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You're 27 now!!wee How does it fell to be a few years closer to 30??? bobdrink

Happy Birthday Matt!!!! hug

I love you so much!! You're the greatest father in the world!!!!!


shoutclap cake shoutclap

its my mums bday 2day aswell.

Well happy birthday to her too

happy birthday imp.

Happy Birthday Imp!

Happy Said Day of Birth To All.

Happy birthday.

One year closer to the end.

Originally posted by Slay
One year closer to the end.

The End of What, sir?

Originally posted by Impediment
The End of What, sir?
The end of all life. fear

Originally posted by Slay
The end of all life. fear

I welcome it with open arms, sir.

Originally posted by Impediment
I welcome it with open arms, sir.
Fine, you old fart.

Happy Birthday, oldie pirate

Happy birthday. w00t

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
You're 27 now!!wee How does it fell to be a few years closer to 30??? bobdrink

Happy Birthday Matt!!!! hug

I love you so much!! You're the greatest father in the world!!!!!


shoutclap cake shoutclap
Happy Birthday Raeann's sexy as hell man!

Happy Birthday man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go Imped, it's cho' birfday, we're gonna party like it's yo' birfday. firefirefireph

Hey, you're another year older! Sure, there's a dark side to it. But look at the light side! Okay, there is no light side, but there's a white light! But you're gonna want to stay away from that.

why do ppl celibrate the fact that there geting old

nutsnutsnutsnutsnuts~nutsnutsnutsnutsnuts
wootzor! party time!

goheadgirl

Aye. Appy Birtday!! pirate Arr.

Happy Birthday, mate.

pitt_birthdaypitt_victorypitt_birthdaypitt_victory
pitt_birthday

Have the best day

Have a gooden

HAPPY
BIRTHDAY
IMPEDIMENT!

http://www.moteinteractive.com/harmony/photo/rabbits_birthday.jpg

happy birthday impediment!

bloigen: how many random pics do you put on KMC each day?

~happybdayhappybdayhappybdayhappybdayhappybdayhapp
ybday~


Happy Birthday Impediment!

Happy Birthday cake

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Happy Birthday Impediment!

clap Happy B-Day dude! clap

Happy Birthday Mate!

happybdayhappybdayhappybdayhappybdayhappybdayhappy
bday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!

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Happy Birthday! happybday

Hapy Birfday, Matt

Thank you, everyone! I really appreciate your comments.


I have a splitting hangover because last night I drank my weight in Bud Light while riding 4 wheelers at my cousin's house.

Originally posted by Impediment
Thank you, everyone! I really appreciate your comments.


I have a splitting hangover because last night I drank my weight in Bud Light while riding 4 wheelers at my cousin's house.
How exactly do you weigh beer?

I dunno. How much does about a 30 pack weigh?

Originally posted by Impediment
I dunno. How much does about a 30 pack weigh?
If only I knew.

Happy Birthday sweetie bandpartytimehappybday

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7351/happybdaymattys5.jpg

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Happy Birthday sweetie bandpartytimehappybday

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7351/happybdaymattys5.jpg Ditto.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Ditto.

Scrubs nice

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Scrubs nice Word

Happy Birthday happybday

Have a good one

Happy Birthday, big boy.. http://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_party/ole0.gif

Happy anniversary of your birth Impediment.

Thanx, all!

I'm drunk and I just got laid...................

Originally posted by Impediment
I'm drunk and I just got laid................... w00t

happybday holiday

party

happy b day

OMG................I didn't have to pay for a single drink last night at the bar. I must've had 15 Jagerbombs easy. I had this one shot called a Fireball, and one called Goat's Piss that a buddy bought for me. Then I was good and inebriated, and got my ass kicked at darts and pool. Soon after, Raeann and I came back to the house and had deprived, drunken sex. It was a good day, my friends.

Originally posted by Impediment
OMG................I didn't have to pay for a single drink last night at the bar. I must've had 15 Jagerbombs easy. I had this one shot called a Fireball, and one called Goat's Piss that a buddy bought for me. Then I was good and inebriated, and got my ass kicked at darts and pool. Soon after, Raeann and I came back to the house and had deprived, drunken sex. It was a good day, my friends.
Was there any Misfits or Ramones to be heard? ermm

The Misfits, Ramones, Pantera, David Alllan Coe, Johnny Cash, Sevendust, The Dead Kennedys, and Tool.

headbang

Originally posted by Impediment
The Misfits, Ramones, Pantera, David Alllan Coe, Johnny Cash, Sevendust, The Dead Kennedys, and Tool.

headbang
Just bought the Misfits 20 yr Aniversary Box Set. That shit was pricy. ermm

Happy belated birthday.

Originally posted by Slay
Just bought the Misfits 20 yr Aniversary Box Set. That shit was pricy. ermm


What's in the package? Any of the good stuff with Glen Danzig?


Originally posted by staraddict93
Happy belated birthday.

Thanx.

Originally posted by Impediment
What's in the package? Any of the good stuff with Glen Danzig?

Of course. Pretty much the best songs from every era. 'Fits weren't the same after Danzig left. I can remember rocking out on Astro Zombies and Teenagers From Mars when I was 10 or something.

Originally posted by Impediment
OMG................I didn't have to pay for a single drink last night at the bar. I must've had 15 Jagerbombs easy. I had this one shot called a Fireball, and one called Goat's Piss that a buddy bought for me. Then I was good and inebriated, and got my ass kicked at darts and pool. Soon after, Raeann and I came back to the house and had deprived, drunken sex. It was a good day, my friends.

Ah you had drunk sex? Its moments like those that make sex all the more special.

Originally posted by Impediment
OMG................I didn't have to pay for a single drink last night at the bar. I must've had 15 Jagerbombs easy. I had this one shot called a Fireball, and one called Goat's Piss that a buddy bought for me. Then I was good and inebriated, and got my ass kicked at darts and pool. Soon after, Raeann and I came back to the house and had deprived, drunken sex. It was a good day, my friends.

eyesYes dear, but it was you who was the drunk one. I only had a Jack and Coke which gave me a resonably good buzz seeing as I dont drink often. I had alot of fun though and I hope we get to do that again soon. Oh yes and the drunken sex............niiiice

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Oh yes and the drunken sex............niiiice

I was there and just happened to join in. naughty

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
I was there and just happened to join in. naughty

You wouldnt have been able to handle it.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
You wouldnt have been able to handle it.
I duunnnnnooo. I can be pretty fierce. *Looks for a rawr smilie*

BS! ( BS. ) How's old Pedi? And the baby.

Originally posted by Council#13
BS! ( BS. ) How's old Pedi? And the baby.

yeah....BS...its funny....shaddap. Imp is 27. Maddie is good. She stole my Snickers!!!

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
You're 27 now!!wee How does it fell to be a few years closer to 30??? bobdrink

Happy Birthday Matt!!!! hug

I love you so much!! You're the greatest father in the world!!!!!


shoutclap cake shoutclap I missed it. weep

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IMPY hug

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
yeah....BS...its funny....shaddap. Imp is 27. Maddie is good. She stole my Snickers!!!

Yes. It's the shortened form of a profanity! You're an oxymoron!

Dang... shock When I was 27, I had 48 years of experience under mah belt!

Such a clever little girl! Maddie, that is. Not you. Quite the opposite in your case! Just kidding. petpet

Originally posted by Council#13
Yes. It's the shortened form of a profanity! You're an oxymoron!

Dang... shock When I was 27, I had 48 years of experience under mah belt!

Such a clever little girl! Maddie, that is. Not you. Quite the opposite in your case! Just kidding. petpet

Take out the oxy and you've got it.

I personally dont think he even looks that old.

Yes Maddie is very smart!!



Aaaaaaaand lemme just come through the computer and slap ya.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
Take out the oxy and you've got it.

I personally dont think he even looks that old.

Yes Maddie is very smart!!



Aaaaaaaand lemme just come through the computer and slap ya.

Take out the oxy and you've got a pimple!

Of course not! He's only 27!

I won't argue with you!


I've got my milk and cookies ready for you! wave

Originally posted by Syren
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IMPY hug

Thanx, babe.

Hey, Imped! wave

Originally posted by Council#13
Hey, Imped! wave

Hiya.

That's right. I'm on a nickname-basis with you, now.

I have lots and lots of nicknames.

Originally posted by Impediment
and one called Goat's Piss that a buddy bought for me.

Yeah, about that......sorry....

Originally posted by Council#13
Take out the oxy and you've got a pimple!

Of course not! He's only 27!

I won't argue with you!


I've got my milk and cookies ready for you! wave



lets do this!

Originally posted by Impediment
I have lots and lots of nicknames. I believe it

Just a few of my nicknames:
Stutter
Stu
Stammer
Can't-talk-right
Mel (as in Mel Tillis, the stuttering country music star.)
Oliver Twist
Oliver North
Oliver Clothesoff
Ollie
Olive Oyl
O-Liver
Oliver Stone
Cousin Oliver



You can kinda guess what my last name is, right?

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
eyesYes dear, but it was you who was the drunk one. I only had a Jack and Coke which gave me a resonably good buzz seeing as I dont drink often. I had alot of fun though and I hope we get to do that again soon. Oh yes and the drunken sex............niiiice

You took advantage of him in a drunken state? I'm so proud of you.hugcry

Happy Birthday!

congrats, ur 27th time circling the sun

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You took advantage of him in a drunken state? I'm so proud of you.hugcry

The last time she did that I passed out on top of her during sex.

Happeh..

New.. Year?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You took advantage of him in a drunken state? I'm so proud of you.hugcry

blush2

Originally posted by Impediment
The last time she did that I passed out on top of her during sex.

So glad you didnt do that again. I was worried that you would though.

If you ever have a mid life crisis, make a thread on how you made yourself feel better ermm