War Hulk vs. Squirrel Girl

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SpunkySmurph
So...

I was bored...

And I felt like having some fun... shifty

Battle takes place on a huge, empty, desolate planet.

It's the nuttiest member of the GLA vs. The Celestial-tech-amped-Hulk

Who wins? smile

Soleran
Based solely on feats I am picking squirrel girl 9/10.

Badabing
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
So...

I was bored...

And I felt like having some fun... shifty

Battle takes place on a huge, empty, desolate planet.

It's the nuttiest member of the GLA vs. The Celestial-tech-amped-Hulk

Who wins? smile
This is the definition of a SPITE thread. mad

eek2 wacko eer blink What the f**k? shocking

NiņoAraņa
laughing Originally posted by Soleran
Based solely on feats I am picking squirrel girl 9/10. laughing sadly enough

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
So...

I was bored...

And I felt like having some fun... shifty

Battle takes place on a huge, empty, desolate planet.

It's the nuttiest member of the GLA vs. The Celestial-tech-amped-Hulk

Who wins? smile

A person who has the power and brains to take down people like doom and Thanos against Hulk . . . utter and complete spite

Hulk gets wrecked

DevilGoblin
Hulk 100/100 with one finger and killing Sentry and Thor at the same time with another finger.

Rick/Genis
Dude you're SO a sock!

juggernaut66666
Interesting Hulk Rules All and xmeat are gone....
Guess who has arrived?eek! shifty

Soljer
War Hulk took out absorbing man.

Big ****ing deal.

Squirrel girl has beaten the likes of Thanos and Doom!

Rick/Genis
But Hulk >>>> Thanos

jgiant
squirrle girl is skyfather level right?

DevilGoblin
Originally posted by juggernaut66666
Interesting Hulk Rules All and xmeat are gone....
Guess who has arrived?eek! shifty

are you saying we are the same person ? laughing

you can't even see the difference between me, X Meat and Hulkrulesall

1) i'm the legendary Devil Hulk, i enter board where the hulk gets no respect

2) Hulkrulesall is the legendary poster of Alvaro's comic board (you can't beat him in a debate, he is above anyone else)

3) i don't know X Meat but he is one of the best posters here, and he is not even an hulk fan; his favourite char is Spiderman if i'm not wrong

(Juggy 66666 that's the first sign you're losing; a question for you: are you Goku555 from Comixestreme ?)

DevilGoblin
Originally posted by Soljer
War Hulk took out absorbing man.

Big ****ing deal.

Squirrel girl has beaten the likes of Thanos and Doom!

Warhulk stopped a running juggernaut and beat him in two panels.

Warhulk > Cyttorak's magic.

Warhulk >>>>Cyttorak's shield >>>> Thor's God Blast>>>> any version of Thanos

juggernaut66666
Originally posted by DevilGoblin
I'm the legendary Devil Hulk, i enter board where the hulk gets no respect
barkslaugh barkslaugh barkslaugh barkslaugh

SpunkySmurph
Squirrel Girl would pwn Juggs. no expression

Ptr_Grifin
Originally posted by DevilGoblin
Warhulk stopped a running juggernaut and beat him in two panels.

Warhulk > Cyttorak's magic.

Warhulk >>>>Cyttorak's shield >>>> Thor's God Blast>>>> any version of Thanos

Bullsh*t. War Hulk stopped Juggernaut's forward momentum. He DID NOT EVEN PUT A SCRATCH ON HIM.

Cyttorak >>>> any version of the Hulk.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by jgiant
squirrle girl is skyfather level right?

She a low level abstract. (seriously)

Soljer
Originally posted by DevilGoblin
Warhulk stopped a running juggernaut and beat him in two panels.

Warhulk > Cyttorak's magic.

Warhulk >>>>Cyttorak's shield >>>> Thor's God Blast>>>> any version of Thanos

War Hulk threw Juggernaut. A feat that Gladiator's done in the past.

And he didn't beat the Juggernaut - the Juggernaut wasn't even hurt.

guy222
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
So...

I was bored...

And I felt like having some fun... shifty

Battle takes place on a huge, empty, desolate planet.

It's the nuttiest member of the GLA vs. The Celestial-tech-amped-Hulk

Who wins? smile

WarHulk

Accel
Originally posted by Soljer
War Hulk threw Juggernaut. A feat that Gladiator's done in the past.

And he didn't beat the Juggernaut - the Juggernaut wasn't even hurt.
I'd say the fact that Juggernaut was not only stopped but pretty much handled throughout the whole fight is a good indication that he was losing.

Soljer
Originally posted by Accel
I'd say the fact that Juggernaut was not only stopped but pretty much handled throughout the whole fight is a good indication that he was losing.

By those terms, I can beat the SHIT out of a brick wall.

I mean, it'd never land a hit on me. I could totally dominate the fight.

Knock it over, land all the hits, push it around.

But in the end.....did I beat the brick wall? no

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Accel
I'd say the fact that Juggernaut was not only stopped but pretty much handled throughout the whole fight is a good indication that he was losing.

He didn't get stopped at any point in his fight with WarHulk

Accel
Originally posted by Soljer
By those terms, I can beat the SHIT out of a brick wall.

I mean, it'd never land a hit on me. I could totally dominate the fight.

Knock it over, land all the hits, push it around.

But in the end.....did I beat the brick wall? no
Which was nothing like this. Even if one person isn't hurt, I wouldn't consider it a stalemate at all if he basically become his opponent's living volleyball to be thrown and bounced around.

Accel
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
He didn't get stopped at any point in his fight with WarHulk
Yeah. He was. They show it there right on panel.

Soljer
Originally posted by Accel
Which was nothing like this. Even if one person isn't hurt, I wouldn't consider it a stalemate at all if he basically become his opponent's living volleyball to be thrown and bounced around.

....

Awesome, so I guess I kicked that brick wall's ass!

juggernaut66666
Originally posted by Accel
Which was nothing like this. Even if one person isn't hurt, I wouldn't consider it a stalemate at all if he basically become his opponent's living volleyball to be thrown and bounced around.
In that case Thanos has beaten the shit out of Champion with PG he just didn't feel it but Thanos won the fight.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Accel
Yeah. He was. They show it there right on panel.

No they show Hulk redirect his motion with a tentacle.

Soljer
Originally posted by Accel
Yeah. He was. They show it there right on panel.

Really? Show me.

All I saw was the Juggernaut pushing the Hulk for miles, right up until the Hulk throws Juggernaut with his tentacle-whip-thing.

Board Walker
Some one post the scans to War hulks battle with Juggs.

Accel
Originally posted by Soljer
....

Awesome, so I guess I kicked that brick wall's ass!
I think it's more like beating up a brick. Throw it around, stomp on it, whatever, and even if there's no notable damage on it, I'd say you dominated that fight.

Soljer
http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=the20incredible20hulk20te6.jpg
http://img79.imageshack.us/my.php?image=the20incredible20hulk20az2.jpg

I see War Hulk throwing Juggernaut with a nifty little tentacle.

Where is the stoppage?

Accel

juggernaut66666
Import stuff:

DevilHulk June 15th 2005 09:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SonicGoku
If this is current Juggernaut, Hulk wins solidly.

If this is classic Juggernaut, it's a 6/10 majority in Jugg's favor, because Juggernaut is the one with the completely unlimited supply of energy.

If this is 8th Day Juggernaut, it's a solid 8/10 majority for Juggy.

Trion Juggernaut takes this 11/10, as Hulk wouldn't have the ability to do anything to a Juggernaut that's so unstoppable he barrages through dimensional barriers...



why do you chose the Trion J and not War HUlk ? :banana:

ok WarHulk should own any Juggernaut 10/10

and if you want to compare the savage hulk and classic juggernaut see what happened against a common enemy :

Savage Hulk broke Onslaught's body-armour.
Classic Juggernaut has been owned by him.

so Savage Hulk >>>> Classic Juggernaut

WarHUlk 10/10
Mindlesshulk/ Onslaught's hulk 8/10
Savage Hulk 7/10
Mr Fixit-Gravage Hulk lose.

Soljer
Moving...moving....thrown.

I don't see stopped.

Board Walker
Originally posted by Soljer
http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=the20incredible20hulk20te6.jpg
http://img79.imageshack.us/my.php?image=the20incredible20hulk20az2.jpg

I see War Hulk throwing Juggernaut with a nifty little tentacle.

Where is the stoppage?

I guess that counts as stopping Juggs forward motion, because technically in order for Jugs to be thrown in what ever direction he was, he had to first stop moving forward, it is physics!

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Soljer
Moving...moving....thrown.

I don't see stopped.

He's confusing the dramatic pause in action during the romantic meeting of thier eyes with them stopping.

Soljer
Originally posted by Board Walker
I guess that counts as stopping Juggs forward motion, because technically in order for Jugs to be thrown in what ever direction he was, he had to first stop moving forward, it is physics!

Not really.

Vector components, add a horizontal component to a vector travelling vertically, you have an oblique vector.

It never stopped, it was simply redirected.

Accel
Originally posted by Soljer
Moving...moving....thrown.

I don't see stopped.
You see his foot no longer moving in the last pic I posted. What's there to debate?

Accel
Originally posted by Soljer
Not really.

Vector components, add a horizontal component to a vector travelling vertically, you have an oblique vector.

It never stopped, it was simply redirected.
He threw him miles and miles after he stopped him.

You really think Juggernaut's own momentum sent hiim flying that far?

xmeat
Originally posted by Soljer
War Hulk threw Juggernaut. A feat that Gladiator's done in the past.

And he didn't beat the Juggernaut - the Juggernaut wasn't even hurt. and just when did glad beat juggernaut other than in the cartoon.

NiņoAraņa
well enough about Juggs, we all know

SG>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Juggs>>>>>>>>>>Hulk

Soljer
Originally posted by Accel
You see his foot no longer moving in the last pic I posted. What's there to debate?

Wait....your comics actually MOVE? eek! When did they make those? Last I checked, there wasn't actual movement in ANY panel....

Originally posted by Accel
He threw him miles and miles after he stopped him.

You really think Juggernaut's own momentum sent hiim flying that far?

(1i + 0j) + (100i + 100j)

.....

Just because the Hulk added a large vector to the Juggernaut does not mean that he first had to decrease the Juggernaut's velocity.

NiņoAraņa
shifty

Soljer
Originally posted by xmeat
and just when did glad beat juggernaut other than in the cartoon.

Beat?

Gladiator's beaten Juggernaut as often as the Hulk has - never.

Gladiator threw the Juggernaut for miles in one of the comics. Scans were posted very recently.

xmeat
Originally posted by Soljer
Beat?

Gladiator's beaten Juggernaut as often as the Hulk has - never.

Gladiator threw the Juggernaut for miles in one of the comics. Scans were posted very recently. i like to see them.

SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by Soljer
(1i + 0j) + (100i + 100j)

.....

Just because the Hulk added a large vector to the Juggernaut does not mean that he first had to decrease the Juggernaut's velocity.

So, what your saying (in english) is...

It's if someone is walking towards where you are standing, and you move out of the way, and they walk past, and you push them from behind?

You never decresed their velocity, but you added to it...

Right? confused

Accel
Originally posted by Soljer
Wait....your comics actually MOVE? eek! When did they make those? Last I checked, there wasn't actual movement in ANY panel....

My comics move about as much as any body else comics.

In those first two panels, you can see the rocks on the grounds moving as Hulk's foot steamrolls them over, as well as the background lines indicating movement. Then, in the last panel there, you can clearly see that the rocks aren't budging, showing Hulk stopped him.

Soljer
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
So, what your saying (in english) is...

It's if someone is walking towards where you are standing, and you move out of the way, and they walk past, and you push them from behind?

You never decresed their velocity, but you added to it...

Right? confused

More or less.

smile.

draxx_tOfU
you can also note that as the tentacle reached Jugg's leg, his legs were already stationary...

DevilGoblin
Originally posted by Soljer
War Hulk threw Juggernaut. A feat that Gladiator's done in the past.

And he didn't beat the Juggernaut - the Juggernaut wasn't even hurt.

War could cut Juggy's head off. Rick Jones saved him.

again you proved to be a liar

War b-e-a-t Juggennaut in two panels. The truth hurts. Plot Devices saved his ass. Warhulk is celestial level.

draxx_tOfU
Originally posted by DevilGoblin
War could cut Juggy's head off. Rick Jones saved him.

again you proved to be a liar

War b-e-a-t Juggennaut in two panels. The truth hurts. Plot Devices saved his ass. Warhulk is celestial level.

stopping juggs does not make him celestial level, far from it...

Soljer
Originally posted by DevilGoblin
War could cut Juggy's head off. Rick Jones saved him.

again you proved to be a liar

War b-e-a-t Juggennaut in two panels. The truth hurts. Plot Devices saved his ass. Warhulk is celestial level.

War could cut Juggernaut's head off? Conjecture.

War beat Juggernaut in two panels?

Funny, this looks like more than a panel or two, and the Juggernaut wasn't even beaten;
Originally posted by Evangel94

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Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by DevilGoblin

War b-e-a-t Juggennaut in two panels.

this is argueably true

Originally posted by DevilGoblin
Warhulk is celestial level.

you are insane

DevilGoblin
Originally posted by Soljer
War could cut Juggernaut's head off? Conjecture.

War beat Juggernaut in two panels?

Funny, this looks like more than a panel or two, and the Juggernaut wasn't even beaten;

loot at the last panel and tell me again War did not beat Juggernaut laughing

that's the most retarded thing i ever read here

DevilGoblin
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
this is argueably true



you are insane

Apocalypse said War was a weapon against celestials.

juggernaut66666
Originally posted by DevilGoblin
Apocalypse said War was a weapon against celestials.
laughing laughing laughing laughing

Soljer
Originally posted by DevilGoblin
Apocalypse said War was a weapon against celestials.

So was the asgardian destroyer; look how well it fared.

Soljer
Originally posted by DevilGoblin
loot at the last panel and tell me again War did not beat Juggernaut laughing

that's the most retarded thing i ever read here


Uhhh...*looks*

War didn't beat Juggernaut.

I see War gloating and bragging over not laying a single scratch on Juggernaut...but....if War beat Cain, then

I kicked the SHIT out of a brick wall....

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by DevilGoblin
Apocalypse said War was a weapon against celestials.

blink

And he had trouble stalemating Juggy (awsome weapon Apoc).

Now . . . bend over and take it like a man

doctor

xmeat
Originally posted by Soljer
Uhhh...*looks*

War didn't beat Juggernaut.

I see War gloating and bragging over not laying a single scratch on Juggernaut...but....if War beat Cain, then

I kicked the SHIT out of a brick wall.... war beat juggs now repeat after me he beat ........jugger....naut.

Soljer
Originally posted by xmeat
war beat juggs now repeat after me he beat ........jugger....naut.

Okay.

He beat Jugger

NOT!

Juggernaut wasn't harmed. There wasn't a scratch on him. He never got stopped. War Hulk's ONLY feat was beating absorbing man. Something that doesn't even put him on Sentry's level, much less 'celestial' level.

Accel
Originally posted by Soljer

Juggernaut wasn't harmed. There wasn't a scratch on him. He never got stopped. War Hulk's ONLY feat was beating absorbing man. Something that doesn't even put him on Sentry's level, much less 'celestial' level.
I just showed you him stopping Juggernaut.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Accel
I just showed you him stopping Juggernaut.

And many people explained how you were wrong.

outarddwarf
If beat is like makeing some one move around than yea but if its causeing them to feel something other than Tickle tickle than no! And it is very much debatable wether war ever stopped the juggernaut or not. Now, he could have reduced his movement as he has shown to be slowed by tremendos forces ( like a giant laser at one point I think) but I do not believe he was stopped.

Soljer
Originally posted by Accel
I just showed you him stopping Juggernaut.

Uhh...no...you showed me a picture. A picture that doesn't move. Static. Like...all pictures.

And then you said "See? There's no movement! He must have stopped! eek! "

Accel
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
And many people explained how you were wrong.
No, they didn't. People just kept saying there either no indication of movement the whole scene or that War simply redirected his movement.

I pretty much gave a close-up view that he clearly stopped before they zoomed in on their eyes.

xmeat
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
And many people explained how you were wrong. no you guys are wrong if supes stopped juggy you 'll would never forget that feat but hulk does it and heres all the negativity.

Accel
Originally posted by Soljer
Uhh...no...you showed me a picture. A picture that doesn't move. Static. Like...all pictures.

And then you said "See? There's no movement! He must have stopped! eek! "
I showed you two panels that showed he was moving (background lines and rocks being moved) and then the last panel showing no disturbance on the ground at all. There's really no debate about it. confused

Soljer
Originally posted by Accel
I showed you two panels that showed he was moving (background lines and rocks being moved) and then the last panel showing no disturbance on the ground at all. There's really no debate about it. confused

So, your point was that Juggernaut wasn't pushing Warhulk...as violently?

When you walk, or are pushed, or anything of the sort, does the ground get torn to pieces around you? No?

Just wondering.

NiņoAraņa
take it to the Juggernaut V Hulk thread!!!!


jeez....

SpunkySmurph
Look, even if War Hulk DID beat Juggernaut (not that he did, but let's keep everyone happy for a moment)...

... it doesn't change the outcome of this thread.

Hulk STILL gets his ass kicked by Squirrel Girl.

smile

Soljer
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Look, even if War Hulk DID beat Juggernaut (not that he did, but let's keep everyone happy for a moment)...

... it doesn't change the outcome of this thread.

Hulk STILL gets his ass kicked by Squirrel Girl.

smile

....

And Mario STILL has jizz all over his face.


....

miffed:

SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by Soljer
....

And Mario STILL has jizz all over his face.


....

miffed:

Marko is working on my new sig... glare

xmeat
Originally posted by xmeat
no you guys are wrong if supes stopped juggy you 'll would never forget that feat but hulk does it and heres all the negativity.

Soljer
Originally posted by xmeat


Uhhmmm....

1. Superman couldn't stop the Juggernaut.

2. Hulk has never stopped the Juggernaut.

SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by xmeat


Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Look, even if War Hulk DID beat Juggernaut (not that he did, but let's keep everyone happy for a moment)...

... it doesn't change the outcome of this thread.

Hulk STILL gets his ass kicked by Squirrel Girl.

smile

Accel
Originally posted by Soljer
So, your point was that Juggernaut wasn't pushing Warhulk...as violently?

When you walk, or are pushed, or anything of the sort, does the ground get torn to pieces around you? No?

Just wondering.
You think Juggernaut just decided to slow down or stop? After pushing him violently for a mile? And just coincidentally just before he gained a worried look on his face and was tossed aside?

Soljer
Decided? Maybe, maybe not.

But the fact of the matter is, that the Juggernaut's been slowed plenty of times in the past.

Slowing him is no big feat.

Accel
Originally posted by Soljer
Decided? Maybe, maybe not.

But the fact of the matter is, that the Juggernaut's been slowed plenty of times in the past.

Slowing him is no big feat.
No, but stopping him completely is. I still have heard any reason why any one believes he hasn't, especially when it shows his foot is no longer moving... at all.

Soljer
Originally posted by Accel
No, but stopping him completely is. I still have heard any reason why any one believes he hasn't, especially when it shows his foot is no longer moving... at all.

Because, since comics are PICTURES, and are STATIC, there is no evidence as to whether the Juggernaut was stopped.

Likewise, there is no evidence that he was still moving in the very first panel.

xmarksthespot
So anyway Squirrel Girl wins.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
So anyway Squirrel Girl wins.

. . . and Juggy is killed by the debris from the fight.

Accel
Originally posted by Soljer
Because, since comics are PICTURES, and are STATIC, there is no evidence as to whether the Juggernaut was stopped.

Likewise, there is no evidence that he was still moving in the very first panel.
In the first panels, you can clearly see his foot is moving. You can see his foot steamrolling along the ground. You can see the bits of rock flying around his foot.

Then, just after his foot starts glowing and just before they zoom in on Cain's worried look, you can see Hulk's foot stopped moving. Do you think Cain looked concerned because he was slowed down?

Soljer
Originally posted by Accel
In the first panels, you can clearly see his foot is moving. You can see his foot steamrolling along the ground. You can see the bits of rock flying around his foot.

Then, just after his foot starts glowing and just before they zoom in on Cain's worried look, you can see Hulk's foot stopped moving. Do you think Cain looked concerned because he was slowed down?

Cain 'looked' worried. He 'seemed' to have stopped.

Conjecture, much?

Accel
Originally posted by Soljer
Cain 'looked' worried. He 'seemed' to have stopped.

Conjecture, much?
How so? Every thing points to Cain being stopped. I listed it all. What reason do you have that what I listed doesn't show Hulk stopping Cain? Because Hulk uses a whip to throw him somewhere?

SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
So anyway Squirrel Girl wins.

xmarksthespot
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
Indeed, Herald of X.

draxx_tOfU
Originally posted by Accel
In the first panels, you can clearly see his foot is moving. You can see his foot steamrolling along the ground. You can see the bits of rock flying around his foot.

Then, just after his foot starts glowing and just before they zoom in on Cain's worried look, you can see Hulk's foot stopped moving. Do you think Cain looked concerned because he was slowed down?

draxx_tOfU
Originally posted by Soljer
Okay.

He beat Jugger

NOT!

Juggernaut wasn't harmed. There wasn't a scratch on him. He never got stopped. War Hulk's ONLY feat was beating absorbing man. Something that doesn't even put him on Sentry's level, much less 'celestial' level.

how about BFR, its a win without hurting or "scratching" your opponent...

Soljer
Originally posted by draxx_tOfU
how about BFR, its a win without hurting or "scratching" your opponent...

Juggernaut can't be BFR'd. Unless it's a dimensional BFR, in which case, when did War Hulk's list of abilities include dimensional teleportation?

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Soljer
when did War Hulk's list of abilities include dimensional teleportation?

They do now

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