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I mean, come on, how cool would it be to own a monkey?

if it was a chimpanze (sp?) and was trained and .. Jumpy it would have diapers and!!!


yep definitley

Depends what kind of monkey it is.

Many species will tear your face off.

Originally posted by johnnyforever
if it was a chimpanze (sp?) and was trained and .. Jumpy it would have diapers and!!!


yep definitley Not a chimpanzee, but it does wear diapers... and it is trained.

I'd buy any species

I wouldn't; monkey isn't a very tasty meat.

Originally posted by Jack of Light
Depends what kind of monkey it is.

Many species will tear your face off. Oh no, the add siad very calm and gentle, and great with house pets and especially children. It's a capuchin monkey.

in a heartbeat

Originally posted by Morgoths_Wrath
in a heartbeat Thank you, I'm not the only one.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Oh no, the ad said very calm and gentle, and great with house pets and especially children. It's a capuchin monkey.

Oh, then I guess I would.

Spider Monkey! Yes, I would totally buy it. I want a monkey.

Good, now that I've gotten your approval I'm so getting that monkey.

But I wanted the monkey...

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
I mean, come on, how cool would it be to own a monkey?

Sure, send me the money and I will buy one.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Good, now that I've gotten your approval I'm so getting that monkey.


...I'll pay $650!

Originally posted by General G
But I wanted the monkey... It's my monkey now.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Sure, send me the money and I will buy one. How about I don't send you the money and I'll buy one?

No.

If I weren't poor, sure

Originally posted by DarkC
No. Then you suck.

I already have a monkey.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I already have a monkey. Prove it.

The other thing guys want more than sex is a monkey. There's always that one guy that says "Uh, no you don't. They crap in their hand and throw it about in a festive manner." I want a monkey, I would put him in armor and have swordfights with him. How pumped would you be coming home to have a monkey waiting for you to battle? You come home, "MONKEY!?!" He's waiting in the closet, "EEEEAYYY, I'm in the closet!" "Holy sh*t you can talk?" "I taught myself to talk!"



I would totally buy a monkey.

hecks no, i can get one off my mate dogey dan for only 20p!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I already have a monkey. Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Prove it. Fine.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/hikerwithmonkey.jpg

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Fine.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/hikerwithmonkey.jpg Why Mr. Mullins! How black you are!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Fine.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/hikerwithmonkey.jpg Touche.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Fine.

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m168/TiredHiker/hikerwithmonkey.jpg



BTW, I would so buy a monkey.

only i fi can dress him i armor give him a sword and have fights with him inside my place

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
only i fi can dress him i armor give him a sword and have fights with him inside my place

Why do that? Just spank it a couple times a day.