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Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine?


*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore.

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'."

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos?

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*


So, did you like it?

um.............

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
um.............

What, the pine cone? Should I make it a carrot?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine?


*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore.

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'."

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos?

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*


So, did you like it?

The pine cone and the singing part is funny.

is the bear giving you a BJ?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine?


*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore.

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'."

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos?

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*


So, did you like it?

I'll give you a pass cause you were naked at the end.13

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
is the bear giving you a BJ?

Um . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . hmm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . no? Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll give you a pass cause you were naked at the end.13 Yesssssssss! w00t

i'd say go jump in a ditch, but the last part is pretty funny so...

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
i'd say go jump in a ditch, but the last part is pretty funny so...

Awe, thanks JM!

whose JM?

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
whose JM?

Oh, I meant JS.

*shrugs* good enough for me.

oh, and your act gets a B...

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
*shrugs* good enough for me.

oh, and your act gets a B...

My act gets a B? What's a B?

okay... if you don't understand the grading system...

how about 7.5 over 10...?

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
okay... if you don't understand the grading system...

how about 7.5 over 10...?

That's a C.

sorry! i haven't mastered U.S's grading system!

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
sorry! i haven't mastered U.S's grading system!

Then you get a D.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Um . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . hmm . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . no? Yesssssssss! w00t

inlove

give me a D and i'll give you an F...

What happened to the G.D.T.S.W.M.B routine?

I only laughed cause your TH ermm

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine?


*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore.

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'."

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos?

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*


So, did you like it?

It was good, but you needed me in there somwhere.

booooooo!!!! hiisssssssssss!!!!

*Takes off shoe and claps*

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine?


*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore.

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'."

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos?

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*


So, did you like it?
at least it was better than Dane Cook ermm

Originally posted by MR.Grum
booooooo!!!! hiisssssssssss!!!!

Come on, it wasn't that bad.

Anyways, in other news, I've finally used your likeness in my sprite comix. Look for yourself in Issue #3, A New Threat!

I'd watch it if it was a free act

We had to pay?!?!

Originally posted by Scythe
We had to pay?!?!
I sold my soul to get in, and i was severly disspaointed weep

Originally posted by Scythe
Come on, it wasn't that bad.

Anyways, in other news, I've finally used your likeness in my sprite comix. Look for yourself in Issue #3, A New Threat! excellent send it to me or something

Originally posted by Scythe
We had to pay?!?! yea i think i payed in the dead brian cellls that died from reading the jokes

Originally posted by MR.Grum
excellent send it to me or something

It's not done yet. It's at 70% right now.

I like it. However it needs a penis pump. BTW, I'm referring to your act not your penis. Yes, your act needs a penis pump.

Originally posted by Kram3r
I like it. However it needs a penis pump. BTW, I'm referring to your act not your penis. Yes, your act needs a penis pump.
does this have anything to do with your latest thread?

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
does this have anything to do with your latest thread?

Nope, I just think his performance could be better and big.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Nope, I just think his performance could be better and big.
hmm you may be right

That performance was disturbing

Originally posted by Scythe
It's not done yet. It's at 70% right now. kay gotcha

Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
hmm you may be right

Of course, it is The Kram3r talkin'.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Of course, it is The Kram3r talkin'. the only person who could be more right is....me!

Originally posted by Strangelove
the only person who could be more right is....me! Lies!!

Originally posted by MR.Grum
kay gotcha

Look for it on the main page in the OTF.

Originally posted by Strangelove
the only person who could be more sexy is....me!

Fixed.

also true ermm

: : Shudders : :

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine?


*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore.

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'."

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos?

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*


So, did you like it?

Mostly not, last joke was entertaining.

thats what i said. brush up a bit, TH, i have faith in you.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine?


*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore.

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'."

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos?

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*


So, did you like it?

No I don't, sorry.

Originally posted by The Pict
No I don't, sorry.

He asked if you did...not if you do. Pfft.

Originally posted by Bardock42
He asked if you did...not if you do. Pfft.

hmm....That's true. Maybe I should just leave the forum for good.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay, what do you think of my stand up comedy routine?


*Hiker walks on stage*

Good evening, I'm Tired Hiker, you can call me TH. Please, no need to stand. So what's with all these IPods? I don't get it, I just finally bought a Sony Walkman for the first time yesterday and they don't even sell tapes anymore.

*Hiker pulls his pants down for no reason*

And what's with all these Nintendos and Sega Box 360s? I stopped playing video games after the Atari 2600. My buddy asked me if I wanted to play Grand Theft Auto and I was like, "No, how about 'Pong'."

*Hiker takes off his underwear and there's a pine cone sticking out of his ass*

So, I was watching HBO last night, some show called "The Sopranos", I was like . . . . I don't see anyone singing. And where's the Castratos and the Falsettos?

*While standing there naked with a pine cone sticking out of his ass, Hiker gets attacked by a giant grizzly bear*


So, did you like it?

Just 1 question....

Can I still call you Tiker?

TH is usually a funny guy, but even monkeys fall out of trees.

RJ is usually not funny at all...but even the most boring person makes a good joke once in a while. Then again it didn't happen for him, yet.

Originally posted by Bardock42
RJ is usually not funny at all...but even the most boring person makes a good joke once in a while. Then again it didn't happen for him, yet.
yet you tend to seek me out and put the chum in the water.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yet you tend to seek me out and put the chum in the water.

...

right

Off to funnier things. Like...staring at walls.

Originally posted by Bardock42
...

right

Off to funnier things. Like...staring at walls.
i guess that'd be the highlight of your day.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i guess that'd be the highlight of your day.

Generally.

explains alot about you.

im doin 20 minuites at my local comedy club at amatuer night

sample of my routine:

today the family of the celebrity is almost as famous as the celebrity
take Jordan and Peter Andre for instance
every time i go to the newsagents i see a pic of the ****ers on front of some magazine with their son Harvey...hes nearly as famous as those two now
what an ugly ****er he is
i would have taken a leaf out of Michael Jacksons book ...thats one kid who face would suit a shroud
jesus

mind you i do feel sorry for him.............imagine having Peter Andre as your stepdad

thats a bad sit, man.

Originally posted by vintageSW77
im doin 20 minuites at my local comedy club at amatuer night

sample of my routine:

today the family of the celebrity is almost as amous as the celeberity him or herself
take Jordan and Peter Andre for instance
every time i go to the newsagents i see a pic of them on front of some magazine or other with their son Harvey...hes nearly as famous as those two
what an ugly ****er he is
i would have taken a leaf out of Michael Jacksons book and covered the face of that one
jesus
mind you i do feel sorry for him


imagine having Peter Andre as your stepdad

You are most horrible. Or at least not funny.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
explains alot about you.

Does it now.

Notice the lack of question mark!

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are most horrible. Or at least not funny.



Does it now.

Notice the lack of question mark!
no no no....it wasnt a question.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no no no....it wasnt a question.

Are you stupid?

Not to insult you, just generally. Is your IQ below 80?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you stupid?

Not to insult you, just generally. Is your IQ below 80?
nope, its actually in the low 130's.

you? insult me? oh, that'll never happen.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You are most horrible. Or at least not funny.



Thank you...im here all week

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nope, its actually in the low 130's.

you? insult me? oh, that'll never happen.

I ... doubt that very, very much.


Well, it might any day, you piss me off a lot. Sometimes I think it is an act, but most I actually believe you are as...slow as you portray yourself.

Originally posted by vintageSW77
Thank you...im here all week
hey, i think you are funny as hell!!!! whens your next show?

Originally posted by vintageSW77
Thank you...im here all week

The rest of your show is better, I am sure.

Well...it must be.

Ever thought of just ripping off good comics?

Originally posted by Bardock42
The rest of your show is better, I am sure.

Well...it must be.

Ever thought of just ripping off good comics?

yeah i saw Michael Richards do a skit the other week
i got some comedy tips AND how to deal with hecklers "of colour" too

copyright infringement.

Originally posted by vintageSW77
yeah i saw Michael Richards do a skit the other week
i got some comedy tips AND how to deal with hecklers "of colour" too

See, that was funny.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
copyright infringement.

See, that wasn't.

maybe so, maybe no.maybe maybe.

lol

awsome. Just, awsome.



not.



but you dont get a fail



cus you at least tried