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So yea I need cheering up, get all this stuf offa my mind. My Dad went into intensive care today and I can't handle it. I need some serious KMC loving. Anything you want to post in here that you think will make me smile I would LOVE.

Please don't post Fail, Phail, Watever, Okay, shut up *endless list* Because well dont.

Originally posted by Marko
So yea I need cheering up, get all this stuf offa my mind. My Dad went into intensive care today and I can't handle it. I need some serious KMC loving. Anything you want to post in here that you think will make me smile I would LOVE.

Please don't post Fail, Phail, Watever, Okay, shut up *endless list* Because well dont.

kissblush

Originally posted by Marko
So yea I need cheering up, get all this stuf offa my mind. My Dad went into intensive care today and I can't handle it. I need some serious KMC loving. Anything you want to post in here that you think will make me smile I would LOVE.

Please don't post Fail, Phail, Watever, Okay, shut up *endless list* Because well dont. _manhug_

_cheer_up_hug_

I find the best way of cheering myself up is suicide. But for you I sugest a simple herbal tea.

If you don't mind me asking, what happened to your dad? I hope he'll be okay.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
kissblush

Cheers hun.............









Oh btw I don't wanna seem like I'm desperate for sympathy

Originally posted by Marko
Oh btw I don't wanna seem like I'm desperate for sympathy LIEK OMG HES SOOO DESPARATE. LETS RAGGG ON 'IM N' STUFF oh

Ok:

Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets

Originally posted by The Pict
Ok:

Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets
Or perfect targets for murder.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted!

Did you hear about the fight at the Chippie? The Chips got salted and the Pizza got cut!

Two atoms are walking down the street. One trips and falls. The other goes, "LIEK OMG R U OK?", and the one that fell says "Shit, I think I lost an electron!" The other goes "O RLY?" and the guy says "Yes, I'm positive!"

lol

Originally posted by Strangelove
LIEK OMG HES SOOO DESPARATE. LETS RAGGG ON 'IM N' STUFF oh












Originally posted by The Pict
Ok:

Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets



Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted!

What cheese is made backwards?
Edam?

This match won't light!

That's funny, it did this morning!

How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end?
Because it's round!

Originally posted by Strangelove
Two atoms are walking down the street. One trips and falls. The other goes, "LIEK OMG R U OK?", and the one that fell says "Shit, I think I lost an electron!" The other goes "O RLY?" and the guy says "Yes, I'm positive!"

lol
ZOMGLOLZ!!111! I luvz nerdy jks!

HAHA cheers chris

Originally posted by Marko
he has a drink problem, Yea I know he brought it on himself, but I love him ya know. He was ignorant to the fact that anything was up. Anyway a vien ruptured or summit causing hella internal bleeding. He has pipes up his nose sucking out the blood. He had an op about 4 hours ago to stop it. It was horrible seeing him there, Y'dads supposed to be invincible y'know, He seemed like a different person!

Well my heart goes out to you and your dad, man.

What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Originally posted by Marko
HAHA cheers chris anytime

Why are goldfish red?
The water turns them rusty!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted!

i bet no one got that one!! cause the train kept a-rollin' all night long...

What is the best hand to write with?
Neither - it's best to write with a pen!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One turns to the other and says "Hot in here, isn't it?" and the other says "LIEK OMG A TLAKIN MUGFFIN!" oh

lol I love adding in n00b-speak

What has forty feet and sings?
The school choir!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

What happens when you throw a green stone in the red sea?
It gets wet!

Originally posted by Scottie
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy! Everytime I read one of your jokes I imagine the monkey doing that "Ba-dum TISH" like on a snare drum

Who invented fire?
Some bright spark!

A neutron walks in to a bar.

"For you Sir, no charge."

I told this one yesterday but maybe you haven't heard it yet.

What does Brokeback Mountain and Dallas have in common?

They both have cowboys who suck.

Is this rapidly turning into a corny joke thread?

Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!

What's the similarity between an Alabama divorce and a Tennessee tornado?

Either way, someone loses a trailer

Would you like a duck egg for tea?
Only if you quack it for me!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I told this one yesterday but maybe you haven't heard it yet.

What does Brokeback Mountain and Dallas have in common?

They both have cowboys who suck.
I do not get your American humour, I laughed just to gain acceptance. sadwalk

What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!

Which way do crazy people take in the forest?

The psychopath!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Well my heart goes out to you and your dad, man.

Cheers mate!

Chris your jokes crack me up!

SL I love tha muffin one

Where does success come before work?
In the dictionary!

What steps would you take if a madman came rushing at you with a knife?
Great big ones!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I told this one yesterday but maybe you haven't heard it yet.

What does Brokeback Mountain and Dallas have in common?

They both have cowboys who suck.

How was the Roman Empire cut in half?
With a pair of Caesars!

Playing the bagpipes is like throwing a javelin blindfolded; you don't have to be good to get noticed

If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine!

What is it that even the most careful person overlooks?
His nose!

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because 7 8 9!

Originally posted by Marko
So yea I need cheering up, get all this stuf offa my mind. My Dad went into intensive care today and I can't handle it. I need some serious KMC loving. Anything you want to post in here that you think will make me smile I would LOVE.

Please don't post Fail, Phail, Watever, Okay, shut up *endless list* Because well dont.

I'm sorry to hear that hug

What runs but never walks?
Water!

Were you long in the hospital?
No, I was the same size that I am now!

last one and im off to bed _manhug_



Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich?
Because the poor have nothing worth taking!

Originally posted by Roulette
I'm sorry to hear that hug

cheers hug

Originally posted by Scottie
last one and im off to bed _manhug_



Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich?
Because the poor have nothing worth taking!
LOL night chris. i think I might try and sleep. meh. I'll put ma head phones in! well you guys did cheer me up loads!!

Thanks! Y'all are amazing!

hmmmmmmm not tired

Originally posted by Marko
LOL night chris. i think I might try and sleep. meh. I'll put ma head phones in! well you guys did cheer me up loads!!

Thanks! Y'all are amazing! teehee.....you said y'all.

Originally posted by Marko
cheers hug

No problamo.

aww nuts i'm sorry to hear that hug


oh and i'm not funny


But go scottie!