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I was reading some stuff that Syren and LethalFemme were talking about and I got to thinking; what do us guys think girls want in a man? So guys, what qualities do you think make the chicks dig us so much. And ladies, go ahead and state your opinions as well. I'll start.


1. Chicks love being called "chicks". Even if they say they don't like it, they really do.

2. They love being man handled, like when you are kissing them, just pick them up and lay them down on the couch or bed and then go for it!

3. They love when you tell them to f*ck off. I mean, let's get real guys, chicks don't want a p*ssy for a man, so by telling them to f*ck off once in a while it lets them know you are tough.

4. They like when you pull their hair during doggystyle.

That's all I got for now.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=


4. buttsecks.



nahuh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
nahuh

I meant doggystyle, not actual pooter penetration. My bad.

um.....there is a whole lot more to it than that.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I meant doggystyle, not actual pooter penetration. My bad. I fixxed it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
um.....there is a whole lot more to it than that.

um.....not really.

um...yeah, really.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
um...yeah, really.

Cut to the chase and dish what you think you know.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I fixxed it.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I meant doggystyle, not actual pooter penetration. My bad. Originally posted by LethalFemme


Chicks love when you fix posts.

Hiker, you present some valid points. I am intrigued to know what RJ thinks too

Hey Femme, they's got no idea *snigger*

Originally posted by Syren


Hiker, you present some valid points.

easy, you hairy beast, i'll tell ya.

1. Chicks love being called "chicks". Even if they say they don't like it, they really do.
true, but only if it is in a third party reference.

2. They love being man handled, like when you are kissing them, just pick them up and lay them down on the couch or bed and then go for it!
true, very true!!!

3. They love when you tell them to f*ck off. I mean, let's get real guys, chicks don't want a p*ssy for a man, so by telling them to f*ck off once in a while it lets them know you are tough.
you can show them you are tough in many ways, this is not one of them

4. They like when you pull their hair during doggystyle.
you'd be surprised how many girls do not like this

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Chicks love when you fix posts.

I just love when you bend down and you can see the crack of your...........smile.leftright

Originally posted by Syren


Hiker, you present some valid points. I am intrigued to know what RJ thinks too

Hey Femme, they's got no idea *snigger*

I would generally like to hear what RJ has to say too.

I know dem men's and they crazy ideas. Next thin you know they'll try to figure out the female orgasm *giggle*

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
easy, you hairy beast, i'll tell ya.

1. Chicks love being called "chicks". Even if they say they don't like it, they really do.
true, but only if it is in a third party reference.

2. They love being man handled, like when you are kissing them, just pick them up and lay them down on the couch or bed and then go for it!
true, very true!!!

3. They love when you tell them to f*ck off. I mean, let's get real guys, chicks don't want a p*ssy for a man, so by telling them to f*ck off once in a while it lets them know you are tough.
you can show them you are tough in many ways, this is not one of them

4. They like when you pull their hair during doggystyle.
you'd be surprised how many girls do not like this

Okay, you analyzed it doo much, you are too sensitive. Chicks don't like that.

1. Chicks love being called "chicks". Even if they say they don't like it, they really do.

I think women love being called Chick by their friends. Not a guy she wants to have a relationship with

2. They love being man handled, like when you are kissing them, just pick them up and lay them down on the couch or bed and then go for it!

Yes this is true. Women love men being rough with them. But not all the time, they need the soft romantic side too.

3. They love when you tell them to f*ck off. I mean, let's get real guys, chicks don't want a p*ssy for a man, so by telling them to f*ck off once in a while it lets them know you are tough.

Do women really like that?

4. They like when you pull their hair during doggystyle.

I have never tried this so I can comment

But I really think you need to hear what a women wants in a man from a women

Originally posted by LethalFemme


I would generally like to hear what RJ has to say too.

I know dem men's and they crazy ideas. Next thin you know they'll try to figure out the female orgasm *giggle*

RJ also presents some valid points

oh lolz!! no wai they's gonna evr find tht 1 out... only a women no a womenz lyks

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, you analyzed it doo much, you are too sensitive. Chicks don't like that.
women dont like sensitive men? are you kidding me? ok, brendan fraser in "bedazzled" would be too much. but you have to have the right mixture of sensitivity and toughness. if you are overly tough, girls will be repelled. only one night stands will present themselves. if you are overly sensitive, they will have no confidence in your manhood.

Originally posted by Syren
RJ also presents some valid points

oh lolz!! no wai they's gonna evr find tht 1 out... only a women no a womenz lyks

I know. He's so sweet.

u dinks de evr finds out dat alls womens iz differnts and cnt be lumdp togther?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
women dont like sensitive men? are you kidding me? ok, brendan fraser in "bedazzled" would be too much. but you have to have the right mixture of sensitivity and toughness. if you are overly tough, girls will be repelled. only one night stands will present themselves. if you are overly sensitive, they will have no confidence in your manhood. I agree you can't be too tough off the bat, but to keep them for a while longer than one night, like maybe for a week, you gotta be tough and a bit rude. You have to show them that you are bullet proof.

And no matter what women say, they are all the same. They aren't any different from eachother and they can be lumped together. If not, then they are lesbians.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
And no matter what women say, they are all the same. They aren't any different from eachother and they can be lumped together. If not, then they are lesbians.

You just contradicted yourself in one post.lol

Originally posted by xXxPunkchickxXx
1. Chicks love being called "chicks". Even if they say they don't like it, they really do.

I think women love being called Chick by their friends. Not a guy she wants to have a relationship with

2. They love being man handled, like when you are kissing them, just pick them up and lay them down on the couch or bed and then go for it!

Yes this is true. Women love men being rough with them. But not all the time, they need the soft romantic side too.

3. They love when you tell them to f*ck off. I mean, let's get real guys, chicks don't want a p*ssy for a man, so by telling them to f*ck off once in a while it lets them know you are tough.

Do women really like that?

4. They like when you pull their hair during doggystyle.

I have never tried this so I can comment

But I really think you need to hear what a women wants in a man from a women

Oh god.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I agree you can't be too tough off the bat, but to keep them for a while longer than one night, like maybe for a week, you gotta be tough and a bit rude. You have to show them that you are bullet proof.
and you can do this in other ways. you dont have to be all tough guy rude as hell and stuff.
theres been times in me and FJ's relationship that i had to be the badass, the tough guy. but there has also been times when i cried in her arms as we watched a sappy movie. theres been times when i use humor to make her stop feeling pooey, theres times when i give her whatever she wants (which is most of the time :lol.
you have to combine them all.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You just contradicted yourself in one post.lol

Not really, because lesbians are actually men trying to get out of a woman's body.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
um...yeah, really.
herborly

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and you can do this in other ways. you dont have to be all tough guy rude as hell and stuff.
theres been times in me and FJ's relationship that i had to be the badass, the tough guy. but there has also been times when i cried in her arms as we watched a sappy movie. theres been times when i use humor to make her stop feeling pooey, theres times when i give her whatever she wants (which is most of the time :lol.
you have to combine them all.

Goddamnit, you are ruining my thread! puke

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Goddamnit, you are ruining my thread! puke
petpet

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
but there has also been times when i cried in her arms as we watched a sappy movie. theres been times when i use humor to make her stop feeling pooey, theres times when i give her whatever she wants (which is most of the time :lol.
you have to combine them all.

I promise not to laugh at you for admitting that.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Not really, because lesbians are actually men trying to get out of a woman's body.

Too late you lose but. you're still cute.mhmmhm

What about me? mhmmhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I promise not to laugh at you for admitting that.



Too late you lose but. you're still cute.mhmmhm

My looks don't matter. It's my bullet proof toughness that turn you on.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
What about me? mhmmhm

mhmhugmhm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My looks don't matter. It's my bullet proof toughness that turn you on.

Nah thats what you think really its the sig.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Goddamnit, you are ruining my thread! puke
sorry, i forgot this is the OTF.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Nah thats what you think really its the sig.

Yeah, great, that's not even a picture of me. Now I'm going to sue you.


Chicks love when you file lawsuits against them.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sorry, i forgot this is the OTF.

If I was being serious about all of this, I'd be posting in the GDF. But hey, I can't give away all my secrets. Chicks love a guy with secrets.

dood.....do you have a kangaroo fetish?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, great, that's not even a picture of me. Now I'm going to sue you.


Chicks love when you file lawsuits against them.

I never said it was you.mhm

TH....doer of kangaroos. i'm gonna tell crocodile dundee!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dood.....do you have a kangaroo fetish?

Chicks love a guy with animal fetishes.

um....ok. nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! what about little bunnies?

Nah, too tight.

right...lest you are...man, i wanna say someones name here, but i dont want a shitstorm.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
right...lest you are...man, i wanna say someones name here, but i dont want a shitstorm.

Oh, c'mon RJ, just do it man. It's the internet, who cares.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
right...lest you are...man, i wanna say someones name here, but i dont want a shitstorm.

Was it me?

nope....ok, here is their name.....

*********

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nope....ok, here is their name.....

*********




I think I know who!

share.

is it their real name or screenname?

depends.

so its someone with their real name in their screenname?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nope....ok, here is their name.....

*********




Just pm me.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=

3. They love when you tell them to f*ck off. I mean, let's get real guys, chicks don't want a p*ssy for a man, so by telling them to f*ck off once in a while it lets them know you are tough.

Originally posted by Naz


I know, I was just messin.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Just pm me.
gimmee a kiss, you hairy ****.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
gimmee a kiss, you hairy ****.

pm me too.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was reading some stuff that Syren and LethalFemme were talking about and I got to thinking; what do us guys think girls want in a man? So guys, what qualities do you think make the chicks dig us so much. And ladies, go ahead and state your opinions as well. I'll start.


1. Chicks love being called "chicks". Even if they say they don't like it, they really do.

2. They love being man handled, like when you are kissing them, just pick them up and lay them down on the couch or bed and then go for it!

3. They love when you tell them to f*ck off. I mean, let's get real guys, chicks don't want a p*ssy for a man, so by telling them to f*ck off once in a while it lets them know you are tough.

4. They like when you pull their hair during doggystyle.

That's all I got for now.
Not to mention that women are just dying to serve their man hand and foot, night and day, 24/7


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

eat my shorts.

How rude.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

ruder than telling a "chick" to "fukk off?"

You didn' t quite get the underlying nuance of this thread. This is nothing more but a parody.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Oh god.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Goddamnit, you are ruining my thread! puke

someone is taking my posts way too literally.

Originally posted by Storm
Not to mention that women are just dying to serve their man hand and foot, night and day, 24/7


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

See, a woman with class. Fire sure is lucky!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
someone is taking my posts way too literally.

Oh, I get it, so you had US fooled this whole time with your seriousness?

no, thats not what i meant.

Originally posted by Storm
Not to mention that women are just dying to serve their man hand and foot, night and day, 24/7


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I've always wanted to be barefoot and pregnant.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I've always wanted to be barefoot and pregnant.

I'm on my way!

*Hiker rushes to the Las Vegas airport and catches the red eye.* After this I'll be catching another red eye if you know what I mean.

red eye, pink eye.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
red eye, pink eye..... No, I'm not visiting your place silly!

you DO get the pink eye joke, right?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you DO get the pink eye joke, right? Well, there are dual meanings . . . . yes, I get it. Friggin RJ.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'm on my way!

*Hiker rushes to the Las Vegas airport and catches the red eye.* After this I'll be catching another red eye if you know what I mean.

*Lethal await Hiker anxiously................and stretches.*eyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*Lethal await Hiker anxiously................and stretches.*eyes

Alright, have a good night. I'm going to go masturbate now. Ciao!

Where dem hos at?pirate

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Alright, have a good night. I'm going to go masturbate now. Ciao!

ah man bye sweetie. Think of me.mwah1

Alana....I can't PM you.....it says you turned it off.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was reading some stuff that Syren and LethalFemme were talking about and I got to thinking; what do us guys think girls want in a man? So guys, what qualities do you think make the chicks dig us so much. And ladies, go ahead and state your opinions as well. I'll start.


1. Chicks love being called "chicks". Even if they say they don't like it, they really do.

2. They love being man handled, like when you are kissing them, just pick them up and lay them down on the couch or bed and then go for it!

3. They love when you tell them to f*ck off. I mean, let's get real guys, chicks don't want a p*ssy for a man, so by telling them to f*ck off once in a while it lets them know you are tough.

4. They like when you pull their hair during doggystyle.

That's all I got for now.

The Following Rules That Make Man a Man ermm

I saw a bit of my part and was laughing my ass off, I have to watch it later when the newsroom isn't so noisy.


Ooops, f*ck, wrong thread.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was reading some stuff that Syren and LethalFemme were talking about and I got to thinking; what do us guys think girls want in a man? So guys, what qualities do you think make the chicks dig us so much. And ladies, go ahead and state your opinions as well. I'll start.


1. Chicks love being called "chicks". Even if they say they don't like it, they really do.

2. They love being man handled, like when you are kissing them, just pick them up and lay them down on the couch or bed and then go for it!

3. They love when you tell them to f*ck off. I mean, let's get real guys, chicks don't want a p*ssy for a man, so by telling them to f*ck off once in a while it lets them know you are tough.

4. They like when you pull their hair during doggystyle.

That's all I got for now.


..speaking from a little experience here.

#1 is not really a big issue.
#2? Yes, when they're in the mood.
#3 Uh no, especially one with self esteem. ...works when they're young, but when you get older, the nice ones turn and walk away because of your perceived immaturity. The evil/angry ones will say F-U back. NOTE: Abandon this girl immediately.
#4 Depends on the girl.

Originally posted by BobbyD
..speaking from a little experience here.

#1 is not really a big issue.
#2? Yes, when they're in the mood.
#3 Uh no, especially one with self esteem. ...works when they're young, but when you get older, the nice ones turn and walk away because of your perceived immaturity. The evil/angry ones will say F-U back. NOTE: Abandon this girl immediately.
#4 Depends on the girl.

I was being sarcastic.

Originally posted by AOR
The Following Rules That Make Man a Man ermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Chicks love when you fix posts. chiks love it when you fix anything

A Wee Wee ermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

When you're having sex, bench press the gal and throw her against the wall as hard as you can.

I did this recently, and went to see if she was okay...and in fact, she was more than okay. She was so happy that I did that, she was bawling her brains out. Her face was red, and she was having such a hard time breathing it was obvious she was having an orgasm. She tried to stand up to find the words to thank me and fell over, holding her head.

That's right, it was so manly she just fainted. I tapped her in the face with my pants-ferret to see if she was awake. Nope, she was out sleeping like a baby.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was reading some stuff that Syren and LethalFemme were talking about and I got to thinking; what do us guys think girls want in a man? So guys, what qualities do you think make the chicks dig us so much. And ladies, go ahead and state your opinions as well. I'll start.


1. Chicks love being called "chicks". Even if they say they don't like it, they really do.

2. They love being man handled, like when you are kissing them, just pick them up and lay them down on the couch or bed and then go for it!

3. They love when you tell them to f*ck off. I mean, let's get real guys, chicks don't want a p*ssy for a man, so by telling them to f*ck off once in a while it lets them know you are tough.

4. They like when you pull their hair during doggystyle.

That's all I got for now.
mhm unless you make a thread stating "i am going back to pot"
-Then I just dont want to hear it

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was being sarcastic.

My apologies then. But, definitely pay attention to my rule #3.

...could come in handy one day.

Originally posted by BobbyD
My apologies then. But, definitely pay attention to my rule #3.

...could come in handy one day.



It's all good, but I don't think I need to worry, I'm not going to ever tell my gf to f*ck off unless I catch her buying crack or something like that.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
It's all good, but I don't think I need to worry, I'm not going to ever tell my gf to f*ck off unless I catch her buying crack or something like that.


..in which case you should ask her to share first.

If she says no, then tell her to bleep off. shifty

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
mhm unless you make a thread stating "i am going back to pot"
-Then I just dont want to hear it

Originally posted by BobbyD
..in which case you should ask her to share first.

If she says no, then tell her to bleep off. shifty

The funky green crack maybe!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
The funky green crack maybe!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I was reading some stuff that Syren and LethalFemme were talking about and I got to thinking; what do us guys think girls want in a man? So guys, what qualities do you think make the chicks dig us so much. And ladies, go ahead and state your opinions as well. I'll start.

1.) Affection and intimacy, but freedom and space as well. It's a delicate balance. Think of it as a knife balanced by its point.

2.) Looks. Who the hell doesn't go for looks one way or another. TO some degree.

3.)Spontaneity. Not so spontaneous as to punch her in the face, then smile sweetly. Like, random hugs once in a while. They love surprises.

4.) Naturalness. Girls hate it when you act up to look cool.

5.) The fact that you can be their personal wailing wall in times of domestic crisis. Try and be sympathetic and understanding and they will love you.






So ladies, how'd I do?

Originally posted by DarkC
1.) Affection and intimacy, but freedom and space as well. It's a delicate balance. Think of it as a knife balanced by its point.

2.) Looks. Who the hell doesn't go for looks one way or another. TO some degree.

3.)Spontaneity. Not so spontaneous as to punch her in the face, then smile sweetly. Like, random hugs once in a while. They love surprises.

4.) Naturalness. Girls hate it when you act up to look cool.

5.) The fact that you can be their personal wailing wall in times of domestic crisis. Try and be sympathetic and understanding and they will love you.






So ladies, how'd I do? Originally posted by BobbyD

ermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Chicks love when you fix posts.

chicks love it when you post ownage

Originally posted by MR.Grum
chicks love it when you post ownage
emoticon___pwned
this is better than that

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
emoticon___pwned
this is better than that indeed

Originally posted by MR.Grum
indeed
owned