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And I'll give you a firm open-palm slap on the behind.

How does one help?

Im sure I would not want that. crazy

I'd rather not.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
How does one help? Talk sexy to me? shrug

Originally posted by Barker
I'd rather not. Thanks doped

NVR!!

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Talk sexy to me? shrug Poon tang? srug

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Talk sexy to me? shrug

Maynard doesn't wear panties.dd

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Poon tang? srug That's a start. Continue...

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
That's a start. Continue... Bajingo?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Maynard doesn't wear panties.dd Not sexy enough.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Bajingo? Keep it comin'

Femme doesn't wear panties shifty

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Femme doesn't wear panties shifty Getting warmer.

For the next 5,000 posts, Maynard will turn on Dr Gonzo.....Exhilarating.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Getting warmer. I did a while ago cry

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
I did a while ago cry Without me? weep

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Femme doesn't wear panties shifty

DO too.mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
DO too.mhm Take off your pants.

*looks at Femme's sig*

nope

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Without me? weep It was a little


Ahem


Premature


cry

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
It was a little


Ahem


Premature


cry vin

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Take off your pants.

For you?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
For you? Yes cry

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Yes cry

Nope.doped

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Nope.doped For my monkey? cry

Uhh... How do we help you nearly double your post count in a few months....

Originally posted by Jack of Light
Uhh... How do we help you nearly double your post count in a few months.... Easy mhm

talk.

Originally posted by Quest-xx
talk. Whaddup?

I didn't break 10,000 until after 2.5 years....and now I'm at 34000 ermm

It took me ages to even get 100 posts, look at me now. shock

Originally posted by Puzzle
It took me ages to even get 100 posts, look at me now. shock I'll catch up ermm

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'll catch up ermm

When?

Originally posted by Puzzle
When? I've gotten almost 20,000 posts in 6 months....it will happen

Originally posted by Strangelove
I've gotten almost 20,000 posts in 6 months....it will happen

No life? 31

Originally posted by Puzzle
No life? 31 It varies from week to week 13

Originally posted by Strangelove
It varies from week to week 13

Ditto.

Lol, I've been here for almost 2.5 years and I don't even have 5,000 posts. I would post more often however only so few of you are good enough to hear my thoughts, opinions & other such talk. Sucks for you people not to know me in real life, stupid Americans. mhm

Originally posted by Kram3r
Sucks for you people not to know me in real life, stupid Americans. mhm
Oh.

Originally posted by Barker
Oh.

Yeah, I said it, got something say? 13

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
And I'll give you a firm open-palm slap on the behind.
You'll never make it. 313

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
You'll never make it. 313 Seconded

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
You'll never make it. 313 Still worth a shot. 31

Originally posted by Kram3r
Lol, I've been here for almost 2.5 years and I don't even have 5,000 posts. I would post more often however only so few of you are good enough to hear my thoughts, opinions & other such talk. Sucks for you people not to know me in real life, stupid Americans. mhm *Not american* 13

am gonna post anyway

wanna build my post count up

post

Originally posted by Strangelove
Seconded
Oh, really? 31

bumpidy bump bump bump bump. 13

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
bumpidy bump bump bump bump. 13 Hello sir.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Hello sir. Howdy do?

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Howdy do? I do good, hows about yourself?

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
I do good, hows about yourself? Splendid.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Splendid. Fantastic.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Fantastic. Yes it quite is.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Yes it quite is. Is this conversation over yet?

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Is this conversation over yet? I believe so.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
I believe so. Jolly good then. Adieu.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Jolly good then. Adieu. Farewell sir.

31

Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, I'm head booooooooy.

Originally posted by Barker
Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, I'm head booooooooy.
Okeli-Dokeli. herbnone

You LISTEN! I'm head booooy!

Originally posted by Barker
You LISTEN! I'm head booooy! Gotcha

post whore 13

Originally posted by Strangelove
post whore 13 No, you are!

edrtyuikolk

Starngelove is right. 31

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
*Not american* 13

*Doesn't care* 31

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Starngelove is right. 31 I'm always right 31

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soooo

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Starngelove is right. 31 Strangelove is not right.

Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Strangelove is not right. Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm always right 31

Originally posted by Marko
edrtyuikolk Originally posted by Marko
soooo

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Starngelove is right. 31

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm always right 31

Originally posted by Strangelove
Kram3r is the king of knowledge.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
Starngelove is right. 31 Originally posted by Barker
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