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How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to
comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.

Originally posted by By Crom!
How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to
comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.



No.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No. Seeing as "American" isn't a race.

Interesting, so is Indian a race or German?

Originally posted by By Crom!
How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to
comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.

No.

Originally posted by By Crom!
Interesting, so is Indian a race or German?

I guess. Races are hard to define. But yeah.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I guess. Races are hard to define. But yeah.

So why is Indian or German a race if American isn't?

Originally posted by Strangelove
No.

So does that give me the right to post more jokes stereotyping Americans?

Originally posted by By Crom!
So why is Indian or German a race if American isn't?

German isn't a race.

Originally posted by By Crom!
So does that give me the right to post more jokes stereotyping Americans?

No.


Freedom of Speech does though.

Originally posted by Bardock42
No.


Freedom of Speech does though.

So what is funny about racism? Is Freedom of Speech always a good thing?

Originally posted by Bardock42
German isn't a race.

I know at least one man who thought pure bred Germans were a special race.

Originally posted by By Crom!
So why is Indian or German a race if American isn't? It's a nationality

Originally posted by By Crom!
So what is funny about racism? Is Freedom of Speech always a good thing?



I know at least one man who thought pure bred Germans were a special race.

Hmm, the stupidity of the people?


Nah, you don't.

Originally posted by Strangelove
It's a nationality

Ahh, but why is Indian a race and German a nationality?

Originally posted by By Crom!
Ahh, but why is Indian a race and German a nationality? Are you talking about Indians from India, or Native Americans?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, the stupidity of the people?


knows no bounds

Originally posted by Bardock42

Nah, you don't.

Not personally, no, but I have read of him.

Originally posted by By Crom!
Ahh, but why is Indian a race and German a nationality?

Because Indian can refer to them little red people , which is a race.

Indian is both. You see. Of course you do, Whirly, you are just playing. And it is entertaining.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Are you talking about Indians from India, or Native Americans?

Either, both? Go for it!

Originally posted by By Crom!
knows no bounds



Not personally, no, but I have read of him.

True.


Well, I believe he meant Aryans are a special race. Not necessarily only Germans.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Because Indian can refer to them little red people , which is a race.

Indian is both. You see. Of course you do, you are just playing. And it is entertaining.

What about gene markers, specific to nationalities or regions.

Originally posted by Bardock42

Well, I believe he meant Aryans are a special race. Not necessarily only Germans.

But most of Europe were "Germans" at the time.

Back to Race Vs. Nationality.

Originally posted by By Crom!
What about gene markers, specific to nationalities or regions.



But most of Europe were "Germans" at the time.

Back to Race Vs. Nationality.



By being called that I assume. Or do you mean Germans as the Romans would have used it?

Also, not everyone was German. There were these disgusting Roma und Sinthi. I hate gypsies.

Originally posted by Bardock42
By being called that I assume. Or do you mean Germans as the Romans would have used it?

Also, not everyone was German. There were these disgusting Roma und Sinthi. I hate gypsies.

You see Race is a difficult thing. Yes "Romans", "Germans", "Indians", "Americans" even "British".

I don't understand the second part about hating Gypsies, but that would be racist.



Is this site racist?

http://www.german-jokes.com/gjd.html

It's a british site.

rr Kallenbrecher: Listen, the patron calls the waiter and complains: This duck is only skin and bones! (Laughter)

Herr Kunz: And what does the waiter say?

(Laughter)



Punchline*: Please select your punchline Funny Seriously Funny German Grade Humor American Version (*Requires Javascript)



Herr Kallenbrecher: He says, no problem, I can also bring you ketchup!

(Laughter)

Herr Kunz and Herr Kallenbrecher: Hahahahahahaha

Originally posted by By Crom!
You see Race is a difficult thing. Yes "Romans", "Germans", "Indians", "Americans" even "British".

I don't understand the second part about hating Gypsies, but that would be racist.



Yeah.


Nah, it's only racist if it is not about disgusting people.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah.


Nah, it's only racist if it is not about disgusting people.


I see.

Originally posted by By Crom!
I see.

Yeah, I know. Don't you hate them as well? All smelly and up to nothing good. Oh well, good thing they'd be to stupid to get on the net. Haha.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I know. Don't you hate them as well? All smelly and up to nothing good. Oh well, good thing they'd be to stupid to get on the net. Haha.

Well actually I don't hate any group. AS I know little of Gypsies, I can't really help you.



However is calling a racial group more racist than a joke based on racial stereotyping?

Originally posted by By Crom!
Well actually I don't hate any group. AS I know little of Gypsies, I can't really help you.



Good for you, you don't know much about them. Might have to throw up for the next few days. Haha.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Good for you, you don't know much about them. Might have to throw up for the next few days. Haha.

If the throwing up is common, especially in the mornings you might be pregnant.

Originally posted by By Crom!
If the throwing up is common, especially in the mornings you might be pregnant.



Like gypsy women constantly. Haha.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Like gypsy women constantly. Haha.

Well biologically that is certainly a womans function. So you're pregnant then?

Originally posted by By Crom!
Well biologically that is certainly a womans function. So you're pregnant then?

3rd month.

Originally posted by Bardock42
3rd month.

Good for you my dear lady.

Originally posted by By Crom!
Good for you my dear lady.

I'm a man.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm a man.

You say that.... But.....



or

Is that only at weekends

or and a cute one I bet

etc. etc.

Originally posted by By Crom!
You say that.... But.....



or

Is that only at weekends

or and a cute one I bet

etc. etc. Hehe, cute, I almost missed you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hehe, cute, I almost missed you.

Why were you aiming at me

Originally posted by By Crom!
Why were you aiming at me

To kill you?

Originally posted by Bardock42
To kill you?

It won't work on the web, I doubt I can even be virtually killed for long.

How esoteric.

Originally posted by By Crom!
How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to
comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.



no, i wouldnt call it racist or even mildly offensive. however its unfortunate that its not funny either.

Originally posted by By Crom!
How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to
comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.

We can all thank Bush for American stereo types like that...

Originally posted by Faceman
We can all thank Bush for American stereo types like that...

Nah, not only.

Originally posted by Faceman
We can all thank Bush for American stereo types like that...

All those American stereotypes existed before Bush entered the spotlight.