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Who would win?

Count Dooku WTFPwns Plo Koon.

Count Dooku would be more worried about spilling his martini that he would be sipping during the duel than actualy beating Plo Koon.

Originally posted by Rampant ox
Count Dooku would be more worried about spilling his martini that he would be sipping during the duel than actualy beating Plo Koon. Don't you mean spilling his wine?

PLO KOON WINS cuz of his electric judgment!!!

JK, he loses.

Electric Judgement can't be blocked...

Creates a new concept in this duel...

If he hit Dooku with it suddenly...

If he could that is though...

Is this thread a joke? I don't even think Dooku himself would fight Plo, it wouldn't be worth his time, I'm sure he'd just laugh at Plo then get one of his subordinates (like Grievous or Ventress) to kill him. If for some retarded reason Dooku did actually fight Plo though...well...WTF-MEGApwnage is the word that comes to mind.

I agree completely.

I disagree. I do not believe it'll be megapwnage. I mean, besides the Top Tier warriors (Yoda, Sidious, Mace, Anakin, Dooku, Obi-Wan, Kar Vastor, Grievous), Plo is on the next level along with other powerful Jedi/Dark Jedi like Ventress, Depa, Cin, Quinlan, Sora, Luminara, and Agen. Dooku will just basically toy around with Plo and then when Koon tries some all-out moves like Electric Judgement and Dust storm or perhaps FREEZING Dooku's dick, then the former Count will go and unleash his true might, bringing the Kel Dor master to an unfortunate end.

Originally posted by General Kenobl
Dooku's dick

Nasty

I bet you need an electron microscope to see it.

Deeply offended.

Besides, if Dooku is able to 'toy around' with Plo like you say, and then defeat him with his 'true might' whenever he sees fit then I would class that as mega pwnage. Also you put Plo in the same category as Ventress - who Dooku brought down with his finger.

Yeah, I assumed the megapwnage refered to time. But if it's referring to how he dies, yeah its megapwnage.

Originally posted by General Kenobl
I disagree. I do not believe it'll be megapwnage. I mean, besides the Top Tier warriors (Yoda, Sidious, Mace, Anakin, Dooku, Obi-Wan, Kar Vastor, Grievous), Plo is on the next level along with other powerful Jedi/Dark Jedi like Ventress, Depa, Cin, Quinlan, Sora, Luminara, and Agen. Dooku will just basically toy around with Plo and then when Koon tries some all-out moves like Electric Judgement and Dust storm or perhaps FREEZING Dooku's dick, then the former Count will go and unleash his true might, bringing the Kel Dor master to an unfortunate end. XD @ "freezing Dooku's dick". That small piece of a sentence alone makes this a candidate for funniest post of this week.

Dooku, without alot of difficulty, too. Lol at General kenobi's psot btw, and no, it wuldn't be mega pwnage, Dooku took Asajj out when she wasn't suspecting it, same as he did with AOTC Dooku, when she was expecting a fight she held him off for what? 20-30 seconds? And that's Asajj at her weakest, Obsession Asajj is alot stronger. Dooku wouldn't have a LOT of trouble but it definately would be MEGA pwnage.

Dooku, with difficulty.

Dooku wins, only difficulty is dropping his cigar on one hand and his martini in the other hand

count dooku in a dress, count dooku drinkin booze, count dooku under the shower etc etc

Does the count not have a lightsaber and start off underwater...? Am I missing something?

Dooku with difficulty? Yea maybe if he had to bob for apples while having his nuts clamped..

Originally posted by Council#13
Dooku, with difficulty. No, the only way he'd even remotely have difficulty is if there were a shark biting his dick. But I doubt even a shark could save Plo Koon.

lol........ plo koon probly woundnt win he would hold his own tho.... stupid dooku his faces make him look like hes taking a s**t.. no offence to the dooku fans.... but...HE GOT OMGMEGAPWNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!...that is all...

Plo got killed by clones. So much for his skill.

lol.... plo koon died in a ship..CHEAP!.... least he didnt get his head choped off...giljotiini PWNAGE!

Dooku died in a ship as well dumbass.

he didnt blow up... plo koon didnt see it coming dooku could of ran away...to live... like grevios..

Im sure Dooku didnt see Anakins blade coming which severed his hands - for if he had he would have blocked it. So your point fails.

Also why would Dooku run way? He thought that even if he did lose that Sidious would save him.

hmm.... good point i guess dooku wins...
dam those clone who killed plo koon.....

Originally posted by jollyjim311
Does the count not have a lightsaber and start off underwater...? Am I missing something?

Awesome.

I'm sure you are being sarcastic to Nellis. But this what defines Anakin's superiority against Dooku, really. Being able to crush through Dooku's defenses and kill him.

Koon barely wins.

Originally posted by LORDSIDIOUS01
Koon barely wins.
Your being sarcastic right?

koon may have a chance agaist ventress?

Originally posted by Nellis Munn
koon may have a chance agaist ventress?

Huh?

the bald lady..........

He knows who Ventress is... he was wondering what that had to do with anything...

I guess he would put up a fight...

Yes, Plo would stand a chance against Ventress. The only Ventress he might not be able to beat is Obsession Ventress.

Originally posted by Rampant ox
Im sure Dooku didnt see Anakins blade coming which severed his hands - for if he had he would have blocked it.

That point is not evidence for Dooku winning. Not seeing something coming in a duel is a way of losing. If Plo Koon did something similar to that, Dooku would lose. A saber can slash anywhere someone wants it to slash if not seen, and I'm pretty sure it's allowed.

No sh*t. So what point are you making? Dooku will be the victor. The rest is just detail.

If Plo Koon manages to get the upper hand, Sidious will come to save Dooku.

Sidious is not in this fight.

Count Dooku will win without much struggle.

I don't understand that how Plo Koon got so many votes.

dooku pwns his sorry arse

Originally posted by S_W_LeGenD
Count Dooku will win without much struggle.

I don't understand that how Plo Koon got so many votes.

Probably because they think that Dooku would toy with Plo Koon, or because of all the evidence being brought up to support Plo Koon... which gets disproved, but that's not the point, and also people frequently vote without reading what people are saying. But Dooku will win, anyway. All we need to think about is how long Plo Koon would last.

OK than, ANOTHER mess that I have the "delight" of cleaning up.
Firstoff, I DO believe that Dooku will win, but the stupid, no excuse the word doesn't accurately describe these arguments; STOOOOOPID (that's better) arguments are getting to be too much. Firstoff, Rampant Ox, you amaze me. you are usually a good debater, but you have tossed logic out the window for this. You mention, to the data that Plo Koon 'died in a ship' that "Dooku died in a ship, too.' That is stupid. The Invisible Hand was a Capital Ship. A large Warship. Plo Koon died in a single seat fighter. One that from the looks of it had even less personal space than a German BF-109 of old, and he was shot down by a clone in a fighter to his rear.

It is therefore a moot point. Dooku (obviously) could use his lightsabe/forcepowers against the Jedi attacking him, and he did, knocking Obi-Wan (certainly not somebody who is weak in the force) out and giving a good fight to Anakin before Anni gave into his rage.

Plo Koon died in a single seat fighter, a position that made his position much more difficult. He was not expecting an attack, and he did not know where the fire was coming from, and thus, he did not jump and begin wheeling away and moving to engage. The fighter nullified any chance to use his Lightsaber, due to distance and range restrictions.

Plo Koon was the apprentace of Tyyvokka, a Wookie Jedi who had become VERY well respected as a Jedi, until Tyyvokka was killed in the opening shots of the Stark Hyperspace War when the Trade Federation's Droids began to malfunction and shot at him even though he was (in this case) a friendly. Thus, Plo Koon directed the Allied Forces against the Shark, err, I mean Stark Combine forces and despite being greatly outnumbered, he eventually managed to be victorious.

He also fought in the Yinchorri War, where the Jedi faced (you guessed it) the Yinchorri, who are basically technologically advanced, expansionist, force-immune (they could not be manipulated, akin to the Toydarians and most Hutts) bipedal raptors (look a their images) who were strong enough to launch a FULL SCALE RAID on the Jedi Temple, and they were able to kill quite a few Jedi, so that says SOMETHING about Koon, as he and the others managed to survive.

My point is that Do I believe that Dooku is a more capable combatant? Yes. Do I beleive that Dooku has more experience? Yes. But for crying out loud, that does not mean Koon will go down in one hit.

Originally posted by Tortoise Herder
OK than, ANOTHER mess that I have the "delight" of cleaning up.
Firstoff, I DO believe that Dooku will win, but the stupid, no excuse the word doesn't accurately describe these arguments; STOOOOOPID (that's better) arguments are getting to be too much. Firstoff, Rampant Ox, you amaze me. you are usually a good debater, but you have tossed logic out the window for this. You mention, to the data that Plo Koon 'died in a ship' that "Dooku died in a ship, too.' That is stupid. The Invisible Hand was a Capital Ship. A large Warship. Plo Koon died in a single seat fighter. One that from the looks of it had even less personal space than a German BF-109 of old, and he was shot down by a clone in a fighter to his rear.

Lol. I was talking sh*t because I didnt like the guy blatantly supporting Plo (and insulting the Count) when it is rather obvious that Dooku can and will win.

The rest of your post is mostly Plo's credentials - which I must say are good, but they have nothing on Dooku's. Dooku is going to win without breaking a sweat.

I know dooku would probly be very tired since his age... yoda would of killed him if he didnt break that pillar and tried to kill obi-wan and ani... koon has alot of experiance too, wouldnt be supprised if dooku dies of a heart attack or stroke... lol

Dooku is 80. Yoda is 800, yet there is nothing wrong with him bar a speech impediment and a cane (which he doesnt actually need). You dp the maths.

wonder if dookus got liver spots?

I was never disputing that I believe that the count Would win. I stated it twice. My point is that I doubt that Dooks could take him out like one of those pushover (sometimes in a literal sense) stork droids that the TF was robbed blind paying One Half-Penny each for. Dooku is the better fighter and is more experienced, I am not stupid enough to doubt that. I am not saying it will be one of the hardest battles he has ever fought, I am not even saying it will be terribly hard for him. I am just saying that he will not be able to win smoking or drinking a martini, and you won't be able to simply slash once and kill him.

That said, I would still give this to the Count of Serreno. Plo, for his experience, does not have as much as Dooku, or is as good a fighter as Dooku.

yea.... but what about plo's 'electric jugement?'...............

Dooku's force lightning pwns Plo's electric judgement.

lol dooku cant even use two hands.... his lighting isnt as strong....

Just because we havent seen him use two hands doesnt mean he cant.

plo is still very powerful in the force... and has a cool mask.... what does dooku have hmmm..?

Dooku has a cool cape, and the best beard and slicked back hair in the saga. Plus he has Rancor Skin boots.

well true... but you forget... plo isnt a... old fart... lol

chair

stretcher son of a... ow... hey if you like dooku then you like old men.... dun dun dun!

Pfffft, if you like Plo then you like orange, deformed extra terrestrials.

yup yes

better than liking a old guy with a seribled up **** .......lol1

Is it really? So I guess you prefer orange, lumpy alien **** than that of a charming, charasmatic, wealthy human.

Dooku is rich? Ask him to get me a Darth vader movie outfit then

lol... well i perfer a pu**y thank you very much......... and b**bies

Rich? Of course he is rich - he is a Count, has his own castle and wears Rancor Skin Boots(yes I like Rancor Skin boots, so what).

well if plo cant ''pwn'' dooku greivous can i think......

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Dude, GG is no match for Dooku, honestly. Dooku was owning him in the CW cartoon with ONE hand.

*Points out that Ox's obsession with Christopher Lee has now reached a sexual level*


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Originally posted by jollyjim311
*Points out that Ox's obsession with Christopher Lee has now reached a sexual level*


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*points out that Ox's obsession with Christopher Lee has always been on a sexual level*

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Edit: Count Dooku curbstompWTFpwnMegakicks Plo Koon.

lol... dookus face looks like a prune.......

Originally posted by jollyjim311
*Points out that Ox's obsession with Christopher Lee has now reached a sexual level*
Originally posted by Gideon
*points out that Ox's obsession with Christopher Lee has always been on a sexual level*


offtopic

Originally posted by Rampant ox
orange, lumpy alien ****


I'm off topic, Rampant?

Anyway, in case I haven't outright said it yet, Dooku wins.

Plo's only chances are in an underwater match, maybe a dogfight, or possibly a fistfight.

woooo... yea dooku would get a stroke lol.......

Koon's a master, so I definitely don't think it'd be a horrible loss on his part, but I think he would lose. Dooku's pretty powerful in the force, he's not a Yoda or a Sidious, but he's pretty powerful, and his lightsaber style was pretty much built to kill Jedi/Sith.

Originally posted by Nellis Munn
lol... dookus face looks like a prune.......

And Plo Koons face looks like a wafflestomped prune

Dooku would pimp slap Plo Koon for trying to fight him.

I mean its disgraceful for a man of his reputation to be confronted by a weakling like Plo.

The count get one of his hoes to kill Koon...

......... die...... dooku *defeat*

Originally posted by zephiel7
Dooku would pimp slap Plo Koon for trying to fight him.

I mean its disgraceful for a man of his reputation to be confronted by a weakling like Plo.

The count get one of his hoes to kill Koon...

You're my idol.

Dooku got beheaded. Discuss..

Count takes this with no difficulty. Plo Koon has no chance here.
Its an insult to Count, to even consider Plo has a chance.
The Count will toy with him and when it will become boring he will pwn him.

Originally posted by Count Makashi
Count takes this with no difficulty. Plo Koon has no chance here.
Its an insult to Count, to even consider Plo has a chance.
The Count will toy with him and when it will become boring he will pwn him.

Electric Judgment > Count Dooku.

While i completely agree that Dooku would be sipping a Martini out af Koon's ass-hole, (he likes ass play.) Plo wouldn't be a push over. He utilizes the same style as Anakin, the style that pwns Dooku's, and in order to master it, you have to be extremely gifted and powerful. That being said, Plo is no Anakin...let the sipping commence.

Originally posted by Black Dalek
Electric Judgment > Count Dooku.

you say that like Dooku doesn't know lightning too...is there something special about the technique??

Electric Judgement can freeze small creeks. Dooku's lightning easily threw the chosen one into a rock wall. This is a tough contest.

I'm having a hard time relating "electricity" to "freezing water"..but whatever. So if they're on a ship with no creeks or rivers, then Plo is assed out huh?

Originally posted by Count Makashi
Count takes this with no difficulty. Plo Koon has no chance here.
Its an insult to Count, to even consider Plo has a chance.
The Count will toy with him and when it will become boring he will pwn him. ZOMG you're a sock of Rampant. Polls are falsified!

Dooku with little difficulty

Dooku, IMO.