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If you had a slave what would you have him do.

I would have mine work at 2 fast food places and give me free food....and his pay check.

Does it have to be a guy? ermmnone

yeah why cant a slave be a girl, what about Equal rights and that other crap

My slave would kill people for me. For free.

Originally posted by dave_kodak
yeah why cant a slave be a girl, what about Equal rights and that other crap

Yeah, and what about blowjobs? Yeah.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Yeah, and what about blowjobs? Yeah. sure there that too. i guess

Originally posted by dave_kodak
yeah why cant a slave be a girl, what about Equal rights and that other crap
i lol'd. I would have mine get a job, wrok really hard and give me his paycheck. And then teach me how to javascript and C++ well, cos i suk. Look:

<script type="text/javascript">
//ma first javascript script
document.write("this is a pop=up that says "hi!";
alert("hi!";
</script>

and i don't even know any C++

Erm...though this is just for fun, even speaking of slavery makes me wonder about you.

shifty I'd make him give me baths and shave my legs because I'm getting tired of doing it. I'd make him dress me and put me to bed and make all of my meals and pleasure me. w00t

ill be your slave

Who?

you *wink n gun*

Hehe, why would you say that?

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Erm...though this is just for fun, even speaking of slavery makes me wonder about you.

shifty I'd make him give me baths and shave my legs because I'm getting tired of doing it. I'd make him dress me and put me to bed and make all of my meals and pleasure me. w00t
what guy wouldnt want that? specially from you

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
and pleasure me

I'll do that, LIS can have the rest. ermmnone

dan you bloigen!

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
what guy wouldnt want that? specially from you
Hmm..probably plenty. I'm sure guys don't like getting bossed around. But schmank you.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
I'm sure guys don't like getting bossed around.

you'd be suprised. ANd stop being nice! i'm TRYING to OBJECTIFY you here!

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
you'd be suprised. ANd stop being nice! i'm TRYING to OBJECTIFY you here!
I'm always nice, unless someone ticks me off.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
If you had a slave what would you have him do.

I would have mine work at 2 fast food places and give me free food....and his pay check.

why do you want a slave you southerner?

why dont you, you knohakaguran. (soz, my Naruto is a little rusty, is that right?)

I didn't even know that was a word, lol.

(it's not)

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
why do you want a slave you southerner?

Are you kidding me? Having a slave would be great, I'd keep it happy though I'd feet it my left overs and stuff, and let it bath in my old bath water. I wouldn't need a remote I'd just make it stand next to the tv while I'm watching and I'll tell it up or down. While I'm at work I'd make it get a job so I'd have a little extra money to buy things for it to clean, and when I have nothing to do I'd make it dress up as naruto characters and try to do there hand signs, and the best part is that Saturday would become what to do to your slave day.

and then you could dress up as sasuke and he could dress up as naruto and you could make out then pretend you didnt enjoy it

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
and then you could dress up as sasuke and he could dress up as naruto and you could make out then pretend you didnt enjoy it

I wouldn't pretend anything I'd enjoy it all along.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
If you had a slave what would you have him do.

I would have mine work at 2 fast food places and give me free food....and his pay check.


She would be a bedroom slave and of course pay all my bills.

Originally posted by Soleran
She would be a bedroom slave and of course pay all my bills.

and she'd have to be able to take a good beating too you don't want a weak slave.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
Are you kidding me? Having a slave would be great, I'd keep it happy though I'd feet it my left overs and stuff, and let it bath in my old bath water. I wouldn't need a remote I'd just make it stand next to the tv while I'm watching and I'll tell it up or down. While I'm at work I'd make it get a job so I'd have a little extra money to buy things for it to clean, and when I have nothing to do I'd make it dress up as naruto characters and try to do there hand signs, and the best part is that Saturday would become what to do to your slave day.

how is feeding it your leftovers and bathing in your old water keeping it happy?

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
how is feeding it your leftovers and bathing in your old water keeping it happy?

Becuase it gets to eat and wash up.

so.
its still dirty water and leftovers.

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
so.
its still dirty water and leftovers.

Better than a back hand and used toilet water.

You don't want to spoil your slave you have to let them know they are worthless every day.

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
(it's not)
Hehe, okies then.

My slave would be Vinny

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
My slave would be Vinny
Too late, Vinny's locked up in my cellar.

Originally posted by dirkdirden
Better than a back hand and used toilet water.

You don't want to spoil your slave you have to let them know they are worthless every day.

if they think they are worthless, than how would you treat them good?

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
if they think they are worthless, than how would you treat them good?

This is how you treat a slave good. You give it hell every second of its life, you ***** slap it any chance you get. Then you do something that isn't really nice like giving it left over or letting it swim around in your dirty water it seems nice to the slave but in reality is still isn't nice.

i see your point now.


still, i wouldnt want a slave.

Originally posted by Hidden Lotus
i see your point now.


still, i wouldnt want a slave.

Well you know slave driving is hard work its not for everyone. Like my grandaddy always said "there are people who have slaves, and there slaves, which one do you wana be."

Originally posted by dirkdirden
If you had a slave what would you have him do.

I would have mine work at 2 fast food places and give me free food....and his pay check. Can it be a girl?

am i the only one who's disturbed at the very thought?

Originally posted by dirkdirden
If you had a slave what would you have him do.

I would have mine work at 2 fast food places and give me free food....and his pay check.
can we choose a member here, and what they would wear?

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
am i the only one who's disturbed at the very thought? Dont look at it as slavery as in the 1800's.

well?

If it was male, turn him into a British-esque butler/servant and make me steak and potaters.



If it was female, and a hot one at that, slutty French maid who isn't afraid of a little rowdiness in the bedroom every now and then.

i would have Mywi as my slave, and she would wear one of those sexy french maid outfits.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i would have Mywi as my slave, and she would wear one of those sexy french maid outfits.
No creativity.

Originally posted by DarkC
No creativity.
top it, eh.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
am i the only one who's disturbed at the very thought?

nope

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i would have Mywi as my slave, and she would wear one of those sexy french maid outfits.
!! I'm telling FJ.



























































but good choice

sex slave.

kids:
say no to slavery!