But all the fur would stick out of those slick armored uniforms.

Originally posted by queeq
SAS

nuts

Ewoks suck, but that original song from the ending in ROTJ, when they are celebrating is great, i cant believe it , that Lucas changed that song in DVD with such a lame song.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ao6VwgMlYeg&mode=related&search=

It sucks right.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dfQ0zGLBtKs

Now this is a great song, one of the best in SW and for me one of the best scenes in the saga, call me a sucker for happy endings.

It is a classic, like in this new version:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IN62wqBdbxA

Originally posted by queeq
But all the fur would stick out of those slick armored uniforms.

Shaved Ewok

sounds like something a really strange SW fan would do a google search for .................

Who doesn't love Ewoks?
serenade

I've always enjoyed them....perhaps that's revealing too much about myself....

shifty

Its always wayyyyyy too much when dealing with even half an ewok, let alone liking them!

You don't even like a naked Ewok, G?

Originally posted by queeq
You don't even like a naked Ewok, G?

Not funny queeq, not funny

"I like my women like I like my ewoks - tiny and hairy."

Originally posted by Count Makashi
Ewoks suck, but that original song from the ending in ROTJ, when they are celebrating is great, i cant believe it , that Lucas changed that song in DVD with such a lame song.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ao6VwgMlYeg&mode=related&search=

It sucks right.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dfQ0zGLBtKs

Now this is a great song, one of the best in SW and for me one of the best scenes in the saga, call me a sucker for happy endings. The one without the flute is the original...

Originally posted by General G
Not funny queeq, not funny

I'll get you one for your b-day.

Originally posted by queeq
I'll get you one for your b-day.

Then you will have to witness it being torn to shreds with my bare hands

It'll scream "Jub-Nub" a lot then... and you will have to hear it.

Originally posted by queeq
It'll scream "Jub-Nub" a lot then... and you will have to hear it.

I actually physically cringed when you said that...

Then it's mouth will be the first to go

I bet his butt wil fart JUB NUB then.

........

I'm still cringing you know!

Damn those ewoks and making sounds out of every hole in their body!

I will find a way to out do them...

Until you do: YUB NUB!!!

nuts

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (Darth Vader's no from ROTS)

YUB NUB

nutsnutsnuts

*Shoots ewok*

That's what the Stormies tried, there are too many of them.

Originally posted by queeq
That's what the Stormies tried, there are too many of them.

*shoots myself*

finally...some peace

Indeed. Finally, some peace. Or as the Ewoks say: YUB NUB!

NO!

There are no, let me stress that NO, thats it zero, zilch, nada, zip ewoks in my peace!

Then why do you keep coming back in a thread called "For all ewok lovers"? Guess you must be one.

I am spreading the word about how much ewoks suck and that they never should have been included in ROTJ!


















































Damn dirty ewoks....

Originally posted by General G
I am spreading the word about how much seps suck and that they never should have been included in life!


I wish you luck!

Lets start a petition, that George Lucas replaces the ewoks with Wokies, he is changing everything from the OT, at least this way he could make a first god change.

only if he replaces Clonetroopers with Stormtroopers in the PT and gives old Kone-Head Mundi a bigger role

Why do the clones need to be replaced? Stormies would be out of place.

i prefer the look of the Stormtroopers and was narked that there wasnt any in ROTS...they could have gave us a couple at the end of the flick
to me Stormtroopers ARE Star Wars
some people may get a kick of the subtle changes in the suits from AOTC to ANH and the various little bits of colour to indicate who they are but i dont like the Clonetroopers
ive also pointed out in the past that the Clonetroopers dont look real on film ..they are almost like ghosts
he should have gone with the men in suits instead of CG

Reason #3 why the PT sucks

Oh no.... he started criticizing Clones when Alliance is around... *hides*


Originally posted by General G
I am spreading the word about how much ewoks suck and that they never should have been included in ROTJ!

Damn dirty ewoks....

For an Ewok hater you spend a lot of time talking about Ewoks.... I am now convinced Ewoks are your secret love. Much like a guy who is ashamed of the fact he likes extremely overweight women...

Originally posted by queeq
Oh no.... he started criticizing Clones when Alliance is around... *hides*




For an Ewok hater you spend a lot of time talking about Ewoks.... I am now convinced Ewoks are your secret love. Much like a guy who is ashamed of the fact he likes extremely overweight women...

Prepare for a debate between Alliance and Vintage...

I am talking about how much I HATE ewoks, they are annoying, stupid, ugly, bad characters, can't even talk, diry, nasty, live in the mud in some dirty huts where they are all part of the same family and all have AIDS, and are cannibalistic fools! That doesn't really sound like a secret love to me...

And we all know extremely overweight women are your secret love queeq

i wake up with an Ewok every morning

my GF has one on top of her wardrobe
a Wicket beanie...........its a good job i dont mind the Ewok

Originally posted by vintageSW77
i wake up with an Ewok every morning

my GF has one on top of her wardrobe
a Wicket beanie...........its a good job i dont mind the Ewok

I would burn it

nah it may be worth something in 2999

Originally posted by General G
Prepare for a debate between Alliance and Vintage...

I am talking about how much I HATE ewoks, they are annoying, stupid, ugly, bad characters, can't even talk, diry, nasty, live in the mud in some dirty huts where they are all part of the same family and all have AIDS, and are cannibalistic fools! That doesn't really sound like a secret love to me...

And we all know extremely overweight women are your secret love queeq

If they were, I wouldn't mention it, now would I?

So, if you hate Ewoks so much, why can't you stop talking about them?

Originally posted by vintageSW77
nah it may be worth something in 2999

Ewoks will NEVER be worth anything...burn it

Originally posted by queeq
If they were, I wouldn't mention it, now would I?

So, if you hate Ewoks so much, why can't you stop talking about them?

Umm...you wouldn't mention it because you would be embarassed about it, so ha!

Because you keep bringing them up and even made a thread about them! nuts

So? You keep coming back here.

You keep posting replies to my "I hate ewok antics"

Originally posted by Alliance
I wish you luck!

Quote changer!

Lets have some Ewok love
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/2815.jpg
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/aewok4rn.jpg
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/roj117.jpg
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/roj98.jpg
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/roj90.jpg
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/roj88.jpg

i mean whats wrong with em??

G will love them.

i wonder if he deleted them from the Pics folder???

Originally posted by vintageSW77
Lets have some Ewok love
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/2815.jpg
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/aewok4rn.jpg
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/roj117.jpg
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/roj98.jpg
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/roj90.jpg
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/cylob46/roj88.jpg

i mean whats wrong with em??

nuts

Well...lets start with EVERYTHING!

Originally posted by queeq
G will love them.



Originally posted by vintageSW77
i wonder if he deleted them from the Pics folder???

It was the second thing I did after finding them all and putting them all in their own separate folder

Originally posted by vintageSW77
i wonder if he deleted them from the Pics folder???

He made posters out of them and hung them all over his bedroom. He can't sleep without his Ewoks.

i dread to think what hes stuck them up with


isnt there an SW game where you can take out(i mean shoot not date) Ewoks?

SWBFII - Endor level if Ewoks are selected.

Originally posted by queeq
SWBFII - Endor level if Ewoks are selected.

I like shooting them

Me too, with great pleasure.

Originally posted by Count Makashi
Me too, with great pleasure.

Excellent, someone else who doesn't like ewoks

Lets start i hate Ewoks club

Originally posted by Count Makashi
Lets start i hate Ewoks club

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/442480_1-ewoks-suck

Already started

General G is president of the International "I love Ewoks' Federation.

Originally posted by queeq
General G is president of the International "I love Ewoks' Federation.

Yeah, so I can destroy it from the inside

Yeah, that's your cover. But you were only elected because someone got his hands on a secret pic of you in Ewok jammies holding an lifesize Ewok toy.

That was the before shot.

The after shot which was never released because it was yoo graphic for all age groups was me tearing it apart and ripping body aprts off!

That pic doesn't exist and you know it. You don't have to be ashamed for your Ewok love... many SW girls have it.

Oh...it exists

So thats why you love ewoks so much!

I neither love nor hate them... And that pic only exists in your dreams, the ones where you dream of being butch.

But what about when you said you loved ewoks and wanted to spend the rest of you life with them?

So you admit it exists

Yes, you dream of things that aren't for real. Like your "hate" for Ewoks.

And do show me where I said that?

That is very real, more real than anything could be

Originally posted by queeq
I really love ewoks, marry me my ewok buddy!

And now he starts posting Ewok pics!!! I was right all along.

Originally posted by queeq
And now he starts posting Ewok pics!!! I was right all along.

Yeah, of ewoks dying brutally!

I guess I forgot that posting pictures of killing something means you like it a lot

In your case it does.

Oh, I dont think so.

That is why you fail.

Originally posted by queeq
That is why you pass.

I agree

Hehehe... you have an interesting way of twisting the truth. Another proof for your Ewok love.

I think that your "twisting the truth" theory would acocunt for why you THINK I like ewoks

It's not mine. Anyone can see you twist my quotes, so why can't you lie about your Ewok love?

Prove it

Because that is something you just DONT lie about

Check out the fifth and sixth post before this one. Case closed.

I can clearly see me quoting you, but not much else...

MISquoting me.

I don't know what your talking about

The whistle says it all.

lolmisquote

Originally posted by queeq
The whistle says it all.

And yet says nothing...

Oh no... it does.

Oh really?