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"Hey Lee wanna go make out?!"_Sakura
"Sakura is so hott!_Kakashi
"Hey Sasuke let's go to the movies and pick up some girls. Turn the Sharingan on girls dig it."_Itachi

"i am an idiot who loves sasuke"- naruto
"i love you, naruto" - sasuke
"i am a gay"- rock lee

i am sure they won't say that. that's humiliating.

"lets pretend I'm straight for a while"Orichimaru.

"I sure miss the Third Hokage"-Orochimaru.

Itachi: "Umm, Kisame... I'm wearing ladies' underwear..."

Kisame: "No way! Me too!"

"OK I give up" - Naruto
"The truth is I'm gay" - Jiraya

"lee, i think its time we had some time apart" - Gai
"God this mask itches!" - Kakashi
"No no monre sake, ive had enough" - Tsunade

"I'm sick of seeing naked women"Jiraya
"I don't want to be Hokage anymore"Naruto

"I think maybe I'll turn off my Sharingan for a moment" - Itachi

"Naruto, it's so big!"SaiFor those who read the manga.

im such a b!tch who never does anything. -sakura

"Darth Maul is so over rated"- Kakashi

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
"I think maybe I'll turn off my Sharingan for a moment" - Itachi
He's done that sometimes...

indeed he has...

Originally posted by King Kandy
He's done that sometimes...

not frequently though

its on most of the time even if he doesn't need it

Naruto-If I ever say "Believe it" one more time,someone please kill me.
Kiba-"You stupid mutt! I ****ing hate you. Great,now I just killed him.
All well, now I can buy a new pet, like a goldfish or a tapeworm".

"Naruto Wanna ****" Hinata
"Im a Senju Dog"Sasuke
"Wassup Niggas" Kirabi
"Karin is really useful"Suigetsu
"(Insert anything smart)" Ino Yamanaka

"I love Nemesis X" Kuranai Sensei

Naruto : "1 + 1 = 2"

Naruto: "Don't believe it"

"Forget Sasuke".

"Bleach is a better anime than ours" Naruto

"I'm Michael Jackson in disguise" Orochimaru

"I want to go on a diet" Choji

Kishimoto: "and this is the part where Shino comes in and kicks his ass"

Suigetsu: "Sasuke has snakes coming out his ass"

Karin: "Sasuke has snakes coming out his ass"

Sasuke: "Juugo! Help me stuff this snake back up my ass!"

Juugo:"sir...THAT'S MY ******* ARM!"

Orochimaru: "Look at dem Tig O' BITTIES!"

"Maito Gai is a ***" Rock lee
"Hinata is sexy" Neji

"Oh yeah? Where's my gun?"

I'll stop blaming others for my problems - Sasuke

Sasuke: "I could really use my teammates' help right now."

Naruto: "I need to take a break from eating ramen."

Shikamaru: "I'm so happy, I might burst with excitement!!"

Ino: "Fine, Sakura, you can have Sasuke."

Choji: "I'm such a fatso, and I need to lose some weight to impress girls."

"I need serious anger management" Sakura

"Uchihas suck"-Sasuke
"Sasuke-kun you right. Orochimaru is a pethetic" Kabuto

"I'm sober" Tsunade

"Meow" Akamaru

"I think it's about time Akamaru got fixed" Kiba

"Phuck you Sasuke!"

"Naruto is the strongest/coolest"

They'll never say that, somethings that really need to be said.

Jiraiya: "The life of a bachelor is boring with no rewards whatsoever".

Hinata: "Naruto, stop acting so oblivious and take me out on a date."

Shino: "Where's the bug spray when you need it?"

Orochimaru: "I feel terrrible about taking Sasuke from the Leaf Village."

"I enjoyed playing GTA"

"BELIEVE IT, BELIEVE IT, BELIEVE THAT I'M GAY!!!"

Naruto: 'Whatever happened to Sai?'

Sakura: 'Whatever happened to Sai?'

Kakashi: 'Whatever happened to Sai?'

Sasuke: 'Yeah Sai, give it to me!'.


(P.S. What did happen to Sai?!)

Originally posted by Prince Nataku
"lets pretend I'm straight for a while"Orichimaru.

Naruto- Hmm maybe I will stop using the rasengan for this battle
Sasuke-Why didn't I have sex with Karin for those who read the manga
Kishimoto-Rock Lee will become the next hokage
Sakura-I seriouly need to get a boob job
Ino-Im a dumb whore
Itachi-I just kicked Sasuke's ass
Deidara-WTF people like Hidan more then me
Rock Lee-Sakura **** you!
Hinata-Naruto please bone me
Kishimoto again- I can't belive I got away with ripping off Hunter X Hunter

Orochimaru: Kabuto, why does everyone think I'm gay?
Kabuto: Your obession with a young boy, my lord.
Orochimaru: What about Anko? And Tayuya? And the chick who's body I was using before this one?
Kabuto: Well people who read Naruto are mostly idiots so they can't possibly remember all those details my lord.
Orochimaru: True, true...now where were we. *slips out tongue*
Kabuto: *sighs and bends over* Yes Lord Orochimaru.

Third Hokage: Tsunade, you're growing into quite a woman.
Tsunade: Um...thanks Lord Hokage.
Third: Growing in certain...areas more than others.
Tsunade: You mean my chakra control powers?
Third: Sure, let's go with that.

Kyuubi: Give into your anger.
Naruto: Then I'll ge tmore powerful?
Kyuubi: Yep. You'll grow some tails and I'll make you crazy and we'll raise all kinds of hell.
Naruto: And it'll be cooler than when Sasuke was controlled by the curse mark in the Forest?
Kyuubi: Not even close.

Speaking of that...

Sasuke: You seem...really attached to these arms of yours.
Zaku: Holy sh*t. Are you gonna rip off my arms?
Sasuke: What? No. I was just gonna break them.
Zaku: But you emphasized "attached" so ripping them off just would work better with your dialogue. Not to mention be way cooler.
Sasuke: You make Orochimaru proud with how messed up you are.

Ino: Sakura, forget Sasuke. I'm interested in exploring my sexuality.
Sakura: Yeah, me too. In fact, me and Tsunade already got started on that....
I'll leave that story to the countless fanfics and fanart.

Itachi: Do you know why the Uchiha clan is known by all and feared by all?
Kakashi: Your androgynous apperances stir up repressed homosexual urges and feelings?
Itachi: Well that's part of it but mostly it's our Sharingan.

That's all I got for now.

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Orochimaru: Kabuto, why does everyone think I'm gay?
Kabuto: Your obession with a young boy, my lord.
Orochimaru: What about Anko? And Tayuya? And the chick who's body I was using before this one?
Kabuto: Well people who read Naruto are mostly idiots so they can't possibly remember all those details my lord.
Orochimaru: True, true...now where were we. *slips out tongue*
Kabuto: *sighs and bends over* Yes Lord Orochimaru.

Third Hokage: Tsunade, you're growing into quite a woman.
Tsunade: Um...thanks Lord Hokage.
Third: Growing in certain...areas more than others.
Tsunade: You mean my chakra control powers?
Third: Sure, let's go with that.

Kyuubi: Give into your anger.
Naruto: Then I'll ge tmore powerful?
Kyuubi: Yep. You'll grow some tails and I'll make you crazy and we'll raise all kinds of hell.
Naruto: And it'll be cooler than when Sasuke was controlled by the curse mark in the Forest?
Kyuubi: Not even close.

Speaking of that...

Sasuke: You seem...really attached to these arms of yours.
Zaku: Holy sh*t. Are you gonna rip off my arms?
Sasuke: What? No. I was just gonna break them.
Zaku: But you emphasized "attached" so ripping them off just would work better with your dialogue. Not to mention be way cooler.
Sasuke: You make Orochimaru proud with how messed up you are.

Ino: Sakura, forget Sasuke. I'm interested in exploring my sexuality.
Sakura: Yeah, me too. In fact, me and Tsunade already got started on that....
I'll leave that story to the countless fanfics and fanart.

Itachi: Do you know why the Uchiha clan is known by all and feared by all?
Kakashi: Your androgynous apperances stir up repressed homosexual urges and feelings?
Itachi: Well that's part of it but mostly it's our Sharingan.

That's all I got for now. The Orichimaru part was hilariuos

Naruto: Oh sweet Mother of God, Louie Anderson crushed my pelvis!

Anyone: "Hey, remember the days from my happy childhood? Good times."

Instead of fillers let actaully work out for a change if you notice naruto never works out

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Ino: Sakura, forget Sasuke. I'm interested in exploring my sexuality.
Sakura: Yeah, me too. In fact, me and Tsunade already got started on that....
I'll leave that story to the countless fanfics and fanart.


My god there's like more than 40. Before anyone starts raising eye brows I was just browsing the site, I wasn't really reading them.

Originally posted by Pyron_Knight
Orochimaru: Kabuto, why does everyone think I'm gay?
Kabuto: Your obession with a young boy, my lord.
Orochimaru: What about Anko? And Tayuya? And the chick who's body I was using before this one?
Kabuto: Well people who read Naruto are mostly idiots so they can't possibly remember all those details my lord.
Orochimaru: True, true...now where were we. *slips out tongue*
Kabuto: *sighs and bends over* Yes Lord Orochimaru.

Third Hokage: Tsunade, you're growing into quite a woman.
Tsunade: Um...thanks Lord Hokage.
Third: Growing in certain...areas more than others.
Tsunade: You mean my chakra control powers?
Third: Sure, let's go with that.

Kyuubi: Give into your anger.
Naruto: Then I'll ge tmore powerful?
Kyuubi: Yep. You'll grow some tails and I'll make you crazy and we'll raise all kinds of hell.
Naruto: And it'll be cooler than when Sasuke was controlled by the curse mark in the Forest?
Kyuubi: Not even close.

Speaking of that...

Sasuke: You seem...really attached to these arms of yours.
Zaku: Holy sh*t. Are you gonna rip off my arms?
Sasuke: What? No. I was just gonna break them.
Zaku: But you emphasized "attached" so ripping them off just would work better with your dialogue. Not to mention be way cooler.
Sasuke: You make Orochimaru proud with how messed up you are.

Ino: Sakura, forget Sasuke. I'm interested in exploring my sexuality.
Sakura: Yeah, me too. In fact, me and Tsunade already got started on that....
I'll leave that story to the countless fanfics and fanart.

Itachi: Do you know why the Uchiha clan is known by all and feared by all?
Kakashi: Your androgynous apperances stir up repressed homosexual urges and feelings?
Itachi: Well that's part of it but mostly it's our Sharingan.

That's all I got for now. make more please.

add some: choji, jiraya, karin, and hidan.

*Deidara: Hey Sasori can i ask you do me a favor?*
*Sasori: Sure man what you need?*
*Deidara: Can you lend me 1 of your puppets for a night?
*Sasori: Nah, sorry man Itachi already asked me the same thing 1rst
*Deidara: Aw crap..Those Puppers of youres are so sexy...
*Sasori: I know....
Dialogue: WTF!

I'd hit them.

Any of them:

"Let's stop talking for five episodes and actually fight!"

Naruto dubbed: Guys, I do not 'Believe it!'

Kakashi: Sasuke~
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensai~
Kakashi: Sasuke!~
Sasuke: Kakashi-sensai!~
*Cue Guy-Lee moment*>.>

Hinata: **** YOU NARUTO!! Sakuras all I need ;p (if only T,T)

"Gaara! Kankuro! Get in here! there's a spider! over there in the corner!!!" - Temari


"Alright then, you can have the last chip" - Chouji


"You know what, i give up. F*ck that duck-butt emo. He wants to run around playing avenger, fine by me" - Naruto


"I think i'll take the day off, i earned it" - Lee/Gai


"Maybe Deidara is right about art" - Sasori
"Maybe Sasori is right about art" - Deidara


"Sh*t where the f*ck is my bug spay! Get em off me, get em off me!!!" - Shino


"You know, i'm more of a cat person" - Kiba.

Naruto: Shino, when you fart, do you make a dark cloud with your bugs to make it seem awesome....er?
Shino: ...
Naruto: Do the bugs ever make you b@lls itch like mad?
Shino: ...
Naruto: If a fly is in your soup, do you still eat it?
Shino: ...
Naruto: I'm I bugging you?
Shino: 1000 years of death!



Orochimaru: You ready?
Sasuke: I guess.
Orochimaru: One thousand years of death!
Orochimaru: tee hee
Sasuke: May I have some more?
Orochimaru: You want MOOOOOOREEE??
Orochimaru: tee hee


Sakura: Ichiraku Ramen?
Naruto: Yes!
Sakura: Let's go!
*Sakura leads the way*
Naruto: (With his dong.) ONE THOUSANDS YEARS OF DEATH!
Sakura: *Fart*
Naruto: tee hee

Naruto: I'm going to be the Hokage.
Sakura: You didn't end your sentence with "Believe it!"

Naruto: Screw ninjas, im gonna find Onepiece!

Sai: Do you even have a vagina?

Any of them:

"This _________ attack is too strong for my AAAAANUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!"

Kabuto: Orochimaru, you look like a mix between Voldemort and Michael Jackson.

Naruto: SASUKE! WHY....why have you done all of this?! Don't you even remember me anymore.....even care about me anymore......*sad song starts and naruto goes into one of his life changing speeches* I remember when I was so alone...and no one seemed to care....and Sasuke...you always treated me like I was below you.......but slowly...YOU BECAME MY BEST FRI....

-INTERUPTION-

SASUKE: HOLLLLD IT! REEEEEEMIX!!!!

Naruto: Wha..wha...

Sasuke: SUP BEETCHES..s-wizzy here...don't play dat sheet..dat sheet ain't ballin...ya heard?

Naruto:w....huh?

Sasuke: AAAAAAAABAAAAP! AS BALLIN AS POSSIBLE! NARUTO...you aint got games.......walkin around wit cho lil beetch, and swinging yo leetle beetch a** kunai around all "HEH HEH HEH" sheet....that thing looks like...dillllllldohhhh XD!!!!..c'mon....I mean...c'mon! maybe if you have to fight someone...where you gotta..shove it up yo a** xD!!!! I MEAN c'mon!!!

Naruto: ..................

Sasuke: Hahahaha...look at dat mustache XDDDD AINT FOOLIN ME!!! Might be foolin..ANBU OPS...but not me hahahaah XDDD...sheet you aint no shinobi......see...erebody know..Uchiha clan make the best techniques 8-]...ppl sayin sasuke's copyin naruto and naruto aint coppyin anythang??? Dats boosheet! boosheet! Saying Naruto threw tons of shuriken before Sasuke?! XDDD HAVE YOU SEEN ANY EPISODE BEFORE SHIPPUDEN?!

Naruto: what's..shippuden...

Sasuke: Sasuke has Chidori and Sharingan.....Naruto tryin to copy dat sheet

Naruto: I'm..really not..I mean I..

Sasuke: Naruto knows he can't compete...if he don't have Sharingan...

Naruto: Well I wouldn't exactly go that far but ^_^;...

Sasuke:....I mean c'mon....I aint even care if you get Sakura, She sucks now....Naruto be runnin around with dat lil girl and sheet..

Naruto: Sakuras not a little girl she...

Sasuke: Everyone knows Sakura can't do sheet but ********

Naruto: O_O..................................................

Sasuke: Then we got these...fans of Neji...and his..Rotation..the neji circle? *chuckle*, We ain't doin geometry XD!!! WE TRYIN TUH PLAY SUM GAMES!

Naruto: What...games?....Sasuke are you ok....I mean I...

Sasuke: HE AINT GOT GAMES!!!!!!!!

Naruto: We've seemed to establish Neither myself nor Neji have games apparently?

Sasuke:Trying to say..he got his...Byakugan....c'mon..sheet..**** Byakugan! More like Tearigan! He always cryin all the time!

Naruto: Ok I won't like 1 that was terrible and 2 ive never seen Neji cry even once?

Sasuke: MAN Real techniques have some..fitty cent in the background or some fat joe, some BALLLLLLLLIN

Naruto: WaSn't that Jim Jones?....wait how do I know that...who's Jim Jones

Sasuke: What else he got...them..Palms...ninjas trying talk bout dat...Palm attack..64 palms.. You know what im sayin? *chuckles* That sheet is mad geh, TRUE NINJAS! TRUE NINJAS don't use dat technique or play that game, You know who plays those games? geh ninjas

Naruto: Again with the games -_-;...

Sasuke: Sasuke ALWAYS wins babeh ;D, Sasuke always wins..you can't beat Sasuke XD! That sheet is slick, have you seen Sasuke? Nice slick black, like a *makes whistling noises and waves hands* Sheet is nice ;]. See like my hair over here beetch? My hair? You like dat sheet..dat sheet is SLICK, dat sheet is black, my hair was blonde before this sheet ight?

Naruto: totally wasn't...

Sasuke: I dyed dat sheet black, know why? CAUSE THE PS TRIPLE!

Naruto: the wha..

-INTERUPTION-

Sasuke:THE CHIDORI! DAT SHEET IS MONEEEEEEY,MONEEEY, some lil fat beetch whats his name..Choji? tryin say it costs a lot?

Naruto:.............you totally mentioned some PS Triple earlier...

Sasuke: 600 dollas aint sheet to sasuke...I wipe mah *** wiff 600 dollaz...give ya 600 dollaz shut cho *** up XD...I can't bring the Sage Mode in muh caddy! I NEED TO BRING SOME HD GAMESSS when im rollin in muh caddy, how am I supposed to get some hunnies with the Sage Mode? Like say Ooh baby look at my Sage Mode, you know what they say to me? THEY LAUGH, when I show them my sharingan...hunnies get all over dis sheet..GET ALL THE HUNNIES WITH THE SHARINGAN!

-Ballin plays as Sasuke continues to rant until Naruto dies of confusion-




first person to guess who I was quoting (with a little alteration of course XD) gets a cookie :3

Originally posted by Ban Mido
Naruto: SASUKE! WHY....why have you done all of this?! Don't you even remember me anymore.....even care about me anymore......*sad song starts and naruto goes into one of his life changing speeches* I remember when I was so alone...and no one seemed to care....and Sasuke...you always treated me like I was below you.......but slowly...YOU BECAME MY BEST FRI....

-INTERUPTION-

SASUKE: HOLLLLD IT! REEEEEEMIX!!!!

Naruto: Wha..wha...

Sasuke: SUP BEETCHES..s-wizzy here...don't play dat sheet..dat sheet ain't ballin...ya heard?

Naruto:w....huh?

Sasuke: AAAAAAAABAAAAP! AS BALLIN AS POSSIBLE! NARUTO...you aint got games.......walkin around wit cho lil beetch, and swinging yo leetle beetch a** kunai around all "HEH HEH HEH" sheet....that thing looks like...dillllllldohhhh XD!!!!..c'mon....I mean...c'mon! maybe if you have to fight someone...where you gotta..shove it up yo a** xD!!!! I MEAN c'mon!!!

Naruto: ..................

Sasuke: Hahahaha...look at dat mustache XDDDD AINT FOOLIN ME!!! Might be foolin..ANBU OPS...but not me hahahaah XDDD...sheet you aint no shinobi......see...erebody know..Uchiha clan make the best techniques 8-]...ppl sayin sasuke's copyin naruto and naruto aint coppyin anythang??? Dats boosheet! boosheet! Saying Naruto threw tons of shuriken before Sasuke?! XDDD HAVE YOU SEEN ANY EPISODE BEFORE SHIPPUDEN?!

Naruto: what's..shippuden...

Sasuke: Sasuke has Chidori and Sharingan.....Naruto tryin to copy dat sheet

Naruto: I'm..really not..I mean I..

Sasuke: Naruto knows he can't compete...if he don't have Sharingan...

Naruto: Well I wouldn't exactly go that far but ^_^;...

Sasuke:....I mean c'mon....I aint even care if you get Sakura, She sucks now....Naruto be runnin around with dat lil girl and sheet..

Naruto: Sakuras not a little girl she...

Sasuke: Everyone knows Sakura can't do sheet but ********

Naruto: O_O..................................................

Sasuke: Then we got these...fans of Neji...and his..Rotation..the neji circle? *chuckle*, We ain't doin geometry XD!!! WE TRYIN TUH PLAY SUM GAMES!

Naruto: What...games?....Sasuke are you ok....I mean I...

Sasuke: HE AINT GOT GAMES!!!!!!!!

Naruto: We've seemed to establish Neither myself nor Neji have games apparently?

Sasuke:Trying to say..he got his...Byakugan....c'mon..sheet..**** Byakugan! More like Tearigan! He always cryin all the time!

Naruto: Ok I won't like 1 that was terrible and 2 ive never seen Neji cry even once?

Sasuke: MAN Real techniques have some..fitty cent in the background or some fat joe, some BALLLLLLLLIN

Naruto: WaSn't that Jim Jones?....wait how do I know that...who's Jim Jones

Sasuke: What else he got...them..Palms...ninjas trying talk bout dat...Palm attack..64 palms.. You know what im sayin? *chuckles* That sheet is mad geh, TRUE NINJAS! TRUE NINJAS don't use dat technique or play that game, You know who plays those games? geh ninjas

Naruto: Again with the games -_-;...

Sasuke: Sasuke ALWAYS wins babeh ;D, Sasuke always wins..you can't beat Sasuke XD! That sheet is slick, have you seen Sasuke? Nice slick black, like a *makes whistling noises and waves hands* Sheet is nice ;]. See like my hair over here beetch? My hair? You like dat sheet..dat sheet is SLICK, dat sheet is black, my hair was blonde before this sheet ight?

Naruto: totally wasn't...

Sasuke: I dyed dat sheet black, know why? CAUSE THE PS TRIPLE!

Naruto: the wha..

-INTERUPTION-

Sasuke:THE CHIDORI! DAT SHEET IS MONEEEEEEY,MONEEEY, some lil fat beetch whats his name..Choji? tryin say it costs a lot?

Naruto:.............you totally mentioned some PS Triple earlier...

Sasuke: 600 dollas aint sheet to sasuke...I wipe mah *** wiff 600 dollaz...give ya 600 dollaz shut cho *** up XD...I can't bring the Sage Mode in muh caddy! I NEED TO BRING SOME HD GAMESSS when im rollin in muh caddy, how am I supposed to get some hunnies with the Sage Mode? Like say Ooh baby look at my Sage Mode, you know what they say to me? THEY LAUGH, when I show them my sharingan...hunnies get all over dis sheet..GET ALL THE HUNNIES WITH THE SHARINGAN!

-Ballin plays as Sasuke continues to rant until Naruto dies of confusion-




first person to guess who I was quoting (with a little alteration of course XD) gets a cookie :3


LMAO!!!

Tsunade: Naruto you look stressed, why don't you go bowling? It sometimes helps relieve it.

Naruto: Okay then. Mind if I borrow one of your bowling balls that you tucked into your upper shirt?

Tsunade: NARUTO!!!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Tsunade: Naruto you look stressed, why don't you go bowling? It sometimes helps relieve it.

Naruto: Okay then. Mind if I borrow one of your bowling balls that you tucked into your upper shirt?

Tsunade: NARUTO!!!


Here's my version:

Tsunade: Naruto, you look stressed. Why don't you find something relaxing to do?

Naruto: K. *Motorboats Tsunade's funbags until his eyes are black and blue.

Tsunade: *Heals Naruto's face.* Seconds? awesome

Originally posted by dadudemon
Here's my version:

Tsunade: Naruto, you look stressed. Why don't you find something relaxing to do?

Naruto: K. *Motorboats Tsunade's funbags until his eyes are black and blue.

Tsunade: *Heals Naruto's face.* Seconds? awesome

...lol?

Hinata: Naruto, how come we got into the theater for free?

Naruto: It's because...uh...because people here respect me for being the hero of the leaf village.

Hinata: Oh, okay.

An hour later when Naruto and Hinata walk out of the theater.

Hinata: *Sees a sign nearby that says "any people who assist the blind shall go see movies for free* Naruto!

Naruto: *disappeared*

Hinata: *cries* Can't believe Naruto used me like that!