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Ok... so this is a little game I devised. The idea is that I kidnapped a KMC comics poster and locked him/her in my closet... and you all have to guess who it is.

Warning in advance: NO SEXUAL JOKES ABOUT THE KIDNAPPINGS!

...

With that said, here are the rules:

1. You get a maximum of THREE yes/no questions per post
2. Only ONE of those questions can be identity guesses
3. You can't post within three spaces of your own post
4. You can pick people who are inactive/banned
BUT...
5. You cannot pick people over a year inactive or who has less then 500 posts.
6. If you get it right, then it's your turn to kidnap someone.



Now start guessing.

Sounds cool... I had the coolest idea to do ihatecmaster, but it won't work now...

Is the first letter of their screen name within the first half of the alphabet?

Yes

Are they a male?

Are they a member of the illuminati?

Do they enjoy long walks on the beach?

Originally posted by bigbran
Do they enjoy long walks on the beach?

Is the pope Catholic?

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Are they a member of the illuminati?

No (Hah, it's not you!)

Originally posted by bigbran
Do they enjoy long walks on the beach?

I was considering giving you a clever answer, but I decided upon:

How the f*** should I know?

Are they from a silly country where they say 'aye' alot?

Aye? What the ****?

Eh?

Originally posted by Grimm22
Are they from a silly country where they say 'aye' alot?

What Soljer said...

but, I just realized, I actually don't know for certain where this person is from... hmm

Are they a really annoying fanboy? Because if you took someone like Devilgoblin, you can keep him.


Seriously, are they a fanboy?

Are they a fanboy of a particular character?

Yes.

(But who isn't?)

Do they have a Sig

Yes. (No, it's not bigbran)

It isn't Batdude is it?he seems the type to come out of the closet.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
It isn't Batdude is it?he seems the type to come out of the closet.



No. It's not Batdude.

And I thought I said no sex jokes about the kidnapping!

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph


No. It's not Batdude.

And I thought I said no sex jokes about the kidnapping!

There was no sex joke about the kidnapping....Batdude just seems the type who likes to hide in closets......very deep inside closets....so deep infact that he lives in Narnia...if there is an ulteroir meaning to someone "being in the closet" i had no idea,none at all

Are you gonna ask a question or just call Batdude gay?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Are you gonna ask a question or just call Batdude gay?

Do you really have to ask?

That question doesn't count nahuh

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Are they a fanboy of a particular character?

Yes.

(But who isn't?) Grimm.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
It isn't Batdude is it?he seems the type to come out of the closet.
Funny 'cause it's true!

Do they have a vagina?

But I already answered the m/f question.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph


But I already answered the m/f question. You ever hear of a "shemale"?

Yes, but I haven't heard anyone on KMC announce that about themselves.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Yes, but I haven't heard anyone on KMC announce that about themselves. I don't know what you go through.

Originally posted by bigbran
I don't know what you go through.

So if we don't know that about anybody, how can I answer the question?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
So if we don't know that about anybody, how can I answer the question? Well... I thought you might have known one?

New question:
What post count is it, to the nearest thousand?

Or:

Bada?

OKay, WHo's this:

someone who posts in CAPS for emphasis, and redundant scans?

Originally posted by Ethereal
OKay, WHo's this:

someone who posts in CAPS for emphasis, and redundant scans? Mr Master?

......

Originally posted by Ethereal
OKay, WHo's this:

someone who posts in CAPS for emphasis, and redundant scans?

Originally posted by bigbran
Mr Master?

classic posts

Hmm... are they in a team?

Originally posted by Superguy
Hmm... are they in a team? If you are talking about the second one, I already solved it.

Is the first member from europe?

Bigbran:
1)Has to be yes or no questions
2) Not Bada
Superguy:
Yes, they are on a team
Jyppe:
I told you, I don't know for sure where they're from...

so....male, first letter from A-M, on a team, a fanboy (maybe not an extreme on?) and you have no idea were they are from. hmmmm

My questions if were they involved in Batdudes tourney? (participants not judges)

Yes, they were a participant

So possibles are:

Me
DarkCrawler
Digimark
Martian
Kandy
Devil Lance
Lucid

Can't be Martian. I already said he's not an Illuminati member.

I THINK its between four different people.

Me
DC
Digi
Lucid

Each of us have a character we rep more than the other guys do to their favorites. Is it one of these four?

Ohhh, this is progressing...

Does their favorite character live in water?

little mermaid ?

Originally posted by Blair Wind
I THINK its between four different people.

Me
DC
Digi
Lucid

Each of us have a character we rep more than the other guys do to their favorites. Is it one of these four?



Originally posted by Newjak
Does their favorite character live in water?

nahuh

So you either kidnapped me or digimark.....

deduction says you know less about me than about Digimark and while everyone knows of Blair Wind's Iceman, Digimark always states how much of a Spiderman fanboy he is.

I say you kidnapped Digimark. Am I right?

woot


Blair Wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Your turn.

Cool...ummm give me a minute. Ok.

I got someone.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
Cool...ummm give me a minute. Ok.

I got someone.

Have they triumphantly returned in the form of a sock ?

No

Originally posted by Blair Wind
Cool...ummm give me a minute. Ok.

I got someone. Does their name start with A-M?

Bah! I was going to jokingly guess Me on the first page, but I figured it was too obvious to start with a Mod.

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Bah! I was going to jokingly guess Me on the first page, but I figured it was too obvious to start with a Mod.



Reverse psychology, my friend.

1) Are they known for often backing a DC character?
2) Are they known for often backing a Marvel character?
3) Is it... Newjak?

(And sorry for the dp )

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
1) Are they known for often backing a DC character?
2) Are they known for often backing a Marvel character?
3) Is it... Newjak?

(And sorry for the dp )

1) Not usually.of them
2) Yes. Though not on fanboy status with any one character
3) No.

Are they on a Team?

....no

Do they have a Sig?

yes

Do they have an avatar?
Did they join this year?
Are the competing in Batdude's tourney?

yes
no
no

Did you kidnap srank?
Did you kidnap xmarks?

Originally posted by Blair Wind
yes
no
no Did they join last year?
Do they ever dress up in girls outfits?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Did you kidnap srank?
Did you kidnap xmarks?


one

One of them I consider one of my better friends here and one of the ones I trust the most. I have been the wind beneath his wings....if nobody gets that then KMC truly has come to be wayyyyy to "new" with new posters

Originally posted by Blair Wind
one

One of them I consider one of my better friends here and one of the ones I trust the most. I have been the wind beneath his wings....if nobody gets that then KMC truly has come to be wayyyyy to "new" with new posters TheKahn?

................I said one of the two he said.


Though both him and the kahn fit that profile.

Xmark?

MM can now kidnap someone. Dear god I feel sorry for them.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
MM can now kidnap someone. Dear god I feel sorry for them.

Lets go

For the record, I knew it was Xmark, but I didn't want to have to be the kidnapper again.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
For the record, I knew it was Xmark, but I didn't want to have to be the kidnapper again.

Of course you did smurph...now go finish off your juicebox and wash your hands,barney starts in half an hour.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Of course you did smurph...now go finish off your juicebox and wash your hands,barney starts in half an hour.

Grape Crush is pop, damnit, not juice!

Now...

Did you kidnap a guy?

They say they are....yes.

Does he have a sig?

No...

Validus

Bigbran

No
No

You know, Soljer got a sig today...

....Shit


Smurph Wins

Hmm...

Hmm...

Ok, got one.

Are they a fanboy?

Yes. But not too extreme.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Yes. But not too extreme. Devil Hulk?


Capt it Up?

no
no

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
no
no Jinzin?

nahuh

Does their username start with an A?

nope

Does it start with a... B?

Does it start with a C?

Get out.

I'll take that as a no...


D?

I was kinda wondering why BigBran was going so slow...three questions per post?

"A?
B?
C?"

"D?
E?
F?"

Is their fav. character a DC character?
Is their fav. character a marvel character?

Originally posted by Soljer
I was kinda wondering why BigBran was going so slow...three questions per post?

"A?
B?
C?"

"D?
E?
F?" Because, I couldn't think of the next one to ask...


Originally posted by Grimm22
Is their fav. character a DC character?
Is their fav. character a marvel character? No.
No.

Originally posted by Grimm22
Is their fav. character a DC character?
Is their fav. character a marvel character?

Little known fact: DC

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Little known fact: DC nvrbeenwthagirl!

No.

King Mungi!!!!!!

Double post

Originally posted by Martian_mind
King Mungi!!!!!!

woot

Martian's turn

Alright...i got em

Do they wear glasses?
Do they have a mustache?
Do they have a big nose?

Oh wait, we're not playing Guess Who are we?

Hooray I was kidnapped, and yeah my top 10 fav characters are DC. While suprize suprize no members of AF are in that list.

start it up again

Originally posted by outavodka
start it up again

It's martian mind's right now.

Ask him some questions, if you please.

Is it a guy?
Did he arrive in 2006?
Is it you?

Originally posted by Soljer
It's martian mind's right now.

Ask him some questions, if you please. Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Is it a guy?
Did he arrive in 2006?
Is it you?
He's busy... with his hard drive...

Originally posted by bigbran
He's busy... with his hard drive...

Honestly, bran, how would you stick your dick in a hard drive? Imagine how much work that would be.

Saying CD drive or disk drive or some sort of port would have been a lot better.

It'd be a ***** to take apart a computer to the point of sticking your dick in the hard drive.....

.

Originally posted by Soljer
Honestly, bran, how would you stick your dick in a hard drive? Imagine how much work that would be.

Saying CD drive or disk drive or some sort of port would have been a lot better.

It'd be a ***** to take apart a computer to the point of sticking your dick in the hard drive.....

.

You sound like you speak from expierience.


Oh and

STOP SPAMMING MY THREAD! TAKE IT TO MM'S!

Originally posted by Soljer
Honestly, bran, how would you stick your dick in a hard drive? Imagine how much work that would be.

Saying CD drive or disk drive or some sort of port would have been a lot better.

It'd be a ***** to take apart a computer to the point of sticking your dick in the hard drive.....

. I forgot what the other slots were called.

I don't know what he does in his spare time. Ask him.

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
You sound like you speak from expierience.


Oh and

STOP SPAMMING MY THREAD! TAKE IT TO MM'S!

Spam?

This isn't spam. This is creative, constructive discussion about sticking your penis into a hard drive.

.

Is it a guy=yes
Did they join in 06=no
Is it me=No

is he in batdudes tourney?

Do they often support a streetleveler?
Do they often support Marvel more then DC?
Do they often support DC more then Marvel?

NO
NO
NO
NO

Originally posted by Martian_mind
NO
NO
NO
NO

One of the last two answers has to be a yes... ermm

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
One of the last two answers has to be a yes... ermm

No it doesn"t they had each in "moderation"

But I said

Do they support DC more then Marvel?
Do they support Marvel more then DC?

Which basically means
Do they support Marvel or DC more then the other?

Hell, they could be in love with Archie comics, but that doesn't say whether they are bigger fans of Marvel or DC

Read carefully they represent both in equal "Moderation"

That's not what you said... but fine. glare

Do they have a sig?

Yes

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Yes

Were they ever online today?

No

Are they a mod?

Took you a while

Recap the current clues b*tches.

Is it Tron?

Oh hell yeah,Smurphs turn

Originally posted by Scoobless
Recap the current clues b*tches.



Too late. sly

Kay... I got someone.

Is it Kam?

Nah-uh

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Nah-uh

Damn, hmm... Diabloman?

You realize we just started another one right?

You do realize, as soon as someone says that they don't have a sig...
Then the finger goes to me?

Do they have a sig?

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
You realize we just started another one right?

Yeah, im guessing for the new one

Originally posted by bigbran
You do realize, as soon as someone says that they don't have a sig...
Then the finger goes to me?

Do they have a sig?
Yes, they do.

Is the first letter of their name in the first half of the alphabet?

Pikachu! I choose you!

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Pikachu! I choose you!

Quiet X,i think Digi wants to go play hide the pickle with you.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Is the first letter of their name in the first half of the alphabet? Idiot... you'll never get anywhere with that.

Does the username start with an... A?

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Is the first letter of their name in the first half of the alphabet?

No.