Puzzle
WRATH.
1. Who did you last get angry with?
This douche named Anthony at the clinic, he was the worst nurse I've ever met...
2. What is your weapon of choice?
Pistol.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Depends on why I'd think about hitting them...but if they deserve it, why not?
4. How about of the same sex?
Already have. ermm
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
My brother's girlfriend, Roberta. Turns out she doesn't like being called retarded.
6. What is your pet peeve?
Idiots.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I keep them for a while, but eventually I let them slide.
SLOTH.
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
Exercise.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
10pm...cut me some slack, I was working the night shift.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
"No, I can't hang out with you...I have stuff to do on the computer."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Quite a few of them actually.
6. When was the last time you got in a good workout?
About 6 months ago probably.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Zero times, my alarm isn't set, I have nothing important to do for a while.
GLUTTONY.
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Nothing really, give me a Pepsi and I'm fine.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat??
Both!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
A liter of whiskey in an hour. ermm
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
Nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Yeah, I'm chubby...but too lazy (see above) to take care of it.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy?
Spicy! droolio
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"?
Do I look like Scythe?!
LUST.
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family):
About 10, if this is excluding porno mags too.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family):
No less than 10, no more than 20.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation?
All the time.
4. Have you "done it"?
Yep.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Legs. drool
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Not yet...unless you count silver_tears.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
Thankfully, no.
GREED.
1. How many credit cards do you own?
Zero.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Seven Eleven!
3. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich of course, then I could buy my fame like Paris Hiltwhore.
4. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Umm...yeah...
5. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes, I stole this survey too.
6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
2600 something.
PRIDE.
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
Had a piece of art sent to a children's museum when I was younger.
2. Whats one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
I truly don't know.
3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life?
There are many, but I guess number 1 would be to raise a child who grows up to be sane.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
No, it's a part of life.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Only when playing an online game against n00bs.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
School tests.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
Didn't fall down with my new crutches.
ENVY.
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
My dad's truck.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
No one, that show is gay.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Someone truly happy.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
A few times sadly.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Not really, I like what I have, I just need to sculpt it.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Natural talent in music.
7. Do you wish you'd made this thread?
Not really...ermm
1. Who did you last get angry with?
This douche named Anthony at the clinic, he was the worst nurse I've ever met...
2. What is your weapon of choice?
Pistol.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Depends on why I'd think about hitting them...but if they deserve it, why not?
4. How about of the same sex?
Already have. ermm
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
My brother's girlfriend, Roberta. Turns out she doesn't like being called retarded.
6. What is your pet peeve?
Idiots.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I keep them for a while, but eventually I let them slide.
SLOTH.
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
Exercise.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
10pm...cut me some slack, I was working the night shift.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
"No, I can't hang out with you...I have stuff to do on the computer."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Quite a few of them actually.

6. When was the last time you got in a good workout?
About 6 months ago probably.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Zero times, my alarm isn't set, I have nothing important to do for a while.
GLUTTONY.
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Nothing really, give me a Pepsi and I'm fine.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat??
Both!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
A liter of whiskey in an hour. ermm
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
Nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Yeah, I'm chubby...but too lazy (see above) to take care of it.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy?
Spicy! droolio
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"?
Do I look like Scythe?!
LUST.
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family):
About 10, if this is excluding porno mags too.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family):
No less than 10, no more than 20.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation?
All the time.
4. Have you "done it"?
Yep.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
Legs. drool
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Not yet...unless you count silver_tears.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
Thankfully, no.
GREED.
1. How many credit cards do you own?
Zero.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
Seven Eleven!
3. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich of course, then I could buy my fame like Paris Hiltwhore.
4. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Umm...yeah...
5. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes, I stole this survey too.
6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
2600 something.
PRIDE.
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
Had a piece of art sent to a children's museum when I was younger.
2. Whats one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
I truly don't know.
3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life?
There are many, but I guess number 1 would be to raise a child who grows up to be sane.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
No, it's a part of life.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Only when playing an online game against n00bs.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
School tests.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
Didn't fall down with my new crutches.
ENVY.
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
My dad's truck.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
No one, that show is gay.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Someone truly happy.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
A few times sadly.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Not really, I like what I have, I just need to sculpt it.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Natural talent in music.
7. Do you wish you'd made this thread?
Not really...ermm