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Diarrhea or Constipation....what's worse?

Constipated Diarrhea.

so when it comes out, it REALLY comes out, eh?

Neither.

I Prefer to shit normally.

Diarrhea, because you have no control of it... plus my terds are huge and hard when I don't drink enough water.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Neither.

I Prefer to shit normally.
not an option here, VIN. Choose.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Neither.

I Prefer to shit normally.

hmm

I dunno...

ah....the lycan speaks...

poop is gross.

what a bunch of chicken shits. no one wants to vote.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ah....the lycan speaks...



BTW, I suppose Diarrhea is the better option. At least you aren't clodded up.

Voters hack so much nowadays though.

But I voted...

Originally posted by Kram3r


BTW, I suppose Diarrhea is the better option. At least you aren't clodded up.
indeed. can you imagine a lycan, in lycan form, on the toilet, with the squirts?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what a bunch of chicken shits. no one wants to vote.

Laides don't poop.

I was watching Martin talk about that in stand-up...

"Go take a shit right before you're about to make love, then climb they shitty ass back in bed!" -Martin

poop is smelly

Originally posted by ToMacco
Laides don't poop.
right...they use the facilities.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
indeed. can you imagine a lycan, in lycan form, on the toilet, with the squirts?

I wish I could!

I don't really. ermm

like that big black lycan...raze? reyes? what was his name?

D is worse.

nay, i'd rather have the squirts than feel ten pounds fatter.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
like that big black lycan...raze? reyes? what was his name?

I dunno. ermm

but you know who i am talking about.

Sabrewulf?

squirts

Constipation... You have control over it and when you finally get it out it's satisfying.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Diarrhea or Constipation....what's worse?
Your face? I'd say constipated.

This is f**king disgusting.

Who farted?

fart3

I've never been constipated, my opinion is compromised

I hate constipation.

Originally posted by Slay
Your face? I'd say constipated.
that makes no sense at all. is it supposed to be an insult?

I'd MUCH rather be constipated than have diahrrea(sp).

not me.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
not me.
Whyyyy? You'd rather have flaming crap falling out of your bum hole (even when you don't expect it and have your pants up) than have it stuck up there for a while?

yes, i like it like that. i am a freak.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yes, i like it like that. i am a freak.
313 I'm a freak, but not that type of freak.

what kinda freak are ya?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
what kinda freak are ya?
Tehehe, probably the kind you think I am. shifty

spill it, sister.

No need to, honey buns, you name it, I can be it.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
No need to, honey buns, you name it, I can be it.
you REALLY dont want me to use my imagination here.

Maybe, maybe not. firefirefireph

Diarrhea isn't supposed to last more than 8 hours. Constipation can last a long time

Originally posted by Strangelove
Diarrhea isn't supposed to last more than 8 hours. Constipation can last a long time
Bit it can, even with the common stomach virus, irregular bowel movement symptoms can last up to a week.

thats a fun 8 hours!!!! i like to look at the splatter on the toilet bowl and see what celebrity it looks like.

I haven't had the stomach virus in a long time and I hope I never ever get it. I avoided it a few months ago and everyone in the household EXCEPT me got it. I pretty much have the fear of vomiting so I don't ever want that shit.

Constipation, cuz I just don't enjoy the feeling of diarrhea coming out, or if it's so drippy that it runs down your ass.

Di

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Constipation, cuz I just don't enjoy the feeling of diarrhea coming out, or if it's so drippy that it runs down your ass.
and you have to use a big wad of TP to soak it all up.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and you have to use a big wad of TP to soak it all up.

Yeah that sucks so much ass-mar

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
Diarrhea, because you have no control of it...:

Originally posted by AngryManatee
Yeah that sucks so much ass-mar
and the TP is just soaked as hell, and it gets all over your hand.

idk if this is too much info, but my diahrhea(sp) burns like hell

and ive never been constipated to the best of my knowledge

yeah, i hate it when it burns.