KMC SMIZASCHE: Find Power in Chaos

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Rick/Genis

grey fox
The Spectre didn't know you'd be stealing his members, Judgement has passed and thus he'll let it skip for thoust is a fine friend (plus it keeps the eyes of the Magiks allowing us to become more...covert)

"V"
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Rick/Genis
Originally posted by grey fox
The Spectre didn't know you'd be stealing his members, Judgement has passed and thus he'll let it skip for thoust is a fine friend (plus it keeps the eyes of the Magiks allowing us to become more...covert)

Your members remain intact... do not worry..... mine friend? Thou hast powers beyond thy grand scale... and... thou ist.... uh...... thou?


So says IMPOSSIBLE MAN!!!
http://www.toonopedia.com/imposman.jpg

"V"
Ye Gads.

Rick/Genis
Damn right wink

Badabing
The very identity and sanity of KMC is now in peril. Be scared! Mwahahaha.

Soleran
I choose Smurfette! She wrecked the tranquility of the Smurfs, if that isn't chaos I don't know what is.

She's a homewrecker.

Rick/Genis
I can only accept you if you post a picture PROVING she was in a comic...

Rick/Genis
Upon reviewing this case... I have decided to approve you anyway!



Why? Because of this:
































http://ic3.deviantart.com/images3/i/2004/172/8/a/Smurfette_Gone_Wild.jpg

How is that not chaotic for the smurf kingdom?

Badabing
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Upon reviewing this case... I have decided to approve you anyway!



Why? Because of this:
































http://ic3.deviantart.com/images3/i/2004/172/8/a/Smurfette_Gone_Wild.jpg

How is that not chaotic for the smurf kingdom?
She's very.......Smurfy! I bet she could Smurf the hell out of a dude.

Rick/Genis
Heh heh heh! OUR NEW MEMBER!!!



SOLERAN!!!!

Soleran
Of course who else would join such a motley bunch!

Blair Wind
I like it how people are taking ideas from the Original "team" (Royal Family) here so often. The GLC (order, see our Lords of Order), Illuminati (Secretly in control; We've done that since day one), and now this SMIZASCHE (Chaos; see our Lords of Chaos)

I, the King, say good luck....do my chaos bidding evil face

Rick/Genis
Originally posted by Blair Wind
I like it how people are taking ideas from the Original "team" (Royal Family) here so often. The GLC (order, see our Lords of Order), Illuminati (Secretly in control; We've done that since day one), and now this SMIZASCHE (Chaos; see our Lords of Chaos)

I, the King, say good luck....do my chaos bidding evil face

King... psha... I'm a GOD!!!

Beta Ray Howard
The characters don't fit.

First of all, Rick, you're nowhere near impossible man. You're more like this guy:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/Deadpool.png

As for Psyquis:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Rorschach.PNG

As for Badabing:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/earthelemental99/SwampThing/Joe_Fixit.jpg

Blair Wind
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
King... psha... I'm a GOD!!!

King of the multiverse, King of the cosmos, King of all eternity, King of the Royal Family, Leader of the band of Royal Brothers, King of the Lords of the Royal Family, King of all there is and all there was>>>>>you


(I think thats shorter than my actual "title" but I'm too lazy to comb the offtopic thread to find it)

grey fox
Originally posted by Blair Wind
King of the multiverse, King of the cosmos, King of all eternity, King of the Royal Family, Leader of the band of Royal Brothers, King of the Lords of the Royal Family, King of all there is and all there was>>>>>you


(I think thats shorter than my actual "title" but I'm too lazy to comb the offtopic thread to find it)

Your talking to mister 'Gods handy-man' call yourself what you want , your still King nothing !

Soleran
Originally posted by Blair Wind
I like it how people are taking ideas from the Original "team" (Royal Family) here so often. The GLC (order, see our Lords of Order), Illuminati (Secretly in control; We've done that since day one), and now this SMIZASCHE (Chaos; see our Lords of Chaos)

I, the King, say good luck....do my chaos bidding evil face


I would just like to throw out there that you may have been first but certainly not the original, Rick has been Smizasche just not at KMC, fyi.

"V"
Originally posted by Beta Ray Howard
The characters don't fit.

First of all, Rick, you're nowhere near impossible man. You're more like this guy:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/Deadpool.png

As for Psyquis:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Rorschach.PNG

As for Badabing:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/earthelemental99/SwampThing/Joe_Fixit.jpg

Dude, how's Skylar anything like Rorschach? confused

Fine Rick's got the hole doesnt shut up thing wink obvious pick there.

Bada, he's definetly more thing. Because GEOFFREY has quite the big heart.

Hair Bear
You haven't seen Chaos yet, I have some friends joining soon. Then the chaos will begin. shifty

Rick/Genis
Originally posted by "V"
Dude, how's Skylar anything like Rorschach? confused

Fine Rick's got the hole doesnt shut up thing wink obvious pick there.

Bada, he's definetly more thing. Because GEOFFREY has quite the big heart.

exactly how in my's name do I not shut up... that indicates vocal talking... which I have never partaken with you..

also... I'm much more random than Deadpool.... in fact.. Impossible Man has been my hero since I read about him in Silver Surfer (I was about 11 at the time!)

Soleran
Hair Bear what is this a zoo festival

Rick/Genis
Originally posted by Hair Bear
You haven't seen Chaos yet, I have some friends joining soon. Then the chaos will begin. shifty

Dude you just registered today, you're probably a sock...

As for whether you can join or not... as long as your chaos representer is approved by the gods of smizasche and is valid in the comic world... you may join.

T.C.
Originally posted by Hair Bear
You haven't seen Chaos yet, I have some friends joining soon. Then the chaos will begin. shifty

Hair Bear my friend I am shocked to see you here. I haven't seen you since that Hanna Barbara festival we were at.

cool

T.C.

Rick/Genis
no expression

You're both the same person.

Beta Ray Howard
Originally posted by "V"
Dude, how's Skylar anything like Rorschach? confused

Fine Rick's got the hole doesnt shut up thing wink obvious pick there.

Bada, he's definetly more thing. Because GEOFFREY has quite the big heart.

Of course they are, Jerry. stick out tongue

Yogi Bear
Originally posted by Hair Bear
You haven't seen Chaos yet, I have some friends joining soon. Then the chaos will begin. shifty

Hey, Hey, Hey Hair Bear how's the Zoo? Botch and Mr Peeveley still giving you a hard time? They are no match for you as you're smarter than the average bear.


Originally posted by T.C.
Hair Bear my friend I am shocked to see you here. I haven't seen you since that Hanna Barbara festival we were at.

cool

T.C.

Hey Top Cat, how goes it T.C. how are Chancy and the others. Nice to see you T.C!

Rick/Genis
Originally posted by Yogi Bear
Hey, Hey, Hey Hair Bear how's the Zoo Botch and Mr Peeveley still giving you a hard time? They are no match for you as you're smarter than the average bear.




Hey Top Cat, how goes it T.C. how are Chancy and the others. Nice to see you T.C!

you seem to have alot of time on your hands...

Yogi Bear
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
you seem to have alot of time on your hands...

Not really, I should be hibernating but it's been such a mild winter.

Rick/Genis
Actually... what you SHOULD be doing is not trolling.

Yogi Bear
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Actually... what you SHOULD be doing is not trolling.

Nobody is trolling anybody. You spoke to me and my friends.

Rick/Genis
So... would anyone like to join our group?

Yogi Bear
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
So... would anyone like to join our group?

Not really Hair Bear and I are planning our own group. The Bear Essentials or if we let T.C. and the others in Bearly Human.

Sorry.

sad

Rick/Genis
alright, cool... bye. smile

Yogi Bear
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
alright, cool... bye. smile

Bye, if you see any of my other friends over the next month don't be to suprised the Cartoon Crew of Chaos is going to descend.

Enjoy.

Badabing
Originally posted by "V"
Dude, how's Skylar anything like Rorschach? confused

Fine Rick's got the hole doesnt shut up thing wink obvious pick there.

Bada, he's definetly more thing. Because GEOFFREY has quite the big heart.
The funny thing about my heart is I try so hard to cover it up in my day to day life. embarrasment Usually only the people closest to me know and now it's on the internet. mad


stick out tongue

Thanks V. cool

Rick/Genis
Ah badabing... everyone knows you have no heart!

Badabing
Originally posted by Hair Bear
You haven't seen Chaos yet, I have some friends joining soon. Then the chaos will begin. shifty
That sig cracks me up. Here's some theme music.

http://melaman2.com/cartoons/singles/hairbear.html

Originally posted by T.C.
Hair Bear my friend I am shocked to see you here. I haven't seen you since that Hanna Barbara festival we were at.

cool

T.C.
Top Cat rules! Here's some theme music.

http://melaman2.com/cartoons/singles/topcat.html

Originally posted by Yogi Bear
Bye, if you see any of my other friends over the next month don't be to suprised the Cartoon Crew of Chaos is going to descend.

Enjoy.
Who doesn't like Yogi? Here's some theme music.

http://melaman2.com/cartoons/singles/yogi.html

Yogi Bear
Thank you Human! I wouldn't steal your picnic Badabing you have more brains than stupid Ranger Smith!

Badabing
Originally posted by Yogi Bear
Thank you Human! I wouldn't steal your picnic Badabing you have more brains than stupid Ranger Smith!
You're welcome. I like to think that I'm smarter than the average...........Ranger Smith. stick out tongue

Yogi Bear
Originally posted by Badabing
You're welcome. I like to think that I'm smarter than the average...........Ranger Smith. stick out tongue

I think you are much smarter than Ranger Smith and maybe smarter than BooBoo.

DigiMark007
Just want you guys to know who you're throwing in with....

Originally posted by Badabing

To LethalFemme:

What you want (hooo) baby I got it
What you need (hooo) you know I got it
(Hooo) all I'm asking (hooo) is for a little respect
( Just a little bit) when you come home
(Just a little bit) hey baby ( Just little bit)
When you come home ( Just a Little Bit) Mister

I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone
I ain't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna
All I'm asking is for a little respect when you come home
(Just a Little Bit) Baby ( Just a little bit )
When you come home ( Just a little Bit) Yeah

I'm about to give you all my money
And all I'm asking in return honey
Is to give me my profits when you get home
(Justa Justa Justa) Yeah baby when you get home

( Just a little Bit ) Yeah ( Just a little bit )

Hooo your kisses sweeter than honey and guess what so is my money
All I want you to do for me is give it to me whn you get home
( Re re re re spect) Yeah baby whip it to me
( Just a little bit) when you get home now ( Just a little bit)

R-E-S-P-E-C-T find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T take out the TCP ohhhh (Sock it to me,etc.)

A little respect oh yeah ( Just a little bit)
A little respect ( Just a little Bit)



stick out tongue

laughing out loud






no expression

Symmetric Chaos
*looks at thread*

confused

Why haven't I been mentioned? Oh well . . .

Rick/Genis
Would you like to join?

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Would you like to join?

I'm not the type to join teams.

I just thought it was funny that my name involves Chaos and I didn't come up. (intense hubris is my greatest vice)

Have fun btw sounds like a fun group you've gotten together.

Rick/Genis
well PSH!!! You should join anyway! You're quite a good debator IMO and it'd be great to have you. Especially if you could think of a good chaotic character to represent.

But to each his own.

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Beta Ray Howard
The characters don't fit.

First of all, Rick, you're nowhere near impossible man. You're more like this guy:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/Deadpool.png

As for Psyquis:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Rorschach.PNG

As for Badabing:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/earthelemental99/SwampThing/Joe_Fixit.jpg

Holy Crap! eek! I come back from vacation and the first thing I see is somebody saying I'm a good rep for Rorschach! I don't think I could be any happier. big grin

Martian_mind
The Illuminati wish you luck.......Kittens

Psyquis52
I am most certainly not a kitten. miffed

I'm more like a giant kangaroo. happy

Martian_mind
Originally posted by Psyquis52
I am most certainly not a kitten. miffed

I'm more like a giant kangaroo. happy

You....slide your nutsack into a body cavity when you fight?

Psyquis52
Originally posted by "V"
Dude, how's Skylar anything like Rorschach? confused

Fine Rick's got the hole doesnt shut up thing wink obvious pick there.

Bada, he's definetly more thing. Because GEOFFREY has quite the big heart. Stop exposing my secret identity.



or I'll kill you. ninja





Sides do you have a better pick for me?







I don't really care if you do or not. I just thought it might be interesting.

Hold it! My pants are running off without me. I'd better go catch them before they kill somebody.

Rick/Genis
If my pants fall off, the world screams...

Soleran
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
If my pants fall off, the world screams...


Or laughs it's all about perspective!

Badabing
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
If my pants fall off, the world screams... Originally posted by Soleran
Or laughs it's all about perspective!
TADOW!!!!!!!!!!

King Kandy
Your newest members were all socks, you're not that illustrious it seems.

Badabing
Originally posted by King Kandy
Your newest members were all socks, you're not that illustrious it seems.
Think before you speak. The main goal of this group is to cause chaos. Socks cause chaos. Now run and hide whelp. no expression

















stick out tongue

Soleran
Originally posted by King Kandy
Your newest members were all socks, you're not that illustrious it seems.


You have a wiry and uncanny witt, thank you for sharing big grin

Cindy Bear
Originally posted by Soleran
You have a wiry and uncanny witt, thank you for sharing big grin

You mean he's a bit thick yes

outarddwarf
The leader of the cultists of smizasche has arrived...

Now who would best serve this cult?

Battle Pope

or

The Juggernaut?

I am leaning toward Battle Pope...

Badabing
Originally posted by outarddwarf
The leader of the cultists of smizasche has arrived...

Now who would best serve this cult?

Battle Pope

or

The Juggernaut?

I am leaning toward Battle Pope...
Hmm, I wonder who can cause more chaos?

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Badabing
Hmm, I wonder who can cause more chaos?

BattlePope

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Martian_mind
You....slide your nutsack into a body cavity when you fight?
Yes. Now nobody can kick me in the nuts.

You laugh now but after the third or fourth time I kick you in the nuts you won't be laughing so hard.

outarddwarf
Originally posted by Badabing
Hmm, I wonder who can cause more chaos? Depends on the kind of chaos you are looking for...

For wanton destruction and general smashing you get juggernaut (though he already has rep in the magiks)

And of course with Battle pope you get some of the wanton destruction and general smashing, plus you also happen to get the added bonus of causeing religous people to either poop themselves by the mearest sight of him or possibly an anurism (Spelling?)

Badabing
Battle Pope!!!!!!

Psyquis52
I also vote for Battle Pope. I believe that's all three of the Lord's voting.

Martian_mind
Originally posted by Psyquis52
I also vote for Battle Pope. I believe that's all three of the Lord's voting.

I vote Juggernaut.

Psyquis52
Of course you do. That's very much expected of you. big grin

Juggernaut can cause chaos but the attitude is all wrong.

outarddwarf
Im trying as we speak to make a render for a Battle Pope sig!

Martian_mind
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Of course you do. That's very much expected of you. big grin

Juggernaut can cause chaos but the attitude is all wrong.

He has caused great discord.....he has a chaotic powerset that constantly fluctuates,he is an unstoppable chaos machine,hell his presence causes Chaos emotionally for characters due to his power,and relationship with Xavier and The X-men(Also Outardwarf does not have the same attitude as Juggs)

Symmetric Chaos
Where did the name SMIZASCHE come from?

Badabing
Originally posted by Martian_mind
He has caused great discord.....he has a chaotic powerset that constantly fluctuates,he is an unstoppable chaos machine,hell his presence causes Chaos emotionally for characters due to his power,and relationship with Xavier and The X-men(Also Outardwarf does not have the same attitude as Juggs)
Silence Man Ape!


Okay my brothers. I have some theme music for our Realm of Smizasce. It's old schools but rocks.

Anthrax/Public Enemy - Bring The Noise
http://youtube.com/watch?v=29b9dEY6C50

Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rbPZVMLUkZE&mode=related&search=

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Where did the name SMIZASCHE come from?

If I had to guess I'd say Rick would know the answer to that.

I don't.

BooBoo Bear
The Bear Essentials! The Bear necessities! Which is thte better name for my new group?

outarddwarf
Bear-ly tollerable! jk

Ranger Smith
Originally posted by outarddwarf
Bear-ly tollerable! jk

Pretty funny though!!

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Ranger Smith
Pretty funny though!!

BooBoo? no not really

Badabing
Oh my brothers, I have terrible news. Newjak as been masquerading as a DAMN HIPPY! Originally posted by Newjak
If so people then let's cut them a break and see if it is true

Either way I couldn't find something on let's be friends
So this will have to do


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5AhkCoamAo



smile We must discuss this pernicious turn he's taken.

outarddwarf
I find that his slight hippyness is totally overwhelmed by his like of the Juggernaut and therefore is no problem because likeing the Juggernaut PWNS all!

Newjak
Originally posted by Badabing
Oh my brothers, I have terrible news. Newjak as been masquerading as a DAMN HIPPY! We must discuss this pernicious turn he's taken. For the moment I have become like the Huggernaut but don't worry sinister things lerk underneath evil face


Anywyas let's all get along big grin

Badabing
Originally posted by outarddwarf
I find that his slight hippyness is totally overwhelmed by his like of the Juggernaut and therefore is no problem because likeing the Juggernaut PWNS all! Shut it hippy lover! mad


Originally posted by Newjak
For the moment I have become like the Huggernaut but don't worry sinister things lerk underneath evil face


Anywyas let's all get along big grin
No. Let's not. no expression War.....It's fantastic. evillaugh

Newjak
Originally posted by Badabing
Shut it hippy lover! mad



No. let's not. no expression War.....It's fantastic. evillaugh Peace my friend


war

Soleran
Originally posted by Badabing
Shut it hippy lover! mad



No. Let's not. no expression War.....It's fantastic. evillaugh


Only if we win though, right?

Badabing
Originally posted by Newjak
Peace my friend


war

Peace! You want PEACE? Okay, here's a piece of shit!

Newjak
Originally posted by Badabing
Peace! You want PEACE? Okay, here's a piece of shit! Thank you I will put this into the ground so it may revitalize nature stick out tongue

Newjak
Originally posted by Soleran
Only if we win though, right? You can't win resistence is futile

borg

Badabing
Hmm, Newjak's damn hippy syndrome may be useful in causing chaos. shifty

Newjak
Originally posted by Badabing
Hmm, Newjak's damn hippy syndrome may be useful in causing chaos. shifty evil face

Badabing
http://www.break.com/index/ultra_realistic_hdtv.html

grey fox
Originally posted by Newjak
Peace my friend


war

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/blow6.gif

outarddwarf
Originally posted by Badabing
Shut it hippy lover! mad Correction I am a juggernaut lover as I made clear in the last post, duh dingle!

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Badabing
http://www.break.com/index/ultra_realistic_hdtv.html

laughing out loud

Reminds me of SpunkySmurph.

Newjak
Originally posted by grey fox
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/blow6.gif You would GF You Would no expression

Badabing
Originally posted by grey fox
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/blow6.gif Yes, YES! War is fantastic.

Originally posted by outarddwarf
Correction I am a juggernaut lover as I made clear in the last post, duh dingle! Nope, you're suffering from DHS.

outarddwarf
Fig newtons?

Badabing
Originally posted by outarddwarf
Fig newtons?
Your mind has been clouded by DHS. sad

Newjak
Originally posted by Badabing
Your mind has been clouded by DHS. sad Just wait till he wants to give you a hug no expression

Badabing
Originally posted by Newjak
Just wait till he wants to give you a hug no expression
That's not good for anybody.

outarddwarf
I LOVE HUGS!!!!

Badabing
Originally posted by outarddwarf
I LOVE HUGS!!!!
Don't make me deliver suffering. You're feverish with DHS.

outarddwarf
Does that deliver thing mean you are using the...


UPS!!!

Psyquis52
Originally posted by outarddwarf
Does that deliver thing mean you are using the...


UPS!!! I hate you.

Badabing
I'm pissed and looking for somebody to exact my anger on.

Martian_mind
Originally posted by Badabing
I'm pissed and looking for somebody to exact my anger on.

Bring it Pissant stick out tongue

Badabing
Originally posted by Martian_mind
Bring it Pissant stick out tongue
You know, I just was about to post something very mean and I held myself. You're a good dude and I may have felt badly about it tomorrow.

Martian_mind
Originally posted by Badabing
You know, I just was about to post something very mean and I held myself. You're a good dude and I may have felt badly about it tomorrow.

What happened that pissed you off so much?

Psyquis52
Not likely. I never feel bad about anything.








Except for burning down that orphanage. That still eats at me inside.

Martian_mind
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Not likely. I never feel bad about anything.








Except for burning down that orphanage. That still eats at me inside.

I knew replacing the boy you wanted to kill with your sister would piss you off evil face

Psyquis52
Nah. That didn't bother me, but the bunny rabbits living under the place make me feel bad inside.

Martian_mind
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Nah. That didn't bother me, but the bunny rabbits living under the place make me feel bad inside.

confused They all managed to escape by digging deep under ground....i thought you would have noticed when you went through the ashes peeing on the Nuns corpeses.

SpunkySmurph
Originally posted by Martian_mind
confused They all managed to escape by digging deep under ground....i thought you would have noticed when you went through the ashes peeing on the Nuns corpeses.

hmm

Your level of authority on this leads me to believe those night-vision goggles I gave you are being put to good use.

Stalker. no expression

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Martian_mind
confused They all managed to escape by digging deep under ground....i thought you would have noticed when you went through the ashes peeing on the Nuns corpeses.
Really? That orphanage was Catholic? Wow. I just thought the place was illegaly storing Penguin mutants.

Martian_mind
Originally posted by SpunkySmurph
hmm

Your level of authority on this leads me to believe those night-vision goggles I gave you are being put to good use.

Stalker. no expression

I've studied you all carefully.....i've stolen your DNA to create the ultimate poster.....The sarcasm of Xmarkesthespot,The innocence of Entity,The good looks of Badabing,the wisdom of Pyquis,the Impotence of smurf......



















What? confused

Martian_mind
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Really? That orphanage was Catholic? Wow. I just thought the place was illegaly storing Penguin mutants.

So...you felt the need to piss on the heads of illegal penguin mutants?

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Martian_mind
I've studied you all carefully.....i've stolen your DNA to create the ultimate poster.....The sarcasm of Xmarkesthespot,The innocence of Entity,The good looks of Badabing,the wisdom of Pyquis,the Impotence of smurf......

What? confused
My wisdom? You're screwed. laughing

Martian_mind
Originally posted by Psyquis52
My wisdom? You're screwed. laughing

Wiser words were never spoken cool

...Well seems we've got a paradox on our hands now messed

Psyquis52
Nope. You've got a paradox. I'm doing just fine.

"V"
Also, goddamn.. Looks of Bada? confused I feel very sorry for you dude.

Heh, How's Mrs.Skylar doing Psyquis?

outarddwarf
Hows your mom doing "V"...

*Giggles and runs away*

"V"
Originally posted by outarddwarf
Hows your mom doing "V"...

*Giggles and runs away*

She's dead.

Thanks for asking.

Rick/Genis
My face is dead.

Soleran
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
My face is dead.


Normally hangovers just give me a headache.

outarddwarf
So thinking about it. If I am gonna join I would need to explain exactly why Battle Pope supports chaos. Alright I will be doing some major parts of this in spoilers because if I don't than it will ruin a good part of the series for most people.

Battle Pope:
Alright picture this, you are the Pope when god himself comes to earth and sentences everyone to be condemned from heaven. You were never the best pope of course, you never held off on sex, smoked cigars religously, Drink like no ones buissness, and cuss up a storm. You have personally trainning from your good friend BRUCE LEE!!! (that makes him beat the shit out of a good 90% of people) Now Hells gates are broken and the demons are released on earth, as the pope you should have prevented this. Instead the armies of the world fought a huge battle with the demons eventually comeing to a truce. Now humans and demons live together.

You are the Pope and no one gives a shit! If anything is more chaotic than being the Pope when god has condemned all people to exile from heaven.
In the beginning of his comic the first thing you see is him drinking and smokeing in a bar. That is not popeish. He knows the religous stuff but he doesnt even care and he leads the Funkers.

The next thing he does is cut off a demons arm and take the girl home he was harrasing and bang her. Once again, defying religion. That is true chaos if you can defy the basic tenents of the religion you lead.

outarddwarf
So other things supporting chaos he has done are:
1. He has a sidekick, Jesus Christ himself who he drags around and gets into trouble on a regular basis, including one time where he leaves him to get his ass kicked by several guys while Battle Pope goes and has sex with a demon chick who is trying to kill him then tells her she isn't good in the sack

2. Gives jesus a blow up doll for his Birthday/Christmas present when he asked for a pony

3.Makes God make a deal with him that if he saves Saint Micheal that he would get into heaven. Then when he finally accomplishes he refuses to go and says he would like to take over for Michael as the protector of the few good people left on earth.

4. Leaves Jesus and their new ally Santa Clause to go patrolling the streets while he goes grocery shopping, where he insults every girl in the store by saying "Attention Broads, There's a tampon sale on aisle 4!" then further postpones his getting back with jesus and santa to shag a girl in his car that hasn't seen him for a while.

5. AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE OF ALL! BATTLE POPE HAS SEX WITH, REPEATEDLY MIGHT I ADD, THE VIRGIN MARY!!! Which really doesn't sit well with god I might add. This is on the night before Jesus' birthday which she was visiting for.

Link to first issue of Battle Pope: http://www.newsarama.com/ImageComics/BattlePope/BattlePope01issue.htm

Rick/Genis
Wow.... that's utterly offensive..



You're in thumb up

Badabing
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Rick/Genis
right confused

outarddwarf
Yea cause thats how Battle Pope rolls!

Symmetric Chaos
Has anybody taken Jaspers yet?

Badabing
Here's the list of members.
Badabing - MR. MXYZPTLK
Psyquis - SLAPSTICK
Rick Genis - IMPOSSIBLE MAN
Outarddwarf - BATTLE POPE

You only need to explain why Jaspers will cause chaos.

outarddwarf
Yes! I have the power! And jesus is my side kick!

Soleran
Originally posted by Badabing
Here's the list of members.
Badabing - MR. MXYZPTLK
Psyquis - SLAPSTICK
Rick Genis - IMPOSSIBLE MAN
Outarddwarf - BATTLE POPE

You only need to explain why Jaspers will cause chaos.


You Excluded SMURFETTE, seriously that's just not smurfy and down right irresponsible of you bro! mad

Badabing
Originally posted by Badabing
Here's the list of members.
Badabing - MR. MXYZPTLK
Psyquis - SLAPSTICK
Rick Genis - IMPOSSIBLE MAN
Soleran - SMURFETTE
Outarddwarf - BATTLE POPE

You only need to explain why Jaspers will cause chaos.
embarrasment

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Badabing
You only need to explain why Jaspers will cause chaos.

Well . . . Jaspers' Warp destabalized reality on a grand scale and even 238Jaspers almost managed to mess with his entire universe. (I remember something about people bursting into flame and mutating at random thats pretty chaotic)

Jaspers possesses power nearing that of a god but lacks the . . . how shall I put this . . . sanity to use it in a constructive manner.

In summary he has a history of spreading chaos and a profile that says he'd do it again given the chance.

Badabing
Rick should be on later. Jaspers seems good to me. cool

"V"
Chaos, you are accepted. Why? Because I say so Bizatch.

Badabing
Originally posted by "V"
Chaos, you are accepted. Why? Because I say so Bizatch.
Case closed. Man Law! hammer

Psyquis52
Originally posted by "V"
Also, goddamn.. Looks of Bada? confused I feel very sorry for you dude.

Heh, How's Mrs.Skylar doing Psyquis?

She's well. We're about to buy a house so she's kind of in a bit of a panic right now though.

Psyquis52
Well. That just about does it for me. I'm off for a meeting and then to bed.

outarddwarf
well I am gonna sit here and wait...

I hate waiting...

Soleran
Originally posted by outarddwarf
well I am gonna sit here and wait...

I hate waiting...


Yes you are waiting in a whirlwind of chaos right now, do you feel that, well do you!?!?!?

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by outarddwarf
well I am gonna sit here and wait...

I hate waiting...

It is merely the calm before the inevitable storm my friend.

outarddwarf
now I am no longer waiting. My GF is here! YAY!

Rick/Genis
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
It is merely the calm before the inevitable storm my friend.

Of course you're in. What comics is Jaspers in, by the way?

EDIT: Nevermind, I found it.

Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Rick/Genis
Of course you're in.

big grin cool


















So now what? confused

Rick/Genis
I sent you a private message big grin

outarddwarf
aw...
I didn't get a private message!

Rick/Genis
Originally posted by outarddwarf
aw...
I didn't get a private message!

you're battle pope, right? okay big grin

Rick/Genis
a pm should have come to you big grin

outarddwarf
Got it thanks!

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