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who wins?

Warhulk 10/10. Jesus is so overrated.

Spite thread, of course War Hulk.

yea i agree. btw hulk writes his own bible.

^ Hulks intelligent enough to write?

i dunno guys, if god would team up with jesus we would have an interesting fight. Still i`d give it to Warhulk 8-9/10.

yea hulk smash

his preachings: smash dudes who underrate you

What are Jesus feats? 1. Walking on water....Warhulk jumps over water.
2. Water into wine ..... Warhulk Smashes rocks into dust.

Warhulk wins this and then beats down Satan.

Warhulk starts new religion. hehe

yea and that is hulkstian

well since neither can die I'd say stalemate

Jesus dies but comes back three days later in a cave. Warhulk wins by removing enemy from battlefield.

Originally posted by doctorstrongbad
Jesus dies but comes back three days later in a cave. Warhulk wins by removing enemy from battlefield.

Post-CrisisCrucifixion Jesus doesn't have that limitation

Jesus has taken on the Olympians:

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2509/g1nn1.th.jpg

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4954/g2dd3.th.jpg

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/191/g3lw6.th.jpg

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/765/g4go9.th.jpg

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/9589/g5jt3.th.jpg

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2664/g6xu9.th.jpg

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/548/g7ci4.th.jpg

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/372/g8rf0.th.jpg

thats awful man!

Jesus is a ninja

He pwns all

Originally posted by Grimm22
Jesus is a ninja

He pwns all

I must of missed that part of the Bible.

Originally posted by doctorstrongbad
I must of missed that part of the Bible.

Heathen

Originally posted by doctorstrongbad
What are Jesus feats? 1. Walking on water....Warhulk jumps over water.
2. Water into wine ..... Warhulk Smashes rocks into dust.

Warhulk wins this and then beats down Satan.

Warhulk starts new religion. hehe

He can also control the weather.

Originally posted by Galan007
Jesus has taken on the Olympians:

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2509/g1nn1.th.jpg

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4954/g2dd3.th.jpg

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/191/g3lw6.th.jpg

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/765/g4go9.th.jpg

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/9589/g5jt3.th.jpg

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2664/g6xu9.th.jpg

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/548/g7ci4.th.jpg

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/372/g8rf0.th.jpg



I never get tired of seeing that

Originally posted by grey fox
I never get tired of seeing that

They are blasphemingly good. becky

Originally posted by Galan007


They are blasphemingly good. becky

Indeed.

What Fanboys! hluk smsh n he gren n lat!

Originally posted by Galan007
Jesus has taken on the Olympians:

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2509/g1nn1.th.jpg

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4954/g2dd3.th.jpg

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/191/g3lw6.th.jpg

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/765/g4go9.th.jpg

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/9589/g5jt3.th.jpg

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2664/g6xu9.th.jpg

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/548/g7ci4.th.jpg

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/372/g8rf0.th.jpg


Good call Galan. You beat me to it. Jesus simply Pwns Hulk.

Originally posted by Galan007
Jesus has taken on the Olympians:

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2509/g1nn1.th.jpg

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4954/g2dd3.th.jpg

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/191/g3lw6.th.jpg

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/765/g4go9.th.jpg

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/9589/g5jt3.th.jpg

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2664/g6xu9.th.jpg

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/548/g7ci4.th.jpg

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/372/g8rf0.th.jpg

mel gibson should educate you on JESUS

Originally posted by qqqqqqq
mel gibson should educate you on JESUS Jesus was clearly a Ninja, and that's all we need to know.

Originally posted by qqqqqqq
mel gibson should educate you on JESUS

i pray to jesus, yes he wins

Come on, this is spite, with the wine feat alone Jesus can beat Hulk, transmuting your fluids into wine? Thats hardcore.

Originally posted by qqqqqqq
mel gibson should educate you on JESUS

Didn't he 'educate us' enough about Jews as it is

Originally posted by grey fox
Didn't he 'educate us' enough about Jews as it is He did educate us on "sugar t*ts" though.

Originally posted by Bentley
Come on, this is spite, with the wine feat alone Jesus can beat Hulk, transmuting your fluids into wine? Thats hardcore. devilgoblin might think otherwise...

Originally posted by Galan007
He did educate us on "sugar t*ts" though.



i agree, he likes to put his foot in his mouth

Jesus has some low showing though too

Originally posted by Galan007
Jesus has taken on the Olympians:

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2509/g1nn1.th.jpg

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4954/g2dd3.th.jpg

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/191/g3lw6.th.jpg

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/765/g4go9.th.jpg

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/9589/g5jt3.th.jpg

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2664/g6xu9.th.jpg

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/548/g7ci4.th.jpg

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/372/g8rf0.th.jpg



Nice! War Hulk gets rocked!

http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/snakes%20copy.jpg

http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/loveandpuke.jpg

he can't even stand the sun in this one

Unbelivable, I seriously hope someone gets in trouble for this. How immature are you guys? Obviously you know this would upset people, but yet it's "fun" to joke about people's beliefs.

Originally posted by Bentley
Come on, this is spite, with the wine feat alone Jesus can beat Hulk, transmuting your fluids into wine? Thats hardcore.

The Hulk can adapt to anything.

He would make his body survive off of wine. No problem.

Originally posted by King_Mungi
Unbelivable, I seriously hope someone gets in trouble for this. How immature are you guys? Obviously you know this would upset people, but yet it's "fun" to joke about people's beliefs.

Lighten up, friend. Seriously.

Originally posted by Soljer
Lighten up, friend. Seriously.

Why should I? Is it right to be disrespectful? You have your perspectives wrong.

Originally posted by King_Mungi
Why should I? Is it right to be disrespectful? You have your perspectives wrong. Though some of the things posted are disrespectful, and this thread will get closed....

One could make the argument that no one has to click the link and enter this thread, and hence are willingly subjecting themselves to whatever they were offended by in this thread.

This should and will get closed, but that was my 2 cents.

Originally posted by Galan007
Though some of the things posted are disrespectful, and this thread will get closed....

One could make the argument that no one has to click the link and enter this thread, and hence are willingly subjecting themselves to whatever they were offended by in this thread.

This should and will get closed, but that was my 2 cents.

I highly doubt this isn't breaking any rules of the board, so basically with that logic I could make any comment I want and hope no one clicks the thread? How do you know if they are breaking the rules or not if you don't click the link?

Originally posted by King_Mungi
I highly doubt this isn't breaking any rules of the board, so basically with that logic I could make any comment I want and hope no one clicks the thread? How do you know if they are breaking the rules or not if you don't click the link? I'm sure it's breaking alot of rules, and it should get closed.

And I wasn't condoning these type of threads, but I was just stating my oppinion on the matter.

There's no need to take any of this to heart.

Indeed. No, it isn't acceptable to be disrespectful of others' beliefs. But to get so vehement at the prospect of someone BEING disrespectful...

Well, that's just ignorant.

Humans will naturally disrespect what they believe to be mythos. They will also naturally poke fun at something that is viewed as controversial, just to see the ignorant get so riled up by what amounts to nothing.

Should a poster go into every asgardian thread there is and ***** and moan if he truly believed in asgardian mythos? No. And, believe it or not, we have at least one poster who does ascribe to such a religion.

This was made in bad taste, I'll admit. But for anyone to hold to themselves so strongly a belief that any mentioning in passing, joking, or even outright disrespect towards it is met with utter opposition, hate, and anger?

That's dangerous. You might want to rethink your own perspectives, might want to examine your own influences.

http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/good2%20copy.jpg

indeed lol

Admittedly, the things that Manatee is posting are quite a bit more offensive than necessary.

The initial purpose of the thread, which we must also take into account, was not to admonish any belief system, or to make fun of any iconic figurehead of religious mythos. It was to point out and make fun of the Hulk fanboys arguing that the Hulk is a god. Take into account the original purpose, and try to ignore the people who are being purposely inflammatory.