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Used to be known as gay moment, Now its called brokeback moment. Do you have any brokeback moments?
I was baby sitting a 'gay "drunk and violent'' patient who's admitted. All patients are suppose to change from their regular clothes to a patient gown. Since he was on a suicide watch, I'm not suppose to let him out of my site. Lets just say that I turned my back on him when he was changing his clothes he got too close for comfort and and felt his weapon of ass destruction so I turned around and he told me "Your smile can go a long way." I wasn't smiling at him, I had a weird face expression. I backed away and shuddered, and thats my brokeback moment.

Sometimes, when I think about two dudes really giving me th.....no, never.

i bet you liked that, didn't you Smiter, you liked it a lot, you filthy butsecker. Say it, scream his name, oh, yes, oh!

This thread is so gay.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
This thread is so gay.
I believe the term is Brokeback.... R-Tard.

This thread is so brokeback.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, excuse me......Brokeback idiot.
At least I'm not a hemophiliac. mhm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That....that cuts me man...and now I'm going to bleed to death. You are so inconsiderate....

Why the hell did you tell him your medical condition? Thats pretty brokeback.

Originally posted by Strangelove
See, when I think hemophiliac, I think that Scott gets turned on by blood.

Does that make me brokeback? cry

Yea thats Pretty brokeback way of thinking.
I thought hemophillia its a medical condition that blood clotting is impossible.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~

Originally posted by Smiter
Yea thats Pretty brokeback way of thinking.
I thought hemophillia its a medical condition that blood clotting is impossible. That is indeed the real word, way to keep up thumbsup

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
That....that cuts me man...and now I'm going to bleed to death. You are so inconsiderate....
Originally posted by Strangelove
That is indeed the real word, way to keep up thumbsup
I'm Never Wrong

Originally posted by Bardock42
Sometimes, when I think about two dudes really giving me th.....no, never.
too late!!!!

Rogue Jedi I know you got brokeback moments.

well, i've been asked out several times by gay men. once i even blushed. does that count?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
This thread is so gay.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, i've been asked out several times by gay men. once i even blushed. does that count?

They detected you on their gaydar SEVERAL TIMES? It counts on Brokeback Moment points.

well, gay men have very high standards, so i took it as a helluva a compliment.

gay men are out to look for another gay men.

You got a very high brokeback standards.

not sure if that is good or bad.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
not sure if that is good or bad.

Both.

Good: brokeback guys ask you out.
Bad: women dont

i get my share of women too, even more so.

You share women? Ok Mr.Player

no, i mean that i get hit on by women all the time too.

did you tap her?

nope. never, not anymore.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
nope. never, not anymore. That's the answer I expected. Yep you're brokeback.

Originally posted by Smiter
That's the answer I expected. Yep you're brokeback.
not brokeback, just whipped. utterly and eternally so.

I give it 10 years not eternal, its the reality

Originally posted by Smiter
I give it 10 years not eternal, its the reality
nope, sorry, its gonna last a helluva lot longer than 10 years.

What usually happens during marriage?

financial problems, sexual problems, infidelity (including brokeback moments), Shit happens.
you only have 10% chance of growing old together. Good luck to ya.

Originally posted by Smiter
What usually happens during marriage?

financial problems, sexual problems, infidelity (including brokeback moments), Shit happens.
you only have 10% chance of growing old together. Good luck to ya.
financial problems: that becomes a problem if you let it, but we dont intend to.

sexual problems: none thus far, none in the near future. if one arises, viagra.

infidelity: this happens if you are weak willed, and neither of us are.

10%? where the hell did you get this stat?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
financial problems: that becomes a problem if you let it, but we dont intend to.

sexual problems: none thus far, none in the near future. if one arises, viagra.

infidelity: this happens if you are weak willed, and neither of us are.

10%? where the hell did you get this stat?

Guestimate from my co workers. during breaks we exchange shit. No its not brokeback.

you are both brokeback boys.

Originally posted by Smiter
Guestimate from my co workers. during breaks we exchange shit. No its not brokeback.
well, thats all it is. a guestimate. i talked to a couples therapy grouo a while back (they were holding a seminar at my job) and they suggested that she and i come to their class. when i told the therapist how our relationship was, she was like "wow. you guys really are in good shape. keep it up."

RJ is brokeback with FJ

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
our relationship was, she was like "wow. you guys really are in good shape. keep it up."

Thats the shit I've been looking for all my mothafakin life. Why is it evading me and shit?

Originally posted by Smiter
Thats the shit I've been looking for all my mothafakin life. Why is it evading me and shit?
you are not gonna find it, truat me. one day, you are gonna be sitting there, and she is gonna fall in your lap. you are gonna be like WTF? who the hell is this?

I just had a "good" brokeback moment. You know who you are.

yeah, you da bomb, pappi.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you are not gonna find it, truat me. one day, you are gonna be sitting there, and she is gonna fall in your lap. you are gonna be like WTF? who the hell is this?
thats such a brokeback thing to say

This one time, when I was in the bus, some guy kept accidentaly touching my ass. ''The bus is really full.'' and all that crap.

ok, i have a really juicy one from when i was 20. wanna hear?

I listen to wham, and bought JT's album.

I mad brokeback.

wham? as in george michael?

go on the RJ, you big brokeback boy.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
wham? as in george michael? Indeed, George Michael was in Wham!

i know, i am just having a hard time wrapping my mind around that.

sharing your feelings to another man is so brokeback

Wham! are brokeback

Somebody ended my straight days.

oooh, sounds brokeback

My male friend asked me to feel his biceps. Thats pretty brokeback of him.

The moment doesn't have to be of me does it?

Nope! it can be the things you observe. but we prefer your moment

I don't have broke backmoments except with my gay lover vin....

Here's the BB Moment:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/439982_26-valentines-day-part-1

Originally posted by AOR
I don't have broke backmoments except with my gay lover vin....

Here's the BB Moment:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/439982_26-valentines-day-part-1

I knew it involves Vinny Valentine in the scenario even before looking at the link.

Originally posted by Smiter
I knew it involves Vinny Valentine in the scenario even before looking at the link.

vin

I'm running out of straight porn that I looked at other alternatives.

^ That's pretty brokeback.

Originally posted by Smiter
I'm running out of straight porn that I looked at other alternatives.
Originally posted by Quiero Mota
^ That's pretty brokeback.

Is lesbian porn considered brokeback?

Originally posted by Smiter
Used to be known as gay moment, Now its called brokeback moment. Do you have any brokeback moments?
I was baby sitting a 'gay "drunk and violent'' patient who's admitted. All patients are suppose to change from their regular clothes to a patient gown. Since he was on a suicide watch, I'm not suppose to let him out of my site. Lets just say that I turned my back on him when he was changing his clothes he got too close for comfort and and felt his weapon of ass destruction so I turned around and he told me "Your smile can go a long way." I wasn't smiling at him, I had a weird face expression. I backed away and shuddered, and thats my brokeback moment.

You haven't read my sprite comix have you?

Originally posted by Smiter
Used to be known as gay moment, Now its called brokeback moment. Do you have any brokeback moments?
I was baby sitting a 'gay "drunk and violent'' patient who's admitted. All patients are suppose to change from their regular clothes to a patient gown. Since he was on a suicide watch, I'm not suppose to let him out of my site. Lets just say that I turned my back on him when he was changing his clothes he got too close for comfort and and felt his weapon of ass destruction so I turned around and he told me "Your smile can go a long way." I wasn't smiling at him, I had a weird face expression. I backed away and shuddered, and thats my brokeback moment.
wow, at first i was going to say my "brokebackmoment" was being in this thread, but jesus ****ing chriost dude, your story is ****ed up

Originally posted by Scythe
You haven't read my sprite comix have you?

yes and its fun. Thanks for preoccupying me.