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Now wait a minute, y'all
This thread ain't for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers, get on out there and post
POST, I said!


For Kerry. doped

This like went NOWHERE.ermm

well he did say "Only the sexy people"
so that rules me out on posting.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
This like went NOWHERE.ermm

srug It was partly timing and partly because it was more or less intended for Kerry.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
srug It was partly timing and partly because it was more or less intended for Kerry.

Ssh attention whore shh.petpet

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Ssh attention whore shh.petpet

Read what she wrote in the Valentines thread.....Jeez...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Read what she wrote in the Valentines thread.....Jeez...

I saw before I posted here.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I saw before I posted here.

So, then it's not a thread for me, it's for beautiful people.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
So, then it's not a thread for me, it's for beautiful people.

SO you're ugly?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
SO you're ugly?

Yes. Finally, you get it.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes. Finally, you get it.

Hey I've said it for like ever. I've just been waiting on the confirmation.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Hey I've said it for like ever. I've just been waiting on the confirmation.

I'm ugly. yes

And I suck in bed. yes

Just because we have chiseled abs, and stunning features, doesn't mean we don't have feelings too!! Just because we're really, really, ridiculously good-looking!

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/parenting/2006/08/01/zoolander_blog240x303.jpg

doped

Originally posted by Strangelove
Just because we have chiseled abs, and stunning features, doesn't mean we don't have feelings too!! Just because we're really, really, ridiculously good-looking!

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/parenting/2006/08/01/zoolander_blog240x303.jpg

doped

Awesome. Brings back memories of Smallville and my thread....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I'm ugly. yes

And I suck in bed. yes

Now that you have admitted the truth the healing can begin.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Now that you have admitted the truth the healing can begin.

Really now, Alanananananana....if what I said were to be taken correctly, then this must be the opposite thread. diva

hmm

Thus. Am I allowed to post here? *shht shht attention attention shht shht*

So...this is my thread?

*waits for Mist to insult me* hmm

Originally posted by Puzzle
So...this is my thread?

Ken, ja, you're made for this thread, with that sweatervest...droolio



Originally posted by Les yeux clos
*waits for Mist to insult me* hmm

And Ash, you're the sexiest thing since Princess Leia in a slave outfit. droolio

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ken, ja, you're made for this thread, with that sweatervest...droolio





And Ash, you're the sexiest thing since Princess Leia in a slave outfit. droolio Oh, that old thing. blush2

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
Oh, that old thing. blush2

Yeah....it's just so...cute on you.....with all the exposed skin and stuff....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yeah....it's just so...cute on you.....with all the exposed skin and stuff.... I know...I think it shows my scales off to their absolute best. bag

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And Ash, you're the sexiest thing since Princess Leia in a slave outfit. droolio

Leia wasn't hot at all. ermmnone

Originally posted by Les yeux clos
I know...I think it shows my scales off to their absolute best. bag

Scales?

Trust me, you're the hottest, er, lizard woman I've ever known.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ken, ja, you're made for this thread, with that sweatervest...droolio





And Ash, you're the sexiest thing since Princess Leia in a slave outfit. droolio

droolio

Just thinking about Ash in a Slave Leia outfit...

Originally posted by Puzzle
droolio

Just thinking about Ash in a Slave Leia outfit...

mhm I look better in it.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
mhm I look better in it.

You can't pull off any look, not with those hooves infected with gout. mhm

Originally posted by Puzzle
You can't pull off any look, not with those hooves infected with gout. mhm

I......jawdrop You'll eat those words, Mr. Windu-Kenobi. I'll feed you with these very hooves...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I......jawdrop You'll eat those words, Mr. Windu-Kenobi. I'll feed you with these very hooves...

You going to start tapping the ground with them now, and call it counting?

Originally posted by Puzzle
You going to start tapping the ground with them now, and call it counting?

Dude, you are so dead. You've got 5 seconds to live, any last requests....?

*one tap, two taps, three taps, four taps, five taps - charges*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Dude, you are so dead. You've got 5 seconds to live, any last requests....?

*one tap, two taps, three taps, four taps, five taps - charges* lol lol

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Dude, you are so dead. You've got 5 seconds to live, any last requests....?

*one tap, two taps, three taps, four taps, five taps - charges*

*dodges*

I could see you coming a mile away, your antlers are too big.

Originally posted by Puzzle
your antlers are too big.

I never knew some men considered that a problem.leftright

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I never knew some men considered that a problem.leftright

Antlers, not penis.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Antlers, not penis.

Antlers is Moose talk for balls.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Antlers is Moose talk for balls.

So, he has "antlers" on his head? Seems like he's always in that position.

Originally posted by Puzzle
So, he has "antlers" on his head? Seems like he's always in that position.

And that kids is how to pwn a Moose.lol

SO how you doin?flirt

Originally posted by LethalFemme
And that kids is how to pwn a Moose.lol

SO how you doin?flirt

With a Femme for the assist.

Could be better, but at least I don't have to go to work on my bum leg yet.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Antlers is Moose talk for balls.

You're not helping me here.


For the record, Antlers is Moose for Antlers. Not balls.

Femmes is Moose for Balls.

Originally posted by Puzzle
With a Femme for the assist.

Could be better, but at least I don't have to go to work on my bum leg yet.

thankyou

When do you go back?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're not helping me here.


For the record, Antlers is Moose for Antlers. Not balls.

Femmes is Moose for Balls.

I help plenty.pfft

You and all mankind wish to have me and their balls in the same category ..........or room.lf

Originally posted by LethalFemme
thankyou

When do you go back?

Don't know, I'm off until at least Wednesday. I go see an orthopedic surgeon on that day to determine if there is any torn ligaments or tendon damage in the knee, then we'll go from there.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Don't know, I'm off until at least Wednesday. I go see an orthopedic surgeon on that day to determine if there is any torn ligaments or tendon damage in the knee, then we'll go from there.

I know someone who had knee surgery, Be prepaid to be off your feet for a few if you do need it.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I know someone who had knee surgery, Be prepaid to be off your feet for a few if you do need it.

I know. I've seen 3 family members need it, and a friend who has needed many surgeries on both knees.

Originally posted by Puzzle
I know. I've seen 3 family members need it, and a friend who has needed many surgeries on both knees.

You're gonna be on your back for awhile.leftright

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're gonna be on your back for awhile.leftright

Remind you of silver tears? leftright

do i make the cut?

Originally posted by Scottie
do i make the cut? always

Originally posted by Puzzle
Remind you of silver tears? leftright

Are you implying Irene had knee surgery?leftright

Originally posted by Scottie
do i make the cut?

*looks under shirt* Pass.dd

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Are you implying Irene had knee surgery?leftright

That too. leftright

Originally posted by Puzzle
That too. leftright

Her knees have never needed surgery they work perfectly fine.leftright

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Her knees have never needed surgery they work perfectly fine.leftright

Then let's go with the other implication...she's on her back a lot from secks. ermm

Oh my, this thread is so beautiful

Originally posted by Scottie
do i make the cut?

Without a doubt!

Originally posted by Puzzle
Then let's go with the other implication...she's on her back a lot from secks. ermm

Not true sometimes I let her on topermm

Bumped for Kerry

*arrives*

Like, so sorry. I totally didn't see this thread ermm

Originally posted by Syren
*arrives*

Like, so sorry. I totally didn't see this thread ermm

I made it because you needed somewhere to be comfortable.

I've filled it with all of your favourite things.

Satin, silk, racoons....

Raccoons??

Originally posted by Syren
*arrives*

Like, so sorry. I totally didn't see this thread ermm

Finally another beautiful person.pray

Originally posted by Syren
Raccoons??

doh Beavers....BEAVERS....

Oh, my bad... harharhar

Originally posted by Syren
Oh, my bad... harharhar

Apparently it was funnier when sitting at my computer.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Apparently it was funnier when sitting at my computer.

She only licks trouser snakes.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine


eyes

Originally posted by LethalFemme
eyes

shifty

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
shifty

You come here often?blush2

pinkcuffs

She will now...

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You come here often?blush2

nah I prefer to avoid too many pretty people....they tend to make me sick.

Originally posted by Syren
pinkcuffs

She will now...

Whatcha gonna do with those cuffs?

That's for me to know and you to find out, sweet cheeks mwahaha

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
nah I prefer to avoid too many pretty people....they tend to make me sick.

You haven't been eating meeting the right ones.eyes

Originally posted by Syren
That's for me to know and you to find out, sweet cheeks mwahaha

Is it gonna hurt?dd

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She only licks trouser snakes.

What.....??!!

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You haven't been eating meeting the right ones.eyes

I guess not ermm I knew they smelled semmed a little odd. dodgy

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What.....??!!

They're an endangered species of snakes. I heard they spit.

Just like N*Sync

Originally posted by Syren
Just like N*Sync

No they suckleftright

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I guess not ermm I knew they smelled semmed a little odd. dodgy

You need to just find the right one.leftright

I'd post in this thread but there is no way of knowing what might happen to me.

Originally posted by Syren
You didn't think that through, did you?

You posted, prepare to meet your doom!! mwahaha

Can we play with him master please.dd

Originally posted by Syren
You didn't think that through, did you?

You posted, prepare to meet your doom!! mwahaha

Oh no! faint

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Can we play with him master please.dd

oh3

pinkcuffs

Originally posted by Syren
pinkcuffs

That smileys ass is way to big. shock_erm