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who wins?

George Foreman's the guy with the grill that burns the fat into that tray, right? Or was that one Gary Coleman?

what? Oh, who cares, for Christ sake.

What?

george foreman, ex heavyweight champion.

fat stupid bastard

which one?

This is pathetic. . . .

the fight would be pathetic, i'll give you that.

Beard=teh hawt pwnzor!!

and you =verylameo

But Santa's magic...isn't he?

Anyways, props for a hilarity causing thread title.

Of course Santa Claus is the obvious choice as he comes from a realm beyond which we cannot even begin to imagine. Alternatively, George Foreman is a proven fighter with his ability to fight being second to none. It is certainly a close call but weighing up all the available data (bearing in mind that Santa Claus has no proven existence) I'd have to say George Foreman.


You people make me vomit.