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Did you know, if your parents didn't have kids, you most likely won't either? It's true.

my parents had two kids.

My parents didnt have kids so looks like I wont weep


Ps your joke fails if you were adopted 13

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
my parents had two kids.

So did mine.

Originally posted by True Geek
Did you know, if your parents didn't have kids, you most likely won't either? It's true. .......Dumbest thread ever.

guess FJ and i'll have two kids. name suggestions?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
guess FJ and i'll have two kids. name suggestions?

Name them after things you can buy like Microwave Oven and TV Dinner. vin

or ps2 and xbox.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
or ps2 and xbox.

Name the first one Xbox and the second one Xbox 360 so you know which came first.

nah, i'll name them starr and moonlight.

Give them numbers in their name....'Roland13 I told you to clean your room wife' lol
















Im easily amused13

RJ 2 and 3.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
or ps2 and xbox.

Or Wii, or Dreamcast.

no.

You should name one of your kids RJ.

and the other FJ.

Robert Jesse and Franklin Jonathan

wait so my mom had three kids but my dad only two so how many do I have??

My parents had 5 kids fearOriginally posted by TigerEyes
wait so my mom had three kids but my dad only two so how many do I have?? 2.5 13

Originally posted by TigerEyes
wait so my mom had three kids but my dad only two so how many do I have??

As many as you want, he meant if your parents didnt have kids, you wouldnt be alive, hence you wouldnt have kids 13

Originally posted by Strangelove
My parents had 5 kids fear 2.5 13 creepy half a kid

Originally posted by Eclipso
Thats almost as good as my plan of naming mine Kid 1 and Kid 2. Or you could go Seuss-like and name them Thing 1 and Thing 2

Originally posted by Strangelove
Or you could go Seuss-like and name them Thing 1 and Thing 2

Or I could just call them "Hey you!" and claim it's a family name.

Originally posted by Barker
lol

The irony gods are rolling on the floor.

You should call yours 'Barker' and 'Update' 13

Originally posted by True Geek
Did you know, if your parents didn't have kids, you most likely won't either? It's true.

Wow, you're prowess at outsmarting people is amazing... ermm

Originally posted by Barker
Can't have secks to make kids if I'm updating fanfictions on an online forum. 313

You said 'updating' haermm

Originally posted by Barker
The irony gods are rolling on the floor.

You're easily amused. 131
Originally posted by Leo.M
You should name one of your kids BJ.

Originally posted by Strangelove
My parents had 5 kids fear 2.5 13
So how many full kids were there?

3, 2 were normal but 1 was a midget 13

They Are God's little punchlines

I wish I was a midget, but instead I will be a 6' 2" or more tall dude .

Originally posted by True Geek
I wish I was a midget, but instead I will be a 6' 2" or more tall dude .
Will be? I'm that tall now. haermm

Well, I'm not done growing yet... far from it as a matter of fact. Only 5' 7"

What are you, 12? haermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
They Are God's little punchlines

Seriously, even if you have teh secks with a condom, God sometimes says "Haha watch me f*ck these people over." haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Will be? I'm that tall now. haermm I'm 6'3" haermm

Originally posted by Barker
What are you, 12? haermm
A bit more than that, but close.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm 6'3" haermm
You're that tall? I'm talking about something else.


ZING! 31
Originally posted by True Geek
A bit more than that, but close.
12 and a month. 13

My Parents had a Divorce.

They couldn't comprehend my overwhelming sexyness.

Originally posted by Barker
You're that tall? I'm talking about something else.


ZING! 31That's not phyically possible haermm

My parents broke up when I was 2. But I only want 1 kid anyways.

Originally posted by Strangelove
That's not phyically possible haermm
Well, including the hair..

We're still talking about height, right? haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Well, including the hair..

We're still talking about height, right? haermm I'm not sure anymore haermm

My dad's 6' 5 1/2", and my grandma is 6' 2"... but my mom is 5' 3" so I will probably be as tall as my grandma. Including the hair I'm 6' 1"!

At least when you're 2, you don't understand what they are doing. Mine split up 2 years ago.

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm not sure anymore haermm
I'm scared. haermm
Originally posted by True Geek
My dad's 6' 5 1/2", and my grandma is 6' 2"... but my mom is 5' 3" so I will probably be as tall as my grandma.
Dude, that's nasty. My Grandma is about 5' 5".

I'm 5'2". vin

Therefore I kick all of you in the nuts, if you have any. 13

Originally posted by Barker
I'm scared. haermm me 2

I'm 5"11

Originally posted by Eclipso
I'm 5"11 tiny haermm

You dare try to kick me in the nuts? Well then I will go all Tae-kwon-jitsu on you! (Yes, I know tae kwon do, and ninjitsu. You got a problem with that?)

Originally posted by True Geek
You dare try to kick me in the nuts? Well then I will go all Tae-kwon-jitsu on you! (Yes, I know tae kwon do, and ninjitsu. You got a problem with that?)
No. haermm

Originally posted by True Geek
You dare try to kick me in the nuts? Well then I will go all Tae-kwon-jitsu on you! (Yes, I know tae kwon do, and ninjitsu. You got a problem with that?) You're 5'7", you say? Well I know "beat you down because you're small" 31

Originally posted by Strangelove
You're 5'7", you say? Well I know "beat you down because you're small" 31 Oh, yeah? Well I know "Sangam (pardon my misspelling Korean words) 3" which really helps defend me from big people!

Originally posted by True Geek
You dare try to kick me in the nuts? Well then I will go all Tae-kwon-jitsu on you! (Yes, I know tae kwon do, and ninjitsu. You got a problem with that?)

I'd like to see you take a shot in nuts and try to go Praying Mantis on my ass. haermm

Originally posted by True Geek
Oh, yeah? Well I know "Sangam (pardon my misspelling Korean words) 3" which really helps defend me from big people! If you can't spell it, you're lying 13

Originally posted by Barker
Praying Mantis and Peyton Manning sound kinda the same but are really sort of different. haermm

Except Peyton Manning doesn't eat his wife's head after they have sex. haermm

Originally posted by True Geek
It's the females that eat the male's head, dude. You should watch more animal planet... It absorbs how you once viewed animals.
Which head? haermm


OMG, PUN. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Which head? haermm


OMG, PUN. haermm haermm

I haermm'd. haermm

So did I. haermm

ermm+= haermm


haermm.

You sly sunavagun. haermm

I C WAT U DID DER. haermm

Originally posted by True Geek
It's the females that eat the male's head, dude. You should watch more animal planet... It absorbs how you once viewed animals.

I know this but it would have taken too long and wouldn't have fit with Barkers post if I explained that his wife eats his head....the one on his shoulders. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
I C WAT U DID DER. haermm 31h you. haermm

Originally posted by Barker
That was clever. 131 Bet your ass it was. 13