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I'm emailing that scumbag to laugh at him.

WTF in Hell's name is that?! How the f*ck are Nirvana, Interpol and Frank Sinatra gay? Not to mention a whole bunch of other names on their.

yeah, what a jerkoff...











...however he might have a point about morrissy

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm emailing that scumbag to laugh at him.

Good, show that dickhead who's boss! Canadian style.

Elton John (really gay)
But seriously, I think I'm gonna go gay soon then because I love a lot of people on that list (in a non-gay way for now).

i just need to know how the hell motorhead made the list

Originally posted by PVS
yeah, what a jerkoff...











...however he might have a point about morrissy

Probably.

OMG That is the funniest list.

Originally posted by PVS
i just need to know how the hell motorhead made the list

Why did Judas Priest make the list? The guy obviously took a whole bunch of bands he didn't find suitable in general and posted them up.

"You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay."

-Cal to Dave in The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Frank Sinatra was the most un-gay guy in the world!!!

???

And Metallica? Gay????????

Originally posted by Kram3r
Why did Judas Priest make the list?

what a silly question

il1etwBDCIs

God, I've just listened to the entire Kill 'em all album and I feel so man friendly. Damn you Metallica.

Originally posted by Kram3r
Why did Judas Priest make the list? The guy obviously took a whole bunch of bands he didn't find suitable in general and posted them up.

Rob Halfords gay

i seen 8 of those acts live
hmmn

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
"You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay."

-Cal to Dave in The 40-Year-Old Virgin
I must be queer.
People on the list I like:
Rufus Wainwright
The Doors
Queen
The Strokes
Sufjan Stevens
Elton John
David Bowie
Metallica
Judas Priest
The Rolling Stone
Depeche Mode
Velvet Underground
Melissa Ethridge
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Audioslave
Nirvana
Thirty Seconds to Mars
Motorhead
Frank Sinatra
Nickelback

I'm doomed to become a flamer.

Metallica

Yeah, I remember their Gay Album, like the White Album only gay. I think I was gay a whole week after hearing that wonderous gay music.

And the Rolling Stone's - jeeze.

I mean really - if this guy is serious he challenges even whob and various religious oddjobs for the "stupidest reasoning on the origin of homosexuality award."

Why is Elton John on the list twice?

hehe nickelback

My mom's from Hanna so I like them by association... and I actually like them, shame on me...

What the hell?

This is so stupidly funny.

Surprisingly enough, Relient K isn't on there. Every time I accidentally listen to them I feel quite gay

Wait so Mettalica is on the list , but MCR isn't ?

Yeah , this guy's a dumbass.

Why aren't the people that wrote the YMCA song on there?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Why aren't the people that wrote the YMCA song on there?

Good question

Originally posted by amity75
Frank Sinatra was the most un-gay guy in the world!!!

Agreed. It's blasphemy that he's on the list.

At least Dino isn't on the list!

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Why is Elton John on the list twice?

Because he's so ****ing gay, that just mentioning him once wouldn't fully emphasize how gay he is.

Originally posted by grey fox
Wait so Mettalica is on the list , but MCR isn't ?

Yeah , this guy's a dumbass. I'm beginning to think the list might be biased hmm

Originally posted by PVS
what a silly question

il1etwBDCIs

Oh dude it's soooo on.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm beginning to think the list might be biased hmm

You think?

The mere fact that Sinatra is on the list voids it of all reliability in my eyes.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Why aren't the people that wrote the YMCA song on there?

The Village people are on the list.

Originally posted by Kram3r
The Village people are on the list.

I see.

I though they were just famous for singing it not writing it.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I though they were just famous for singing it not writing it.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota




I know nothing about music.

Bjork?
Tex would be furious.

I sent his myspace a message praising his band. I also supplmented it with a picture of Manowar, saying, "You're the guy with the mustache, right?" Haven't heard from him.
Seriously, if any band will turn you gay, it's Manowar...

Originally posted by Naz
Bjork?
Tex would be furious. I'm just relieved that the White Stripes won't turn me gay

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm just relieved that the White Stripes won't turn me gay

that reminds me, i gotta email this guy to include them

Originally posted by PVS
that reminds me, i gotta email this guy to include them shock

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm just relieved that the White Stripes won't turn me gay

However, apparently Audioslave and Red Hot Chili Peppers would

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I see.

I though they were just famous for singing it not writing it.

They are but it's not as if the musicians behind The Village People are instantly recognisable. I assume by them putting The Village People on the list they meant all contributors to the musical act.

Originally posted by Lana
However, apparently Audioslave and Red Hot Chili Peppers would I'm doomed then shock

its difficult to tell whether or not its satire

Originally posted by PVS
its difficult to tell whether or not its satire I'm pretty sure it's not, sadly enough

By the way, here is the list of "Safe Bands"

So what about the music that isn't mentioned? Does God just not know it exists?

...and he left out marilyn manson



it is the apocalypse fear

I like some of the safe bands...
Marilyn Manson should've been on the gay list. Any man with implants automatically makes you gay.

Originally posted by PVS
i just need to know how the hell motorhead made the list Or Lil' Kim

Originally posted by Strangelove
By the way, here is the list of "Safe Bands"

As silly as this whole thing is, I think Dresden Dolls being on the 'safe' list makes me laugh the most...apparently whoever decided that has never really listened to them

I think dear Bardocky's going to have a heartattack when he reads this.

Originally posted by Nellinator
I like some of the safe bands...
Marilyn Manson should've been on the gay list. Any man with implants automatically makes you gay.

the guy used to wear a giant black strapon dildo on stage and whack it off

Originally posted by Lana
As silly as this whole thing is, I think Dresden Dolls being on the 'safe' list makes me laugh the most...apparently whoever decided that has never really listened to them What about Cyndi Lauper? Didn't she have some song about masturbating? And Evanescence. I haven't even heard a song by them that's not about cutting or the sweet release of death.

Originally posted by PVS
the guy used to wear a giant black strapon dildo on stage and whack it off

Some people......

different strokes, ese.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
strokes

Quite literally in Manson's case.

simone.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Some people......

despite that awkwardness his shows from back in the day were awesome

Originally posted by PVS
http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

Did that guy just list all the bands he knew?

probably

Ghostface Killah???????????????????????

whachoo talkin bout.

Originally posted by PVS
probably

Elton John. (really gay) That was goooood.

Bjork is right on, my friend liked Bjork, next thing you know, he's blowing guys left and right.

not depeche mode!!!

i like them.

depeche mode is ok, not a gay band.

Fall Out Boy is pretty Gay, thier lead guitarist is bisexual....

He's the reason I'm bisexual

Well, it is obvious a gay person made this list .. probably the bands he would like to "be with" ..Moterhead, Nirvana ect. ? LOLZ

Originally posted by darthsecretus30
Well, it is obvious a gay person made this list .. probably the bands he would like to "be with" ..Moterhead, Nirvana ect. ? LOLZ

actually yes, he claims to be a reformed homosexual who wrings songs with the lyrics "god hates f@gs"

like i said, i cant tell if its satire or not...seems nobody can

person who made that list: die?

Aw, come on...it's gotta be satire.

i dont know, im not so quick to underestimate the stupidity of people...its like this: you never know

Originally posted by PVS
i dont know, im not so quick to underestimate the stupidity of people...its like this: you never know
Same. Which is why I was giving people who were offended by this the benefit of the doubt.

Originally posted by amity75
And Metallica? Gay????????

Kirk Hammett is Bi. I'm fairly surprised KISS isn't on here. Paul Stanley plays for both teams, too.

Scissor Sisters http://images.killermovies.com/forums/customsmilies/haermm.gif

* The Magnetic Fields
* The Doors
* Queen
* The Strokes
* Sufjan Stevens
* Morrissey(?questionable?)
* Depeche Mode
* Velvet Underground
* Elton John
* Nirvana
* Frank Sinatra
* Audioslave
* Red Hot Chili Peppers
* Elton John(really gay)



I'm gay ... oh well.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I though they were just famous for singing it not writing it.

No, it's their song.
Originally posted by PVS
...however he might have a point about morrissy

Is it because I called you old?

hmmm I wonder if he wanted to name bands that made you ghey, NOT gay??????

oh wait how on earth can lil Kim make someone gay? and the Chairman too????

omg that guy's site is soooo sad............ sad to think that there are more and more of these people around spreading their evangelical shit.

The guy claims to be super christian but on another page endorses BitTorrent

According to that list, I'm gay as ****...

Originally posted by Kram3r
Why did Judas Priest make the list? The guy obviously took a whole bunch of bands he didn't find suitable in general and posted them up.
Well. Old men in leather, a gay lead singer. They have a high gay factor...

Elton John is listed twice, but Britney Spears is not listed once?

Originally posted by Lana
As silly as this whole thing is, I think Dresden Dolls being on the 'safe' list makes me laugh the most...apparently whoever decided that has never really listened to them

What is gay about wanting a Coin-Operated Boy?

Originally posted by Marxman
What about Cyndi Lauper? Didn't she have some song about masturbating?

"She Bop."




Originally posted by Marxman
And Evanescence. I haven't even heard a song by them that's not about cutting or the sweet release of death.

That and they are openly opposed to being considered a Christian band.

Okay, some of those bands/performers I understand, they're gay. I'm not sure if I ever have heard them try to push their preference on people. But, WTF IS FRANK SINATRA DOING ON THAT LIST? Good God. And METALLICA? Was "Enter Sandman" a meaning for something else? As a Catholic, I feel it's people like [email protected] that give Moderate Christians a bad name. Frank Sinatra! I should beat the fugg out of this guy just for.......I wish I never entered this thread. What a dumb fugg.

not to rain on anyone's parade, but as of the last 15 years metallica does belong on that list hehe

Originally posted by PVS
not to rain on anyone's parade, but as of the last 15 years metallica does belong on that list hehe




I think maybe the song Unforgiven 2 may have been their "transition".

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
That and they are openly opposed to being considered a Christian band.
Homos.

k i think you guys mistaken this guy i think he means gay as happy songs and you going to be happy that these people were alive and/or still alive.

Is that what you meant if it isnt you fn stupid how the hell is depche mode or nirvana fn gay! What kinda of singers do you like fn rodeo songs?

I think the whole bunch of you are dilluted. Elton might be gay, gay and listed twice, but he kicks the pansey ass of any gay, straight, bi or transgendered uneducated **** that's posted in this thread. Not that that's the point of the thread.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I think the whole bunch of you are dilluted. Elton might be gay, gay and listed twice, but he kicks the pansey ass of any gay, straight, bi or transgendered uneducated **** that's posted in this thread. Not that that's the point of the thread.

Besides, he doesn't write his own lyrics... I don't remember a single Elton John song about him wanting to ram another dude.

Originally posted by Bardiel13
Besides, he doesn't write his own lyrics... I don't remember a single Elton John song about him wanting to ram another dude. They are all about that.

I'm still standing (after having sex with lots of guys)
Hold me closer. Tiny (male) dancer and **** me.
Rocket Man I want your rocket in me, man.

Read between the lines, dude.

Oh, by the way, Elton is a bottom. Obviously.

*reads the list*

Wow, I must be flaming by now, then. I like 32 of the listed 81 bands...

Originally posted by FeceMan
Homos.

So this whole "homosexuality is a sin" is getting pretty fcuking ridiculous. I mean, ok, you don't approve of these bands. Their lyrics may be questionable and you'd rather your children not listen to them. But tell the truth. DMX or Ghostface Killah may promote violence or a drug life. The Doors may promote the use of psychedelics. But not many of the artists and bands on this list I can see actually influencing homosexuality, if that is even something that can be influenced.

will the Bee Gee's turn you gay?

Originally posted by Bardock42
They are all about that.

I'm still standing (after having sex with lots of guys)
Hold me closer. Tiny (male) dancer and **** me.
Rocket Man I want your rocket in me, man.

Read between the lines, dude.

Oh, by the way, Elton is a bottom. Obviously.


argue

Elton John is not a bottom.

Everything else you say is true.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
will the Bee Gee's turn you gay?

They won't turn you gay, but they might make your recessive gay gene start to disco.

ok....stayin' alive!!!

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Elton John is not a bottom.

Then the other guy must be extremely gay.

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
argue

Elton John is not a bottom.

Everything else you say is true.

I just said that so you maintained an image of having a chance, top.

Haha, what a moron. I e-mailed him asking about the process of turning gay by listening to the music above.

Although one must look at the list and wonder about Jay-Z.

Yeah the Jay-Z part threw me too.

Other bands that will turn you gay (Not that that's a bad thing)
Sorry if you've already mentioned them, I may have missed them...

George Michael
Robbie Williams
The Darkness
Bullet For My Valentine
Fall Out Boy
Anthony And The Johnsons
Kanye West
Elvis Presley (Controversial?)
Iron Maiden (Or any other 80's heavy metal band)
Blink 182 (Or any band with Tom Delonge in it for that matter)

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Why is Elton John on the list twice?

Since he's the only one who would really qualify for the subject title, the twice-mention is well-deserving.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Then the other guy must be extremely gay.

Dave Navarro, why wasn't he on the list ?

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
Then the other guy must be extremely gay.

http://static.flickr.com/37/76329783_dfe8f03115_o.jpg
David Furnish and Elton John.

Point well made.

enough of this elton worshipping. rob halford has managed to be a god of heavy metal while being openly and blatantly gay to the point of the video i posted.

people crack jokes about halfords tastes, but the fact stands that most devout metal fans regard him in a nearly godlike status next to the likes of lemmy and even ozzy. im talking about \m/METAL\m/ as opposed to effemenate glam rock.
that imho is the equivalent of walking on water considering the then widely apparent prejudices among the base metalhead audience

Originally posted by PVS
enough of this elton worshipping. rob halford has managed to be a god of heavy metal while being openly and blatantly gay to the point of the video i posted.

people crack jokes about halfords tastes, but the fact stands that most devout metal fans regard him in a nearly godlike status next to the likes of lemmy and even ozzy. im talking about \m/METAL\m/ as opposed to effemenate glam rock.
that imho is the equivalent of walking on water

Rob Halford is Hellbent For Leather!

http://static.flickr.com/59/195345165_1be4ab1d54.jpg

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Rob Halford is Hellbent For Leather!

http://static.flickr.com/59/195345165_1be4ab1d54.jpg

exactly. its hysterical. yet nobody whos into metal, no matter how anti-gay they claim to be, can ever attempt to strip halford of his god status. his name will always be synonymous with all that is rightous and brutal. thats quite an accomplishment imho

Yes........ I knew listening to Wham doesn't make you gay.


Wake me up before you go go I don't plan on going solo.

Originally posted by PVS
exactly. its hysterical. yet nobody whos into metal, no matter how anti-gay they claim to be, can ever attempt to strip halford of his god status. his name will always be synonymous with all that is rightous and brutal. thats quite an accomplishment imho

Being a metalhead, I can't say I've met a homophobic fellow headbanger. Perhaps I'm not looking hard enough...

Originally posted by PVS
that imho is the equivalent of walking on water considering the then widely apparent prejudices among the base metalhead audience


i was speaking in past tense. things were much much different throughout the 80's.

Originally posted by PVS
http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands Where the **** is Fall Out Boy?

Originally posted by PVS
i was speaking in past tense. things were much much different throughout the 80's.

How would you know? ... oh, right.

Originally posted by Bardock42
How would you know? ... oh, right.
old
yuk yuk yuk
wheelchair

Originally posted by PVS
old
yuk yuk yuk
wheelchair That was implied...senile too?

Originally posted by Bardock42
That was implied...senile too?

Originally posted by PVS
old
yuk yuk yuk
wheelchair

Originally posted by PVS


You know I like you, right? Right?

Originally posted by Bardock42
You know I like you, right? Right?

then enough with the foreplay. naughty

Originally posted by PVS
then enough with the foreplay. naughty

Oh...oh...sorry buddy, I'm not...oh, who am I kidding. I love you, PVS cry

i know

Originally posted by PVS
i know

Why are you so cold to me then cry I can't live...if living is without you, because there's something in the way you move so that nothing compares...to you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why are you so cold to me then cry I can't live...if living is without you, because there's something in the way you move so that nothing compares...to you.

wow, there's like 4 songs in there

Originally posted by PVS
wow, there's like 4 songs in there

I only intended for three.

I guess it's not my place in the 9 to 5 world, which is why I don't want to grow up unless somebody puts something in my drink.

Enough of that. You are not Floo...you are hotter.

Originally posted by Bardock42

Enough of that. You are not Floo...you are hotter.

...go on...

Originally posted by PVS
...go on...

...and...that's all I got to say about it.

pfft schmoll

maybe you would have better luck converting me if you mailed me some morrissey cd's

Originally posted by PVS
pfft schmoll

maybe you would have better luck converting me if you mailed me some morrissey cd's

That's questionable...

Oh my me, I crack me up.

thats hysterical to me as well. i guess he may be a 'reformed gay' but he just cant seem to let go of his smiths albums. i just picture him with one hand dangling the cd over a waste basket and the other typing out "questionable" as he panics from his lack of decision

Originally posted by PVS
thats hysterical to me as well. i guess he may be a 'reformed gay' but he just cant seem to let go of his smiths albums. i just picture him with one hand dangling the cd over a waste basket and the other typing out "questionable" as he panics from his lack of decision

I guess that might be an implication that deep down in his heart he still has good taste in music....though not being gay anymore.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I guess that might be an implication that deep down in his heart he still has good taste in music....though not being gay anymore.

no, morrisey is that last bit of gayness which creeps up inside him. he will never be free unless he fulfills his committment and destroys those cds.

Originally posted by PVS
no, morrisey is that last bit of gayness which creeps up inside him. he will never be free unless he fulfills his committment and destroys those cds.

...d-destroying Smiths CDs? ...I ... I don't follow.

of course you dont. you CHOOSE not to destroy them because you CHOOSE to be gay!!!

Originally posted by PVS
of course you dont. you CHOOSE not to destroy them because you CHOOSE to be gay!!!

Of course, I'm a girl, it's just genetic for guys.

well, it looks better. and thats all that matters

Originally posted by PVS
well, it looks better. and thats all that matters

The Smiths?

no. girls having sex as opposed to dudes having sex.
oh shit, there i go (almost) on a double standard tangent. good thing i caught myself.

wait a minute....we stumbled on something i think...does this method of musical gayness control apply to women? obviously not since then there would be some gaping holes in that list......hehe its funny because i didnt mean to do that

You talk a lot. I like it. And haha. You are funny.

and hot. you forgot hot.

Originally posted by PVS
wait a minute....we stumbled on something i think...does this method of musical gayness control apply to women? obviously not since then there would be some gaping holes in that list......hehe its funny because i didnt mean to do that Interesting idea... Should we attempt to formulate a lesbian making list?

Originally posted by PVS
and hot. you forgot hot.

I'd hit it

Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Madonna, Missy Elliott . . . GAY!
_vospsUJoWM

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Madonna, Missy Elliott . . . GAY!
_vospsUJoWM That's not gay...that's hot. Two guys kissing...that is gay. And gross.

I must agree with the German.

justin timberlake should have made out with eminem as revenge

Originally posted by PVS
http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

he forgot prince