Name the wierdest thing that's happened to you today...

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DragonWoman
...my mum just sat down next to me and started working on her computer...she was in her underwear ermm laughing

Impediment
An inmate at work almost stole my cool when he told me to go **** my mother.............

Puzzle
Originally posted by Impediment
An inmate at work almost stole my cool when he told me to go **** my mother.............

I would have paid off another inmate to rape his ass. stick out tongue

Morning_Glory
Impediment and BlackSunshine want me to join them in a three-some

wee

Impediment
Originally posted by Puzzle
I would have paid off another inmate to rape his ass. stick out tongue


I wish I could..............shifty

BlackSunshine
MorningGlory wants to have a three-some with me and Impediment....dont let her lie...she wants it.

Impediment
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
MorningGlory wants to have a three-some with me and Impediment....dont let her lie...she wants it.


I do, too. ninja

Morning_Glory
BlackSunshine offered her boobie service to me yesterday (so I guess that was a weird thing that happened ...yesterday)

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
BlackSunshine offered her boobie service to me yesterday (so I guess that was a weird thing that happened ...yesterday)

laughing....I hate you no expression

Puzzle
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
BlackSunshine offered her boobie service to me yesterday (so I guess that was a weird thing that happened ...yesterday)

I would have accepted boobie service.

Impediment
Originally posted by Puzzle
I would have accepted boobie service.

I, too. yes

Morning_Glory
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
laughing....I love you in a lemon cake penguin suitno expression aww in_love

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Puzzle
I would have accepted boobie service.

I bet you would. stick out tongue

Impediment
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I bet you would. stick out tongue

Yeah, and? no expression

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
aww in_love

laughing

Puzzle
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I bet you would. stick out tongue

Yep...wanna fornicate?

Impediment
Originally posted by Puzzle
Yep...wanna fornicate?

Only if I get to watch...........

Puzzle
Originally posted by Impediment
Only if I get to watch...........

I'm down for it.

Impediment
Originally posted by Puzzle
I'm down for it.


headbang

Morning_Glory
is anyone recording it... ?

Impediment
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
is anyone recording it... ?

Moi. no expression

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Impediment
Moi. no expression

you mean you dont wanna join?

Strangelove
..........other than the conversation above me.....no expression

The porn spammer was probably the wierdest

Impediment
Originally posted by Strangelove
..........other than the conversation above me.....no expression

The porn spammer was probably the wierdest

laughing out loud

Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Impediment
Moi. no expression i need to show my husband

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Strangelove
..........other than the conversation above me.....no expression

The porn spammer was probably the wierdest

yes that was indeed creepy and disgusting all together....the porn I mean.

Morning_Glory
it wasnt even good porn disgust2

Puzzle
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
you mean you dont wanna join?

Does he have to? I mean what if our yoohoos touch? Eww...

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
it wasnt even good porn disgust2

I wanted to see it but, I kept missing it.embarrasment

Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Puzzle
Does he have to? I mean what if our yoohoos touch? Eww... hot!

Impediment
Originally posted by Puzzle
Does he have to? I mean what if our yoohoos touch? Eww...

I agree. yes

Morning_Glory
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I wanted to see it but, I kept missing it.embarrasment naw, you didnt miss anything... it was trashy

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Puzzle
Does he have to? I mean what if our yoohoos touch? Eww...

yoohoos!! laughing laughing laughing laughing

Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Puzzle
Does he have to? I mean what if our yoohoos touch? Eww... Originally posted by Morning_Glory
hot! Originally posted by Impediment
I don't mind erm wink

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I wanted to see it but, I kept missing it.embarrasment

you werent missing anything...trust me.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
naw, you didnt miss anything... it was trashy

Why is it never the good stuff?weep

LethalFemme
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
you werent missing anything...trust me.

I feel so left out.cry

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why is it never the good stuff?weep

because these brainless 13 year olds think they know everything about porn roll eyes (sarcastic)

Morning_Glory
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why is it never the good stuff?weep yea it was just 2 people getting it on ... in lawn chairs on their front porch or something... but the 2 people were FUG!

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I feel so left out.cry

your not shifty

Impediment
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I feel so left out.cry


You are SO free to join. naughty

Puzzle
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I wanted to see it but, I kept missing it.embarrasment

I can show you some porn.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
hot!

If you think so...

Originally posted by Impediment
I agree. yes

Good, I hoped you didn't swing that way. stick out tongue

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
yoohoos!! laughing laughing laughing laughing

I meant PENIS. embarrasment

Impediment
Originally posted by Puzzle
Good, I hoped you didn't swing that way. stick out tongue

Only that one time in college. It was a fraternity prank. I never even got his name. no expression

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Puzzle
Good, I hoped you didn't swing that way. stick out tongue

you don't know that for sure







do you...

LethalFemme
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
because these brainless 13 year olds think they know everything about porn roll eyes (sarcastic)

Still it would have been nice to be all like you perv and stuff.laughing out loud

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
yea it was just 2 people getting it on ... in lawn chairs on their front porch or something... but the 2 people were FUG!

Ugly people sex? NVM glad I missed it.yes

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
your not shifty

oh

Puzzle
Originally posted by Impediment
Only that one time in college. It was a fraternity prank. I never even got his name. no expression

Oh, well...we have all had that experience.

DragonWoman
Originally posted by Impediment
Only that one time in college. It was a fraternity prank. I never even got his name. no expression

*shudders*

tmfi hun

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Impediment
You are SO free to join. naughty

I bet.tongue12

Originally posted by Puzzle
I can show you some porn.



If you think so...



Good, I hoped you didn't swing that way. stick out tongue



I meant PENIS. embarrasment

What kinda porn?blush2

Puzzle
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I bet.tongue12



What kinda porn?blush2

Ken porn. srug

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Impediment
Only that one time in college. It was a fraternity prank. I never even got his name. no expression

#coughdetailscough#

Originally posted by Puzzle
Ken porn. srug

Okay.laughing out loud

Puzzle
Originally posted by LethalFemme
#coughdetailscough#



Okay.laughing out loud

Seriously, porn starring my penis. no expression

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Puzzle
Seriously, porn starring my penis. no expression

Fine.no expression

Puzzle
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fine.no expression

Is that a dare? no expression

Impediment
clap

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Puzzle
Is that a dare? no expression

Yes, maybe.no expression

BlackSunshine
Show us you member no expression

Puzzle
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Yes, maybe.no expression

What do I get in return? no expression

BlackSunshine
a show

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Puzzle
What do I get in return? no expression

leftright

Puzzle
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
a show Originally posted by LethalFemme
leftright

I demand boobies and sex from you both.

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Puzzle
I demand boobies and sex from you both.

*ahem* Femme?

LethalFemme
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
*ahem* Femme?

Why does my name always have to come up?schmoll

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why does my name always have to come up?schmoll

because you're the b*tch!!! b*tch!! stick out tongue

LethalFemme
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
because you're the b*tch!!! b*tch!! stick out tongue

Say it like you mean it.tongue12

Puzzle
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
because you're the b*tch!!! b*tch!! stick out tongue Originally posted by LethalFemme
Say it like you mean it.tongue12

droolio

Now chain her to the bed.

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Say it like you mean it.tongue12

I did dodgy What more do you want from me?

Impediment
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I did dodgy What more do you want from me?


Lesbian buttsecks. yes

DragonWoman
Originally posted by Impediment
Lesbian buttsecks. yes

...

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Impediment
Lesbian buttsecks. yes

oooooook

DragonWoman
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
oooooook

Exactly what I thought...

Puzzle
I was thinking just lesbian secks.

DragonWoman
Originally posted by Puzzle
I was thinking just lesbian secks.

More preferable to Impediment's suggestion...

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