Oh my goodness I must stay at home!

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Dusty
and every time I hear a growl
I'll know the tiger's on the prowl
and I'll be really safe, you know
the elephant he told me so

Wild-Cherry
lion (rawr)

Dusty
That's a Lion.

Bloigen
Cool.

Floigen
Originally posted by Bloigen
Cool.

I had that too, f*ucking copying my lag. B*tch.

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Dusty
That's a Lion. eek!

And so did I wink

Strangelove
'Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!'

Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Dusty
and every time I hear a growl
I'll know the tiger's on the prowl
and I'll be really safe, you know
the elephant he told me so
what did you just finish beating off to Dr. Suess? ermm

Dusty
Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
what did you just finish beating off to Dr. Suess? ermm

but all in vain, because, you see,
the tiger came and said: "Who me?!
You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you.
I'd much prefer something to chew
and you're all to scant." oh yeah!
He ate the Elephant

Wild-Cherry
poor elephant.

Dusty
Everyone was nervy, oh yeah!
and the message was spread
to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus
who wallowed in the mud and chewed
his spicy hippo-plankton food
and tended to ignore the word
preferring to survey a herd
of stupid water bison, oh yeah!

Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Dusty
but all in vain, because, you see,
the tiger came and said: "Who me?!
You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you.
I'd much prefer something to chew
and you're all to scant." oh yeah!
He ate the Elephant Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
what did you just finish beating off to Dr. Suess? ermm
maybe you didnt finish yet, warn me before the climax please. blowup

Strangelove
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

'Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!'

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

'And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Dusty
Originally posted by Dr. Badass420
maybe you didnt finish yet, warn me before the climax please. blowup

Why? You want a front row seat?


Don't bother with the 3-D glasses.

Kram3r
I like chocolate and candy
My name isn't Sandy
Or Mandy
I like to dance, prance and take a trip to France
I was to piss on Washington monument and take a break
Then for dinner I'll have a steak
and after that I'll go to the men's room and take a massive shit
I'm weaving it out like I have a professional sowing kit
I can go on and on and on and on
But then I'll never finish this song.


no expression

Wild-Cherry
Zebra's are cute..I used to play with one who had a broken leg and couldn't go back to where he came from. firefirefireph

Mongooses are kewl too.

lion

Floigen
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Since people are doing poems,
I thought I'd do one too.

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Floigen
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Since people are doing poems,
I thought I'd do one too. touched

Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Dusty
Why? You want a front row seat?


Don't bother with the 3-D glasses.
no, I would not like a front row seat, I would not like your man-juices splattered all over me ermm

Strangelove
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Zebra's are cute..I used to play with one who had a broken leg and couldn't go back to where he came from. firefirefireph

Mongooses are kewl too.

lion Mongeese mhm

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Strangelove
Mongeese mhm Lizards mhm

Strangelove
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Lizards mhm Cappuccinos? eek!

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Strangelove
Cappuccinos? eek! sure! eek!

Strangelove
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
sure! eek! Friends? love

Wild-Cherry
Of course happy

lion

LifeInSepia
Originally posted by Strangelove
'Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!'
best.
poem.
ever.

Dusty
I will not eat them in a box
I will not eat them with a fox

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Dusty
I will not eat them in a box
I will not eat them with a fox I will not eat them here or there,

I will not eat them anywhere.

mhm

Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Dusty
I will not eat them in a box
I will not eat them with a fox
I'll soon hope i'd killed this thread
cuz, if all this rymming doesnt stop i'll be dead

Dusty
Nothing, I said, growing red as a beet
But a plain horse and wagon on Mulberry Street

Dr. Badass420
blowup

Dusty
Dr., You're here at your own will.
Vinny Valentine I must kill.

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Dusty
You're here at your own will. petpet

Floigen
Originally posted by Dusty
Vinny Valentine I must kill.

Amen to that!

Dusty
Originally posted by Floigen
Amen to that!

Floigen is as Floigen is
Three times as annoying as Bloigen is
He doesn't like Valentine
As much as an Israeli in Palestine
He has no point in KMC
"I hate Vinny! look at me!"
Floigen has yet to have a sample
For quickly he's not ample
So, I go to to the forums
and I see he stupid quarrels
This is my little poem now
I'm wasting my time, and I know how.

Bloigen
Originally posted by Dusty
Floigen is as Floigen is
Three times as annoying as Bloigen is
He doesn't like Valentine
As much as an Israeli in Palestine
He has no point in KMC
"I hate Vinny! look at me!"
Floigen has yet to have a sample
For quickly he's not ample
So, I go to to the forums
and I see he stupid quarrels
This is my little poem now
I'm wasting my time, and I know how.

You're a poet and you know it. herbshock

WrathfulDwarf
Home Alone?

Floigen
Originally posted by Dusty
Floigen is as Floigen is
Three times as annoying as Bloigen is
He doesn't like Valentine
As much as an Israeli in Palestine
He has no point in KMC
"I hate Vinny! look at me!"
Floigen has yet to have a sample
For quickly he's not ample
So, I go to to the forums
and I see he stupid quarrels
This is my little poem now
I'm wasting my time, and I know how.

I got mentioned. shifty

Dr. Badass420
Originally posted by Dusty
Floigen is as Floigen is
Three times as annoying as Bloigen is
He doesn't like Valentine
As much as an Israeli in Palestine
He has no point in KMC
"I hate Vinny! look at me!"
Floigen has yet to have a sample
For quickly he's not ample
So, I go to to the forums
and I see he stupid quarrels
This is my little poem now
I'm wasting my time, and I know how.
make me one! eek!
Originally posted by Dusty
Dr., You're here at your own will.
Vinny Valentine I must kill.
As a doctor i have to make sure this place meets standard medical accomodations smartass

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