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Ken: Okay, we got hostiles at about twenty meters.
Rogue Jedi: Confirm that, they haven't seen us yet.
Ken: Hold your fire, wait for team two to get into position.
Impediment: Holding.
Ken:...
Ken: Vinny, what the f*ck? Get out of the open, you're visible!
Vinny: Shit, sorry. Gotta tie up the old shoelace, you know.
Ken: Why didn't you stick to Velcro like command told you?
Vinny: Velcro is for babies.
Impediment: Perfect for you then, hahahaha!
*snickering is heard*
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Ken: Get under cover, now.
Vinny: One sec.

*two single shots are fired, followed by the clatter of automatic fire*

Vinny: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHH! HIT! HIT!
Rogue Jedi: Jesus Christ!
Impediment: F*cking hell!
Ken: Vinny, you idiot! Someone get him!
Impediment: Negative, too much supressing fire!
Rogue Jedi: Ken, give me a smoke grenade, I'll run out and drag him here.

*grenade is tossed*

Ken: Oops.
Impediment: Shit! Cover!
Rogue Jedi: The f***ing canisters are antipersonnel! The round ones are smokes!

*loud explosion*

Vinny: *wailing piteously*

*another grenade is tossed and smoke starts billowing.*
Rogue Jedi: Alright, Vinny, you're gonna be just fine, lemme get out a bandage.
Vinny: Uaaaaghhh, I'm gonna die!!
Ken: Team two, it's Ken, how you guys getting along?

--

Da Moose: Yeah, we're good. Slow progress but stable so far, what about you?
Ken: Vinny got shot, but he seems to be o -
Da Moose: Hahahahaha!

Be concerned, be very concerned.

Yeah, I think might have pressed Alt - S a little early. hmm

Big hugs to you

... so now what, how does the story end dodgy

Oh, you want me to continue. Meh, maybe after lunch.

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh, you want me to continue. Meh, maybe after lunch.
cool, you do that

hysterical

More

Originally posted by Syren
hysterical

More

You notice how they never add us?schmoll

lol. can i be in part 2?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You notice how they never add us?schmoll
sexist pigs

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You notice how they never add us?schmoll

Ha! You think there'd be any gunfire if we were involved? eyes

lol

Originally posted by Syren
Ha! You think there'd be any gunfire if we were involved? eyes

Yeah cause they'd kill each other to be with us.eyes

....hmm

Mist: Moose, what are you laughing at?
Moose: Vinny got shot.
Mist: HAHAHAHAHA!
Maynard: HAHAHAHAHA!
Bardock: HAHAHAHAHA!

Vinny: *wailing over mic* That's not funny!

Mist: You know what's funny, Vinny? I bet Lethal you'd get shot! She owes me $4!
Moose: You what? Lemme pay her tab.
Mist: Whatcha gonna do, Moose, pay for a lady and get her good and mad for thinking she's helpless?
Moose: Whatcha gonna do, Michael, not pay for a lady and get her good and mad for being grossly inconsiderate?

*loud silence*

Bardock: Guys, cool, it, we got hostiles.
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Mist: Guys, hang on.
Moose: What now?
Mist: I have to shat on a tree.

Moose: What?!
Bardock: Oh, for the love of God.
Maynard: Jesus Christ!
Moose: Again? You took some laxatives before we left.

Mist: Guys, I'm serious, if I don't go now I'll just drop my combat fatigues and drop a big steaming lo -

Moose: There's a bush in there, just hurry up.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You notice how they never add us?schmoll

pfft

Originally posted by silver_tears
pfft

I've been using that one lately too.

I'm going to get on GRAW and destroy you 13


vin

Originally posted by DarkC
Ken: Okay, we got hostiles at about twenty meters.
Rogue Jedi: Confirm that, they haven't seen us yet.
Ken: Hold your fire, wait for team two to get into position.
Impediment: Holding.
Ken:...
Ken: Vinny, what the f*ck? Get out of the open, you're visible!
Vinny: Shit, sorry. Gotta tie up the old shoelace, you know.
Ken: Why didn't you stick to Velcro like command told you?
Vinny: Velcro is for babies.
Impediment: Perfect for you then, hahahaha!
*snickering is heard*
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Ken: Get under cover, now.
Vinny: One sec.

*two single shots are fired, followed by the clatter of automatic fire*

Vinny: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHH! HIT! HIT!
Rogue Jedi: Jesus Christ!
Impediment: F*cking hell!
Ken: Vinny, you idiot! Someone get him!
Impediment: Negative, too much supressing fire!
Rogue Jedi: Ken, give me a smoke grenade, I'll run out and drag him here.

*grenade is tossed*

Ken: Oops.
Impediment: Shit! Cover!
Rogue Jedi: The f***ing canisters are antipersonnel! The round ones are smokes!

*loud explosion*

Vinny: *wailing piteously*

*another grenade is tossed and smoke starts billowing.*
Rogue Jedi: Alright, Vinny, you're gonna be just fine, lemme get out a bandage.
Vinny: Uaaaaghhh, I'm gonna die!!
Ken: Team two, it's Ken, how you guys getting along?

--

Da Moose: Yeah, we're good. Slow progress but stable so far, what about you?
Ken: Vinny got shot, but he seems to be o -
Da Moose: Hahahahaha! Pardon my stupidity but is that counterstrike?

Nicely done, David!!

clapping

(add me )

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I've been using that one lately too.

Whoever made/uploaded it will be muh babies' daddy. vin
Unless it was a chick, then well good on you.

Sulfer_teerz...dd

Originally posted by Thorinn
Sulfer_teerz...dd

Yes ****? 13

You forgot the **. nahuh

erm, Thorinn? your sig still has Cain Marko written on it :s

*Moose hands Mist $4*
Mist: Thanks.
Moose: Don't mention it, bro. Think it'll score points with Femme?
Mist: Oh, sure. Sure.

----
Officer HQ, 1630 Hours

LethalFemme: How do you think the boys are doing?
Syren: Oh, the rest are fine, I just worry about Vinny. Poor little mite, they never should have let him on this crazy mission.
LethalFemme: Now that you mention it, I do feel kind of guilty about ordering them on this mission. They didn't seem to like taking cues from a woman.
Syren: Tchah! Men for you! What do you expect?
LethalFemme: I actually have a bet going right now with Michael.
Syren: Oh? *sips coffee*
LethalFemme: Yeah, if Vinny gets shot I owe him four dollars.
Syren: Seems a little harsh, hmm?
LethalFemme: He'll probably get shot anyways.
Syren: Knowing Moose, he'll probably offer to pay the tab.
LethalFemme: You think so?
Syren: Well, he's nice like that.
LethalFemme: Damn it, I hate being treated like a little girl. It's only four dollars, if he does it again I'm slapping him.

Thanks for letting me whore out your sig Cain.

Originally posted by Thorinn
You forgot the **. nahuh

You haven't earned those yet today. pfft

Originally posted by Thorinn
Thanks for letting me whore out your sig Cain.
i spotted that after i posted :$ damn my ignorance! damn it to hell!!

Originally posted by silver_tears
You haven't earned those yet today. pfft What must I do master??? ddOriginally posted by LifeInSepia
i spotted that after i posted :$ damn my ignorance! damn it to hell!! *damns you to hellermmhappy

Originally posted by DarkC
*Moose hands Mist $4*
Mist: Thanks.
Moose: Don't mention it, bro. Think it'll score points with Femme?
Mist: Oh, sure. Sure.

----
Officer HQ, 1630 Hours

LethalFemme: How do you think the boys are doing?
Syren: Oh, the rest are fine, I just worry about Vinny. Poor little mite, they never should have let him on this crazy mission.
LethalFemme: Now that you mention it, I do feel kind of guilty about ordering them on this mission. They didn't seem to like taking cues from a woman.
Syren: Tchah! Men for you! What do you expect?
LethalFemme: I actually have a bet going right now with Michael.
Syren: Oh? *sips coffee*
LethalFemme: Yeah, if Vinny gets shot I owe him four dollars.
Syren: Seems a little harsh, hmm?
LethalFemme: He'll probably get shot anyways.
Syren: Knowing Moose, he'll probably offer to pay the tab.
LethalFemme: You think so?
Syren: Well, he's nice like that.
LethalFemme: Damn it, I hate being treated like a little girl. It's only four dollars, if he does it again I'm slapping him.



LOVE IT droolio

Set up another thread without all the nasty chat, I would so link you in my sig

Originally posted by DarkC
*Moose hands Mist $4*
Mist: Thanks.
Moose: Don't mention it, bro. Think it'll score points with Femme?
Mist: Oh, sure. Sure.

----
Officer HQ, 1630 Hours

LethalFemme: How do you think the boys are doing?
Syren: Oh, the rest are fine, I just worry about Vinny. Poor little mite, they never should have let him on this crazy mission.
LethalFemme: Now that you mention it, I do feel kind of guilty about ordering them on this mission. They didn't seem to like taking cues from a woman.
Syren: Tchah! Men for you! What do you expect?
LethalFemme: I actually have a bet going right now with Michael.
Syren: Oh? *sips coffee*
LethalFemme: Yeah, if Vinny gets shot I owe him four dollars.
Syren: Seems a little harsh, hmm?
LethalFemme: He'll probably get shot anyways.
Syren: Knowing Moose, he'll probably offer to pay the tab.
LethalFemme: You think so?
Syren: Well, he's nice like that.
LethalFemme: Damn it, I hate being treated like a little girl. It's only four dollars, if he does it again I'm slapping him.

Originally posted by DarkC
*Moose hands Mist $4*
Mist: Thanks.
Moose: Don't mention it, bro. Think it'll score points with Femme?
Mist: Oh, sure. Sure.

----
Officer HQ, 1630 Hours

LethalFemme: How do you think the boys are doing?
Syren: Oh, the rest are fine, I just worry about Vinny. Poor little mite, they never should have let him on this crazy mission.
LethalFemme: Now that you mention it, I do feel kind of guilty about ordering them on this mission. They didn't seem to like taking cues from a woman.
Syren: Tchah! Men for you! What do you expect?
LethalFemme: I actually have a bet going right now with Michael.
Syren: Oh? *sips coffee*
LethalFemme: Yeah, if Vinny gets shot I owe him four dollars.
Syren: Seems a little harsh, hmm?
LethalFemme: He'll probably get shot anyways.
Syren: Knowing Moose, he'll probably offer to pay the tab.
LethalFemme: You think so?
Syren: Well, he's nice like that.
LethalFemme: Damn it, I hate being treated like a little girl. It's only four dollars, if he does it again I'm slapping him.

Originally posted by Syren


LOVE IT droolio

Set up another thread without all the nasty chat, I would so link you in my sig
Too lazy. cry




-------
Ken: Moose, if you're coming you'd better make it quick, we're under pretty heavy supression here.
Moose: Alright, alright.

*Austin Powers cell phone tone*

Ken: ...who the f*** brought a cellphone on a mission?
Impediment: Er, haha, me. My girl likes to keep in touch.
Ken: But -
Impediment: Hey hon, how are you? How's our girl?

BlackSunshine: Hi, baby. I'm good, Madi's asleep. How's your mission?
Impediment: Oh, it's great! Except for the fact that Ken's making things miserable for me and that Vinny got shot in the knee.
BlackSunshine: Awww, poor boy. Is he okay?
Impediment: Vinny, Sunshine wants to know how yo -

Vinny:*screaming in direction of phone* NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

BlackSunshine: Well, tell him to suck it up, he's a big boy now.
Impediment: Yeah, I will. Listen, I gotta go now, Ken's yelling at me and we're getting shot at. Bye!

Rogue Jedi: Say, mate, could I borrow that cell off of you? Gotta check on Fallen.
Ken: *points pistol at RJ*
Rogue Jedi: Or not. *sigh*
Impediment: The hell is that smell?

---
Mist: Oh, that feels so much better! Yeaaaahhhh!

Maynard: God, you can smell it from here, twenty meters away.
Moose: Like bear scat mixed with cigarette ashes.
Bardock: Out of all the constipated people in the word, only our Mist enjoys it.
Moose: Done, Mist?
Mist: Yeah.

hysterical

ghost recon?

yep yep

Originally posted by DarkC
Too lazy. cry




-------
Ken: Moose, if you're coming you'd better make it quick, we're under pretty heavy supression here.
Moose: Alright, alright.

*Austin Powers cell phone tone*

Ken: ...who the f*** brought a cellphone on a mission?
Impediment: Er, haha, me. My girl likes to keep in touch.
Ken: But -
Impediment: Hey hon, how are you? How's our girl?

BlackSunshine: Hi, baby. I'm good, Madi's asleep. How's your mission?
Impediment: Oh, it's great! Except for the fact that Ken's making things miserable for me and that Vinny got shot in the knee.
BlackSunshine: Awww, poor boy. Is he okay?
Impediment: Vinny, Sunshine wants to know how yo -

Vinny:*screaming in direction of phone* NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

BlackSunshine: Well, tell him to suck it up, he's a big boy now.
Impediment: Yeah, I will. Listen, I gotta go now, Ken's yelling at me and we're getting shot at. Bye!

Rogue Jedi: Say, mate, could I borrow that cell off of you? Gotta check on Fallen.
Ken: *points pistol at RJ*
Rogue Jedi: Or not. *sigh*
Impediment: The hell is that smell?

---
Mist: Oh, that feels so much better! Yeaaaahhhh!

Maynard: God, you can smell it from here, twenty meters away.
Moose: Like bear scat mixed with cigarette ashes.
Bardock: Out of all the constipated people in the word, only our Mist enjoys it.
Moose: Done, Mist?
Mist: Yeah.
hysterical


why am i still not in it cry

Kaya, you so should be

Moose: Two frag grenades and follow up with single shots.
Mist: Ready.
Maynard: Ready.
Bardock: *flatulence*

*two explosions, three single gunshots*

Moose: They're down.
Mist: What's up with the gas pass, Bardock?
Bardock: Ate some eggs before we deployed.
Moose: Okay, one's position is about twenty meters down, about two blocks.

===
Vinny: *quiet crying*
Ken: I thought we gave him some painkillers and a mild dose of anesthesia, and he's still sobbing?
Impediment: Nah, I'd guess it was trauma or something.

*gunfire richochets*

Impediment: MOOOMMY!
Ken: Jeez.
Ken: Great, I think my gun's clogged with dust.
RJ: Should we radio HQ for some backup?
Ken: Think that would be a good idea.

===
*radio chattering*
LethalFemme: Check that.
Syren: Alrighty.
Syren: YEeeeeeeeeeeES?
Ken: Sy, it's Ken, we need 'copter backup downtown, it's getting hot here.
Syren: Ooh, are we in trouble?
Ken:....
Ken: Look, please just get the 'copter up.
Syren: *laugh* Alrighty, we'll see you in about fifteen, try to hang on.
Ken: Fifteen?! We don't ha -

*Syren closes the channel*

Syren: Ken wants us to help.
LethalFemme: Awww, I thought he was a big boy already.
*both giggle*

I was going to ask why I haven't been in one yet, but then I remembered I'm a pacifist vin

Originally posted by Syren
Kaya, you so should be
i'd so like to be

and hi

Hi wavey

David, I love it... hella cool

Originally posted by Syren
Hi wavey

David, I love it... hella cool

We're evillol

Originally posted by LethalFemme
We're evillol

We're female

True that.crylaugh

youpi

Who's gonna die next?selene

mwahaha

I put in a request ermm

I'm going to kill you David

Kenermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Kenermm

Ha, close. But not ermm

Originally posted by Syren
Hi wavey

David, I love it... hella cool



==
LethalFemme: I'll call up the backup guys. Who's our pilot?
Syren: Mr. Bacon.
Syren: *screams* KEVIN!

*no answer*

LethalFemme: No hon, you're not doing it right.
LethalFemme: *screams* BACON STRIP!!!!!!!!!!
Syren: *sniggering*

Bacon: Hmm?

LethalFemme: Get up and warm the copter up.
Bacon: Okay. Want me to turn the sex music on?
LethalFemme: ...
LethalFemme:
LethalFemme: Just go.
Bacon: Okay.

Kayakat: What's up, Sy?
Fianna: Yeah, you kind of called me right in the middle of brunch.
LethalFemme: It's 4:30PM and you're having brunch?
Fianna: Heehee, why not?
Syren: The story is, Ken got himself in trouble, Vinny got shot, and Moose is taking his time getting help, so it's kind of up to us.

Fianna: Hahahahahahaha!
Kayakat: Hahahahaheeheehee!

Fianna: Oh, I always knew that boy would screw up.
Kayakat: Spilled some lemonade all over my boobs the other day, not so sure it was by accident.

Syren: Bacon's warming the chopper up, let's suit up, get some guns, and board on.
Syren: Lethal, since you're numero uno in the ladies department, you get to mule the ammunition sacks.
LethalFemme: Oh, come on!

Originally posted by DarkC



==
LethalFemme: I'll call up the backup guys. Who's our pilot?
Syren: Mr. Bacon.
Syren: *screams* KEVIN!

*no answer*

LethalFemme: No hon, you're not doing it right.
LethalFemme: *screams* BACON STRIP!!!!!!!!!!
Syren: *sniggering*

Bacon: Hmm?

LethalFemme: Get up and warm the copter up.
Bacon: Okay. Want me to turn the sex music on?
LethalFemme: ...
LethalFemme:
LethalFemme: Just go.
Bacon: Okay.

Kayakat: What's up, Sy?
Fianna: Yeah, you kind of called me right in the middle of brunch.
LethalFemme: It's 4:30PM and you're having brunch?
Fianna: Heehee, why not?
Syren: The story is, Ken got himself in trouble, Vinny got shot, and Moose is taking his time getting help, so it's kind of up to us.

Fianna: Hahahahahahaha!
Kayakat: Hahahahaheeheehee!

Fianna: Oh, I always knew that boy would screw up.
Kayakat: Spilled some lemonade all over my boobs the other day, not so sure it was by accident.

Syren: Bacon's warming the chopper up, let's suit up, get some guns, and board on.
Syren: Lethal, since you're numero uno in the ladies department, you get to mule the ammunition sacks.
LethalFemme: Oh, come on!

That is SO ****ing melol

Originally posted by DarkC



==
LethalFemme: I'll call up the backup guys. Who's our pilot?
Syren: Mr. Bacon.
Syren: *screams* KEVIN!

*no answer*

LethalFemme: No hon, you're not doing it right.
LethalFemme: *screams* BACON STRIP!!!!!!!!!!
Syren: *sniggering*

Bacon: Hmm?

LethalFemme: Get up and warm the copter up.
Bacon: Okay. Want me to turn the sex music on?
LethalFemme: ...
LethalFemme:
LethalFemme: Just go.
Bacon: Okay.

Kayakat: What's up, Sy?
Fianna: Yeah, you kind of called me right in the middle of brunch.
LethalFemme: It's 4:30PM and you're having brunch?
Fianna: Heehee, why not?
Syren: The story is, Ken got himself in trouble, Vinny got shot, and Moose is taking his time getting help, so it's kind of up to us.

Fianna: Hahahahahahaha!
Kayakat: Hahahahaheeheehee!

Fianna: Oh, I always knew that boy would screw up.
Kayakat: Spilled some lemonade all over my boobs the other day, not so sure it was by accident.

Syren: Bacon's warming the chopper up, let's suit up, get some guns, and board on.
Syren: Lethal, since you're numero uno in the ladies department, you get to mule the ammunition sacks.
LethalFemme: Oh, come on!

yay i'm in it clapping
very funny

Awesome!!

Bacon: Windspeed, check...fuel, check. Starting the engines.
*engines roaring, liftoff*

Syren: Fi, you okay sweetie? You look a little pale.
Fianna: I'm afraid of heights.
Syren: Ah, well, just keep your head down; no one's going to push you.
LethalFemme: *mischeviously* Oh no! We're losing altitude!
Bacon: We're losing power, going down fast! Ahh!

Fianna: cry

LethalFemme: Sorry, hon..just playing.

Syren: Great, the least thing we need is a brain case in a helicopter flying to battle.
LethalFemme: Couldn't resist. doped

Syren: *sigh*
Syren: Who wants to operate the big machine gun?

LethalFemme: ME!
Kayakat: ME!

LethalFemme: Damn it. Purple nurple contest, whoever can hold out without screaming wins!
Kayakat: Go!

*both reach out, get a good grip and twist cruelly*

*helicopter dips dangerously*

Syren: *screams* Kevin! Concentrate on flying the plane!
Bacon: Sorry!

Kayakat: Aaaargh!
LethalFemme: Heehee, I win.
Kayakat: I swear, sweetie, you have a grip worse than a crawfish.

Originally posted by DarkC
Bacon: Windspeed, check...fuel, check. Starting the engines.
*engines roaring, liftoff*

Syren: Fi, you okay sweetie? You look a little pale.
Fianna: I'm afraid of heights.
Syren: Ah, well, just keep your head down; no one's going to push you.
LethalFemme: *mischeviously* Oh no! We're losing altitude!
Bacon: We're losing power, going down fast! Ahh!

Fianna: cry

LethalFemme: Sorry, hon..just playing.

Syren: Great, the least thing we need is a brain case in a helicopter flying to battle.
LethalFemme: Couldn't resist. doped

Syren: *sigh*
Syren: Who wants to operate the big machine gun?

LethalFemme: ME!
Kayakat: ME!

LethalFemme: Damn it. Purple nurple contest, whoever can hold out without screaming wins!
Kayakat: Go!

*both reach out, get a good grip and twist cruelly*

*helicopter dips dangerously*

Syren: *screams* Kevin! Concentrate on flying the plane!
Bacon: Sorry!

Kayakat: Aaaargh!
LethalFemme: Heehee, I win.
Kayakat: I swear, sweetie, you have a grip worse than a crawfish.

omg... hysterical

I think i'll make a drawing of your story

hysterical

I love how I'm in control mwahaha

Originally posted by DarkC
Bacon: Windspeed, check...fuel, check. Starting the engines.
*engines roaring, liftoff*

Syren: Fi, you okay sweetie? You look a little pale.
Fianna: I'm afraid of heights.
Syren: Ah, well, just keep your head down; no one's going to push you.
LethalFemme: *mischeviously* Oh no! We're losing altitude!
Bacon: We're losing power, going down fast! Ahh!

Fianna: cry

LethalFemme: Sorry, hon..just playing.

Syren: Great, the least thing we need is a brain case in a helicopter flying to battle.
LethalFemme: Couldn't resist. doped

Syren: *sigh*
Syren: Who wants to operate the big machine gun?

LethalFemme: ME!
Kayakat: ME!

LethalFemme: Damn it. Purple nurple contest, whoever can hold out without screaming wins!
Kayakat: Go!

*both reach out, get a good grip and twist cruelly*

*helicopter dips dangerously*

Syren: *screams* Kevin! Concentrate on flying the plane!
Bacon: Sorry!

Kayakat: Aaaargh!
LethalFemme: Heehee, I win.
Kayakat: I swear, sweetie, you have a grip worse than a crawfish.

I would do that.

David, this is hilarious

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I would do that.
Wait til' you start firing the thing.
Originally posted by Syren
David, this is hilarious
Thanks! hug

Thought you were going to bed?

Originally posted by DarkC
Wait til' you start firing the thing.

Thanks! hug

Thought you were going to bed?

Yeah, so I did try... but I can't relax. Been attempting to familiarise myself with my home study course today and it's damaged my braincells cry

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, so I did try... but I can't relax. Been attempting to familiarise myself with my home study course today and it's damaged my braincells cry
Oh, well. hmm I'd make you a cup of tea if I was there.

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh, well. hmm I'd make you a cup of tea if I was there.

I know you would... you're just so lovely hug

I think I'll make one for myself right now, and my mum too. You just made me feel generous

Originally posted by DarkC
Ken: Okay, we got hostiles at about twenty meters.
Rogue Jedi: Confirm that, they haven't seen us yet.
Ken: Hold your fire, wait for team two to get into position.
Impediment: Holding.
Ken:...
Ken: Vinny, what the f*ck? Get out of the open, you're visible!
Vinny: Shit, sorry. Gotta tie up the old shoelace, you know.
Ken: Why didn't you stick to Velcro like command told you?
Vinny: Velcro is for babies.
Impediment: Perfect for you then, hahahaha!
*snickering is heard*
http://www.pressstartonline.co.uk/assets/06_03_21_graw/screen2.jpg
Ken: Get under cover, now.
Vinny: One sec.

*two single shots are fired, followed by the clatter of automatic fire*

Vinny: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHH! HIT! HIT!
Rogue Jedi: Jesus Christ!
Impediment: F*cking hell!
Ken: Vinny, you idiot! Someone get him!
Impediment: Negative, too much supressing fire!
Rogue Jedi: Ken, give me a smoke grenade, I'll run out and drag him here.

*grenade is tossed*

Ken: Oops.
Impediment: Shit! Cover!
Rogue Jedi: The f***ing canisters are antipersonnel! The round ones are smokes!

*loud explosion*

Vinny: *wailing piteously*

*another grenade is tossed and smoke starts billowing.*
Rogue Jedi: Alright, Vinny, you're gonna be just fine, lemme get out a bandage.
Vinny: Uaaaaghhh, I'm gonna die!!
Ken: Team two, it's Ken, how you guys getting along?

--

Da Moose: Yeah, we're good. Slow progress but stable so far, what about you?
Ken: Vinny got shot, but he seems to be o -
Da Moose: Hahahahaha!

Boring afternoon in Calgary I take it?

Originally posted by Syren
I know you would... you're just so lovely hug

I think I'll make one for myself right now, and my mum too. You just made me feel generous
I have that effect on people.
Originally posted by BobbyD
Boring afternoon in Calgary I take it?
Yeah.

Originally posted by DarkC
I have that effect on people.

Yeah.

Go to a Flames game, DarkC!!!

Hockey rules!

Kinda tempted to bump another thread of mine, thanks for reminding me.

Let's see if I can find it...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Kenermm

You evil *****. ermm

Originally posted by Puzzle
You evil *****. ermm

I never said I wanted you to die.ermm

But you got me on the evil ***** part.selene

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I never said I wanted you to die.ermm

But you got me on the evil ***** part.selene

Good, cause I don't want to die. ermm

Sexy evil *****.

LethalFemme: *grins fiendishly*

Bacon: Closing in on target, guys. Ken's sending the interlink friend-or-foe tags and giving us the coords for their supressors, look lively.

*red dots and green squares begin to appear on heads up display*

LethalFemme: Oh, there's Moosey, I see him. HI SCOTT!!!
Syren: He can't hear you from here, honey.
LethalFemme: Is that so?
*LethalFemme racks a round into the chaingun*
http://www.armchairempire.com/images/Reviews/xbox-360/ghost-recon-advanced-warfighter/ghost-recon-advanced-warfighter-2.jpg

====

Mist: There's one of our choppers. Someone's waving at you, Moose.
Moose: I don't remember calling for backup.

*thunderous gunfire erupts*

Moose: WAAAAAAAGH!
Mist: AAAUUGH!
Maynard: EEEEEAAAAYYRRGH!
Bardock: AIIIEEEEEEEE!
Moose: Get under cover!

Originally posted by Puzzle
Good, cause I don't want to die. ermm

Sexy evil *****.

Good so we agree on that.ermm

Thank you for the correction.lf

Originally posted by DarkC
LethalFemme: *grins fiendishly*

Bacon: Closing in on target, guys. Ken's sending the interlink friend-or-foe tags and giving us the coords for their supressors, look lively.

*red dots and green squares begin to appear on heads up display*

LethalFemme: Oh, there's Moosey, I see him. HI SCOTT!!!
Syren: He can't hear you from here, honey.
LethalFemme: Is that so?
*LethalFemme racks a round into the chaingun*
http://www.armchairempire.com/images/Reviews/xbox-360/ghost-recon-advanced-warfighter/ghost-recon-advanced-warfighter-2.jpg

====

Mist: There's one of our choppers. Someone's waving at you, Moose.
Moose: I don't remember calling for backup.

*thunderous gunfire erupts*

Moose: WAAAAAAAGH!
Mist: AAAUUGH!
Maynard: EEEEEAAAAYYRRGH!
Bardock: AIIIEEEEEEEE!
Moose: Get under cover!

I love it.lol

*very large explosion*
LethalFemme: *screaming* Oh! Oohooh! Sy! I just blew up a car! Did you SEE that?
Syren: Yes, I did, hon. *plugs ears*
LethalFemme: *reaches over and grabs Bacon's headset*

LethalFemme: Hi, Moose!
Moose: *panting* Oh, Jesus Lord! That was you?
LethalFemme: Heehee, yes, did you enjoy that?

(Moose glances over at shellshocked teammates.)
Moose: No, no, and absolutely not.
LethalFemme: Okay! We're off to help One out. Oh, tell Mist that I'll pay him back when we're all at HQ.
Moose: I paid the tab for you, my dear.

*thunderous gunfire rips apart a tree and ravages a park bench*
Mist: What the f*** did you say to her, Moose?
Moose: I swear, I don't ****in' know!

*gunfire stops*

Originally posted by DarkC
*very large explosion*
LethalFemme: *screaming* Oh! Oohooh! Sy! I just blew up a car! Did you SEE that?
Syren: Yes, I did, hon. *plugs ears*
LethalFemme: *reaches over and grabs Bacon's headset*

LethalFemme: Hi, Moose!
Moose: *panting* Oh, Jesus Lord! That was you?
LethalFemme: Heehee, yes, did you enjoy that?

(Moose glances over at shellshocked teammates.)
Moose: No, no, and absolutely not.
LethalFemme: Okay! We're off to help One out. Oh, tell Mist that I'll pay him back when we're all at HQ.
Moose: I paid the tab for you, my dear.

*thunderous gunfire rips apart a tree and ravages a park bench*
Mist: What the f*** did you say to her, Moose?
Moose: I swear, I don't ****in' know!

*gunfire stops*

I'm so cruel and heartless. Thats nothing like me. I love when men pay for stuff.schmoll

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm so cruel and heartless. Thats nothing like me. I love when men pay for stuff.schmoll
Uncross your fingers.

good work ladies

gunsmilie

tomcat

oh

like my ride?

Originally posted by DarkC
Uncross your fingers.

Nevertongue12

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon


*touches*ninja2

Bacon: Coming about, brace for maneuvering.
Fianna: *throws up*

Syren: Gah!
Bacon: Ahhh!
Kayakat: Eeee!

LethalFemme: *giggles*

Syren: Sweetie, you don't find that gross at all? You got the worst of it, it's on your ass.
LethalFemme: Hmm, what?
Bacon: I can wipe it off.
Syren:
Syren: There they are, get their attention, Femme.
LethalFemme: With pleasure.
http://mediaserver.boonty.com/gamesimages/2000_fr_sc2.jpg
Ken: There they a -
*bullet ricochets*
Ken: JESUS!
Ken: Femme, you realise how high those bullets are in caliber?!
LethalFemme: Sy did it.
Syren: I didn't mean that way. Go ahead and open fire.

*deafening gunfire erupts and sprays blood over the hostiles*
LethalFemme: AAAaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahhaaaahahahahaha....

*insane laughter*

LethalFemme: Ooooohhhhhh, oh.
Syren: Okay, it looks clear.
LethalFemme: Sy....
Syren: What?
LethalFemme: I think I just had an orgasm.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
*touches*ninja2
oh the shifty ninja ninja2

Originally posted by DarkC

LethalFemme: I think I just had an orgasm.

crylaugh

Originally posted by DarkC
Too lazy. cry




-------
Ken: Moose, if you're coming you'd better make it quick, we're under pretty heavy supression here.
Moose: Alright, alright.

*Austin Powers cell phone tone*

Ken: ...who the f*** brought a cellphone on a mission?
Impediment: Er, haha, me. My girl likes to keep in touch.
Ken: But -
Impediment: Hey hon, how are you? How's our girl?

BlackSunshine: Hi, baby. I'm good, Madi's asleep. How's your mission?
Impediment: Oh, it's great! Except for the fact that Ken's making things miserable for me and that Vinny got shot in the knee.
BlackSunshine: Awww, poor boy. Is he okay?
Impediment: Vinny, Sunshine wants to know how yo -

Vinny:*screaming in direction of phone* NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

BlackSunshine: Well, tell him to suck it up, he's a big boy now.
Impediment: Yeah, I will. Listen, I gotta go now, Ken's yelling at me and we're getting shot at. Bye!

Rogue Jedi: Say, mate, could I borrow that cell off of you? Gotta check on Fallen.
Ken: *points pistol at RJ*
Rogue Jedi: Or not. *sigh*
Impediment: The hell is that smell?

---
Mist: Oh, that feels so much better! Yeaaaahhhh!

Maynard: God, you can smell it from here, twenty meters away.
Moose: Like bear scat mixed with cigarette ashes.
Bardock: Out of all the constipated people in the word, only our Mist enjoys it.
Moose: Done, Mist?
Mist: Yeah.


i get ONE mention and not even a line? schmoll you're lucky i'm m feeling nice today. disgust


yes, that was a request.

Why is the most violent and nutty female on this site (ie me) not in this? ermm

hilarious though

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i get ONE mention and not even a line? schmoll you're lucky i'm m feeling nice today. disgust


yes, that was a request.
You're in tomorrow's, Lana too.

It's SW and you're both fans, so.

clapping

All that was taken out of context.schmoll

Originally posted by DarkC
You're in tomorrow's, Lana too.

It's SW and you're both fans, so.
put me in the one with FJ?

This is funny sh*t(excuse me sorry)...

roflmao!

i doubt i could be in there, but is it possible that you try or something...

Originally posted by DarkC

LethalFemme: Sy....
Syren: What?
LethalFemme: I think I just had an orgasm.

hilarious. funniest thing yet.

Originally posted by DarkC
You're in tomorrow's, Lana too.

It's SW and you're both fans, so.

w00t!

I mean...

We damn well better be queen

w00t

*opening scene is of a war-torn atmopsheric ship-to-ship battle between the Trade Federation and the Republic*

*two small Jedi starfighters detach from the battle, arcing under a hull and use afterburners to rocket out.*

Rogue Jedi: Okay, we got a bogey incoming, two. No, make it the round half dozen. Three o'clock.
Mist: I see them too.
RJ: We're going to need a bit of help on this, try hailing Bravo Three on SHIPCOM.
Mist: Yes, master.

http://employees.csbsju.edu/rsorensen/modelcitizen/workbench/SWars/3-RS/Vulture/droids2.jpg

Strangelove: Yo-yo-yo, welcome to the west side, buddy!
Mist: Yo yo yo, Bravo Three leader. What's happenin', bro?
Strangelove: You tell me, homie.
Mist: We got apples and bears on the noggin, come and dish 'em a good and loud smackin'.
Strangelove: On our way. Yo fellas, let's kick it to the shiz!

*radio silence*
RJ: What the hell has gotten into the clones?
Mist: I don't mind the gangsta talk, it's kinda funny.
RJ: That was half gangsta and half terribly British English. "Apples and Bears"?
RJ: Ever since JacopeX got hired as a cloning supervisor they've been like this. It's complete bullshit. What'll my girl say?
Mist: Call her and find out, master.
RJ: Not now.

*aerial dogfight ensues.*

RJ: I think I'm a little sick.
Mist: Suck it up like a MAN, master.
RJ: Flying is for the damned droids. They can suck my wang, for all I care.
Mist: I'll take a picture and send it to Fallen.
RJ: Hahahahahaaha!
Mist: Hahahahahahaha!
RJ: That wasn't funny.


*RJ swerves to avoid a piece of debris.*
RJ: Goddamn Jedi order! You'd think they'd have the brains to put airsickness bags under the seat.


*cloud of machinery heads their way*
RJ: O-shit-o-shit-o-shat!
RJ: Buzz droids!

*buzz droids squawk and start messing with RJ's starfighter*

RJ: Mist, just get on out of here and rescue the chancellor.
http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content05/mini-aercam-buzzdroid.jpg

*Simple Plan's Perfect starts playing over the COM*

RJ: AAAAAARGH! NO! GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Mist: *giggling*
Mist: Hold still, hold still.

*Mist takes a shot.*
RJ: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH! AAAAHH! AHH! AHHHHHHH!
Mist: I got them off of you, master.
RJ: YOU ALSO BLEW HALF MY ****ING RIGHT WING OFF! IDIOT BOY!
RJ: CRAZY HOTSHOT APPRENTICES! ALWAYS THINK THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND THEM!
Mist: It's nothing like that, I'll get under you and guide you in.
RJ: I WILL SUE YOUR ASS!
Mist: You know -
RJ: SUE!
Mist: - you really should -
RJ: YO'!
Mist: - calm down, Master.
RJ: *accidentally toggles mic button* ASS!
Mist:
Mist: You realise you just broadcasted the word "ASS!" to the Trade Federation and the Republic, right? That was FLEETCOM you just toggled.
RJ: Eh, they can lick mine.

*awaits appearance*lf

Haha, I'm a gangsta

Damn, it got moved. disgust

Originally posted by Syren
hysterical

More

RJ: You owe me a copy of The Beach Boys: Greatest Hits.
Mist: HAHAHAHA! Bravo Three, you get that?
Strangelove: Sure did, homie.

Mist: *wobbly falsetto* noteI wish they all could be California...giiiiiiirls! note
Strangelove: Hawhawhawhawhaw!

RJ: *sigh*

Mist: Alright, master, magnetic docking points are good, we're taking you in.
RJ: Idiot! Have you realised their shields are up?!
Mist: Really?
RJ: Bravo Three, see if you can take out their fighter bay shield generators.
Strangelove: Sure can do, homey!

*rockets are fired, the shields go down*

*the doors start closing rapidly*

RJ: *feral screaming*
Mist: *feral screaming*

RJ: We're not going to make it!
Mist: We're going to make it!
RJ: We're not going to make it!
Mist: We're going to make it!
Mist: We're not going to make it!

*large, ear-rending screech of metal on steel as the ship barely lands*

RJ: cry No more flying. Make it stop.
Mist: Wooooo! Yeah, that was awesome. Let's do that again.
RJ: *speaking in tongues*

Mist: *gets out cellphone*
Mist: Hey baby!
LethalFemme: What?
LethalFemme: Why are you calling me, Mist? I thought you were supposed to rescue someone.
Mist: I did, but man, I just did the coolest maneuver eeeeeever! You should have been here! RJ! Talk to me, man!
LethalFemme: *sigh* How is he?
Mist: I think he's in shock. But yeah, lemme get a picture of our fighters.

*Mist clicks camera phone*

LethalFemme: reeve
LethalFemme: How the bloody hell did you manage to land that thing, let alone in a TF fighter bay?
Mist: I'm good.
LethalFemme: Keep dreaming, hon.
Mist: Wait, wait, wait. I gotta show you RJ's face.

*Mist clicks camera phone again*
LethalFemme:
LethalFemme: He looks like someone just froze his genitals solid or something.

lol. you shold have stuck with the GR plot! that was awsome!

Originally posted by DarkC
RJ: You owe me a copy of The Beach Boys: Greatest Hits.
Mist: HAHAHAHA! Bravo Three, you get that?
Strangelove: Sure did, homie.

Mist: *wobbly falsetto* noteI wish they all could be California...giiiiiiirls! note
Strangelove: Hawhawhawhawhaw!

RJ: *sigh*

Mist: Alright, master, magnetic docking points are good, we're taking you in.
RJ: Idiot! Have you realised their shields are up?!
Mist: Really?
RJ: Bravo Three, see if you can take out their fighter bay shield generators.
Strangelove: Sure can do, homey!

*rockets are fired, the shields go down*

*the doors start closing rapidly*

RJ: *feral screaming*
Mist: *feral screaming*

RJ: We're not going to make it!
Mist: We're going to make it!
RJ: We're not going to make it!
Mist: We're going to make it!
Mist: We're not going to make it!

*large, ear-rending screech of metal on steel as the ship barely lands*

RJ: cry No more flying. Make it stop.
Mist: Wooooo! Yeah, that was awesome. Let's do that again.
RJ: *speaking in tongues*

Mist: *gets out cellphone*
Mist: Hey baby!
LethalFemme: What?
LethalFemme: Why are you calling me, Mist? I thought you were supposed to rescue someone.
Mist: I did, but man, I just did the coolest maneuver eeeeeever! You should have been here! RJ! Talk to me, man!
LethalFemme: *sigh* How is he?
Mist: I think he's in shock. But yeah, lemme get a picture of our fighters.

*Mist clicks camera phone*

LethalFemme: reeve
LethalFemme: How the bloody hell did you manage to land that thing, let alone in a TF fighter bay?
Mist: I'm good.
LethalFemme: Keep dreaming, hon.
Mist: Wait, wait, wait. I gotta show you RJ's face.

*Mist clicks camera phone again*
LethalFemme:
LethalFemme: He looks like someone just froze his genitals solid or something.

crylaugh

Mist: Still in shock. Oh well, he'll snap out of it.

*thirty seconds of face-smacking*

Mist: Or not.
LethalFemme: Well, I might have a remedy.
Mist: Fire away.
LethalFemme: Grab his balls and twist them, like, really hard.
LethalFemme: It works.
Mist:
Mist: And who have you tried this on?
LethalFemme: That's for me to know.
Mist: Okay, here goes.
Mist: Don't tell anyone about this, okay?
LethalFemme: Okay, just send me a picture of you doing it and I'll shut up.

*Mist shakes his head and gets a good grip, and clicks the camera.*

LethalFemme: Heeheheeheeeheeheeheehee!
LethalFemme: You just made my day.
Mist: Great, now just keep quiet about this.

*squeeze, twist*

RJ: WAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAARRRRGHH!
RJ: What the HELL was that?!
Mist: Femme's idea.
RJ: *pained blabbering* Oh, jesus. Even vise clamps have more mercy than you just did.
Mist: It was necessary.

LethalFemme: Hi, hon!
Syren: Hello dear, how's it going?
LethalFemme: Not much, just got a call from Mist and Rogue, they crash landed inside a TF cruiser.
Syren: Good for them!
LethalFemme: Yeah, I'll send you a few pictures.

LethalFemme: Their ships...
Syren: Good god, that thing could fly?
LethalFemme: RJ looking stoned...
Syren:
LethalFemme: And man on man.
Syren: I don't know whether to laugh or to masturbate.
Syren: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

i like.... but euh.... where am i doped

Originally posted by DarkC
Mist: Still in shock. Oh well, he'll snap out of it.

*thirty seconds of face-smacking*

Mist: Or not.
LethalFemme: Well, I might have a remedy.
Mist: Fire away.
LethalFemme: Grab his balls and twist them, like, really hard.
LethalFemme: It works.
Mist:
Mist: And who have you tried this on?
LethalFemme: That's for me to know.
Mist: Okay, here goes.
Mist: Don't tell anyone about this, okay?
LethalFemme: Okay, just send me a picture of you doing it and I'll shut up.

*Mist shakes his head and gets a good grip, and clicks the camera.*

LethalFemme: Heeheheeheeeheeheeheehee!
LethalFemme: You just made my day.
Mist: Great, now just keep quiet about this.

*squeeze, twist*

RJ: WAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAARRRRGHH!
RJ: What the HELL was that?!
Mist: Femme's idea.
RJ: *pained blabbering* Oh, jesus. Even vise clamps have more mercy than you just did.
Mist: It was necessary.

LethalFemme: Hi, hon!
Syren: Hello dear, how's it going?
LethalFemme: Not much, just got a call from Mist and Rogue, they crash landed inside a TF cruiser.
Syren: Good for them!
LethalFemme: Yeah, I'll send you a few pictures.

LethalFemme: Their ships...
Syren: Good god, that thing could fly?
LethalFemme: RJ looking stoned...
Syren:
LethalFemme: And man on man.
Syren: I don't know whether to laugh or to masturbate.
Syren: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm evillol

RJ: Jesus. *cradling groin*
Mist: I'll pretend I didn't enjoy it.
RJ:
Mist: Hahahaha...just kidding, jeez.
RJ: I'm telling Master Ladyluck on you.
Mist: "Miss them, do not. Regret it, do not." Screw her.
RJ: HEY!

---

Mist: What now?
RJ: We need to find out where this so called Chancellor is.
RJ: R-tard, go tap into the ship's security systems and find out where Chancellor what's his face is.

*R2D2 chirps dutifully*

Mist: Why'd you call him R-tard?
RJ: He's a robot, he doesn't have feelings, stop trying to defend him.
Mist: He's a good friend of mine, shut up!
RJ: You're friends with a robot.
RJ: *obnoxious laughter*

*metallic footsteps*
Mist: We got battle droids in the house.
*lightsabers ignite*
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/star_wars__episode_iii___revenge_of_the_sith/_group_photos/ewan_mcgregor3.jpg
RJ: We got the force on our side, it's cool.
RJ: Hey, you! *points at nearest one*

T827: What?

*RJ flashes the middle finger and everything goes flying*
RJ: Oh dear, it does seem less accurate using a rude sign than the palm of your hand.

*R2D2 gets up groggily*
Mist: Meanie, you knocked R-tard out. I mean R2D2. I mean......R2D2.
RJ: Hahahahahaha...
Mist: Elevator's up, let's go.

(Five minutes later)

Mist: Look, there he is.
*Chairs swivels around to reveal a rather bad-tempered Lana.*
Mist: Uh.......I stand.....corrected.
RJ: Where's the chancellor?

Lana: That would be me.
RJ: But...but....
Lana: What were you expecting, an evil old man?
RJ: Well -
Lana: Do I smell old to you?
RJ: I -
Lana: Do I look wrinkled?
RJ: Uh -
Lana: And most of all, I have boobs! BOOBS!
Mist: We can see that, we're here to get you outta here.
http://static.flickr.com/11/14308742_c7f4b7b838_m.jpg
Lana: It took you long enough, the time I was here I couldn't get up to move. I've shat myself five times and wet myself seven.
Mist:
RJ:

*both the Jedi take a deep breath and hold it*

Lana: Guys, guys, I was just kidding. But yeah, I'd really like to go to the bathroom nonetheless. Get me outta here.

Originally posted by DarkC

Lana: And most of all, I have boobs! BOOBS!


lol

Tired Hiker: *clears throat*

Mist: Ahhhh, Darth Hiker.
RJ: We meet again.

Lana: You can't defeat him. He's a shit lord.

Mist: Chancellor Lana....shit lords are our specialty.
Hiker: Your lightsabers, please. Don't want to make a mess in front of the chancellor, do we?
Mist: Yes, actually, we do!

*Mist force-pushes the room until it's a sloppy mess.*

Mist: Suck on that, Darth Wanker.
RJ: Hahahahahaha.
Hiker: I've been looking forward to this.
RJ: I'm sure you have, you sick pedophile.

*Mist's cell rings*

Hiker: What the - ?
RJ: *sigh*
Lana:

Mist: Hello?
Kayakat: Hey baby!
Mist: *turns bright red*
Kayakat: I saw the picture.
Mist: Oh-h-haaawww.
Kayakat: Yep yep! It's sooo cute!
Kayakat: You look like you're enjo -

*Mist hangs up*
RJ: Who was it.
Mist: Nothing.
Mist: I'll kill her.

I pee'd a little ermm

Woohoo, I'm an evil Sith Lord in disguise! lol

i am a star!! where the hell is fj?

I call Windu. ermm

now that i think about it, where is Rex?

Originally posted by Captain REX
I call Windu. ermm

Haha I get to pwn joo ermm

i just realized i am Mist's master. do my dishes, padawan *****.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i just realized i am Mist's master. do my dishes, padawan *****.

You may be his master but I've been manipulating him to the dark side for years doped

but he is doing MY dishes. jealous?

I get to end up killing everyone

and then you have to wash my X wing, *****.

Originally posted by Lana
Woohoo, I'm an evil Sith Lord in disguise! lol
"Shit" lord, I believe I put it.


I see the Star Wars fans seem to be enjoying this. Wait til' they get to Grievous.


"Next episode, on Exclamation Mark......"

will i get to be in the next one too?

Just hurry up already nahuh

Ps, who's Padme?naughty

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
will i get to be in the next one too?
Yeah. I'm not finished KMC-ROTS yet.

Originally posted by DarkC
The one who told you to squeeze RJ's manhood.

Scorew00t

cya.

Originally posted by DarkC
Yeah.



Too busy to post today, check back tomorrow.

So.....theres gonna be a lengthy sex scene right...lookaround

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i am a star!! where the hell is fj?

david is just upset because i refuse to tell him what my bra size is. schmoll

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
david is just upset because i refuse to tell him what my bra size is. schmoll
*taps foot*

i believe today is december the 62nd

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
david is just upset because i refuse to tell him what my bra size is. schmoll Hello number 4

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
*taps foot*

i believe today is december the 62nd

can't i just bribe you with a make out session?

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Hello number 4

#4? shock you said i was the only one last night.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
can't i just bribe you with a make out session?



#4? shock you said i was the only one last night.
not this time sweetheart

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
can't i just bribe you with a make out session?



#4? shock you said i was the only one last night. You were the only one available last night ermm

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
not this time sweetheart

fine. i'll send you one of my bras. weep

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
You were the only one available last night ermm

its because i got to everyone else before you did. dodgy i have quite an appetite. blush2

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
fine. i'll send you one of my bras. weep



its because i got to everyone else before you did. dodgy i have quite an appetite. blush2 Oh golly, how can you do all that and still be able to perform for me like you did last night? shock_oh

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
fine. i'll send you one of my bras. weep



its because i got to everyone else before you did. dodgy i have quite an appetite. blush2
not gonna do it sweetie

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Oh golly, how can you do all that and still be able to perform for me like you did last night? shock_oh

its a gift, i guess. eyes

besides, its part of my daily work out routine.

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
not gonna do it sweetie

don't sweetie me. schmoll

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
its a gift, i guess. eyes

besides, its part of my daily work out routine.



don't sweetie me. schmoll
youre 3 weeks late, just one pic fj

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
its a gift, i guess. eyes

besides, its part of my daily work out routine.



don't sweetie me. schmoll Daily? shock

But that was our first time?

I love the SW/GR collaboration (it is GR, right? shrug )