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It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?


hmm

And you went around looking under their pants to confirm this?

He might have well...

Smurf #1: Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf #2: Smurf-tacular!
Smurf #1: Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf #2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Smurf #1: Shut the Smurf up!
Smurf #2: Yeah!
Smurf #1: Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf #2: Smurf-Yeah!
Smurf #1: Oh! That is freaking Smurf!

You beat it to me...

Vathu's sig goes well with this thread... hmm

I knew where it was from but I didn't want to ruin the thread.

I smurfed last night in your mom's smurfgina

You danced last night in my mom's china?

Originally posted by Strangelove
You danced last night in my mom's china?
Your mother owns China? eek

I thought I owned your mom's gina. ermm

Strangelove smurfs my smurf.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Strangelove smurfs my smurf. I do your dishes? shock

Originally posted by Strangelove
it's a time share Holy shit... She shares time as well? How does Father Time sit with that? I reckon he must feel a tad belittled. hmm

Smurfenis

Originally posted by Strangelove
She's got a lot of droop going, if you know what I'm saying
Granny grapes... hmm

*comes in, smurfs everywhere* herb

I just got smurf on my shoes. shock