F***, I want a cigarette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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=Tired Hiker=
I haven't smoked a single cigarette for over two months and right now I'm totally craving one.

Eclipso
Drink a beer instead. cheers

Mišt
You should smoke a G.D.T.S.W.M.B instead, they taste better and dont have the cravings eek!

Leo.M
Don't do it! Go bang someone instead. firefirefireph

Naz
Don't do it hiker! oh

InnerRise
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I haven't smoked a single cigarette for over two months and right now I'm totally craving one. So you want lung cancer? erm

That's the way to go. ermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

DarkC
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I haven't smoked a single cigarette for over two months and right now I'm totally craving one.
Slap yourself twenty times. yes

Mr. Bacon
masturbate ermm

Leo.M
Watch some porn. eek!

Mywi
Originally posted by Eclipso
Drink a beer instead. cheers or RedBull.. redbull2

DarkC
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
masturbate ermm
Originally posted by Leo.M
Watch some porn. eek!
Those two aren't necessarily mutually exclusive. hmm

=Tired Hiker=

wuTa
Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
masturbate ermm

That would probaly make it worse, when he's done he would probally crave the cigarette even more.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Naz
Don't do it hiker! oh

Okay I won't.Originally posted by InnerRise
So you want lung cancer? erm

That's the way to go. ermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka..... Yeah, I want lung cancer, that's why I quit smoking, is it comprehensible? roll eyes (sarcastic)

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by DarkC
Slap yourself twenty times. yes

*does this* Hey it worked, I no longer want a cigarette! eek! Anybody got an ice pack? embarrasment

InnerRise
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Okay I won't.Yeah, I want lung cancer, that's why I quit smoking, is it comprehensible? roll eyes (sarcastic) It is when you explain things and give the whole story douche. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
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=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by InnerRise
It is when you explain things and give the whole story douche. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Don't make me kill you. no expression

LiL nAstY GirL
Originally posted by InnerRise
It is when you explain things and give the whole story douche. doped

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Well its kinda implied when he said he hasn't had one in two months confused

InnerRise
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Don't make me kill you. no expression Ok. dodgy

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Well its kinda implied when he said he hasn't had one in two months confused Didn't see that part. I just read the title. My fault. embarrasment

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by InnerRise
Ok. dodgy

Didn't see that part. I just read the title. My fault. embarrasment

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Yeah, well who's the douche now! Oooooooo, diss! wink cool

Naz
Originally posted by InnerRise
So you want lung cancer? erm

That's the way to go. ermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Wow, atleast try to be a little bit supportive of the man, quitting isn't easy. no expression

Scythe
Originally posted by Scythe
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Eclipso
Hiker,

Aside fromthe health issues, smoking sucks cause women will like you better if you don't smoke.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Eclipso
Hiker,

Aside fromthe health issues, smoking sucks cause women will like you better if you don't smoke.

I know, my gf would kill me if I smoked again. I quit right before I went out with her on our first date, and she made it clear that she wouldn't date a smoker, so I have no choice but to not smoke for me and for her.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Scythe


Scythe, that is so whack! laughing

InnerRise
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Yeah, well who's the douche now! Oooooooo, diss! wink cool Well I'm certainly not the douche, douche. no expression

Originally posted by Naz
Wow, atleast try to be a little bit supportive of the man, quitting isn't easy. no expression
Read all posts, not just a select few censored2. K? eek

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Ronny
You could always smoke my pole eek!

Naz
Originally posted by InnerRise
Well I'm certainly not the douche, douche. no expression


Read all posts, not just a select few censored2. K? eek

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Says the one that didn't read the first post. no expression

InnerRise
Originally posted by Naz
Says the one that didn't read the first post. no expression Yes and it's a shame you didn't learn from a mistake that you attempted to comment on. yawn

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
I'm better then smoking.

InnerRise
Originally posted by Scythe
I'm better then smoking. Then I definitely want a piece of you. dodgy

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by InnerRise
Well I'm certainly not the douche, douche. no expression
anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

That's because you are the douche bag! eek! And yes, it is very comprehensible. wink

InnerRise
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
That's because you are the douche bag! eek! And yes, it is very comprehensible. wink Nah...still wrong.....douche wad.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Strangelove
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I haven't smoked a single cigarette for over two months and right now I'm totally craving one. Don't no expression

MightyEInherjar
I know what you mean man, and originally I was going to say, "just have one." then I came across:

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I know, my gf would kill me if I smoked again. I quit right before I went out with her on our first date, and she made it clear that she wouldn't date a smoker, so I have no choice but to not smoke for me and for her.

Totally not worth lighting up another cigarette. Most girls I've dated in the past have smoked, or were around smokers a lot, so they didn't care. My current girlfriend however, can't stand the smell of cigarettes, but doesn't care if I smoke them long enough apart from seeing her that I smell.

My advice is go sit outside for a cold for a bit, usually helps for me. Also, you can get nicaderm gum at a gas station, though I don't know if it works or not.

Scythe
Originally posted by InnerRise
Then I definitely want a piece of you. dodgy

Uh oh!

InnerRise
Originally posted by Scythe
Uh oh! ExFook Me? no expression

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Scythe
Hahaha, that was a pretty good movie.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by InnerRise
Nah...still wrong.....douche wad.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Not really. smile

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by MightyEInherjar
I know what you mean man, and originally I was going to say, "just have one." then I came across:



Totally not worth lighting up another cigarette. Most girls I've dated in the past have smoked, or were around smokers a lot, so they didn't care. My current girlfriend however, can't stand the smell of cigarettes, but doesn't care if I smoke them long enough apart from seeing her that I smell.

My advice is go sit outside for a cold for a bit, usually helps for me. Also, you can get nicaderm gum at a gas station, though I don't know if it works or not.

Thanks for the advice, but I'm totally over it. The craving has subsided, and I never used the gum, I quit cold turkey! wink

InnerRise
Originally posted by Scythe
Hahaha, that was a pretty good movie. no expressionOriginally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Not really. smile Yeah really. yes

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by InnerRise
no expression Yeah really. yes

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Nope. no2

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I haven't smoked a single cigarette for over two months and right now I'm totally craving one.
be strong, TH. i, of all people here, can feel you 100%. i am on the verge of quittibg. my dear old dad bought me the nicorette pacth, stage 1, and i just have to drive across town to get it. (i think FJ called him and conspired against me laughing out loud )
i know its gonna be tough, and i know its tough for you now. just think about how much easier life is without cigs. no more shceduled nicotine breaks, no more waking up craving a cig, being able to run and exercise longer, stuff like that. pm me if you need to and i'll do my best to talk you through it. heres a little story i read a while back, and its gonna be my imspiration:
kirk douglas was being interviewed years ago, and they were talking about his career. the conversation turned to his dad, who apparently died of lung cancer. kirk douglas said this...."one day, back in the 1950's, i was in my den, smoking a cigarette. when i exhaled, i looked down and saw my dad's picture on the coffee table. i thought about what happened to him. i looked at the cigarette, made up my mind to quit, and said 'ok, let's see who's stronger...you or me' "
tough guy stuff, you know? MIND OVER MATTER.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
be strong, TH. i, of all people here, can feel you 100%. i am on the verge of quittibg. my dear old dad bought me the nicorette pacth, stage 1, and i just have to drive across town to get it. (i think FJ called him and conspired against me laughing out loud )
i know its gonna be tough, and i know its tough for you now. just think about how much easier life is without cigs. no more shceduled nicotine breaks, no more waking up craving a cig, being able to run and exercise longer, stuff like that. pm me if you need to and i'll do my best to talk you through it. heres a little story i read a while back, and its gonna be my imspiration:
kirk douglas was being interviewed years ago, and they were talking about his career. the conversation turned to his dad, who apparently died of lung cancer. kirk douglas said this...."one day, back in the 1950's, i was in my den, smoking a cigarette. when i exhaled, i looked down and saw my dad's picture on the coffee table. i thought about what happened to him. i looked at the cigarette, made up my mind to quit, and said 'ok, let's see who's stronger...you or me' "
tough guy stuff, you know? MIND OVER MATTER.

Right on RJ! I appreciate it. It's weird, it's actually been easy to quit this time, but for some reason these past few days I've been wanting one at random moments, but I'm sure I won't do it. It's easy for me at this point to not do it. It's all about not giving into that ONE cig, y'know. I appreciate you having my back.

LethalFemme
Just think about something else.happy

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Just think about something else.happy

Thinking about my girlfriend breaking up with me if she found out I smoke helps. smile

Rogue Jedi
dood, i totally have your back. how long have we known each other? of course i support you. i know that there are some support groups on the net, and you can even talk to them on the phone. my buddy did the phone thing, and he said it helped him tremendously.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Thinking about my girlfriend breaking up with me if she found out I smoke helps. smile

Sorry sweetie.hug

Rogue Jedi
chew a lot of altoids.

Captain Maynard
*Smokes Camels*

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Sorry sweetie.hug
For what? big grin

Puzzle
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I haven't smoked a single cigarette for over two months and right now I'm totally craving one.

Not to be a downer, but these cravings don't go away...I'm at about 7 months now without a cigarette and I find myself wanting one all the time.

=Tired Hiker=
Originally posted by Puzzle
Not to be a downer, but these cravings don't go away...I'm at about 7 months now without a cigarette and I find myself wanting one all the time.

Oh, I know. I quit for a year and a half one time. I hope this is the last time I quit. It's all about avoiding that 'one' smoke. I think I'll be fine, but thanks. smile

Rogue Jedi
MIND OVER MATTER.

InnerRise
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Nope. no2 Yup ermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

PiruBlood
eat chocolate it works.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I haven't smoked a single cigarette for over two months and right now I'm totally craving one.

I haven't had one in over 6 months and I still crave them, dude. I'm gonna break down some drunken night and smoke, I know it.

InnerRise
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I haven't had one in over 6 months and I still crave them, dude. I'm gonna break down some drunken night and smoke, I know it. With an attitude like that you probably will.

You have to stay positive and keep telling yourself that it won't happen.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by InnerRise
With an attitude like that you probably will.

You have to stay positive and keep telling yourself that it won't happen.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Yeah, thanks Captain 12 Step. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Well, I've been drunk a few times since then and haven't yet...srug

InnerRise
Just trying to help. Whatever. closedeyes

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by InnerRise
Just trying to help. Whatever. closedeyes

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

confused I was only joking.....

InnerRise
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
confused I was only joking..... People have been saying I can't take a joke lately.

Maybe they're right.....confused

Well you've made it 6 months and that's something right there and being that you have gotten drunk and still resisted a Cig says a lot as well.

I think you can do it.

Class time. Adios.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by InnerRise
People have been saying I can't take a joke lately.

Maybe they're right.....confused

Well you've made it 6 months and that's something right there and being that you have gotten drunk and still resisted a Cig says a lot as well.

I think you can do it.

Class time. Adios.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Maybe you should go have a smoke and a drink then. srug wink

Have a good class. smile

Soleran
I'm guessing that smoking cigarettes is tougher to stopp then dipping.

I don't understand the difficulty in resisting tobacco products.

soin2cal
why not quit? Its surely not that hard!

InnerRise
Originally posted by soin2cal
why not quit? Its surely not that hard! Statement of the day people right here. no expression

whatthe

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Eclipso
Originally posted by soin2cal
why not quit? Its surely not that hard!

What the f**k? Do you know what an addiction is?

InnerRise
She's too young to fully understand the concept of an addiction.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by soin2cal
why not quit? Its surely not that hard!

Wow. It's not QUITE that easy! If only.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by InnerRise
She's too young to fully understand the concept of an addiction.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

She's 20!

InnerRise
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
She's 20! I'm sorry. I just don't buy it and I think I remember her profile saying some completely different.

She stated herself that she's a Teenager and how she thinks she's soooooo mature just like 20 something year olds. roll eyes (sarcastic)

She's lying.


anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Eclipso
Originally posted by soin2cal
why not quit? Its surely not that hard!

There should be a thread made where you can quote statements like this.

~Da Moose~
Originally posted by InnerRise
I'm sorry. I just don't buy it and I think I remember her profile saying some completely different.

She stated herself that she's a Teenager and how she thinks she's soooooo mature just like 20 something year olds. roll eyes (sarcastic)

She's lying.


anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Oh really? Hmm...I dunno then. I just looked now, and it says 87. Maybe you are correct. srug

Yuna_And_Tidus
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I haven't smoked a single cigarette for over two months and right now I'm totally craving one.
laughing out loud I think today alone I've smoked enough cigarettes to give everyone around me cancer. laughing out loud And a cigar!

InnerRise
Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
laughing out loud I think today alone I've smoked enough cigarettes to give everyone around me cancer. laughing out loud And a cigar! My God.

Do you have any plans on attempting ot quit?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Marko
I aint smoked since um september? I didn't smoke excessively though, dunno if that makes a difference, and does weed count cos well, but I kinda thought whats the point in inhaling smoke. Best to give up dude. Take up Coke! hoover

soin2cal
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Wow. It's not QUITE that easy! If only.
I imagine the feeling when wanting a cigarettestick out tongue
Yep i have an addiction when you dont have it, it stresses you!sad

Yuna_And_Tidus
Originally posted by InnerRise
My God.

Do you have any plans on attempting ot quit?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....
Yeah, I've thought hard about it, actually. I really want to before I freaking develop cancer or something but it's really hard!

soin2cal
How do you mean?

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