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is it possible? if anyone knows any ways to obtain forcelike powers, please post here or PM me if you want to remain secret.

Holy Shit! Watch out!

Oh thank God! You almost got hit by a Life.

Fortunately though, you remain the One With No Life.

Some of the people here should be able to help you bud, they are incredibly knowledgeable about things, so much so that they do not realise the new Star Wars films are crap!

there are crazed up sites who needs to get a life like you..

google them.

oh, and, Star Wars ain't real. its a movie. don't mean to burst your bubble...

This is halarious.

I actually think the responses are more funny and cringeworthy than the actual post itself.

Originally posted by Tangible God
Holy Shit! Watch out!

Oh thank God! You almost got hit by a Life.

Fortunately though, you remain the One With No Life.

Get off of the internet and find a religon or just go to sleep.

Jedi are not real.

Master Bruce, the same guy who is constantly ridiculed in the Comic Book Forums because if his claiming that he goes out and fights crime at night...

...I didn't think it was possible to be this lame.

Originally posted by masterbruce
is it possible? if anyone knows any ways to obtain forcelike powers, please post here or PM me if you want to remain secret.

I'll tell you how.

First you must turn off your computer. Then you must close your eyes. Finally realize what an utter failure you are. That's the force talking to you.

Oh man. This guy's a comic genius. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard from anything on this forum. Classic!

Just read the original post (with the thread title) again, it's pure genius!

And the replies are great. Oh my...

Ummm.

Wow...

this is great...star wars geeks making fun of someone for wanting to learn about the potential existence of something

you guys are soooo coooool in your star wars conventions hahahaha

whatever, I will seek info from less closeminded folk

and I didn't mean force powers exactly like in star wars, but 'forcelike' powers

He has a point, has shown you lot up

HAHAHAHA The Force may not be real, but telekinesis is.

So are dancing bananas.

Originally posted by masterbruce
is it possible? if anyone knows any ways to obtain forcelike powers, please post here or PM me if you want to remain secret.

Killing yourself right now is the only way to obtain Force powers. If you don't believe me, ask Obi-Wan.

Guys, let's be nice, I mean, if there was a way to get forcelike powers, it's worth asking, right?

Anyway, Masterbruce, your answer: Going through puberty first may help.

P.S. Shut the Hell up.

Well, Jolly solved everything

A sense of humour non existent in KMC forums these days?

Originally posted by masterbruce
this is great...star wars geeks making fun of someone for wanting to learn about the potential existence of something

you guys are soooo coooool in your star wars conventions hahahaha

whatever, I will seek info from less closeminded folk

and I didn't mean force powers exactly like in star wars, but 'forcelike' powers


I can mercilessly pummel you with punches to the face. Thats my 'force-like' power.

Its also actually what you deserve in making a thread this horrible. If anything, it would at least knock some sense into you.

Originally posted by Blue_Hefner
Killing yourself right now is the only way to obtain Force powers. If you don't believe me, ask Obi-Wan.

this made me literally LOL.

Originally posted by masterbruce
is it possible? if anyone knows any ways to obtain forcelike powers, please post here or PM me if you want to remain secret. HAHAHAH!!! UR EVEN DUMBER THAN I AM!! GTFO OUT MY INTERNETS, MARVEL BOY! LMFAO!!!
jawdrop jawdrop

Sou teh Force is no real?

You want to achieve godlike force powers? Put a plastic bag over your head until you pass out. If/when you wake up, you will be empowered with force abilities..

Or try LSD.

Originally posted by Darth Scythe
this made me literally LOL.

That was my goal. Nice to Obama in your sig, Alliance.

Originally posted by Blue_Hefner
Killing yourself right now is the only way to obtain Force powers. If you don't believe me, ask Obi-Wan.
He cannot die! he has no life
...
How can you kill that which has NO life

You can stop making fun of the failing troll, this man has gone somewhere else to find out how to get God like powers. He needs no advice from us geeks. He is currently spending time in a psychiatrical institude.

Lightside or Darkside? If second, something may be arranged.....

oh is there a way i can get general grievous-like cybermitics cause if there is someone tell me p.s. someone close this thread

shoutQUEEQ!!!

queeq?

Queeq.

queeq?

QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEQ

QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEQ

Queeq......

queeq?

SuckMyBalls.

Originally posted by Stalker 360
QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Queeq, is there a way I can get my DNA transformed into Jangos?

to all you queeqers.

Queeq never comes here..

Squeeq.

Originally posted by Burnt Pancakes
SuckMyBalls. i'd rather not

you guys are losers...with a capital L.

And you're not Batman, with a capital NOT.

I'm so very tired.

Hahaha, the guy who wants to learn magic is back. I guess he found out reality is different and now hates us and himself.

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/avatars/comic/Batman2.gif LOL http://images.killermovies.com/forums/avatars/comic/Batman2.gif LOL http://images.killermovies.com/forums/avatars/comic/Batman2.gif LOL http://images.killermovies.com/forums/avatars/comic/Batman2.gif LOL http://images.killermovies.com/forums/avatars/comic/Batman2.gif LOL

velho angel if u do find magic then ur godly!

Originally posted by masterbruce
you guys are losers...with a capital L.


Originally posted by masterbruce
if anyone knows any ways to obtain forcelike powers, please post here or PM me if you want to remain secret.

Spoken like a true virgin.

Originally posted by Secretus
Spoken like a true virgin. notworthy notworthy

Originally posted by Secretus
Spoken like a true virgin.

so...what's wrong with being a virgin? I'm just picky, haven't found the right girl and I'm not the type to settle.

But... your Bruce Wayne.

Originally posted by masterbruce
so...what's wrong with being a virgin? I'm just picky, haven't found the right girl and I'm not the type to settle. You're either a teenager or a very pathetic man.

heres a force like power having 13 African grey parrots

Originally posted by masterbruce
so...what's wrong with being a virgin? I'm just picky, haven't found the right girl and I'm not the type to settle. http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m239/charlebs/1175422743919.jpg

It is no secert.George just used a bunch of different reglions to make the force.New age is one and so is Hindu.jm

There is nothing wrong in being a virgin, Masterbruce. You can always be a monk for example, or a Catholic Priest.