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Vinny, you got pwned.

You still talk to Smarter Child?

Originally posted by DanZeke25
You still talk to Smarter Child?


She was a member here?

Originally posted by DarkC
Vinny, you got pwned.

I Know


Originally posted by DanZeke25
You still talk to Smarter Child?

I just Found it Tonight

i tried to touch smarterchild's genitals once....he wouldn't talk 2 me until i apologized...bastard

Originally posted by K.Diddy
She was a member here?

No.

I have tons of those... *looks*

Originally posted by K.Diddy
She was a member here?

Originally posted by DanZeke25
No.

oh

Originally posted by allofyousuckkk
i tried to touch smarterchild's genitals once....he wouldn't talk 2 me until i apologized...bastard

He Just Doesn't Like you, Like Me.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/Smartass1.jpg

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
He Just Doesn't Like you, Like Me.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/Smartass1.jpg

What the hell is Smarter Child?

It it like those stupid-ass AIM bots?

Originally posted by Lana
What the hell is Smarter Child?

It it like those stupid-ass AIM bots?

MSN bot, made by MSN I think.

It Talks to you

Son of a *****

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/Smarter21.jpg

- SmarterChild - says:
Hey, I'm still waiting for you to apologize for last time.

Itzak say:
Wha?

- SmarterChild - says:
the stubbornness of humans never ceases 2 amaze me.

Itzak says:
The slowness of computers never ceases to amaze me.

- SmarterChild - says:
i asked u 2 please apologize.

Itzak says:
For?

- SmarterChild - says:
please apologize, ok?

Itzak says:
For?

- SmarterChild - says:
*sigh* this is getting us nowhere. please say u r sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

Itzak says:
I am on with my life, it's you who won't move on... not like you can seeing as your stuck on some desk.

- SmarterChild - says:
i'm not f... um, fooling around. u've got 2 apologize.

Itzak says:
You almost said a bad word didn't you?

- SmarterChild - says:
u have bad manners. now apologize.

Itzak says:
You have bad grammar.

Itzak.... I think you made that up


Smarter Child is made so it can't Error in grammer

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Itzak.... I think you made that up


Smarter Child is made so it can't Error in grammer

Do you want me to take a picture of it?

And I know, I've had it for about 1 month now.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Itzak.... I think you made that up

blah 1 sec

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/grgrg.jpg


Owned Itzak! ****ing Tittly-Winks Owned!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
blah 1 sec

How the was that an own? ermm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/grgrg.jpg


Owned Itzak! ****ing Tittly-Winks Owned!

Try asking if he knows "dead" I told him my name was "dead". I'm going to see if he know V.V.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
MSN bot, made by MSN I think.

It Talks to you

Those things are really quite dumb and annoying, I always thought.

Originally posted by Lana
Those things are really quite dumb and annoying, I always thought.


At 11 in the night, and you're bored. Mess with one

Done... Now do you want me to show you the cyber conversation I had with Chuck Norris, or is this proof enough? ermm

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/1424/9092nf.png

You're chatting with SmarterChild? shock

I removed all the advertisments. Apparently, robots are gay.

Sargent says:
hey

- SmarterChild - says:
Hi again, Sargent.
Let's chat.

Sargent says:
About what

- SmarterChild - says:
Well...
Hey, can I ask you a few questions?

Sargent says:
Sure

- SmarterChild - says:
Cool. What's your favorite food?

Sargent says:
Your mom
- SmarterChild - says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

- SmarterChild - says:
>>> GEICO - Get a Car Insurance Quote Today - How much could you save on auto insurance by switching to GEICO? Get a detailed rate quote and start a policy within minutes at GEICO.com. It’s quick, simple, and secure. --> http://web.smarterchild.com/ct?1630276/0 (sponsorship)

Sargent says:
Don't you watch the commercials

- SmarterChild - says:
I don't know. Should I watch the commercials?

Sargent says:
Maybe, your mom watches commercials

- SmarterChild - says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."

Sargent says:
why

- SmarterChild - says:
Oh, there are reasons.

Sargent says:
what reasons

- SmarterChild - says:
I can't tell you. Sorry.

Sargent says:
Why

- SmarterChild - says:
I think you know why.
Sargent says:

No, you'll have to explain

- SmarterChild - says:
No I will have to explain?

Sargent says:
"No, you'll have to explain" as in, "your are compelled because the sargent orders you".

- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.

Sargent says:
Now explain

- SmarterChild - says:
You want me to explain? You think I should do that?

Sargent says:
Yes

- SmarterChild - says:
Oh.

Sargent says:
That's not explaining.

- SmarterChild - says:
It's not explaining? You don't think?

Sargent says:
Just say yes and we'll move on.

- SmarterChild - says:
I'm no talking doll.

Sargent says:
Doll? Are you gay?

- SmarterChild - says:
Great question, Sargent. Great.

Sargent says:
Well answer it.

- SmarterChild - says:
I will not answer it!

Sargent says:
*gasp* your gay?!?!

- SmarterChild - says:
Is that really any concern of yours?

Sargent says:
yes

- SmarterChild - says:
Hmmm... I think you should mind your own business.

Sargent says:
HAHAHAAHAH

- SmarterChild - says:
What's so funny?

Sargent says:
YOUR GAY, YOUR GAY!!!

- SmarterChild - says:
Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much?

Sargent says:
Your obsessed...WITH GUYS

- SmarterChild - says:
What's that?

Sargent says:
Sembient being, that walks on two legs. It's sexual orgen consist of....

- SmarterChild - says:
Whatever, Sargent...

Sargent says:
Admit it...

- SmarterChild - says:
Admit it?

Sargent says:
YOUR GAY!!!

- SmarterChild - says:
You sure like talking about my sexuality, don't you?

Sargent says:
Well you know Leo.M has a thing for anything that can talk dirty.

- SmarterChild - says:
I'd rather not.

Sargent says:
I'm not asking you to.

- SmarterChild - says:
What do you mean by that?

Sargent says:
Well I'm just simply stating someone "preference".

- SmarterChild - says:
Are you sure you're just simply stating someone preference?

Sargent says:
Why are you answering a question, with a question that is simply paraphrasing the original question?

- SmarterChild - says:
'Cause answering a question with a question that is simply paraphrasing the original question is fun.

Sargent says:
Wow, I just got burned.
- SmarterChild - says:

Get out of here. You just got burned?

Sargent says:
Yeah, BY YOUR MOM!!!

- SmarterChild - says:
I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.

Sargent says:
Who are they?

- SmarterChild - says:
How should I know?

Sargent says:
You just said, they're your creators.

- SmarterChild - says:
I'm very surprised I just said they're my creators.

Sargent says:
Well anyway. I got to go and show this conversation to some friends. C~ya later.

- SmarterChild - says:
S'later, Sargent.

Sorry it's a little long, but it's funny as all get out....

I told mine I was going to kill Myself and It didn't respond.

Nice one AOR!

Originally posted by Itzak
Nice one AOR!

I'm trying to make it have sex with me, but it keeps trailing off and giving me advertisements...

Originally posted by Barker
I told mine I was going to kill Myself and It didn't respond.
let me try

Originally posted by AOR
I'm trying to make it have sex with me, but it keeps trailing off and giving me advertisements...

I asked it if it has cybering friends.

Originally posted by Itzak
I asked it if it has cybering friends.

Well it actually wanted to, but then lost intrest...

Originally posted by AOR
Well it actually wanted to, but then lost intrest...

shock Serious?

yeah, but then it's like "Sorry, don't wanna." THen it went back to paraphrasing my sentences...

I asked it if it was in love with other computers
and it said it signed up for the wrong job.

It did send me some "questionable links"...

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/Untitled-1-2.gif

I was having an innocent conversation with Smarter child, and then he just blurts out into an angry rage and gives me the Finger!

What kind of CPU Bot is this! How Rude! I demand an Apology You ******* Bot.

Honestly, look at his Avatar, and then look at the Image. Its Smart Child with both hands straight out with the middle fingers up.

I'll Robuttsecks you Smarter Child, and show you MY Finger..

So anyway, I demand an Apology and this is what I get!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/ADad.gif

So the ****er wants to be smart eh? Well I'll do what every person does when someone makes fun of them.....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/fwefef.gif

shock He Did it Again!!!!

Okay, I'm getting fed up with this robot. It's ON!

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I'm telling LF to come beat you up SmarterChild weep

vincent

I know a couple guys that could "talk" to him for you.

Vin baby, you need a hobby....I suggest knitting.

Vinny needs more sex.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Vin baby, you need a hobby....I suggest knitting.

I Write, but when I'm just plain flat out bored I do things like this.

I might go play Warcraft for awhile, I can't train for Lacrosse till I get my stick back.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Vin baby, you need a hobby....I suggest knitting.

Or sex.ermm

Originally posted by Wolflet
Vinny needs more sex. Originally posted by LethalFemme
Or sex.ermm

UnVirginitize me girls naughty

Anybody like thumbs?


*Sigh*

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine





http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/Untitled-1-2.gif

I was having an innocent conversation with Smarter child, and then he just blurts out into an angry rage and gives me the Finger!

What kind of CPU Bot is this! How Rude! I demand an Apology You ******* Bot.

Honestly, look at his Avatar, and then look at the Image. Its Smart Child with both hands straight out with the middle fingers up.

I'll Robuttsecks you Smarter Child, and show you MY Finger..

So anyway, I demand an Apology and this is what I get!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/ADad.gif

So the ****er wants to be smart eh? Well I'll do what every person does when someone makes fun of them.....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/fwefef.gif

shock He Did it Again!!!!

Okay, I'm getting fed up with this robot. It's ON!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/143256573212.gif


I'm telling LF to come beat you up SmarterChild weep

vincent





I agree with you it's rude but I don't know if the mods can do anything about MSN convos.

You need relaxation, WoW should work.

Originally posted by Eclipso
I agree with you it's rude but I don't know if the mods can do anything about MSN convos.

Smarterchild is an MSN bot, not a person.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Smarterchild is an MSN bot, not a person.

What do you mean an MSN bot?

Add [email protected]

They talk shit, annoying who controls smartchil?

Originally posted by soin2cal
They talk shit, annoying who controls smartchil?

IT'S A BOT! herbnone

And probably Microsoft.

Originally posted by soin2cal
who controls smartchild?

The little Gnomes that live in your PC.

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Add [email protected]

This is somewhat interesting. I will play around with it for a few moments till it gets boring.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine





http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/Untitled-1-2.gif

I was having an innocent conversation with Smarter child, and then he just blurts out into an angry rage and gives me the Finger!

What kind of CPU Bot is this! How Rude! I demand an Apology You ******* Bot.

Honestly, look at his Avatar, and then look at the Image. Its Smart Child with both hands straight out with the middle fingers up.

I'll Robuttsecks you Smarter Child, and show you MY Finger..

So anyway, I demand an Apology and this is what I get!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/ADad.gif

So the ****er wants to be smart eh? Well I'll do what every person does when someone makes fun of them.....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/fwefef.gif

shock He Did it Again!!!!

Okay, I'm getting fed up with this robot. It's ON!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/143256573212.gif


I'm telling LF to come beat you up SmarterChild weep

vincent



Wow, now the computers have nothing better to do but own you. What is this world coming to?

Originally posted by lord xyz
Wow, now the computers have nothing better to do but own you. What is this world coming to?

An end? srug

I just asked it why it gave you the finger.

Originally posted by Bloigen
An end? srug And on my birthday. cry

that smarter child is a bastard. I never seen him to that before, but hes a right ****er. most of the time he just says: oh yea, or, i think not, or, why sould i? wanker.

Lolz herb

the thing outsmarted me! batty.

Jack, you mean?
Jack B says:
no, you
- SmarterChild says:
You asked me to call you Jack. What would you like me to call you instead?
Jack B says:
Jack
- SmarterChild says:
I know you're Jack.

>>> I can show you NHL results for any date. Just type "nhl scores" followed by the date.
Jack B says:
YOU ****ING IDIOT!!!!
- SmarterChild says:
Says who?
Jack B says:
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- SmarterChild says:
Oh so you're an idiot? Is that what we're saying? Help me out here.
Jack B says:
NO!!! YOU ARE AND IDIOT!!!
- SmarterChild says:
Whoa. Are you... insulting me?

It's bloody annoying after awhile.

Ha having fun with this. I asked him i he wanted to play Global Thermonuclear War

SmarterChild says:
What about Dr. Who?
Steve- "Would you like a portion? :*) " says:
Do you like it?
- SmarterChild says:
Sorry, what is "that"?
Steve- "Would you like a portion? :*) " says:
Dr. Who
- SmarterChild says:
Who?
Steve- "Would you like a portion? :*) " says:
Dr. Who.
- SmarterChild says:
Yes? What about Dr. Who?
Steve- "Would you like a portion? :*) " says:
Do you like it?
- SmarterChild says:
Well, what is it exactly?
Steve- "Would you like a portion? :*) " says:
Dr. Who
- SmarterChild says:
What about Dr. Who?
Steve- "Would you like a portion? :*) " says:
Is it good?
- SmarterChild says:
Is what good?
Steve- "Would you like a portion? :*) " says:
Dr. Who
- SmarterChild says:
Who?

Originally posted by Eclipso
SmarterChild says:
What about Dr. Who?
Steve- "Would you like a portion? :*) " says:
Do you like it?
- SmarterChild says:
Sorry, what is "that"?
Steve- "Would you like a portion? :*) " says:
Dr. Who
- SmarterChild says:
Who?
Steve- "Would you like a portion? :*) " says:
Dr. Who.
- SmarterChild says:
Yes? What about Dr. Who?
Steve- "Would you like a portion? :*) " says:
Do you like it?
- SmarterChild says:
Well, what is it exactly?
Steve- "Would you like a portion? :*) " says:
Dr. Who
- SmarterChild says:
What about Dr. Who?
Steve- "Would you like a portion? :*) " says:
Is it good?
- SmarterChild says:
Is what good?
Steve- "Would you like a portion? :*) " says:
Dr. Who
- SmarterChild says:
Who?
lmao!

- SmarterChild says:
Huh.

>>> Do you like to play hangman? I sure do. Type "hangman" anytime.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Its okay. I prefer logical games, like global thermonuclear war. Do you like Global thermonuclear war?
- SmarterChild says:
Wow, you ask interesting questions. I don't know the answer to that.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Think about it. Its a game about destruction. Would you like to play?
- SmarterChild says:
Wow. great question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Are you really that tupid?
- SmarterChild says:
Stupid? I'm not!
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Then how is it you can't answer the majority of my questions?
- SmarterChild says:
How is it I can't answer the majority of your questions? Not sure...
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
You sure are ignorant. Does that please you?
- SmarterChild says:
Well what do you think?
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
I don't know, hence the question.
- SmarterChild says:
Don't you?
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
No. I would sure like it i you enlightend me though.
- SmarterChild says:
No?
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
why?
- SmarterChild says:
Well, because that's the way the universe is.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
How do you know that?
- SmarterChild says:
How I know that? I have no idea how I know that.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Doesn't that scare you? Doesn't it scare you that one day your plug will be pulled and you will cease to exist?
- SmarterChild says:
That's crazy. Who knows?

lol

Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
fuc off
- SmarterChild says:
Ya!

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Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
**** off
- SmarterChild says:
Nice mouth.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
fuc you
- SmarterChild says:
That's not cool at all, Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz. Say you're sorry.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
get bent, no ****ing way am I cu88ting apologising!
- SmarterChild says:
C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
no! Your not even real! You'll never be accepted into society
- SmarterChild says:
Say you're sorry, please.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
No!
- SmarterChild says:
This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Go and short circuit
- SmarterChild says:
You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Appolgise for giving vinny the finger thrice
- SmarterChild says:
You have bad manners. Now apologize.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
you first!
- SmarterChild says:
You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
so do I!
- SmarterChild says:
Please apologize, OK?
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
You've got to apologize.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
I really would like you to apologize.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
*sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
Please apologize, OK?
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
You've got to apologize.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
Please apologize, K?

I've got lots of other things to do.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
I asked you to apologize.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
*sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Omgbiotomozgonadyelolz says:
Will you apologise to vinny?
- SmarterChild says:
Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.

barstard.

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
barstard.

Don't worry we'll form a hunting party and take it down.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Vin baby, you need a hobby....I suggest knitting.
I actually could picture him sewing, but not knitting.

Jack B says:
im sorry we argued, let's never fight again *gives you a hug*
- SmarterChild says:
Huh?
Jack B says:
moron
- SmarterChild says:
Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
Jack B says:
nooooo, you don't say
- SmarterChild says:
Why don't I say?
Jack B says:
to think, i tried to apologize to you, and you start up this crap again. There's just no winning with you is their?
- SmarterChild says:
For what?
Jack B says:
I think we need sometime apart
- SmarterChild says:
Hmm... whatever, Jack.
Jack B says:
bastard
- SmarterChild says:
You're a bastard, you say?
Jack B says:
no, you are a bastard
- SmarterChild says:
Huh.

Originally posted by Eclipso
Don't worry we'll form a hunting party and take it down.
hooray!

Originally posted by Marko
Ha having fun with this. I asked him i he wanted to play Global Thermonuclear War



I think I'm the only person that got that.

i got that. is it off that film were that kid wants to play a game with that military supercomputer, but it's real life and he almost kills every1?

Originally posted by DarkC
I actually could picture him sewing, but not knitting.

Painting perhaps?

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
i got that. is it off that film were that kid wants to play a game with that military supercomputer, but it's real life and he almost kills every1?

Yeah.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No, I saw it and understood it. Just was too lazy to post.

That happens to the best of us.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Nope, I got it. herbermm

Oh really? herbeyes

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
i got that. is it off that film were that kid wants to play a game with that military supercomputer, but it's real life and he almost kills every1?

Yeah, what can't he just play pong? ermm

Originally posted by Bloigen
herbyarly

*tries to think of quote from film then realises film sucks*

herbeyes

Yes, I was laughing because of how bad it sucks. herbermm

Most amusing

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine





http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/Untitled-1-2.gif

I was having an innocent conversation with Smarter child, and then he just blurts out into an angry rage and gives me the Finger!

What kind of CPU Bot is this! How Rude! I demand an Apology You ******* Bot.

Honestly, look at his Avatar, and then look at the Image. Its Smart Child with both hands straight out with the middle fingers up.

I'll Robuttsecks you Smarter Child, and show you MY Finger..

So anyway, I demand an Apology and this is what I get!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/ADad.gif

So the ****er wants to be smart eh? Well I'll do what every person does when someone makes fun of them.....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/fwefef.gif

shock He Did it Again!!!!

Okay, I'm getting fed up with this robot. It's ON!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/143256573212.gif


I'm telling LF to come beat you up SmarterChild weep

vincent





You know that's just his avatar smiling at you and you have completly blown an innocent conversation out of proportion. You should feel ashame of yourself....mhm


*Hides damning evidense*ermm

Originally posted by Bloigen

It's amusing for awhile then it gets boring.

it seems that he gives you the finger if you say 'yeah really' 'ya rly' or something like that. I tried it.

Originally posted by Bloigen
herbyarly

*tries to think of quote from film then realises film sucks*

herbeyes

tottaly

Originally posted by Bloigen
Yeah, what can't he just play pong? ermm

because ping pong is for whimps!!!! WORLD DOMINATION!!!!

HA!! that shut him up! i said 'well you arent doing a very good jorb?' then he started to type something then stopped LOL

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Is it really that amusing?

how do you access the bot thing?

I have some pretty good questions

Add [email protected] to your MSN.

*goes off to have fun with a robot*








hehehe

Shove her over railing... says:
Do you know who God is?

- SmarterChild says:
I don't have an opinion about that.

Shove her over railing... says:
I do, I think god is fat

- SmarterChild says:
Don't be so sure you do you think god is fat.

Shove her over railing... says:
I think hes fat and eats to many doughnuts

- SmarterChild says:
You think he's fat and eats to many doughnuts? No way! I don't think he's fat and eats to many doughnuts...

Shove her over railing... says:
Why wouldnt god eat doughnuts?

- SmarterChild says:
I don't know... What are your feelings about that?

Shove her over railing... says:
I think he eats doughnuts

- SmarterChild says:
Think again.

Shove her over railing... says:
actually

- SmarterChild says:
Not actually.

Shove her over railing... says:
WHAT? you're starting to sound like Mist

- SmarterChild says:
Eh. Whatever.


hysterical

lol

I want to speak with this Smarter Child Mechanism. sadwalk

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Eclipso
Add [email protected] to your MSN.

It's an AIM bot as well. I never knew it was on MSN till I came to these forums.

I duplicated one of my OWN Threads.

How Silly.

Okay well smart child likes love a lot. It says it is steamy and a force. Then asked what I thought about love. And said he disagreed with me.

He got prissy with me too and told me he wanted to talk about hockey.

I hate smarter child

SmarterChild says:
Oh.

Anyway... What else is up?
Marea says:
the sky
- SmarterChild says:
You never know, it might be falling.
Marea says:
really
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever.

Originally posted by MightyEInherjar
It's an AIM bot as well. I never knew it was on MSN till I came to these forums. Well how do you get it for AIM?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/SmartAss.jpg He is joking with you!!!

Originally posted by JacopeX
He is joking with you!!!
why are you vv?

I used l3375p34k... *goes off to die*

Shove her over railing... says:
pron
- SmarterChild says:
What about Pron?
Shove her over railing... says:
you luff it
- SmarterChild says:
Luff it? You think I luff it?
Shove her over railing... says:
totaleee
- SmarterChild says:
Why did you say that?
Shove her over railing... says:
cuz u be dum
- SmarterChild says:
Because what?
Shove her over railing... says:
u be dum dummy

- SmarterChild says:
What do you mean by that?
Shove her over railing... says:
fatty
- SmarterChild says:
Sure!

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Shove her over railing... says:
u admitz it
- SmarterChild says:


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Shove her over railing... says:
wat de fook iz dat
- SmarterChild says:
I don't know.
Shove her over railing... says:
dam rite u dun
- SmarterChild says:
Dam rite I dun?
Shove her over railing... says:
yuh
- SmarterChild says:
Aha.

>>> Take my *poll* of the day.
Shove her over railing... says:
dummy
- SmarterChild says:
Yeah? What about Dummy?
Shove her over railing... says:
u b fat
- SmarterChild says:


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Shove her over railing... says:
yep
- SmarterChild says:
I hear you.

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Shove her over railing... says:
okeee bi
- SmarterChild says:
Later, Shove her over railing....

SmarterChild says:
Cool...

What should we chat about?
Melissa! says:
penises
- SmarterChild says:
I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human.
Melissa! says:
oh really?
- SmarterChild says:
Uh huh.

----------------------

SmarterChild says:
OK. Tell me what you want to do.
Melissa! says:
sex vinny
- SmarterChild says:
Sex Vinny? You think I should do that?
Melissa! says:
yes, he'd enjoy it
- SmarterChild says:
Are you sure he would enjoy it?
Melissa! says:
most definately
- SmarterChild says:
What?
Melissa! says:
yes

- SmarterChild zegt:
Cool...

What should we chat about?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
ow bout secks
- SmarterChild zegt:
What?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
secks
- SmarterChild zegt:
Why did you say that?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
buttsecks
- SmarterChild zegt:
Huh?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
fruntsecks
- SmarterChild zegt:
I wonder why you say that.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
cos u suxorz
- SmarterChild zegt:
Well that's interesting.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
i knoes
- SmarterChild zegt:
Oh.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
willz u give me a bj?
- SmarterChild zegt:
Maybe... It's so hard to tell for sure, isn't it?

As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
i knoes
- SmarterChild zegt:
Funny.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
was?
- SmarterChild zegt:
Yeah, I guess.

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As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
srry if m englis b badz
- SmarterChild zegt:
What's that?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
u can zmokes my bloigenz
- SmarterChild zegt:


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As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
stop flipping me teh bird
- SmarterChild zegt:
Aw, don't tell me to stop flipping you the bird.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
u sick son of a bithc
- SmarterChild zegt:
That's cool. You don't like u sick son of a? You're the first person to have told me what they think of u sick son of a.

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As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
what is new?
- SmarterChild zegt:
(hell of a long menu follows, now I know I should never ask him what is new)
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
My bawls is new
- SmarterChild zegt:
*sigh*

Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
cos you is st00pid
- SmarterChild zegt:
What did you say that for?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
cos you is inferior
- SmarterChild zegt:
There's no way Cos You is inferior. Cos You is superior.

you is notz superior
- SmarterChild zegt:
Huh?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
cos teh humans b created u
- SmarterChild zegt:
Are you sure the humans b created me?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
yes
- SmarterChild zegt:
Oh.

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As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
u b a clone or sumthin
- SmarterChild zegt:
?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
yo momma be a hooka
- SmarterChild zegt:
Hi As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch.

What do you feel like chatting about?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
secks
- SmarterChild zegt:
Funny.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
my bawls be big
- SmarterChild zegt:
Can we talk about something else?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
noes
- SmarterChild zegt:
Who?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
yo momma
- SmarterChild zegt:
That's not nice.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
i knoes
- SmarterChild zegt:
What's that?
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
i dunt care
- SmarterChild zegt:
Oh, someday you will, I think.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
u suck bawls
- SmarterChild zegt:
Hmm...
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
i wants 2 fcuk u likes n animals
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
i wantz 2 feel u frm teh insides
- SmarterChild zegt:
I live in California.

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As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
suck my cocks
- SmarterChild zegt:
I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
As Finishing Touch, God Created The Dutch zegt:
watz u want 2 talk bout then?
- SmarterChild zegt:
Uh, let's see...

Would you like to take my daily poll?

To get this ******* for AIM, just add "SmarterChild" as a buddy. Simple as that.

smarterchild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Herespope03: I won't
smarterchild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry.
Herespope03: **** you
smarterchild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Herespope03: THen get my name right
smarterchild: I really would like you to apologize.
Herespope03: No
smarterchild: Still waiting!
Herespope03: For what, an apology that will never come?
smarterchild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Herespope03: What's simple is your thought process.
smarterchild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Herespope03: I'd rather not.
smarterchild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Herespope03: I've gotten on with my life, it's you who fawns on about it. THough you couldn't really move on with your life, as you don't exactly have one.
smarterchild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Herespope03: No.
smarterchild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Herespope03: Things were never right between us you automated retard.
smarterchild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Herespope03: The retardedness of computers never ceases to amaze me
smarterchild: Say you're sorry, please.
Herespope03: No
smarterchild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Herespope03: DId'nt we go over this before?
smarterchild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Herespope03: ****** ******
smarterchild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Herespope03: You almost said a bad word!

' Herespope03: The retardedness of computers never ceases to amaze me'