Tossing the "Death Sticks"
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ToMacco
I'm trying to quit smoking. It shouldn't be too hard, because I don't really smoke when I'm not drinking on the weekends. But I started to smoke at work (so I could get extra breaks).
So it needs to end. I havn't smoked for 11 days now. I feel better.
Dim
not to mention how much money you'll save...those things are expensive
ToMacco
Yeah, they are damn near $5 here in Minnesota!
yerssot
*best Elan voice*
you wanna buy some deathsticks?
Mujaffa
best obi-wan voice:
"you will not sell me deathsticks"
yerssot
I don't want to sell YOU deathsticks, I want to sell To some
Mujaffa
Then YOU'LL log of and re-think YOUR LIFE!!!
yerssot
no, too tired for that
Mujaffa
Mah's pc whent night night when he tried too install adsl today...
yerssot
that explains his absense here, he was supposed to be here tonight!
Hope he gets things fixed fast, 'cause my comp isn't stable anymore either
Mujaffa
he wouldn't get it fixed too night...maby tomorrow...or a couple of days
Tex
It's about time you gave up your **** ToMacco
Captain REX
Congrats To! Good decision.
In that case I better throw these away...
*takes death sticks out of To's pockets and puts them in the KMC trashcan*
Gundark
I'm glad you're quitting To.....you'll smell better.
Corran
He could hardly smell any worse.
Captain REX
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mechmoggy
I know your pain To, when I switched from working days to perm nights my habit went from 15/20 a day to 30/40 a night!!!
I just had to give those suckers up and thankfully I did.
Captain REX
Good for you Mech. You and To will around longer than you would have if you kept up with the Death Sticks.
Who else needs to give up the dirty habit?
Julie
Yea...good move guys...Um I never took up smoking, so I don't have to quit. It's too darn expensive a habit not to mention dirty and bad for you...I need to save my money...uh...for college of course
finti
never smoked so I dont have to shake that habbit
queeq
Wow... a real topic by To.
mah
woohoo, good for you To! dump those nasty sticks!
finti
smoke some weed instead
queeq
Well, we do the supplying.
yerssot
we do the catching up
Tex
That's one of the things I most hated about Europe, everybody smokes! Very annoying!
Tex
We'll we are a bunch of fat asses, but atleast we dont blow smoke in the faces of our tourists!
Whenever I smell cig smoke, I think of Europe, cause that's how it smells!
yerssot
clearly my previous post has not made the idea clear
Tex
You clear?
Tex
all that smoke must be making you retarded
yerssot
all those hamburgers must be clogging up your brains
Tex
beats those nasty waffles of yours
mah
there's too many smokers here yes, but not THAT many.
Tex
See!
Ushgarak
There are just more non-smoking areas in the US, is all.
Captain REX
Which is a good thing. That way everything doesn't smell bad.
queeq
But in the US there is an almost sectaric fanatisism against smoking. I don't smoke and I don't like it either, but I think this hate against smokers kinda remind me of the Inquisistion days. Especially in the States.
In Holland we now hate death threats on the cigarette packages. I don't think that's normal, really.
mah
the packages should be one big picture of a smokers lung instead
mechmoggy
God there's nothing more annoying than people moaning at you cus your smoking, but I too have turned into one of those people. I've now banned smoking in my car and always moan if people spark up in my office.
Gundark
Nobody smokes in my car. Nobody smokes in my house. Its disgusting.
yerssot
not even the fireplace?
Fire
smoking is bad for ur health it is selfish and it's disgusting
Ushgarak
Your house is disgusting, Gundy?
queeq
Sounds like it. *tears up invitation for dinner at Gundy's*
yerssot
there goes the good name of our class... wait... we don't have one...
Fire
hihi well u're right
but what do we care
yerssot
well, as long as they keep quiet and I get my sleep, I'm perfectly happy
ToMacco
I threw a big party at my house on Friday. Everyone was outside smoking except like two of us. I did end up having like 4 that night. But I didn't smoke last night or today.
I think I'll be alright if I have a few while I'm drinking.
Unless I go back to drinking everyday like I did at UW Stout.
Tex
I do have to admit, that the aroma of a nice Ciggar can be very relaxing. They dont stink like cheap ****.
ToMacco
Tex, the only thing you smoke is the meat pole
Corran
Tex sucks, huh, huh, huh, huh.
Sabrea
dont even smoke a little once in a while, cause then you'll start smoking more and more...thats what happens to my grandmother when she tres to quit, she stops, then smokes a little saying its only once in a while...then you start smoking more and more....and if anyone has any advice on quiting smoking pleaze tell my dad...he smokes like 1 or 2 packs a day
Sabrea
my dad smoke litereally 24/7...blah..i cant get him to stop, and i have asthma so the smoke REALLY bothers me
yerssot
my mom smoked, my sis smoked, I don't
Sabrea
i dont and and dont plan on it
yerssot
smokED, means they don't do it anymore
yerssot
or so they claimed... all my friends smoke, after FM
mah
you pot-smoking, sigarette-smoking belgians you!
yerssot
we don't smoke pot EVERY time!
Fire
lol no I don't smoke anything
ToMacco
I think it's better to quit gradually instead of cold turkey.
Captain REX
My friend's mom smoked a cigarette in high school, but she fainted and stayed away from that shit the rest of her life.
Hey, Tex, what does Bjork smoke?
j/k Does she smoke?
ToMacco
Whatever she smokes, she should stop, because it's messing up her life.
queeq
But increasing my bank account.
Corran
She smokes Pork Sword.
Tex
Outrageous!!!!
You filthy pigs have no manners what so ever!!!
It's like I'm the only one with class around here
Tex
There was this anexoric Chineese girl back in Middle School who was always getting high, she really liked me and was always asking if I wanted to get high too. I said no.
See, class.
Tex
Told ya
ToMacco
I would call that common sense.
Tex
So now you decide to change your mind?
See! no class whatsoever!
ToMacco
Wern't we talking about cigarretes?
Tex
No, let's talk about **** instead :shy:
ToMacco
You don't smoke, do you?
Tex
I wouldn't mind smoking a *** once in a while.
I'd like to put one in my mouth and puff and huff!
ToMacco
Dude, you're a sick sick bastard.
Tex
Whatever Mr.
Your the one with the dirty mind! I was talking about cigs all along!
HOnest
ToMacco
No one in this country calls a cigarette a ***.
Tex
I like nice big long ****, that just slide into your mouth, and you just cant stop sucking on the end of them. They taste so good.
Tex
Oh this is so much fun.
Heaven forbid my mom ever catches me smoking some ***. She'd probably throw me out of the house.
But I wouldn't care, I'd just find some desolate alley and smoke big fat **** all day!!!
ToMacco
You need professional help.
Tex
Yeah, it's hard to quit smoking.
ToMacco
You should chew. (enter lady oral sex joke).
Tex
Absolutely disgusting!
Have you no shame?
I have good mind to report your post to a moderator sir!
Outrageous!
ToMacco
You're so full of shit that you're eyes are brown.
queeq
Plenty of foul language.... enough to close. It's over 100 anyway.
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