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Can he pull it off?

No, I'm not talking about the Ock fanboy from the Spider-Man forums. I'm talking about the comic character who got his adamantium arms tangled by Hulk.

Without using his arms for leverage? His fat ass ain't doing 50, let alone 200.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Without using his arms for leverage? His fat ass ain't doing 50, let alone 200.

Quoted for the truth , though I have a feeling if we dangle a muffin on a piece of string in front of him we might be able to get an extra 10-20 push ups out of him.

He'd do it. 200 is pretty easy, most of the times when people give up at sit-ups its from boredom. They are pretty boring really. He'd do it probably very easily.

Originally posted by "V"
He'd do it. 200 is pretty easy, most of the times when people give up at sit-ups its from boredom. They are pretty boring really. He'd do it probably very easily.

Lol , I can barely do 15. Yet i'm pretty skinny because I pace like hell when i'm bored.

Originally posted by grey fox
Lol , I can barely do 15. Yet i'm pretty skinny because I pace like hell when i'm bored.

that is pathetic, therefore you are pathetic. I'm disgusted. ugh.

I can do upwards of 1000 and only quit because I get really bored.

Originally posted by grey fox
Lol , I can barely do 15. Yet i'm pretty skinny because I pace like hell when i'm bored.

Bah you're a typical goth.

Originally posted by grey fox
Lol , I can barely do 15. Yet i'm pretty skinny because I pace like hell when i'm bored.

What? Your seriously that weak? I do 200 a night before I go to bed, and you can't do friggin 20?

Originally posted by Tassadar
What? Your seriously that weak? I do 200 a night before I go to bed, and you can't do friggin 20?

seriously. I coulda done 20 the second I came outta the womb.

.... your sarcasm isn't funny

Originally posted by masterbruce
I can do upwards of 1000 and only quit because I get really bored.
Well of course, you're the optimal human!

Four Lightyears...

Chuck Norris does 40 million of them each time he.....


I'll stop

Originally posted by masterbruce
that is pathetic, therefore you are pathetic. I'm disgusted. ugh.

I can do upwards of 1000 and only quit because I get really bored.

At best I do about 500 at the gym, I list to music while I do it. But I ****ed my back during rugby so I find it hard to do them now, I tend to go for push ups.

1000? that's alot.

And not really, Fox isn't very physical. Pretty scrawny dude with a high metabolism

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
.... your sarcasm isn't funny

ok, Im gonna go cry now because I didnt make you laugh.

Originally posted by masterbruce
that is pathetic, therefore you are pathetic. I'm disgusted. ugh.

I can do upwards of 1000 and only quit because I get really bored.

And what do you do afterwards , put on your in line skates and drag a crow-bar around while threatening car-jackers ?

Originally posted by Alfheim
Bah you're a typical goth.

I despise goths , I'm just not a physical person. My strength lies in my brains .

ONE THOUSAND

thats alot
for anyone

over the course of one day
thats good


so im assumeing you have usher-like abs then


i can barely do fifty
i need to start doin situps again actually

Originally posted by "V"
At best I do about 500 at the gym, I list to music while I do it. But I ****ed my back during rugby so I find it hard to do them now, I tend to go for push ups.

1000? that's alot.

And not really, Fox isn't very physical. Pretty scrawny dude with a high metabolism


1000 isn't that hard. after a certain threshold point, it feels like i can continue forever, but I usually stop cuz i get bored.

Four lightyears...

Originally posted by masterbruce
1000 isn't that hard. after a certain threshold point, it feels like i can continue forever, but I usually stop cuz i get bored.

Originally posted by "V"
1000? that's alot.

Basic requirement for a crime fighter....

Post a picture of your rock hard abs buddy

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Post a picture of your rock hard abs buddy

no, i dont want to show off, and they're not as impressive as you may imagine for someone who does 1000 situps.

i don't know why everyone is attacking me, perhaps you guys look like the simpsons comic book guy and are jealous?

get off your couches, you fatasses and do some exercise...NOW!

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Post a picture of your rock hard abs buddy
He won't. Since he's actualy some fat guy who lives with his mom...

.

I can smell a lot of BS in this thread. I think people are confusing situps and crunches. You should be bringing your chest all the way to your knees every time for a situp.

The HIGHEST number of sit-ups possible for a perfect 100 score on the Army APFT test is 82, and that's for the 27-31 age group. You lying sacks are telling me you're doing 1000 every day? Either you're not doing your sit-ups right, or you obviously must have brown eyes (because you're so full of sh!t.)

Originally posted by masterbruce
that is pathetic, therefore you are pathetic. I'm disgusted. ugh.

I can do upwards of 1000 and only quit because I get really bored.

If you can do 1000 pushups without stopping, your not doing them correctly. Infact you shouldn't have to do more than 15-30 crunches a set if you have the proper technique (pending on whether you use weight or not). Now, if your a well trained athelete then maybe your abs require something around 50-100 crunches per set, however i doubt many on this forum are perfectly trained athletes.

Originally posted by MightyEInherjar
I can smell a lot of BS in this thread. I think people are confusing situps and crunches. You should be bringing your chest all the way to your knees every time for a situp.

The HIGHEST number of sit-ups possible for a perfect 100 score on the Army APFT test is 82, and that's for the 27-31 age group. You lying sacks are telling me you're doing 1000 every day? Either you're not doing your sit-ups right, or you obviously must have brown eyes (because you're so full of sh!t.)

you're right. I'm thinking of crunches.

Originally posted by masterbruce
you're right. I'm thinking of crunches.
I bet that no one here can do 1000 crunches.

Originally posted by MightyEInherjar
I can smell a lot of BS in this thread. I think people are confusing situps and crunches. You should be bringing your chest all the way to your knees every time for a situp.

The HIGHEST number of sit-ups possible for a perfect 100 score on the Army APFT test is 82, and that's for the 27-31 age group. You lying sacks are telling me you're doing 1000 every day? Either you're not doing your sit-ups right, or you obviously must have brown eyes (because you're so full of sh!t.)

I'm pretty sure people can do more than 82 situps. Thats prob the highest amount under a certain time limit.

Originally posted by MightyEInherjar
I can smell a lot of BS in this thread. I think people are confusing situps and crunches. You should be bringing your chest all the way to your knees every time for a situp.

The HIGHEST number of sit-ups possible for a perfect 100 score on the Army APFT test is 82, and that's for the 27-31 age group. You lying sacks are telling me you're doing 1000 every day? Either you're not doing your sit-ups right, or you obviously must have brown eyes (because you're so full of sh!t.)

Wow almost the same post at exactly the same time. Nice.

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
I bet that anyone here can do 1000 crunches.

maybe. i never said it was impressive, you guys just jumped on me for some reason.

Originally posted by masterbruce
no, i dont want to show off, and they're not as impressive as you may imagine for someone who does 1000 situps.

i don't know why everyone is attacking me, perhaps you guys look like the simpsons comic book guy and are jealous?

get off your couches, you fatasses and do some exercise...NOW!

I post pictures of myself on here regularly....

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g81/The_Olympian/th_IMG_2018.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g81/The_Olympian/th_944666018_l.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g81/The_Olympian/th_506749471_l.jpg


as you can see.... I'm a totally fat slob that sits at home all day and reads comic books and talks on forums... you can see that by the bar I'm at and the professional photoshoot I'm attending


ROLL OUT PLAYA!! Bring it ON! You've been challenged!

Originally posted by masterbruce
maybe. i never said it was impressive, you guys just jumped on me for some reason.
He said that NO ONE could do 1000 crunches. You edited it.

Originally posted by masterbruce
you're right. I'm thinking of crunches.

Almost the same logic applies to crunches. With the proper techinque you shouldn't HAVE to do more than 15-30 crunches (avg. person) a set.

Originally posted by MightyEInherjar
I can smell a lot of BS in this thread. I think people are confusing situps and crunches. You should be bringing your chest all the way to your knees every time for a situp.

The HIGHEST number of sit-ups possible for a perfect 100 score on the Army APFT test is 82, and that's for the 27-31 age group. You lying sacks are telling me you're doing 1000 every day? Either you're not doing your sit-ups right, or you obviously must have brown eyes (because you're so full of sh!t.)

Meh knee to chest everytime? Probably far from it. Probably this crunch bollocks then, I do far from a thousand, I used to do them in bed (I rarely get more than 4 hours sleep) so i'd do them to tire myself out. it's boring either way.

I love how this thread has turnt into a little "keep fit" thing

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
I post pictures of myself on here regularly....

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g81/The_Olympian/th_IMG_2018.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g81/The_Olympian/th_944666018_l.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g81/The_Olympian/th_506749471_l.jpg


as you can see.... I'm a totally fat slob that sits at home all day and reads comic books and talks on forums... you can see that by the bar I'm at and the professional photoshoot I'm attending


ROLL OUT PLAYA!! Bring it ON! You've been challenged!

I'm not a playa, never claimed to be. I'm just a guy who minds his own business. You're prob cooler than me.

Originally posted by masterbruce
I'm not a playa, never claimed to be. I'm just a guy who minds his own business. You're prob cooler than me.

Rick's the coolest of the cool. As the socks and gas mask shows

Originally posted by "V"
Rick's the coolest of the cool. As the socks and gas mask shows
Agreed. He almost outran Flash

Hahaha

Well don't forget that Masterbruce is the optimal human being.

But can he outrun the flash

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
But can he outrun the flash

Rick is far from optimal, he has flaws. That's what makes him cool, he still outruns the flash!

YEah! Im nO oPptImisT!11!!1!23

Oh yeah? Once my online Video's get uploaded, I'LL be the coolest guy around...

Online Video of what (I major in video production).

I wish I had a computer so I could post my stuff online

Me and my freinds improving songs....

Mostly my freinds though, since I suck at music.

Ah. I see.

I have a video of me wearing a bag mask with a smileyface on it and killing someone.... that's cooler than improving songs!

You might think so...

But my freind plays the Ukulele and Guitar with his songs...

Plus the songs are unbelievably hilarious.

ah... so it's a comedy? Right on.

Originally posted by Beta Ray Howard
Can he pull it off?

No, I'm not talking about the Ock fanboy from the Spider-Man forums. I'm talking about the comic character who got his adamantium arms tangled by Hulk.

Oh my god, you actually cited me in your post. If you got any more pathetic, I'd almost feel sorry for you.

To answer the insecure question to your insecure thread, yes he could do it:


http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/717/717694/sensational-spider-man-28-20060710113403839.jpg


Ock's been getting in shape these days

i can do about 400 before i feel a strain. But i don't do them regularly. Doc Oct can probaly do 60...

1000 durring the course of an entire day is possible correct?

im pertty sure i rememebr usher in an interview saying he does that durring a full day


a full day, though
that still alot

mybe he lied
but his abs are stunningOOPS

Why would somoene say Rick is fat? He's a stick.

Anywho, no leverage from the arms, but Spider-Man and Venom are sitting above him with plates of waffles.

umm...
1. 1000 situps/cruches even in a day is impressive. Im pretty fit from soccer, and 100 cruches is straining.
2. Anyone who claims to do 1000 is a dirty liar.
3. If you have the motivation to do 1000 situps, you clearly dont bore so easy...
4. Ock couldnt do it becuase, well, hes a fatass
5. Ock has a heavy set of adamantium tentacles on his back. Think about it.

Originally posted by lorddreamer
umm...

3. If you have the motivation to do 1000 situps, you clearly dont bore so easy...

hahah this thread is funny he probabley cant

Why would someone waste their time with 1000 normal crunches/sit ups when they can make a lot more difficult ab exercises, like lifting your legs and your upper torso at the same time and then slowly lowering to the beginning position without touching the ground.

Sit ups are more like an endurance test, not that much of a good workout for building muscles.

My fav. ab exercise is when you hang from a pipe or something and then you lift your legs up and then release them slowly. It works quite well.

And Masterbruce, you don't think anyone would belive you if you didn't show a pic of you. It's not showing off if we demand a pic. At least when considering your background

lol I'd say Bruce's lie has blown up in his face. Too bad. Or maybe he's off doing sit ups...
Honostly, the situps win, no problem. The arms mess up Any chances Ock ever had. How can he do situps with that thing weighing him down?

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Without using his arms for leverage? His fat ass ain't doing 50, let alone 200.

Originally posted by Doc Ock
Oh my god, you actually cited me in your post. If you got any more pathetic, I'd almost feel sorry for you.

To answer the insecure question to your insecure thread, yes he could do it:


http://comicsmedia.ign.com/comics/image/article/717/717694/sensational-spider-man-28-20060710113403839.jpg


Ock's been getting in shape these days

Originally posted by Beta Ray Howard
Can he pull it off?

No, I'm not talking about the Ock fanboy from the Spider-Man forums. I'm talking about the comic character who got his adamantium arms tangled by Hulk.

This thread? Fine.

Taking shots at members? Not as cool.

...stop your feud with him.

Originally posted by King Kandy
Well don't forget that Masterbruce is the optimal human being.

But Rick is clearly super-human.

I haven't done sit ups in months ... they are definitely the most boring form of exercise ever .... press-ups (push ups to you damn colonials) get pretty boring as well

Originally posted by DigiMark007
This thread? Fine.

Taking shots at members? Not as cool.

...stop your feud with him.

Already done, at least on my end.

Originally posted by Beta Ray Howard
Can he pull it off?

No, I'm not talking about the Ock fanboy from the Spider-Man forums. I'm talking about the comic character who got his adamantium arms tangled by Hulk.

Being 300 lbs, i don't do sit ups

Originally posted by grey fox


I despise goths ,

Sorry the way you talk sometimes and your sense of humour screams goth. You wouldnt happen to have long hair or a pony tail?

Originally posted by grey fox


I'm just not a physical person. My strength lies in my brains .

Yeah, yeah whatever.

Originally posted by Alfheim
Sorry the way you talk sometimes and your sense of humour screams goth. You wouldnt happen to have long hair or a pony tail?



Yeah, yeah whatever.

Yes I have long hair and wear it in a pony tail (only when out though , otherwise I just let it 'hang loose' ) i don't wear black ( the blackest thing I wear is a black pair of trousers with a white stripe through them) I'm more of a grey/white guy intermixed with some dark blues and greens . I don't whine about how people don't 'get me' (I enforce that people don't get me dammit ! Confusion is much better then understanding) and I love making people laugh.

But let's not judge books people , because the way you talk Alfheim sometimes makes you sound like a bigot with a chip on his shoulder. Yet i don't call you one

Originally posted by guy222
Being 300 lbs, i don't do sit ups

Muscle or fat?

Originally posted by grey fox


But let's not judge books people , because the way you talk Alfheim sometimes makes you sound like a bigot with a chip on his shoulder. Yet i don't call you one

That issue was dealt with, there were other people that agreed with me. Have the same experiences as I have then come back and talk to me about having a chip on my shoulder. I also changed my mind..so what you mean is I used to sound like a bigot.

I am also not 2 faced you are

Originally posted by Supreme being
Muscle or fat? Obviously fat, or he wouldn't be a 300 pound body builder, on a comic book board.
He also said he couldn't do them.

Originally posted by Scoobless
But Rick is clearly super-human.

I haven't done sit ups in months ... they are definitely the most boring form of exercise ever .... press-ups (push ups to you damn colonials) get pretty boring as well
All of the exercises are boring.

Originally posted by bigbran
Obviously fat, or he wouldn't be a 300 pound body builder, on a comic book board.
He also said he couldn't do them.

Well can you blame me for asking this is a thread where certain members claim to do a 1000 sit ups and they only quit because they get bored. And if you notice the expression i used Wtf meaning i was skeptical on his response.

Originally posted by Supreme being
Well can you blame me for asking this is a thread where certain members claim to do a 1000 sit ups and they only quit because they get bored. And if you notice the expression i used Wtf meaning i was skeptical on his response.

are you calling me a liar?

Originally posted by Supreme being
Muscle or fat?

Maybe he's skinny ... but reeeeaaaallllyyy, tall.

Originally posted by Supreme being
Well can you blame me for asking this is a thread where certain members claim to do a 1000 sit ups and they only quit because they get bored. And if you notice the expression i used Wtf meaning i was skeptical on his response. OK. Who said tha...Originally posted by masterbruce
are you calling me a liar? Oh.

Originally posted by masterbruce
1000 isn't that hard. after a certain threshold point, it feels like i can continue forever, but I usually stop cuz i get bored. i bet you can't even keep up with your partner in bed.

Originally posted by qqqqqqq
i bet you can't even keep up with your partner in bed.

huh? please make sense before you post, thanks.

Originally posted by Scoobless
Maybe he's skinny ... but reeeeaaaallllyyy, tall.


Or incredibly dense. Like lead.

Originally posted by Alfheim
That issue was dealt with, there were other people that agreed with me.

I am also not 2 faced you are

2 faced ?

Did I even mention that word ? No , so grow up.

I'm the grey (so to speak) I take no sides thus I can play both (Aside from my friends ).

You must reeeeeeeeeeeealy love that word though since thats the third time you've called me it in all of our five interactions upon KMC.

Well Bro you asked my why I thought you were 2 faced. I explained why , but you didnt respond, so im assuming you were guilty. Im only calling you that though cos you decided to make it personal by calling me a bigot with a chip on my shoulder.

Can't remember , but silence isn't always an answer.

Originally posted by grey fox
Can't remember , but silence isn't always an answer.

Yes, but I waited and waited for your response....I didnt get one...and I didnt want to pester you about it.

Ok I will ask you again then. You gave an opinion on a character. You said you liked it, but when I looked on the thread only one person had viewed it and only one person had voted. The vote was my character sucked....the only person who that could have been must have been you.

As I said to you before I dont mind you not liking my stuff, but its a bit out of order to say you like something when you dont mean it....fairs fair. You wouldnt like it if your friends did it to you?

Originally posted by Alfheim
Yes, but I waited and waited for your response....I didnt get one...and I didnt want to pester you about it.

Ok I will ask you again then. You gave an opinion on a character. You said you liked it, but when I looked on the thread only one person had viewed it and only one person had voted. The vote was my character sucked....the only person who that could have been must have been you.

As I said to you before I dont mind you not liking my stuff, but its a bit out of order to say you like something when you dont mean it....fairs fair. You wouldnt like it if your friends did it to you?

What thread ?

The funny part in all of this is that with sit ups slower longer ones are better than bunches of fast ones. I cut my number of situps down by alot, did them slower until I was sore (without counting), and got better results.

Originally posted by grey fox
What thread ?

This one.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/431059_1-dead-energy-earth-999

Originally posted by Alfheim
This one.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/431059_1-dead-energy-earth-999 You do realize that more than half the people in this forum don't vote?
Also, I've been to threads where I was the first to post, and there was already a vote.

It could have been Grey Fox, it could have not been.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
The funny part in all of this is that with sit ups slower longer ones are better than bunches of fast ones. I cut my number of situps down by alot, did them slower until I was sore (without counting), and got better results.

Yea, thats facts. Except that this is just Ock trying to do the situps, so doing them fast is better, cuz you exhert less.Also, situps are best cuz your stomach gets time to rest. So... with a quick bunch of situps, I see Ock doing like 30 without the arms on his back.

Originally posted by bigbran
You do realize that more than half the people in this forum don't vote?
Also, I've been to threads where I was the first to post, and there was already a vote.

It could have been Grey Fox, it could have not been.

Well ok but the thread didnt just say one post, it also said one person had viewed the thread as well. Unless the computer is messed up it couldnt have been anybody else....

Originally posted by Alfheim
Well ok but the thread didnt just say one post, it also said one person had viewed the thread as well. Unless the computer is messed up it couldnt have been anybody else....

I'm pretty sure I just posted and didn't vote. I rarely use the polls.

Originally posted by grey fox
I'm pretty sure I just posted and didn't vote. I rarely use the polls.

Ok it wasnt you then i'll take your word for it. I was a bit miffed because I thought we were getting on well.

I know a solution to your matter...

how long does he have to do them? Are we talking 200 in a lifetime? Cause I do at least one every day: Get up in the morning, that's the first half. Go to bed at night, and that's the other half.

Seriously, Doc Ock does about 365 situps a year.

Now, 200 sit ups in half an hour... for him... probably not.

wow I laffed out loud during my college class when I read some of these coments

Will all of you just STFU? You're crowding the thread with your feud, take it to pms or make a thread to argue in. This thread was just for laughing at Doc Ock and his weak stomach, although given that last picture, he may not be that weak.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Will all of you just STFU? You're crowding the thread with your feud, take it to pms or make a thread to argue in. This thread was just for laughing at Doc Ock and his weak stomach, although given that last picture, he may not be that weak.

I dont get how that scan displays anything but the strength of his tentacles... which we all already knew were super strong..

Originally posted by lorddreamer
I dont get how that scan displays anything but the strength of his tentacles... which we all already knew were super strong..
I think he was just using his tentacles to adjust the weight or take the plates off. Even a Spiderman villian should know you can't make your robot arms stronger by lifting weights with them.

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
I think he was just using his tentacles to adjust the weight or take the plates off. Even a Spiderman villian should know you can't make your robot arms stronger by lifting weights with them.

lol i was sooooooooo confused. I figured it must have been for his back muscles... but that makes no sense... lol

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Will all of you just STFU? You're crowding the thread with your feud, take it to pms or make a thread to argue in. This thread was just for laughing at Doc Ock and his weak stomach, although given that last picture, he may not be that weak.

It's so ironical that when people complain over internet forums, you're forced to say "take it to the PMs," and thusly, have to type "PMS." Appropriate, I'd say.

Ock is only gonna reach 9 sit-ups... and then he's going to blame Spider-Man for it.

Originally posted by H. S. 6
It's so ironical that when people complain over internet forums, you're forced to say "take it to the PMs," and thusly, have to type "PMS." Appropriate, I'd say.

lol nice observation.

Hey, what other strong villains couldnt do 2000 situps? I can think of Ock, some incarnations of Luthor, Blob, and some Magnetos. Who else?

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
The funny part in all of this is that with sit ups slower longer ones are better than bunches of fast ones. I cut my number of situps down by alot, did them slower until I was sore (without counting), and got better results.

I've found out that statical sit ups work nicely as well. Just stay in the position for a while without moving at all, it works.

Though that's not really a way to work exploding power.

Originally posted by masterbruce
that is pathetic, therefore you are pathetic. I'm disgusted. ugh.

I can do upwards of 1000 and only quit because I get really bored.
Nobody cares. Calling somebody pathetic unprovoked is prosaic. Stop acting like a coxcomb.

*almost gets motivated enough to start doing sit ups again*

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
The funny part in all of this is that with sit ups slower longer ones are better than bunches of fast ones. I cut my number of situps down by alot, did them slower until I was sore (without counting), and got better results.

Thats cuz your doing them correctly now. Slowing crunches down allows you to use the proper breathing technique, which is the most important aspect of that particular exercise.

"Do Situps! Unless you want to be like Doc Ock"

I believe that's the overall theme of this thread, right?

ock too fat situps are impossible (nice deadpool and captain marvel by the way)

Thanks, buddy!

Spider-man to doc ock

"This must be high school algebra."

"why? You annoying wall crawler."

" You will not pass" hehe

Ock can't even handle Hulk in the first place he might do 10 then die.

I say this fully knowing how hard you guys will rip on me, I can barely do 1. fat, lazy, and such. Rip away!

i used to be able to do a seemingly infinite amount when i was younger. id start getting sore, and then realise i was just focusing on it becuase i had no other stimulation and then kept going. doing them much slower however, like crunches is much much harder. man i used to hate them.

Originally posted by Muck101
I say this fully knowing how hard you guys will rip on me, I can barely do 1. fat, lazy, and such. Rip away!

I bet that if I waved a butterfinger in front of you, you'd force your fatass to do one situp

Originally posted by masterbruce
I bet that if I waved a butterfinger in front of you, you'd force your fatass to do one situp

Bruce the day he should take advice from a forty two year old man who conjures up false tales off a vigilante life to compensate for the fact that he has yet to lose his virginity is the same day you get a girlfriend,move out of your mums basement and your weight drops below 600 pounds.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Bruce the day he should take advice from a forty two year old man who conjures up false tales off a vigilante life to compensate for the fact that he has yet to lose his virginity is the same day you get a girlfriend,move out of your mums basement and your weight drops below 600 pounds.

I'm not 42, I'm 23.

And the rest of your offensive post is not even worth my dignity to respond to!

Originally posted by masterbruce
I'm not 42, I'm 23.

And the rest of your offensive post is not even worth my dignity to respond to!

What dignity ?

Originally posted by Muck101
I say this fully knowing how hard you guys will rip on me, I can barely do 1. fat, lazy, and such. Rip away! broom nickels and sweeper dimes

Originally posted by grey fox
What dignity ?
I lol'd.

Originally posted by masterbruce
I'm not 42, I'm 23.

And the rest of your offensive post is not even worth my dignity to respond to!

You called a guy fatass

What's not offensive about that?

Originally posted by Rick/Genis
You called a guy fatass

What's not offensive about that?

he asked to be ripped away!

Originally posted by masterbruce
he asked to be ripped away!
msn-oh

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
msn-oh

read his post if ya don't believe me!

Originally posted by masterbruce
read his post if ya don't believe me!

Just post a god damned picture of yourself if you want us to belive that you can do 1000 sit ups. FFS. If you're calling another guy a fatass, atleast post your own damn picture first.

Originally posted by masterbruce
I'm not 42, I'm 23.

And the rest of your offensive post is not even worth my dignity to respond to! Easter melon and Christmas gourd

Originally posted by masterbruce
I'm not 42, I'm 23.

And the rest of your offensive post is not even worth my dignity to respond to!
You don't have any diginity...

Woah woah, easy guys. It really doesnt bother me if he calls me a fatass. As for the butterfinger, I'm more of a Babyruth man

Or, basically, anything deep-fried will get you your sit-up.

Oh, and bruce, that really wasnt an intended invitation to be an *******. I just meant that I wouldnt mind being ripped on. You go around saying that kind of thing to us fatasses all the time, you'll get whats coming to you eventually. Ah, but then again, you are mister 1000 sit up/superhuman type badass man. Surely a 6'3 330lb man would have NO chance against you, hmm?

Originally posted by Muck101
Oh, and bruce, that really wasnt an intended invitation to be an *******. I just meant that I wouldnt mind being ripped on. You go around saying that kind of thing to us fatasses all the time, you'll get whats coming to you eventually. Ah, but then again, you are mister 1000 sit up/superhuman type badass man. Surely a 6'3 330lb man would have NO chance against you, hmm?
Becareful with what you say kido, bruce is a pro.
Originally posted by masterbruce
Train your body, mind and soul.

Body: Work out 6 days a week doing weights and cardio. Learn Akido, Jujitsu, Caipera, greco wrestling, taekwando, street defense, and any other method you have time for.

Mind: Take forensics classes, chemistry, bioology, anatomy, calculus and anything else that would broaden your scope. Take law classes as well.

Soul: Take a trip to nature where you can be one with nature. Go live in a forest for a month without any technology and human communication. The insight you'll gain will be priceless.

After 2 years of doing the above, when you have reached a physical and mental peak, you will be ready for your initial street duties.

First, equip yourself. buy light kevlar, hockey goalies mask, shin guard, wrist and elbow pads, a helmet, and spiked shoes. Buy everything in black as you want to blend in. Then get some darts and ninja stars, a dagger, and a PDA.

Once you've geared up, go to the most dangerous neighborhood you know at midnight and start beating the crap out of people you think look suspicious.

Good luck, I'm on my 3rd year of vigilantism and I'm still alive and fine. Don't listen to the other geeky losers on this board, they dont have the balls to do what you and I choose to do.

Originally posted by Muck101
Surely a 6'3 330lb man would have NO chance against you, hmm?

Does the Blob have a chance against Spiderman? I think not.

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
Becareful with what you say kido, bruce is a pro.

That's friggin hillarious.

Originally posted by Beta Ray Howard
That's friggin hillarious.

It just never stops being funny...

Originally posted by Muck101
Woah woah, easy guys. It really doesnt bother me if he calls me a fatass. As for the butterfinger, I'm more of a Babyruth man

My question to you is that if you know you're unhealthily obese, why don't you eat healthy and work out?

I exercise regularly to maintain my physique, it ain't easy, but it's worth it.

I recommend you join a gym, you'll tahnk me.

Originally posted by masterbruce
My question to you is that if you know you're unhealthily obese, why don't you eat healthy and work out?

I exercise regularly to maintain my physique, it ain't easy, but it's worth it.

I recommend you join a gym, you'll tahnk me.

I don't believe a word of this.

Originally posted by Beta Ray Howard
I don't believe a word of this.

Originally posted by Beta Ray Howard
I don't believe a word of this.

huh? you don't believe eating healthy and working out will lead to weight loss?

Originally posted by masterbruce
huh? you don't believe eating healthy and working out will lead to weight loss?

Actually, it's not just healty eating. It's also consideration of blood type and metabolism, and also current muscle density that needs to be taken into account before dieting and picking up a workout routine.

I doubt that you've got an awesome physique though. Can't claim that over the internet without picture backup.

IM SKINNY AND WEAK!

oh and picture back up would not be a good idea on an open forum

Originally posted by Beta Ray Howard
Actually, it's not just healty eating. It's also consideration of blood type and metabolism, and also current muscle density that needs to be taken into account before dieting and picking up a workout routine.

I doubt that you've got an awesome physique though. Can't claim that over the internet without picture backup.

I didn't say he was gonna look like Brad Pitt if he ate healthy and worked out, just that he would lose some weight and look better than he does currently.

I'm not gonna post my pic. I don't care if you don't believe me, why would I lie about my physique on the internet anyway?

Originally posted by beta ray bob
IM SKINNY AND WEAK!

eat alot, take creatine and work out!

Originally posted by masterbruce
I didn't say he was gonna look like Brad Pitt if he ate healthy and worked out, just that he would lose some weight and look better than he does currently.

I'm not gonna post my pic. I don't care if you don't believe me, why would I lie about my physique on the internet anyway?

Do you really need to ask that question?

Originally posted by Beta Ray Howard
Do you really need to ask that question?

yes i do. why would i lie about it, to impress you? makes no sense

Originally posted by masterbruce
I'm not gonna post my pic. I don't care if you don't believe me, why would I lie about my physique on the internet anyway?
Because you're a loser.

I noticed that your list of "Mind" incresors didn't include astronomy or physics...

Which is probably the cause of your "Large Fireball" fiasco.

Originally posted by masterbruce
eat alot, take creatine and work out!

Cratine isn't good for kids who are still growing. I'd advice doing medium exercises, and eating lots of healthy food. It's adviced to start weight training and taking extra stuff after you've stopped growing, or at least when your growth spur is coming to a stop.

Besides, creatine isn't that good for you, I'd stick with some basic protein/whey stuff first. Creatine is more for the people who want to look like Arnold at his prime.. Or for people who fantasize about being superhuman

Originally posted by Jyppe
Cratine isn't good for kids who are still growing. I'd advice doing medium exercises, and eating lots of healthy food. It's adviced to start weight training and taking extra stuff after you've stopped growing, or at least when your growth spur is coming to a stop.

Besides, creatine isn't that good for you, I'd stick with some basic protein/whey stuff first. Creatine is more for the people who want to look like Arnold at his prime.. Or for people who fantasize about being superhuman
Creatin also doesn't work for everyone for example I took more then 500g of creatin within 2 months and I had barely "grown" in size.

Edit:Imo the best way to gain weight is to eat after every 3 hours but not too much...

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
Creatin also doesn't work for everyone for example I took more then 500g of creatin within 2 months and I had barely "grown" in size.

Edit:Imo the best way to gain weight is to eat after every 3 hours but not too much...

Hmmmmmm

Creatine :

Creatine is a popular workout supplement used to enhance athletic performance, particularly in weightlifting. Creatine is most popular in "monohydrate" form and can be taken in capsules or in a powdered drink mix. Usually, taking creatine on a regular cycle will cause a 5-10 pound gain in muscle mass and a slight but noticeable increase in your lifting performance. Creatine is popular because users will most likely see results when combined with a serious lifting regiment, without the wacky side effects of steroids and testaserone raising products.

There are some reported (but not proven) side effects of creatine, including bacne, bloating, anger and increased urination (due to the amount of water you are required to drink while using creatine). Creatine will also not automatically get you jacked without hard work and will not automatically allow you to lift more weight. Rather, creatine will help you get that little extra edge you need to go the extra mile and give you that extra one or two reps that make all the difference. Using creatine is not "cheating", and to maintain your size you will have to work as hard as anyone else. The effect doesn't last forever and is never as strong as your first cycle.

Usually those who speak against creatine usage are simply envious of the improvements made by users or cannot afford it. I know from experience that many pathetic individuals who discourage creatine usage actually take it themselves and simply don't want anyone to get as big as them. Sad, yes, but true. Creatine is safe and legit, used by many pro athletes and olympic medalists.

And yeah, a lot of people who combine creatine with hard work on a regular basis WILL suddenly become chick magnets and acquire previously unreachable amounts of punani.

' Once I started taking creatine, the weights I became capable of lifting embarrassed a lot of chumps wearing beaters and short-shorts at the gym '

That still doesn't change he fact that used 650g of creatine within 2 months and I only gained about 2,5 kgs but maybe it was because my metabolism is extremly fast...

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
Creatin also doesn't work for everyone for example I took more then 500g of creatin within 2 months and I had barely "grown" in size.

Edit:Imo the best way to gain weight is to eat after every 3 hours but not too much...

Umm, how much that's per day? Did you exercise properly? Did you overdo it? What parts did you train? Did you rest enough? Did you have enough variety.

All I know that you're supposed to take around 5g of creatine for couple of weeks, then have a small break then do another couple of weeks and have a break. etc. I'm also aware of that creatine mainly stores water into the muscles increasing weight, and then ultimately increasing the muscles density and amount. I also noticed that when my fat percentace was little higher than usually I could gain more muscles easier. So, if you kept running for distance during the period it might have affected your ability to gain muscles.

Some magazines and such advert creatine as some kind of wonder sh*t which automatically gives you huge muscles without a work out or something like that

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
That still doesn't change he fact that used 650g of creatine within 2 months and I only gained about 2,5 kgs but maybe it was because my metabolism is extremly fast...

No , I just had no idea what the stuff was and found the description humorous.