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superman vs upgraded thing that beat the shit outta grey hulk.

Superman. Super speed, flight, heat vision, etc.

grey hulk isent hardey imppressive.

Originally posted by xmeat
superman vs upgraded thing that beat the shit outta grey hulk.

speed, strenght, heat vision, ice breath, rogues gallery, matrial arts skill

Superman wins.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
speed, strenght, heat vision, ice breath, rogues gallery, matrial arts skill

Superman wins. agreed except the martial arts skills.

superman

Originally posted by xmeat
superman vs upgraded thing that beat the shit outta grey hulk.

http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/ttokalli/kaatis/fail.jpg

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
speed, strenght, heat vision, ice breath, rogues gallery, matrial arts skill

Superman wins.

co-signed

Originally posted by Dinalfos
http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/ttokalli/kaatis/fail.jpg

Originally posted by Dinalfos
http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/ttokalli/kaatis/fail.jpg what does that mean

Originally posted by xmeat
what does that mean

Originally posted by xmeat
what does that mean

stop laughing

Originally posted by juggernaut66666

xmeat is gonna go postal.

Originally posted by juggernaut66666


Ha! Didn't even notice that you posted that right before me.

Twice the laughage!

Originally posted by xmeat
superman vs upgraded thing that beat the shit outta grey hulk.

Supes

Aaaaaaaaaaaa

darn it all you fanboys.

Originally posted by MightyEInherjar

Originally posted by xmeat
what does that mean



Did your umbilical cord happen to look like this when you came out?

http://medlib.med.utah.edu/WebPath/jpeg3/PERI109.jpg

Originally posted by Dinalfos


Did your umbilical cord happen to look like this when you came out?

http://medlib.med.utah.edu/WebPath/jpeg3/PERI109.jpg Originally posted by juggernaut66666

Originally posted by Dinalfos


Did your umbilical cord happen to look like this when you came out?

http://medlib.med.utah.edu/WebPath/jpeg3/PERI109.jpg what the get that outta here AND QUIT SPAMMING THE THREADS DAMMIT....AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Originally posted by Dinalfos
http://medlib.med.utah.edu/WebPath/jpeg3/PERI109.jpg

I did not need to see that.

*gouges out own eyes*

this makes 4 straight posts of ubilical cord

hell yeah

Originally posted by Dinalfos


Did your umbilical cord happen to look like this when you came out?

http://medlib.med.utah.edu/WebPath/jpeg3/PERI109.jpg

Originally posted by Dinalfos
http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/ttokalli/kaatis/fail.jpg

Originally posted by xmeat
what does that mean

Originally posted by xmeat
stop laughing

Originally posted by xmeat
Aaaaaaaaaaaa

darn it all you fanboys.

hysterical2 hysterical crylaugh

aaaaaaaaa stop laughing and answer the thread

Originally posted by xmeat
aaaaaaaaa stop laughing and answer the thread Originally posted by Soljer
Originally posted by batdude123
hysterical2 hysterical crylaugh

stop spamming this aint a joke board its a discussion dammit.

Originally posted by xmeat
stop spamming this aint a joke board its a discussion dammit. Originally posted by batdude123

Originally posted by batdude123


Quoted for truth.

damn you all

Originally posted by xmeat
damn you all Originally posted by bigbran
Originally posted by Soljer
Quoted for truth.

Originally posted by batdude123

stop it.....just stooooooooooooop

you're a tard, xmeat.

Originally posted by xmeat
stop spamming this aint a joke board its a discussion dammit.

The fight itself is a joke. There's nothing to discuss.



As for the rest of you. It is extremely impolite to harass retarded people.

Originally posted by masterbruce
you're a tard, xmeat. Originally posted by Soljer
Quoted for truth. Originally posted by batdude123

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
The fight itself is a joke. There's nothing to discuss.



As for the rest of you. It is extremely impolite to harass retarded people. how is it a joke.

Originally posted by xmeat
stop it.....just stooooooooooooop

On behalf of the forum, I apologize.

Now... about the thread.

Pineapple Thing would pwn Superman.

After PT leaps into the ring shouting "I AM PINEAPPLE THING!!!!", Clark will be hospitalized busting a spleen laughing at him.

BFR for the win.

Comic relief is the other major Kryptonian weakness ermm

Originally posted by xmeat
how is it a joke.

No matter how much you upgrade thing he won't even aproach Superman in power.

who the hell is pineapple thing? that sounds hilarious

Originally posted by SpunkySmurph

Comic relief is the other major Kryptonian weakness

I like learning new things!

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
No matter how much you upgrade thing he won't even aproach Superman in power. its still a good fight dammit

Originally posted by xmeat
its still a good fight dammit

*waits for laughing to start*

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*waits for laughing to start* no this a good fight stop laughing.

Originally posted by batdude123
hysterical2 hysterical crylaugh

Originally posted by xmeat
no this a good fight stop laughing. Originally posted by Soljer

come on people lets just discuss about the thread.

Originally posted by batdude123

Will the laughter ever stop?

Originally posted by The Pict
Will the laughter ever stop?

It would take some kind of omnipotent mediator or . . . moderator.

i think someone's going to die from laughing, regardless Superman wins everyday of the week

who wins dammit

i just stated aong with half the other users. superman

Originally posted by xmeat
who wins dammit

Did you read any of the first 5 responses?

Originally posted by xmeat
who wins dammit

Originally posted by lorddreamer

who wins

Originally posted by xmeat
superman vs upgraded thing that beat the shit outta grey hulk.

Pinnaple Thing = Current Thing

Superman sends Krypto to fight Ben.

Which turns out to be a wacky adventure type story which ends in a batkick

Originally posted by xmeat
who wins

nuts

Who wins?

Superman.

Why?

Analogy:
Because you have a student that is good at math (the Thing) but nothing else (eg fails in biology, chemistry, physics, etc) taking on a student that is a genius in math, a genius in biology, a genius in physics, a genius in geography, etc (Superman).
If the two students go for a comprehensive exam that tests them on all subjects, who do you think will emerge victorious?
Same thing here ....you have the Thing (who has strength as the main offensive capability) against someone who has all sorts of powers (and looking at strength alone has higher strength than the Thing, by far). There is no way the Thing can win.

This seems like a major spite thread (against the Thing), but the reason they are laughing is that even though it seems it is a spite thread you seem serious about it.

That is the reason people are laughing.

The only way that the Thing (any version) can defeat Superman (or a similar Superman-based character, eg Apollo, Sentry, Mr Majestic, Gladiator, Hyperion, etc) is through some REALLY CRAPPY writing. So crappy that the comic book would probably self-combust.

On KMC it is impossible for the Thing (again any version) to defeat Superman (or a Superman analogue like the ones I mentioned).

Originally posted by spetznaz
Who wins?

Superman.

Why?

Analogy:
Because you have a student that is good at math (the Thing) but nothing else (eg fails in biology, chemistry, physics, etc) taking on a student that is a genius in math, a genius in biology, a genius in physics, a genius in geography, etc (Superman).
If the two students go for a comprehensive exam that tests them on all subjects, who do you think will emerge victorious?
Same thing here ....you have the Thing (who has strength as the main offensive capability) against someone who has all sorts of powers (and looking at strength alone has higher strength than the Thing, by far). There is no way the Thing can win.

This seems like a major spite thread (against the Thing), but the reason they are laughing is that even though it seems it is a spite thread you seem serious about it.

That is the reason people are laughing.

The only way that the Thing (any version) can defeat Superman (or a similar Superman-based character, eg Apollo, Sentry, Mr Majestic, Gladiator, Hyperion, etc) is through some REALLY CRAPPY writing. So crappy that the comic book would probably self-combust.

On KMC it is impossible for the Thing (again any version) to defeat Superman (or a Superman analogue like the ones I mentioned). what if it was a toe to toe fight.

Originally posted by xmeat
what if it was a toe to toe fight.

They can start off with their toes touching. Thing will still get curbstomped though.

Originally posted by xmeat
what if it was a toe to toe fight.

Same ending ....they face each other, Superman gives a punch, the fight is over. On pure strength alone Superman is heads and shoulders above Ben.

Basically the two shouldn't even be on the same planet.

(The Thing is even more one-dimensional than the Hulk ....for instance while the strength of the Hulk can vary, and usually varies upwards and can vary to significant levels, the Thing is basically stuck in a narrow power band. Thus he wouldn't be able to adapt, no matter how much time he had. Secondly at least the Hulk can do his leaps - while they wouldn't help him in a fight against Superman, at least he can jump. What the Thing has is his strength, his resilience to injury, and 'heart.' Sadly his strength is far below that of Superman, his resilience is also far below, and his heart doesn't mean anything to someone who can shave off electrons from an atom using heat vision and who has more powers than the average X-men team).

Originally posted by xmeat
no this a good fight stop laughing.

ben is grinded into sand

This thread sux but I dont think taking the piss out of xmeat is really appropriate.

Originally posted by MattDay
ben is grinded into sand

Pretty much.

Originally posted by xmeat
aaaaaaaaa stop laughing and answer the thread

Originally posted by xmeat
its still a good fight dammit nutcase

you undermind superman far more than I underestimate the hulk

bum bump

Thanks X-Meat I was saving this for the perfect thread


http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/spite.jpg

Isn't April fools like a month off?

Originally posted by Redatom65
Thanks X-Meat I was saving this for the perfect thread


http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/spite.jpg

Originally posted by spetznaz

The only way that the Thing (any version) can defeat Superman (or a similar Superman-based character, eg Apollo, Sentry, Mr Majestic, Gladiator, Hyperion, etc) is through some REALLY CRAPPY writing. So crappy that the comic book would probably self-combust.

perfect thread for it

I laughed so hard reading through this thread, great stuff.

hysterical hysterical hysterical hysterical hysterical hysterical

I haven't stopped laughing yet. hysterical OMG, THAT WAS ****ING AWESOME REDATOM!
"Ancient spirits of fanboy-killing, transform this decayed form, to Mumm-Ra, THE EVER-PWNING!"

Btw, can you do a cool picture of Mumm-Ra with my catch-phrase?

Lol yeah i'll PM it to ya

thanks dude.

OMG, I just thread the entire thread, I had only gone from Red Atom's post when I commented.

the picture says it all, I pmed him lol

And here it is. the results of my genius for coming up with the phrase, and Redatom's for giving it life with his art skills.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/mumra.jpg


Freaking awesome.

sorry kids. Your cool if you have a catchphrase and banner only

hmm

I wonder how fast I would get banned for posting a pic that goes with:
BY THE GIANT FROZEN TESTICLES OF YIMR I SAY NAY

Oh god that would be funny as hell. It would almost be worth you getting suspended. I doubt Digi would ban you for it.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Oh god that would be funny as hell. It would almost be worth you getting suspended. I doubt Digi would ban you for it.

I find it odd that when I put in search for "frozen testicle" in Yahoo I got this picture.

http://codeblueblog.blogs.com/codeblueblog/images/god.jpg

Ok, now that's weird.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Ok, now that's weird.

That I searched for Frozen Testicle or that I ended up with a pictue of God?

the 2nd. I kinda figured you'd do the first.

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/0.jpg


how's this?

APPROVED! Mad props.

edit

bump

Why, for the love of God WHHHHYYYYY...shocking

Originally posted by Hercules
Why, for the love of God WHHHHYYYYY...shocking

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/spite.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/0.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/Scathan.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/mumra.jpg

Originally posted by Redatom65
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/spite.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/0.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/Scathan.jpg

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l130/Red_Atom/Red%20Sigs/mumra.jpg



Not once, not twice, not thrice but owned FOUR TIMES!

What more can I say? We are pwnzor.

I just took every catchphrase in the book that's been put to banner and threw it in. Let this thread die

Pwners jsut like horrowolf's sig

Originally posted by Redatom65
I just took every catchphrase in the book that's been put to banner and threw it in. Let this thread die

Pwners jsut like horrowolf's sig

Did you see this one yet?

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w254/Bigsid73/Catchphrase2.jpg

Originally posted by Hercules
Did you see this one yet?

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w254/Bigsid73/Catchphrase2.jpg


I didn't see the text!


That's Great

Yup, need to work on the text, it gets lost in the pic.

Oh and Thanks!

catchphrases are all the rage

You started it, you trend setter you!

you sly paint user you

Who bumped this thread?

one guess

Originally posted by Redatom65
one guess
*sigh* doh Maybe we should try to educate the kid.

Originally posted by Badabing
*sigh* doh Maybe we should try to educate the kid. I wish I could like, e-beat the shit out of him...

*walks in with a chainsaw*

Watcha guy talking about?

I'll give you a hint. He's the 2nd biggest idiot on the forum. Devilgoblin is the first.

Edit: So wait, are we gonna beat his ass, or educate him? Cause I'm fairly sure we tried the first several times now. Like the DD vs. Hulk thread, or the General vs. hulk thread, or the Superman vs. hulk thread, or the AS Supes vs. War Hulk thread....etc, etc, etc. I say we just beat his ass, because frankly, only a complete ****ing moron would ignore all the evidence thus far.

Originally posted by bigbran
I wish I could like, e-beat the shit out of him...

maul him with squirrels ....

I'm liking the direction this thread is going.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
I'll give you a hint. He's the 2nd biggest idiot on the forum. Devilgoblin is the first.

Edit: So wait, are we gonna beat his ass, or educate him? Cause I'm fairly sure we tried the first several times now. Like the DD vs. Hulk thread, or the General vs. hulk thread, or the Superman vs. hulk thread, or the AS Supes vs. War Hulk thread....etc, etc, etc. I say we just beat his ass, because frankly, only a complete ****ing moron would ignore all the evidence thus far.

me?







Oh xmeat I say we kill him and devour his heart.

Kill for the love of killing! Kill for the love of Kali! 1,000 E-Dollars to whoever can name the movie that's from.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Kill for the love of killing! Kill for the love of Kali! 1,000 E-Dollars to whoever can name the movie that's from.

Gunga Din Of course being a nerd it was easy to cheat . . .

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Kill for the love of killing! Kill for the love of Kali! 1,000 E-Dollars to whoever can name the movie that's from. Octopussy.

Sym got it. *hands Sym 1,000 E-Dollars* you've actually seen Gunga Din? Or did you just google or wiki it?

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Sym got it. *hands Sym 1,000 E-Dollars* you've actually seen Gunga Din? Or did you just google or wiki it?

IMDb

Ahhh. Mad props for getting it so fast. So you haven't actually seen the movie?

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Ahhh. Mad props for getting it so fast. So you haven't actually seen the movie?

Having high speed helps.

No I haven't seen. Any good?

your all sadistic freaks

Originally posted by xmeat
your all sadistic freaks And you'RE...












































well, you're just an idiot.

Originally posted by bigbran
And you'RE...












































well, you're just an idiot.

Originally posted by xmeat
your all sadistic freaks


Only to fanboys, Xmeat. Only to fanboys.


And I highly recommend Gunga Din. Not only is Gary Cooper in it, it also has Douglas Fairbanks and Sam Jaffe in the title role. And if you don't know who any of these guys are, you need to watch more old movies. It's one of the classic films of the 1930s.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Only to fanboys, Xmeat. Only to fanboys.


And I highly recommend Gunga Din. Not only is Gary Cooper in it, it also has Douglas Fairbanks and Sam Jaffe in the title role. And if you don't know who any of these guys are, you need to watch more old movies. It's one of the classic films of the 1930s. your the most vicious fanboy ever.

Coming from you, I'll take that as a complement.

Originally posted by xmeat
your the most vicious fanboy ever.

Tricksterpriest is a logical debator not a fanboy

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Originally posted by jasonk3
Tricksterpriest is a logical debator not a fanboy

Thanks Jason. thumbsup that means alot to hear people say that.


Bada, That was good.

I'm going to post this video in every spite thread.
MVbv6r_tKnE

Originally posted by jasonk3
Tricksterpriest is a logical debator not a fanboy STFU

you are a evil bastard, bada. I'm not sure I can take this song being in every spite thread though. I mean, it's one thing to bash Xmeat and spite threads, but this really is just plain sadistic.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
you are a evil bastard, bada. I'm not sure I can take this song being in every spite thread though. I mean, it's one thing to bash Xmeat and spite threads, but this really is just plain sadistic. Maybe you're right. That video is a bit harsh but it's still Shatastic. How about a Spice Girls video?

Spice girls? Can't we just use Backstreet boys, or Justin Timberlake? Or worse, someone from American Idol?

This is brutal.
G1EEmJk0i7o

And people watch this shit? Granted, it's funny as hell, but there's something wrong about it. that last one made me physically ill. My ears are bleeding.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
And people watch this shit? Granted, it's funny as hell, but there's something wrong about it. that last one made me physically ill. My ears are bleeding. I know. I'm not sure if I pity them or want to beat them.

Originally posted by xmeat
your all sadistic freaks

Kay . . . I already new that.

Originally posted by Badabing
This is brutal.
G1EEmJk0i7o



Those last two singers are just......

I can't believe this thread has gone for another three pages since last night!

Originally posted by Hercules


I can't believe this thread has gone for another three pages since last night!

I know..if only people would stop Posting and spamming it.

this thread is pathetic

Originally posted by Redatom65
this thread is pathetic nah

Originally posted by xmeat
nah

Originally posted by TricksterPriest


you know...he's right. this is such a fun thread to post our spite catchphrases