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A quarter-pounder with cheese.

hmm somewhat awful.

The content of the joke, not the joke itself.

crylaugh

A man was waiting in line at the supermarket checkout when a young woman got in line behind him. Her grocery cart held a half-gallon of skim milk, some fruit, and a few cans of cat food.

The man said: "You're single, aren't you?"

She looked at him, puzzled. "You could tell that just from the stuff in my grocery cart?"

He laughed. "No. You're just ugly as ****."

Originally posted by Solo
A man was waiting in line at the supermarket checkout when a young woman got in line behind him. Her grocery cart held a half-gallon of skim milk, some fruit, and a few cans of cat food.

The man said: "You're single, aren't you?"

She looked at him, puzzled. "You could tell that just from the stuff in my grocery cart?"

He laughed. "No. You're just ugly as ****."

I chuckled. 13

Originally posted by Bardock42
Me more. *gay eyes*

Can eyes really be defined as gay? hmm

Originally posted by Solo
A man was waiting in line at the supermarket checkout when a young woman got in line behind him. Her grocery cart held a half-gallon of skim milk, some fruit, and a few cans of cat food.

The man said: "You're single, aren't you?"

She looked at him, puzzled. "You could tell that just from the stuff in my grocery cart?"

He laughed. "No. You're just ugly as ****."

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes.

I can't argue with that.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You could.

True, but I decided not to.

No.

Originally posted by Bardock42
And then stated that you couldn't. Which is ridiculous.

I try to be ridiculous once a day, it's good for the body.

Originally posted by Solo
No.
Yes?

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, it isn't.

You're really putting down my good vibe here Bardock.

No.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I try.

You succeeded.

I'm now going to whore myself out in the street gutter. Thanks.

I ate truck.

Originally posted by Solo
I ate truck.

Is that a good thing?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Is that a good thing?
No.

Originally posted by Solo
No. Not even for the truck?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Not even for the truck?
I didn't ask.