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this is similar to the who would you knock boots with thread, except it's the opposite.

I wouldnt want to knock boots with my neighbor.

i wouldnt want to knck boots with anybody in my damn cuty.

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That is funny!

dipshits of any kind

Originally posted by Eclipso
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i lol'd.

My math teacher.

Originally posted by Eclipso
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she wouldnt even want to do it with you anyway.
you're a guy

Anyone boring

Someone who is not creative.

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Someone who is not creative.

That's just lazy mhm

Originally posted by Syren
That's just lazy mhm

Pfffffffft.

A few guys at my school/
A few teachers.
=]

And this creeper named Illuian who kept trying to kiss me and lay on top of me after just meeting him
shock
Awkward

Originally posted by Ambience
A few guys at my school/
A few teachers.
=]

And this creeper named Illuian who kept trying to kiss me and lay on top of me after just meeting him
shock
Awkward
Was that the boyfriend who kept trying to pull you into his lap that one day?

Originally posted by DarkC
Was that the boyfriend who kept trying to pull you into his lap that one day?

No, he was my friends boyfriend.
And yes.
Thats the guy.

Originally posted by Ambience
No, he was my friends boyfriend.
And yes.
Thats the guy.

Well, yeah, that's what I meant.


The pervert...

Originally posted by DarkC
Well, yeah, that's what I meant.


The pervert...

True.
You have friends like that?

Originally posted by Ambience
True.
You have friends like that?

Nope, they're mostly like me except one's more gung-ho on the outside and the other's a geek metalhead.

Originally posted by DarkC
Nope, they're mostly like me except one's more gung-ho on the outside and the other's a geek metalhead.

HAHA! xD
Riri's a metal head.
I'm actually baby sitting with her on Saturday.
For my friend Amber so she can go out with her boy friend.

Yep, motley crew if there ever was one. I'm the only asian.

Oh, neat. How old is the kid you're babysitting? Hope she doesn't give you too much trouble.

We all know her intentions. Don't we?

Vinny.

Originally posted by DarkC
Yep, motley crew if there ever was one. I'm the only asian.

Oh, neat. How old is the kid you're babysitting? Hope she doesn't give you too much trouble.

We all know her intentions. Don't we?

I like the Asian boys with their pretty eyes and lovely black hair.
n_n

They are 7 and 5 or 8 and six.
Sarah Jean and Catherine.
They love me though, they call me pretty and braid my hair and ask their mom if I can sleep over n_n


thats all Amber's intentions are.

Fallen Jedi.

Originally posted by Ambience
I like the Asian boys with their pretty eyes and lovely black hair.
n_n

They are 7 and 5 or 8 and six.
Sarah Jean and Catherine.
They love me though, they call me pretty and braid my hair and ask their mom if I can sleep over n_n


thats all Amber's intentions are.
Well, I have brown eyes that are kind of hooded, and I'm currently holding off cutting my hair. hmm


I have an idea. Make them play PAINTBALL! evillaugh


Gosh, at least she knows how to get what she wants.
Then again, so do you!

Originally posted by DarkC
Well, I have brown eyes that are kind of hooded, and I'm currently holding off cutting my hair. hmm


I have an idea. Make them play PAINTBALL! evillaugh


Gosh, at least she knows how to get what she wants.
Then again, so do you!

I love brown eyes.
I wish I had brown eyes.
but my eyes are blue and gray and amber.
so I hate them

And you should show me a picture!
I'll show you which hair cut will look best on you.
And I can guarantee it's not a mullet.

...Do you even know what happened to me when I went paint balling?


Its you.

come 'ere

Originally posted by Ambience
I love brown eyes.
I wish I had brown eyes.
but my eyes are blue and gray and amber.
so I hate them

And you should show me a picture!
I'll show you which hair cut will look best on you.
And I can guarantee it's not a mullet.

...Do you even know what happened to me when I went paint balling?


Its you.

come 'ere
I love amber and I louuuuuuurve blue...bright, glassy wonderful sky blue.
Yeah, eyes are a slight fetish for me. Slight.


Noooo! cry Scaaared!
The mullet's not that bad, honestly.


Yeah, you got ganked on. hug


*sidles up close*

Originally posted by DarkC
I love amber and I louuuuuuurve blue...bright, glassy wonderful sky blue.
Yeah, eyes are a slight fetish for me. Slight.


Noooo! cry Scaaared!
The mullet's not that bad, honestly.


Yeah, you got ganked on. hug


*sidles up close*

You have a fair bit of fetishes don't you?
=]
Seeing as I fall into almost every Calgary, I like it!

Mullets are terrible.
Seriously

I didn't get ganked....
I got raped and pillaged.
shock

*gropes*

DarkC.

Originally posted by Ambience
More for me.
I don't like homosexual anal sex.

Oral sex I'm okay with.

Originally posted by Ambience
You have a fair bit of fetishes don't you?
=]
Seeing as I fall into almost every Calgary, I like it!

Mullets are terrible.
Seriously

I didn't get ganked....
I got raped and pillaged.
shock

*gropes*

So far you only know about two.
That's great! hug

Okay! Okay! When you get here I will take us to a barber and I will pay him to use one of his chairs and his equipment and let you style it.
Then if anyone asks, I can just punch them in the face and say: "My girl did it, don't laugh."

Oh, dear. cry hug


*spanks*




(Keeping up with three conversations with you is a little weird, but wonderfully exhilarating. )

Originally posted by DarkC
So far you only know about two.
That's great! hug

Okay! Okay! When you get here I will take us to a barber and I will pay him to use one of his chairs and his equipment and let you style it.
Then if anyone asks, I can just punch them in the face and say: "My girl did it, don't laugh."

Oh, dear. cry hug


*spanks*




(Keeping up with three conversations with you is a little weird, but wonderfully exhilarating. )

No!
Three!
Lace, eyes, and hair.


No no.
Show me.
Come on, pleaseeee?
And I'm not a good hair dresser.
You might not want to do that, however than was unbelievably sweet.

You wouldn't do that though right? n_n

*lets you*


I know right?

Originally posted by Ambience
No!
Three!
Lace, eyes, and hair.


No no.
Show me.
Come on, pleaseeee?
And I'm not a good hair dresser.
You might not want to do that, however than was unbelievably sweet.

You wouldn't do that though right? n_n

*lets you*


I know right?

Oh right.
You're starting to know my preferances better than myself. shock That's rather intimate.

It's okay, it wouldn't be my fault.
And I'm sure you can do your best.
If all else fails, it'll be a great laugh!

I'd stab myself in the foot and pin it to the ground before I did that.


Betcha I have a better ass than you.

I think of it as a great opportunity.

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh right.
You're starting to know my preferances better than myself. shock That's rather intimate.

It's okay, it wouldn't be my fault.
And I'm sure you can do your best.
If all else fails, it'll be a great laugh!

I'd stab myself in the foot and pin it to the ground before I did that.


Betcha I have a better ass than you.

I think of it as a great opportunity.

I like getting intimate.
o:

HA! XD
I laugh now, but I'd probably cry my eyes out if it looked bad.
Then offer for you to cut MY hair. o_o

Awww
Well thats good to know.
Because I didn't like that previous experience.

Oh yea?

Lets compare.
Pants down on three.

AWWW!
I think it's so much fun!

Originally posted by Ambience
I like getting intimate.
o:

HA! XD
I laugh now, but I'd probably cry my eyes out if it looked bad.
Then offer for you to cut MY hair. o_o

Awww
Well thats good to know.
Because I didn't like that previous experience.

Oh yea?

Lets compare.
Pants down on three.

AWWW!
I think it's so much fun!
Same here. It's a 50/50 between serious lovemaking or simply cuddling for moi.


I'd love it no matter what it looked like. hug
Hell, even if you shaved me bald I'd ask that you refer to me as Lawrence.
And that's why I'll never do your hair for you, I hate failure. bag


One, two, three. naughty
Damn, you were right.
Seriously though, I have more curves ass-wise than about 30% of the female population.

I know! Very exciting.

Originally posted by DarkC
Same here. It's a 50/50 between serious lovemaking or simply cuddling for moi.


I'd love it no matter what it looked like. hug
Hell, even if you shaved me bald I'd ask that you refer to me as Lawrence.
And that's why I'll never do your hair for you, I hate failure. bag


One, two, three. naughty
Damn, you were right.
Seriously though, I have more curves ass-wise than about 30% of the female population.

I know! Very exciting.

Well n_n
Thats good to know because I loved cuddling.
but I'm so damn small, and my skin is always so cold that nobody likes cuddling with me. D:
Seriously, 'm freezing to the touch.
I don't think I have a pulse. o_o

o:
Crafty!
Haha!
I like Lawrence.
He's so funny! xD

I have a big ass.
D:
My sister makes mean comments about it all the time.
*sniffle*

SO exciting!


*does back flips*

Originally posted by Ambience
Well n_n
Thats good to know because I loved cuddling.
but I'm so damn small, and my skin is always so cold that nobody likes cuddling with me. D:
Seriously, 'm freezing to the touch.
I don't think I have a pulse. o_o

o:
Crafty!
Haha!
I like Lawrence.
He's so funny! xD

I have a big ass.
D:
My sister makes mean comments about it all the time.
*sniffle*

SO exciting!


*does back flips*
I'd probably just go "Gah, have you been skinny dipping out in the Bow river?" and nuzzle contentedly. And jeez, I like small. Just about all the girls I've liked before are short.


Thanks, because I base him on me and type without thought of what's next. He's so spontaneous.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.
( )


It makes me feel almost lightheaded.

Originally posted by DarkC
I'd probably just go "Gah, have you been skinny dipping out in the Bow river?" and nuzzle contentedly. And jeez, I like small. Just about all the girls I've liked before are short.


Thanks, because I base him on me and type without thought of what's next. He's so spontaneous.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.
( )


It makes me feel almost lightheaded.

nd I'd be like
"Yes"

I'm like 5'5.
I'm real short.

Haha! xD
I base Abbra on me too.
Especially the hair part.
I can't image loosing my hair.


Orly?
Maybe I'll have to take a picture.


You make me feel light headed!
Where can I sit down? o:

Originally posted by Ambience
nd I'd be like
"Yes"

I'm like 5'5.
I'm real short.

Haha! xD
I base Abbra on me too.
Especially the hair part.
I can't image loosing my hair.


Orly?
Maybe I'll have to take a picture.


You make me feel light headed!
Where can I sit down? o:
"Gosh, it'd really explain this weed tangled up in your pubes."
*naughty tweak*

(Damn, I am so random.)

I know, I'm still a little shy on going bald after last year.


The hips one gave me quite a lot of excitement. Still does.


You can sit here.
*pats lap*

Originally posted by DarkC
"Gosh, it'd really explain this weed tangled up in your pubes."
*naughty tweak*

(Damn, I am so random.)

I know, I'm still a little shy on going bald after last year.


The hips one gave me quite a lot of excitement. Still does.


You can sit here.
*pats lap*

Oh..
That won't be a problem.
I have.


Did it look good?


Orly?
Good enough to get a grip on right?

I hope so!

*jumps*

Originally posted by Ambience
Oh..
That won't be a problem.
I have.


Did it look good?


Orly?
Good enough to get a grip on right?

I hope so!

*jumps*

Good, good. At least you're prepared.
Slightly.

Did it look good?
NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!!
My parents said something roughly along the lines of "What have you done to your head, you idiot?" lol

Oh, don't worry, I have a firm grip.


A running start?! shock



(I was eating supper if you were wondering about the delay. )

Originally posted by DarkC
Good, good. At least you're prepared.
Slightly.

Did it look good?
NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!!
My parents said something roughly along the lines of "What have you done to your head, you idiot?" lol

Oh, don't worry, I have a firm grip.


A running start?! shock



(I was eating supper if you were wondering about the delay. )

That was a typo.
o_o
There was supposed to be an "s" in there.

HA! xD
my dad would scream, lecture me, and take me to go find a nice wig. xD

Good.
You better if your going to keep hold of this.


Oh yea.
I got anxious!

Originally posted by Ambience
That was a typo.
o_o
There was supposed to be an "s" in there.

HA! xD
my dad would scream, lecture me, and take me to go find a nice wig. xD

Good.
You better if your going to keep hold of this.


Oh yea.
I got anxious!
I realized. nuzzle_by_acidic_lust

Haha, he seems adamant on the sexes-should-stick to their own game thing.

Oh, I feel it now.



I'm a nervous wreck when I see you online, then disappear for some reason.
"What? NOOOOO! *crying* N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o....that's so unfair. Oh my God, that is so unfair."


(That was a gross exaggeration, excuse me. )

Originally posted by DarkC
I realized. nuzzle_by_acidic_lust

Haha, he seems adamant on the sexes-should-stick to their own game thing.

Oh, I feel it now.



I'm a nervous wreck when I see you online, then disappear for some reason.
"What? NOOOOO! *crying* N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o....that's so unfair. Oh my God, that is so unfair."

(That was a gross exaggeration, excuse me. )

nuzzle_by_acidic_lust
Your so clever!

Wanna feel some more?


Yea, my MSN cuts out. D:

It made me lol.


WHat do you think of sailing?

Originally posted by Ambience
nuzzle_by_acidic_lust
Your so clever!

Wanna feel some more?


Yea, my MSN cuts out. D:

It made me lol.


WHat do you think of sailing?
Nah, just more like "What the heck? Ohhh..."


Please. I haven't had enough curves yet.


Oh, I was referring to KMC. It's easier to stalk you there.
You don't mind do you? shock


Oh man, there was this West Coast Sailing trip, S.A.L.T.S, for all the grade nines but we had to pay $1000 for it. All my friends were going and I was so pissed when my mom labelled it as a waste of time and refused to pay.

Originally posted by DarkC
Nah, just more like "What the heck? Ohhh..."


Please. I haven't had enough curves yet.


Oh, I was referring to KMC. It's easier to stalk you there.
You don't mind do you? shock


Oh man, there was this West Coast Sailing trip, S.A.L.T.S, for all the grade nines but we had to pay $1000 for it. All my friends were going and I was so pissed when my mom labelled it as a waste of time and refused to pay.

Haha xD
I've made worse typos.
Sometimes I make typos trying to correct a previous typo.

But don't mind that. xD

Will you ever?


Oh yea, sometimes my sister has a fit and I have to get off.
She's quite the diva.
We all just give her what she wants.

Do I mind?
I love it.

My dad used to own a sail boat and I used to come with him on it.
I loved it n_n

Originally posted by Ambience
Haha xD
I've made worse typos.
Sometimes I make typos trying to correct a previous typo.

But don't mind that. xD

Will you ever?


Oh yea, sometimes my sister has a fit and I have to get off.
She's quite the diva.
We all just give her what she wants.

Do I mind?
I love it.

My dad used to own a sail boat and I used to come with him on it.
I loved it n_n
You should see me sometimes. It gets so bad to the point where I'm just like " ***k it."

Yeah, it makes for some great laughs sometimes.

With you? Lord, no! droolio


Oh come on, she sounds spoiled. shock Does she throw a tantrum if she doesn't get what she wants?

Then I'm not really a stalker anymore, am I? If you put it like that.

The only thing I hate is getting your sea legs for the first time. disgust

Originally posted by DarkC
You should see me sometimes. It gets so bad to the point where I'm just like " ***k it."

Yeah, it makes for some great laughs sometimes.

With you? Lord, no! droolio


Oh come on, she sounds spoiled. shock Does she throw a tantrum if she doesn't get what she wants?

Then I'm not really a stalker anymore, am I? If you put it like that.

The only thing I hate is getting your sea legs for the first time. disgust

LOL! xD
I do too.


Ok good.
Now get on the sofa.


She is.
Oh God.
Theres even steps to her rage
-Demanding to get it
-Manipulation
-Violence
-Psychotic Rage
-Screaming
-Violence again
-Crying and whining
By then we just give in or she cusses us all out and leaves for one of her friends.

Oh yea.
I hate that too o_o

Originally posted by Ambience
LOL! xD
I do too.


Ok good.
Now get on the sofa.


She is.
Oh God.
Theres even steps to her rage
-Demanding to get it
-Manipulation
-Violence
-Psychotic Rage
-Screaming
-Violence again
-Crying and whining
By then we just give in or she cusses us all out and leaves for one of her friends.

Oh yea.
I hate that too o_o
Yes, you're that alluring.


*lies down on sofa*
Belly up or down? flirt1


That's an impressive list right there. Sounds like your average drama queen.

They'll grow up.

Originally posted by DarkC
Yes, you're that alluring.


*lies down on sofa*
Belly up or down? flirt1


That's an impressive list right there. Sounds like your average drama queen.

They'll grow up.

*belly dances*


Take a guess

Oh yea.
She's scared THREE of my boyfriends off.
cry

Originally posted by Ambience
*belly dances*


Take a guess

Oh yea.
She's scared THREE of my boyfriends off.
cry
Ohhh. droolio


I'll go belly up. whistling Guess we know what that means.


You'll be relieved to know that I'm mainly unflappable when it comes to that. If she does it when you visit or something, I'd keep a straight face until we both left and burst out laughing.

Slutzenhoez

How do you like to least knock boots with someone? ermmnone That's like saying "Your mom may be my least favourite person in the whole world... but I like her"

Any guy sly

JAMES PERRY....he's like a creepy stalker extremly fat guy at my school and for some reason wants to always touch me...

or...
My band teacher...cuz he's old and we use him in our lame come back....ie. "your mom!" " Your mom in a thong, in the shower with Mr. Wilson...."

oprah

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
oprah

mariah carey. lol i like her. lol

Originally posted by TigerEyes
JAMES PERRY....he's like a creepy stalker extremly fat guy at my school and for some reason wants to always touch me...

or...
My band teacher...cuz he's old and we use him in our lame come back....ie. "your mom!" " Your mom in a thong, in the shower with Mr. Wilson...."

stalkers aren't that scary. they are filled with anguish and despair but they are only looking to love somebody.

Originally posted by whirlwind_lies
stalkers aren't that scary. they are filled with anguish and despair but they are only looking to love somebody.

but why do they gotta follow people?