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Well?

Turtle?

Pfft, just smoke my Bloigen mhm

Originally posted by soin2cal
Turtle?

No, a Turtle.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Pfft, just smoke my Bloigen mhm

I thought I confiscated the last Bloigen. Tut tut Strangelove, you should have known better. nahuh

Mickey is totally not fine....anyways, twice a day. Makes it all shiny.

ya what is it?

Originally posted by soin2cal
ya what is it?

A turtle.

I wax it often. However I\'ll never tell you my massage secrets.

A pet?

Originally posted by soin2cal
A pet?

Turtle.

You're so fine you give my mind mental Barker Juices..

yes a turtle is an animals. Only the question doesnt make sense

Originally posted by Bloigen
Well?
As often as I can get some turtle wax.

Originally posted by soin2cal
yes a turtle is an animals. Only the question doesnt make sense

herbnone

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
As often as I can get some turtle wax.

If you wax a turtle you use car wax.

Originally posted by Bloigen
If you wax a turtle you use ear wax.

Originally posted by Barker
My edit wasn't funny.

Originally posted by Bloigen
If you wax a turtle you use car wax.
If you wax a car you use turtle wax.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
If you wax a car you use turtle wax.

petpet

Originally posted by Bloigen
Bloigen says:
I feel like wanking.

I forgot what I voted

Originally posted by Barker
Barker says:
CUM INTO MY HOUSE ND I'LL BE DOIN LANDRY BUT IF DERES A GUY DERE DAT SYS HEY CRHIS HANES DATELINE NBC HVAE A SEAT SAY UR HERE FOR TO TELLING ME TO NOT CYINBER .KK

what if you're out of wax and out of turtles?

Originally posted by Bloigen
Pedro says:
WAN 2 CYBER PRESS 666
Bloigen says:
666

Originally posted by Barker
Barker says:
i hab a big crap
Barker says:
i cum

i wax the shell of my turtel quite often

Originally posted by Bloigen
Well? what do you mean

Originally posted by Bloigen
petpet
hump

Originally posted by MR.Grum
i wax the shell of my turtel quite often and feed it to

Turtle Wax is the BEST!!!!! it makes car look spickity!

Originally posted by Bloigen
DAS DA B3ST NUWS i EvA HurRd!1



Originally posted by Barker
I 4m KentuCki!1 But i dunt eaT da ChicKeNzX!11!

I touch my penis all the time 13

















Oops wrong thread, sorry 31

Originally posted by Barker
All the time as in 24/7, or all the time as in only when in bed with a bottle of lotion on the nightstand? 131

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the BJ again 31

Originally posted by Kram3r
No it isn't. 13

Im waxing my turtle right now if you catch my drift haermm

What?

Originally posted by Barker
Mist's is small, circular, always hard, and eats vegetables. 131

How would you know? haermm

Originally posted by Barker
Mist's is small, circular, always hard, and eats vegetables. 131

It sure does love them vegetables 13

Originally posted by Kram3r
I missed your drift. When's the next one. haermm

In about half hour, I need a rest after waxing my turtle haermm

Originally posted by Naz
What?

How often do you wax your turtle, duh ermmnone

Originally posted by Naz
What?

It's a long story. 13

Originally posted by Barker
He even let me touch it. 313

i dun beleaf u. 31

Originally posted by Kram3r
It must be a hard turtle. haermm

Its all wet from the waxing now, needs to sit down for a bit haermm

Originally posted by Barker

Tap it with your wand and say sum magicks. haermm

Last time I tapped it, it bit me haermm

Originally posted by Kram3r
I didn't know turtles could sit down. haermm

Tahst cuz ur gay herbhappy

me thinks too much

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