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you know what "it" is, dont you?

Left most of the time.

Wherever srug

Left

The funny part is you made this thread and made it clearly obvious what you're talking about but, used the word "it".

Originally posted by Leo.M
Left most of the time.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
The funny part is you made this thread and made it clearly obvious what you're talking about but, used the word "it".

Don't question our discussion of our penises. nahuh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You guys are triplets!!!!!!oh
No... They're just my sock accounts.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You guys are triplets!!!!!!oh

OMG you're right! oh


Who ever says "straight" I'm going to laugh at. crylaugh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
The funny part is you made this thread and made it clearly obvious what you're talking about but, used the word "it".
whats even funnier is that you dont have a penis.

Originally posted by Leo.M
OMG you're right! oh


Who ever says "straight" I'm going to laugh at. crylaugh
Either that or they're wearing clothes designed by Ron Jeremy. hmm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
whats even funnier is that you dont have a penis.

I could get one if I really wanted to.schmoll

I keep it tucked in whatever girl I'm around.

vin

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I could get one if I really wanted to.schmoll
sure you could!!!

It has a mind of it's own and goes where it damn well feels like

left. always left.

Cant talk right now

Watching Royal Rumble!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sure you could!!!

There are plenty of guys I could ask to share.mhm

Originally posted by Strangelove
Wherever srug

Originally posted by LethalFemme
There are plenty of guys I could ask to share.mhm
SURE there are, femmey.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
There are plenty of guys I could ask to share.mhm pitt_shifty


































pitt_ninja

see?

I'd volunteer for that duty as well.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I win RJ.evillaugh
round one, love. 14 more to go.

...what about "up"?


Me is up!

sure it is, C!!!

What? It's more comfy that way. shrug

You know where i like it tucked flirt

makes it harder to go peepee.

Originally posted by Ronny
You know where i like it tucked flirt

Oh no you didn't.shock

Originally posted by DarkC
What? It's more comfy that way. shrug

That would be more uncomfy than having a "raging semi" going completely to the right. ermm

He goes wherever he pleases

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh no you didn't.shock OH yes I did!


*tries to think of a clever retort*



You know i love penises!



... ah darn

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you know what "it" is, dont you? Mine's goes left too naturally, but I don't think I pay attention to how I tuck it...

We're all lefties... oh wait I remember I would tuck right to balance it out...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Oh no you didn't.shock
he did. what are we gonna do about it?

Originally posted by Ronny
OH yes I did!


*tries to think of a clever retort*



You know i love penises!



... ah darn

I heard that girl. Lets buy some.Jumpy

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
he did. what are we gonna do about it?

Ask her to share.eyes

what do you mean by "it"?

It?

your shirt.

Thats kind of personal.

ok then....what about your penis?

heat-seeking moisture missile

willy the one eye wonder worm.

rock hard yogurt cannon.

and it usually changes throughout the day, but never up, 'cause then it'd stick out of my pants

sure it does.

i have to wrap it around my leg

Upward towards navel because if you put it left or right, sooner or later you gonna bend it and have a boomerang dick instead of a baton or a nightstick as a weapon. Downwards or straight forward is uncomfortable because you can ''dislocate'' it

youve done your research

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i have to wrap it around my leg you got a big ding a ling

its been a loyal friend

My soldier usually bunks to the left when he's tucked in. When he's out from under the sheets he's free to roam wherever.

sounds like a breach to me

Originally posted by a1hsauce
its been a loyal friend i'm sure quite a few people are satisfied

lol i know i am

i always sleep curled to the right with an arm under the pillow.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol i know i am your hand and ding a ling must be good friends...or you have a secret you're hiding from me

whatever is comfortable shrug

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i always sleep curled to the right with an arm under the pillow.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i always sleep curled to the right with an arm under the pillow.
yeeeeaaaa....

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
i always sleep curled to the right with an arm under the pillow.
she's talking about her dildo or fake dick

Originally posted by Smiter
she's talking about her dildo or fake dick thanks for the clarification

oh. omg!



i so completely didn't read it the entire post.


i thought you meant sleeping position.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
oh. omg!



i so completely didn't read it the entire post.


i thought you meant sleeping position.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
oh. omg!



i so completely didn't read it the entire post.


i thought you meant sleeping position.
thats Awesome!!!!!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
oh. omg!



i so completely didn't read it the entire post.


i thought you meant sleeping position.
right....sure

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon




*hides*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
thats Awesome!!!!!

Originally posted by Smiter
she's talking about her dildo or fake dick

Unless she's a giant dick

Originally posted by TigerEyes
right....sure

yes!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy


*hides*
petpet

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
oh. omg!



i so completely didn't read it the entire post.


i thought you meant sleeping position.


crylaugh

Originally posted by TigerEyes
your hand and ding a ling must be good friends...or you have a secret you're hiding from me we have a Great Relationship

you found it!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
oh. omg!



i so completely didn't read it the entire post.


i thought you meant sleeping position.

yup yup

Originally posted by a1hsauce
yup yup good

Originally posted by Strangelove
Wherever srug Come to think of it, it's usually at the left hmm

Originally posted by TigerEyes
good he gets restless...needs to be taken out for walks every so often

walking the dog is a necessity

it tames him really

ya keeps it calm for awhile

just a while

then after you gotta take it for another walk..and if something sets it off earlier then you may be walking for sometime

you gotta hose it down after a while....but that only works a for lil bit

I should profile what PH said.

I keep it tucked into my front pocket, its easier to get access to when I need it. I tend to feel around and check its there whenever I sit/stand to make sure it hasnt slipped out and I havent sat on it. Its been getting bigger lately, and I think I need to give it a good clean out. dodgy







We are talking about our wallets right, cause this could get awkward..?leftright

Originally posted by MiŔt
I keep it tucked into my front pocket, its easier to get access to when I need it. I tend to feel around and check its there whenever I sit/stand to make sure it hasnt slipped out and I havent sat on it. Its been getting bigger lately, and I think I need to give it a good clean out. dodgy







We are talking about our wallets right, cause this could get awkward..?leftright

Mine says "Bad Motherf*cker" on it

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I should profile what PH said.

Do it.

Originally posted by TigerEyes
you got a big ding a ling
and an even bigger imagination?

Originally posted by Leo.M
Left most of the time.

Originally posted by ThePittman
It has a mind of it's own and goes where it damn well feels like

Seconded.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you know what "it" is, dont you?

Well, that all depends on the day really, but I usually just tuck it into my sock.

Humm, Actually, usually to the left I suppose....Although it depends on if I'm wearing boxers of briefs...The position changes dramatically in one or the other. Usually I wear briefs though. So..it doesn't really hang, more loops like its doing a U-turn...Am I getting to descriptive?

no need to tuck. I like to flaunt.

I have no influence on the tucking, in fact mine decides which way it tucks me.

Originally posted by Leo.M
Left most of the time.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I heard that girl. Lets buy some.Jumpy





*sigh* If only I wasn't married.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you know what "it" is, dont you?

I tuck it safely in my vagina Ranger Jones.

Originally posted by Leo.M
OMG you're right! oh


Who ever says "straight" I'm going to laugh at. crylaugh

Straight

Uh... "It's" like a joystick...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you know what "it" is, dont you?

Mine usually points towards the North Pole.

its like a compass!!!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
its like a compass!!!

Yes, but smaller.

shock