lets discuss showers

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Jack Diavolo
yes lets

now i want to know the truth, do girls really shower longer than guys? i shower for maybe 20 minutes tops but my girlfriend has been in the shower for like 45 minutes now

so tell me how long are your showers.

Barker
I shower as long as I damn well please.

Jack Diavolo
but how long DO you please?

love your sig by the way i <3 pandas

Barker
Only about 15 minutes lately. srug

But that's only because I have places to go and can't go longer.

Scythe
What the hell, I rarely last longer then ten minutes showering.

Jack Diavolo
do you take them at night or in the morning, i usually take them in the morning but most people prefer otherwise

InnerRise
I shower for like an hour when I'm not rushing.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Barker
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
do you take them at night or in the morning, i usually take them in the morning but most people prefer otherwise
Morning, but I really shouldn't, since that leaves me almost no time to do anything else before school.

Ronny
I take quick showers eek! like 15 minutes

Jack Diavolo
Originally posted by InnerRise
I shower for like an hour when I'm not rushing.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

yea i probably would to but i wake up at like 6 30 and catch my buss at 7 so i dont get much time. and if i felt like a long shower id probably just take a bath

Jack Diavolo
Originally posted by Barker
Morning, but I really shouldn't, since that leaves me almost no time to do anything else before school.

yea same

Barker
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
yea same
Wake up at like 7:30, in the shower until about 7:50, get my stuff, make sure I smell good, do my hair, etc..

Leave the house at about 8, school starts at 8:10. srug

Not that you asked for my schedule.

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by InnerRise
I shower for like an hour when I'm not rushing.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

trying to find your nob eh? j/k winkiss

Jack Diavolo
nope but ynow im bored enough to talk about showers, talking about schedules makes no difference. im usually at school about 7:30 and then class starts at 8.

Barker
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
trying to find your nob eh? j/k winkiss
no expression...

































crylaughcrylaughcrylaugh

wuTa
In the winter time, I shower for as long as I can. There aren't too many things more relaxing than a hot shower on cold a night. It sucks when you get out tho, your body temp goes from 98 to like 60 in .2 seconds, well not really, but you get the idea.

Jack Diavolo
Originally posted by wuTa
In the winter time, I shower for as long as I can. There aren't too many things more relaxing than a hot shower on cold a night. It sucks when you get out tho, your body temp goes from 98 to like 60 in .2 seconds, well not really, but you get the idea.

oh i know right! and my rooms usually freezing so when i go to change im so fri**n cold

Prabhodh
Depends. Some times its like 10 mins, sometimes its 20 mins and sometimes until all of the hot water runs out.

Raven Guardia
my showers are about 30 mins, what takes longer is for me to wash my face with all that girly face cleaners and then add the girly creams and syrums to my hair to make it smell extra nice then to style it stick out tongue and if I put on makeup that takes even longer...then I get dressed and spritz on some perfume.

Strangelove
Let's not and say we did

Scythe
Originally posted by Ronny
I take quick showers eek! like 15 minutes

My kinda girl. Quick and easy.

DarkC
20 minutes for me.

Rogue Jedi
FJ and i shower together. about 15 minutes.

Jack Diavolo
hahaha spritz, good word.

nope i just mess my hair spray in some spray and off i go

wuTa
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
oh i know right! and my rooms usually freezing so when i go to change im so fri**n cold

Yea, the shower is awesome, but from the time you turn off the shower, until you dress sucks.

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
hahaha spritz, good word.

nope i just mess my hair spray in some spray and off i go

you know it cool


messy hair on a guy can be hot yes

Jack Diavolo
yea during the night i have to keep my window open or else it gets to hott but it gets wicked cod in the morning. so being wet + cold = jfjgklhkl;j (shoot me im cold) sadfhksvh

Jack Diavolo
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
you know it cool


messy hair on a guy can be hot yes


haha pft i make messy hair look dumb stick out tongue

InnerRise
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
trying to find your nob eh? j/k winkiss By then I've already found it and finally starting to take my bath seriously.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Jack Diavolo
so yea its been way over a hour now and that womans still in the damn shower

InnerRise
I don't think it's showering that she's doing. no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
I don't think it's showering that she's doing. no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Jack Diavolo
thats disgusting sick

Rogue Jedi
not really. easy to clean up afterwards.

Jack Diavolo
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
not really. easy to clean up afterwards.

you have a point blink

InnerRise
Plus there's nothing like a jet stream of water in that special place.

It can make you: firefirefireph

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
Plus there's nothing like a jet stream of water in that special place. happy

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
nothing? nothing at all? not even....you know. wink

Jack Diavolo
pft no mechanaical machine of hygene can do a better job than me! brb wink

Rogue Jedi
tongue, ladies. if you have ever had a guy use his tongue right on you, you will never go back to the nozzle again.

Jack Diavolo
hahaha i can just imagine the infomercials

"feeling down, out of place, as if the nozzel just wont fit the hole? than get your very own tongue! its fast easy and comes a dime a dozen!"

InnerRise
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
tongue, ladies. if you have ever had a guy use his tongue right on you, you will never go back to the nozzle again. See I wouldn't even think of that b/c I have no intentions whatsoever to ever perform that dirty act of Satan.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Jack Diavolo
hahahaha aww if she likes it you should go for it ;] i mean its all about pleasing her right?

InnerRise
Nope. It's about me not getting in STDS. doped

It's also about me not sticking my tongue into gross mishapen flesh. puke

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Puzzle
Originally posted by InnerRise
Nope. It's about me not getting in STDS. doped

It's also about me not sticking my tongue into gross mishapen flesh. puke

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

You, my friend, need your penis revoked.

Jack Diavolo
haha and you too have a point, but if you use a dental dam (provided yourold ebough to buy them) then std's (which are actually officially called stI's now) wouldnt be a problem

InnerRise
STD's will always be a problem.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Jack Diavolo
not if you use protection from STI'S

Scythe
Remember kids, conserve toilet paper by jumping in the shower when you're done.

Jack Diavolo
hahahaha Originally posted by Scythe
Remember kids, conserve toilet paper by jumping the shower when you're done.

scythe your awesome

InnerRise
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
not if you use protection from STI'S Not if I just don't do it and I won't. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Jack Diavolo
Originally posted by InnerRise
Not if I just don't do it and I won't. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....


haha aww your no fun you snooter

Scythe
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
hahahaha scythe your awesome

Yes, it's true.

Jack Diavolo
are you awesome.....in the shower? 0-o

Punkyhermy
i would sleep in baths if the water didn't go cold on me.erm

Jack Diavolo
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i would sleep in baths if the water didn't go cold on me.erm

oh wow me too! a nice soothing bubble bath mmmmmm

Mr. Bacon
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i would sleep in baths if the water didn't go cold on me.erm
yes

Punkyhermy
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
oh wow me too! a nice soothing bubble bath mmmmmm

mhhmm...but damned water heaters. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Jack Diavolo
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
mhhmm...but damned water heaters. roll eyes (sarcastic)

im going to invent a heat pack thats water safe just for you ^-^

InnerRise
Ummm....Hot Tub anyone? erm

Ummm....Falling asleep and drowning anyone? no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Thorinn
Originally posted by Puzzle
You, my friend, need your penis revoked. hysterical2

Scythe
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
are you awesome.....in the shower? 0-o


...

Do...do you want me to be awesome in the shower?

Rohangiga
In Aus we are ment to have showers that are about 4 minutes long, due to water restrictions, but i have mine for about 5 min.

i would love to have a 20 min shower!

Jack Diavolo
Originally posted by Scythe
...

Do...do you want me to be awesome in the shower?

it depends, do you want to be awesome in the shower o-0

Originally posted by Rohangiga
In Aus we are ment to have showers that are about 4 minutes long, due to water restrictions, but i have mine for about 5 min.

i would love to have a 20 min shower!

oh jeese! id die with only 4 minutes!.

InnerRise
How about we all just be awesome at cleaning ourselves in the shower and leave it at that.ermm


anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Jack Diavolo
your a real party pooper aintcha inner?

Puzzle
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i would sleep in baths if the water didn't go cold on me.erm

That...and the fact you'd look like a prune...

InnerRise
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
your a real party pooper aintcha inner? Pooping in the shower is very unsanitary. ermm

But hey. You may like that sort of thing.

Not my style though. closedeyes

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
Originally posted by Jack Diavolo
it depends, do you want to be awesome in the shower o-0

Do you want me to be?

Jack Diavolo
Originally posted by Scythe
Do you want me to be?

yes of course ; ]

gah im getting kicked off the computer. have a great night everyone.

dont forget to shower. and in towellies words

"dont forget to bring a towel"

BlackSunshine
most of the time i take one for 20 minutes, but if I'm in a hurry about 10.

MightyEInherjar
I have manly long locks, and a beard, so I usually shower for about as many minutes as I have pounds of hair...so about 4 hours.



Actually I do shower for about 45 minutes or so, and an hour or so if I have 'company.'

dr. pookie
showering only once a day isnt going to keep you from smelling, especially if youre hairy between the thighs

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
See I wouldn't even think of that b/c I have no intentions whatsoever to ever perform that dirty act of Satan.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
so you have no intention of ever being intimate with a man or woman? what about when you meet "him"? the man you want to marry? you arent going to let him go down on you?

InnerRise
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
so you have no intention of ever being intimate with a man or woman? what about when you meet "him"? the man you want to marry? you arent going to let him go down on you? Please tell me you're not implying that cunnilingus is the only way to be intimate? The fact that you are shows that you have a lot to learn about life.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
Please tell me you're not implying that cunnilingus is the only way to be intimate? The fact that you are shows that you have a lot to learn about life.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
no, not saying that, but couples DO often engage in fellatio. to most people, its the ultimate show of intimacy. there are other ways, like cuddling, but this is fuuuuunnnnn!!!!!

InnerRise
You don't know what MOST couples do.

And as I said. I won't be doing it so there.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Bardock42
Originally posted by InnerRise
See I wouldn't even think of that b/c I have no intentions whatsoever to ever perform that dirty act of Satan.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Are you serious? About the Satan part I mean?

InnerRise
Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you serious? About the Satan part I mean? Nope.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
You don't know what MOST couples do.

And as I said. I won't be doing it so there.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
you dont know what most couples do either. what makes you the expert, and why are you taking this so personally?

InnerRise
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you dont know what most couples do either. what makes you the expert, and why are you taking this so personally? Where do I state I know what most couples do?

Where do I say what most couples do?

Or that's right..........that wasn't me...........that was you. no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Bardock42
Originally posted by InnerRise
Nope.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

happy Go on then.

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
Where do I state I know what most couples do?

Where do I say what most couples do?

Or that's right..........that wasn't me...........that was you. no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
i just took your previous post as you saying that you knew better than i did. just a misunderstanding, dont get your panties in a knot. laughing out loud
i just find it hard to believe that one day, when you are married, and your husband wants to do this to you, you will refuse. not making fun of you, just saying, you know?

InnerRise
Did I say I'd have a husband one day who could do this to me?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
ok, answer this.....you DO know that eventually you will meet your soulmate, and the two of you will probably marry, right?

InnerRise
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ok, answer this.....you DO know that eventually you will meet your soulmate, and the two of you will probably marry, right? Ok Answer this.....what gender am I?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
dude, i just looked. i could have sworn you were a chick!!!! well, i feel it now.
so you are saying you will never go down on a girl?

InnerRise
Exactly.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
even if it is your wife? the woman you live for and would die for? the mother of your children? your true love? you will NEVER go down on her?

InnerRise
I'd go down FOR her but not ON her.

Adios. Classes.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
I'd go down FOR her but not ON her.

Adios. Classes.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
going down FOR her implies its a chore, something you dont really want to do. going down because you ENJOY doing it to HER, thats intimacy. there are other forms, but this is one of the most intimate.
until you learn this, you are gonna be a crappy lover, my friend.

InnerRise
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
going down FOR her implies its a chore, something you dont really want to do. going down because you ENJOY doing it to HER, thats intimacy. there are other forms, but this is one of the most intimate.
until you learn this, you are gonna be a crappy lover, my friend. Umm...you mistook my terminology.

Go dow FOR her as take a bullet for her or something along those lines.

I won't go down on her and I'll say it again, there are many different ways to be intimate and it's different for each couple as to which one is the best for them.

You keep trying to speak for everyone when you should just speak for yourself.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

dr. pookie
i definatly eat clean, non-hairy pussy

Mywi

InnerRise
You don't look to happy about that.

I'll be taking my hour shower soon as well.

Being that I share dorm with 3 other people.......they don't like it. So what I say...so what.no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Mywi

InnerRise
Glad I'm not a girl. ermm

I don't feel obligated to shave my legs that often and the rest of my body, except my arms.

Plus I don't even shave. I just run a clipper over my body and I'm set.

I'll soon by that clipper that doesn't have the little ridges. It's all smooth so it can go anywhere...........anywhere.

Ahhhh.......

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

dr. pookie
the hair also holds nasty odor

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by InnerRise
Umm...you mistook my terminology.

Go dow FOR her as take a bullet for her or something along those lines.

I won't go down on her and I'll say it again, there are many different ways to be intimate and it's different for each couple as to which one is the best for them.

You keep trying to speak for everyone when you should just speak for yourself.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
you are comparing taking a bullet for her and going down on her? this is how strongly you are against oral sex?

yes yes yes, i have acknowledged that there are many ways to be intimate, so you can stop reposting that part.

i am not speaking for everyone here, but i bet if you started a poll, the results would weigh heavily in favor of oral sex.

hmmmmm.....gonna start a poll now. c you there.

InnerRise
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you are comparing taking a bullet for her and going down on her? this is how strongly you are against oral sex?

yes yes yes, i have acknowledged that there are many ways to be intimate, so you can stop reposting that part.

i am not speaking for everyone here, but i bet if you started a poll, the results would weigh heavily in favor of oral sex.

hmmmmm.....gonna start a poll now. c you there. Once again you're speaking for everyone.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

And no I'm not comparing a bullet and oral sex. Do you know what comparing is?

Point is I'm not going to do it and there are many ways to be intimate that can be as intimate or even more intimate than oral sex.

Grow up.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

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