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He (God) called to tell me that your test got mixed up with mine. He say's sorry for the mix up ermm

I refuse to take the quiz, I am far too ugly to a bombshell nahuh

Take it Strange!

Hahahaha, Pie is Scarlett!

Liv Tyler's of the world unite!!

Strangelove, did you take the quiz?

Thorinn got Scarlett too!

That's a new one!

Originally posted by Scythe
That's a new one!

You know me always a head of the crowd.eyes

You know it.

Originally posted by Scythe
You know it.

swank

I'm Christina Aguilera, time to make millions off of Lesbian sextapes. 13

Originally posted by Syren
Me too

That is so average.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That is so average.ermm

She's f.ucking hot. Brunette, beautiful and the face of Givenchy. You think that's average?

Well, with a name like Charlize... mhm

http://www.livtylerwebsite.com/publicity/index.html

Originally posted by Syren
She's f.ucking hot. Brunette, beautiful and the face of Givenchy. You think that's average?

Well, with a name like Charlize... mhm

http://www.livtylerwebsite.com/publicity/index.html

Wow way to show your jealousy. I thought you were better than this.mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wow way to show your jealousy. I thought you were better than this.mhm

Jealous? Of what, exactly? eyes

Originally posted by Syren
Jealous? Of what, exactly? eyes

Cause I'm different. I can't help it.cry

The last post was by Sanctuary, but I can't see it. herbnone

The last post was by Sanctuary, but I can't see it. herbnone

Double post and I couldn't either Bloigen.

That was weird. cry

I couldn't see it either, so I left KMC for a few minutes. Now I've returned and all is well

Sanc, did you know your name is spelled wrong in your sig?

Originally posted by Syren
I couldn't see it either, so I left KMC for a few minutes. Now I've returned and all is well

Sanc, did you know your name is spelled wrong in your sig?

I was so worried.cryhug


I noticed that yesterday.secret





























*feels up*leftright

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was so worried.cryhug


I noticed that yesterday.secret





























*feels up*leftright

It's ok, I'm a big girl now. I can look after myself cry hug


Then why didn't you say anything? Imagine letting the poor girl go around with an error on her signature secret































*gropes* leftright

Originally posted by Syren
It's ok, I'm a big girl now. I can look after myself cry hug


Then why didn't you say anything? Imagine letting the poor girl go around with an error on her signature secret































*gropes* leftright

Why did I say that not too long ago to someone here?shockyes

Cause I forgot?leftright















oh..........*allows it*

Originally posted by Syren
I couldn't see it either, so I left KMC for a few minutes. Now I've returned and all is well

Sanc, did you know your name is spelled wrong in your sig?
Thanks for telling me.. That is like the 3rd time someone has done that.. lol

Originally posted by Sanctuary
Thanks for telling me.. That is like the 3rd time someone has done that.. lol

Idiots, all of them. They just can't be trusted petpet

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're different. Like me~cry

Yay for uniqueness touched

Originally posted by Roulette
Yay for uniqueness touched

I know. We're so unique and stuff.cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know. We're so unique and stuff.#cry$


Huzzah! youpi

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Double post and I couldn't either Bloigen.

Whoa, that was messed up.

Originally posted by Roulette
Huzzah! youpi

crazy

Originally posted by Bloigen
Whoa, that was messed up.

I know it was happening to everyone.shrug

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know it was happening to everyone.shrug

NO IT WASN'T! I'M SPECIAL, ADMIT IT! ADMIT ITTTTT!

Originally posted by Bloigen
NO IT WASN'T! I'M SPECIAL, ADMIT IT! ADMIT ITTTTT!

Fine you're retarded.petpet

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Fine you're retarded.petpet

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Liv Tyler isn't even a bombshell....she's disgusting.

Don't let Kerry hear that.

Originally posted by Bloigen


I've always felt that way..blush2

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Don't let Kerry hear that.





Sorry, but I see just a tad too much Steven Tyler in her face to find her attractive.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I've always felt that way..blush2

I knew it, since the days you saw me make love to my window, who I'm still seeing by the way. You always had that look on your face as if to say "He's a ****ing retard." herbtouched

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Sorry, but I see just a tad too much Steven Tyler in her face to find her attractive.

What do you think of Charlize Theron?

Originally posted by Bloigen
I knew it, since the days you saw me make love to my window, who I'm still seeing by the way. You always had that look on your face as if to say "He's a ****ing retard." herbtouched

You could tell?cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What do you think of Charlize Theron?





I love her.

Well, not so much love her.

But she IS one of several actresses who have filed restraining orders against me.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I love her.

Well, not so much love her.

But she IS one of several actresses who have filed restraining orders against me.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/438930_1-no-syren-why lfflirt111

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Liv Tyler isn't even a bombshell....she's disgusting.

Rude mhm

I almost feel as though that was a direct insult, weird ermm

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
I gots that too.

Yay! Another Eva hug

Originally posted by Syren
Rude mhm

I almost feel as though that was a direct insult, weird ermm

Why? You look nothing like her.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Why? You look nothing like her.



Not what I meant, it's because I got her as my result. So I'm feeling all Livvy

Originally posted by Syren


Not what I meant, it's because I got her as my result. So I'm feeling all Livvy

You're both on different wavelengths. You're talking about having her personality and he's on looks. GOD people get it together.nahuh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're both on different wavelengths. You're talking about having her personality and he's on looks. GOD people get it together.nahuh

I know this, you. I'm just doing that female thing, you know when a guy says "I don't like the colour of that skirt, honey..." and the chick goes, "Are you saying my ass looks fat??"

So yeah ermm

Originally posted by Syren


Not what I meant, it's because I got her as my result. So I'm feeling all Livvy

Oh, well, you blow her out of the water in any respect any day, regardless.

Originally posted by Syren
I know this, you. I'm just doing that female thing, you know when a guy says "I don't like the colour of that skirt, honey..." and the chick goes, "Are you saying my ass looks fat??"

So yeah ermm

I know I was just bored and want to be invited into the conversation. God Care Bear what happened to us? I mean we used to be able to read each others minds and lick whip cream off one another's nipples.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know I was just bored and want to be invited into the conversation. God Care Bear what happened to us? I mean we used to be able to read each others minds and lick whip cream off one another's nipples.ermm


droolio

You could read each other's MINDS?

doh What the hell....?

I mean...

You lick whip cream off each other's nipples?

The Terrible Trio w00t

And to think I was a Catholic school girl. What have you done to me?weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
And to think I was a Catholic school girl. What have you done to me?weep

Sorry

Originally posted by Syren
Sorry

Do it again.dd

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Do it again.dd

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Do it again.dd

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Do it again.dd

droolio

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Do it again.dd

Oh hell, I'll do it.

*Does it*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh hell, I'll do it.

*Does it*

Why would you do that?weep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why would you do that?weep

Because I HAVE THE BALLS to step up to the plate and get the job done.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Because I HAVE THE BALLS to step up to the plate and get the job done.

Balls? As in more than one? How many?leftright

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Balls? As in more than one? How many?leftright

Well, technically, just 2, but, then there's my.....'nubbins'....*cough*

What is 'nubbins'? srug

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, technically, just 2, but, then there's my.....'nubbins'....*cough*

Okay crazy though now just listen to it before you say no. What if you let me and Kerry simultaneously touch them?leftright

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay crazy though now just listen to it before you say no. What if you let me and Kerry simultaneously touch them?leftright

Don't you need my permission before you offer my hand for a touch fest?

You did mean my hand, right? ermm

Originally posted by Syren
What is 'nubbins'? srug

Like stubs like if you got you leg chopped off.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Like stubs like if you got you leg chopped off.

He got his thingy chopped off? oh

Originally posted by Syren
Don't you need my permission before you offer my hand for a touch fest?

You did mean my hand, right? ermm

Since when do I need to ask?

Taste test?ermm

Originally posted by Syren
He got his thingy chopped off? oh

I would hope not cause then I'm not going anywhere near there.oh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Okay crazy though now just listen to it before you say no. What if you let me and Kerry simultaneously touch them?leftright

It IS crazy.....hmm Girls touching my balls..........ah...what the hell!


Go nuts! (that by the way was a cheer for my boys, not a command to you)

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It IS crazy.....hmm Girls touching my balls..........ah...what the hell!


Go nuts! (that by the way was a cheer for my boys, not a command to you)

Wait you cheer for your nuts? Can they hear you?oh

Originally posted by Syren
He got his thingy chopped off? oh
What? No. I have extra bits is all. It's equivalent to getting an extra McNugget in your HAppy meal. doped

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What? No. I have extra bits is all. It's equivalent to getting an extra McNugget in your HAppy meal. doped

You have more that one set of balls or just halfies?shock

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What? No. I have extra bits is all. It's equivalent to getting an extra McNugget in your HAppy meal. doped

Oh god, I'm about to have chicken nuggets and chips for dinner... yes, this is an immature meal, but I like them

Originally posted by Syren
Oh god, I'm about to have chicken nuggets and chips for dinner... yes, this is an immature meal, but I like them

I love nuggets. Gold nuggets, diamond nuggets,etc.doped

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Wait you cheer for your nuts? Can they hear you?oh

Of course they can. I can also hear them. You should hear what they say.


Originally posted by LethalFemme
You have more that one set of balls or just halfies?shock

More like.....extras. Listen, I'm not the ****ing elephant man here....I just happen to have extra gear.

Originally posted by Syren
Oh god, I'm about to have chicken nuggets and chips for dinner... yes, this is an immature meal, but I like them

Think of me when you eat! wavey

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Of course they can. I can also hear them. You should hear what they say.




More like.....extras. Listen, I'm not the ****ing elephant man here....I just happen to have extra gear.

*gets close* Hey heypokey

Just show me then.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Think of me when you eat! wavey

Me or the nuggets?leftright

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*gets close* Hey heypokey

Just show me then.

Are you poking me because it's a strange topic?

*sigh* Foine. *drops pants, shows you*

See? Nothing odd he------Femme? Alana? Are you okay? SHH! Stop screaming....ALANA!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Are you poking me because it's a strange topic?

*sigh* Foine. *drops pants, shows you*

See? Nothing odd he------Femme? Alana? Are you okay? SHH! Stop screaming....ALANA!

I was poking them.

They're moving.fear

I am a little disturbed, I have to say.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was poking them.

They're moving.fear

Oh. Odd. Fun..but odd.

Yeah, they do that when they greet new people.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh. Odd. Fun..but odd.

Yeah, they do that when they greet new people.

Yeah THATS whats odd.

May I?

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
I am a little disturbed, I have to say.

Then my work here is done..

superman

Originally posted by Strangelove
I refuse to take the quiz, I am far too ugly to a bombshell nahuh

Originally posted by Kongu Dude


I love your sig.:lol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Yeah THATS whats odd.

May I?







By all means, please do.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I love your sig.:lol
Thanks. blush2

You play Super Mario? 31

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~


By all means, please do.



Hey there. Ah you're handsome boys.

Okay now THAT was weird.lol

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Thanks. blush2

You play Super Mario? 31

I haven't played in forever but, I love me some Mario and Luigi.13

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I haven't played in forever but, I love me some Mario and Luigi.13
Luigi is better. 31

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Luigi is better. 31

Duh he's taller.13

Originally posted by LethalFemme


Hey there. Ah you're handsome boys.

Okay now THAT was weird.lol

hysterical I can't even........no....... lol

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hysterical I can't even........no....... lol

Say it.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Say it.

God...no, I just can't reply to that with any dignity....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
God...no, I just can't reply to that with any dignity....

Guy I just went out on a line say it.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Guy I just went out on a line say it.

**** you, no! I can't say anything anyhow.

You just tweaked my boys and greeted them like you work at Wal Mart...how can I respond to THAT?!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
**** you, no! I can't say anything anyhow.

You just tweaked my boys and greeted them like you work at Wal Mart...how can I respond to THAT?!

I said they were handsome I didn't tell them what isle itch cream was in.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I said they were handsome I didn't tell them what isle itch cream was in.

But still, I feel so.....ashamed/aroused.......and I don't know what to do with it.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Duh he's taller.13
And greenier. 31

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But still, I feel so.....ashamed/aroused.......and I don't know what to do with it.

You don't know what to do when aroused? Do we need to have "The Talk".

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But still, I feel so.....ashamed/aroused.......and I don't know what to do with it. *walks in*


Hellooooooooooooo


*Live studio audience cheers*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You don't know what to do when aroused? Do we need to have "The Talk".

I know what to do then.... I call Alex.

What I meant was, I don't know what to do with these contradicting emotions.




Originally posted by Captain Maynard
*walks in*


Hellooooooooooooo


*Live studio audience cheers*

We're live? *taps microphone* Is this thing on? Hello? Check. Check.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know what to do then.... I call Alex.

What I meant was, I don't know what to do with these contradicting emotions.






We're live? *taps microphone* Is this thing on? Hello? Check. Check. Yes, you idiot. You're making dead air.



"Hellllooooooooooo"


*silence*

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
And greenier. 31

Of course.13

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
*walks in*


Hellooooooooooooo


*Live studio audience cheers*

Hey Moose you didn't say you were gonna invite one of your Homoboys.

*Live studio audience laughter*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Of course.13



Hey Moose you didn't say you were gonna invite one of your Homoboys.

*Live studio audience laughter*

"Who let this old bat out of hell"


*Live studio audience "ooooooooooo"*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know what to do then.... I call Alex.

What I meant was, I don't know what to do with these contradicting emotions.






We're live? *taps microphone* Is this thing on? Hello? Check. Check.

Go with the second one.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Of course.13
Yoshi is also green. 31

Originally posted by LethalFemme




Hey Moose you didn't say you were gonna invite one of your Homoboys.

*Live studio audience laughter*





Originally posted by Captain Maynard
"Who let this old bat out of hell"


*Live studio audience "ooooooooooo"*

Awww...it's like our very own version of FRIENDS.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
"Who let this old bat out of hell"


*Live studio audience "ooooooooooo"*

Thats pretty funny coming from Shirley Temple.

*Live studio audience: You go girl*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Awww...it's like our very own version of FRIENDS. A funnier version mhmOriginally posted by LethalFemme
Thats pretty funny coming from Shirley Temple.

*Live studio audience: You go girl*

"Was there a B*tch convention downtown today, or something. Or are you just back for your monthly sacrifice?"

*Live studio audience "Whoop whoop whoop whoop"*

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
A funnier version mhm

"Was there a B*tch convention downtown today, or something. Or are you just back for your monthly sacrifice?"

*Live studio audience "Whoop whoop whoop whoop"*

Speaking of B!tches your mother called.

*Live studio audience*Clap Clap Clap*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Speaking of B!tches your mother called.

*Live studio audience*Clap Clap Clap*

"hahaha......When we get into our little scuffles, i wonder why we ever broke up. You filthy whore."


*Live studio audience "Lol"*

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
"hahaha......When we get into our little scuffles, i wonder why we ever broke up. You filthy whore."


*Live studio audience "Lol"*

We broke up cause you couldn't get it up.
*Live studio audience "Lol"*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
We broke up cause you couldn't get it up.
*Live studio audience "Lol"*


*punches you*

"Yeah, remember those....Hmm? Remember when i put you in your damn place! All those years i've wasted away on your saggy breasts?!? Well, i'm glad I got out when i did, with dignity. When all you had to do was sleep with about, oh....i'd say the entire population of Toronto, you dirty dirty ho cake"

*FCC Come in and takes me away*

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
*punches you*

"Yeah, remember those....Hmm? Remember when i put you in your damn place! All those years i've wasted away on your saggy breasts?!? Well, i'm glad I got out when i did, with dignity. When all you had to do was sleep with about, oh....i'd say the entire population of Toronto, you dirty dirty ho cake"

*FCC Come in and takes me away*

*shoots you*

"I've had it with your shit I know you were ****ing Spooony and all those other bitches but, I just said there and did nothing, but not no mo."

*Cops charge and arrest* It was self defense*

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*shoots you*

"I've had it with your shit I know you were ****ing Spooony and all those other bitches but, I just said there and did nothing, but not no mo."

*Cops charge and arrest* It was self defense*


*looks into your eyes as i'm being man-handled by the FCC...*


*Passionatly Kisses you*

*tears fall from my eyes as I stare back at you*

"I'll wait for you"

*Gets shoved into cop car*

lol clap Classic Disney Channel TV.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
lol clap Classic Disney Channel TV. *snaps out of it*


Man, i really got into that.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
*snaps out of it*


Man, i really got into that.

What the **** was that?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What the **** was that? I dont know



Same time next month? flirt

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I dont know



Same time next month? flirt

I was so like wtf when you threw the punch.


Always and forever.blush2

At least this thread stayed on topic.

Help. shock

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I was so like wtf when you threw the punch.


Always and forever.blush2 Thats what 2 weeks of Drama class at the Learning Annex will do to ya.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
At least this thread stayed on topic.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Help. shock

I know right?

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Thats what 2 weeks of Drama class at the Learning Annex will do to ya.

I thought it was all the coke?hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know right?



I thought it was all the coke?hmm That might have played a part, as well droolio