Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

...now I got my cootie shot.

Seriously though, who the hell came up with these playground sayings and how do they keep going from generation to generation? Do the parents teach their young ones and then send them off to school to repeat it?

in england, it's injection injection, no infection, but some people said infection infection, lethal injection

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
in england, it's injection injection, no infection, but some people said infection infection, lethal injection

See? Totally random.

Why do our youth sing these on the school yard?

so they dont get cooties, you R-tard.

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
so they dont get cooties, you R-tard.

I is not the r-tard, you is the r-tard!

Originally posted by Puzzle
I is not the r-tard, you is the r-tard!

oh, biznatxh, it is teh onz0rkz! I end u, at teh danwz0r wit pistols.

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
oh, biznatxh, it is teh onz0rkz! I end u, at teh danwz0r wit pistols.

dose i getz 2 take da 10 pacezez and shizniz befowa wes sootin?

oo..oo..oo..oo..

dis thwead aint not bigzorz enuff 4 da 2s uv us

i dudnt qit get tat LOLZ

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
i dudnt qit get tat LOLZ

is confuzins miself

Originally posted by Puzzle
is confuzins miself
tats nut gud haermm

throwing lamp oil at people is fun.

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
tats nut gud haermm

tats r bodi arts :happi:

Originally posted by Puzzle
tats r bodi arts :happi:
hu? haermm

Originally posted by Puzzle
dose i getz 2 take da 10 pacezez and shizniz befowa wes sootin?

yar

Originally posted by Puzzle
dis thwead aint not bigzorz enuff 4 da 2s uv us

i agwee, get tehz fuxz uot!

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
hu? haermm

ta2z!

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
yar



i agwee, get tehz fuxz uot!

noes u git teh fugs outa mai thwead!!!1

i made dis thead wtah et es! wiyoawt I, dis twead would be nufink!!1!one!!

no1 evn noes u!

i noes me evn!!1

jus cuz u noes u dosent meen odurs noe u!!1

fine, i concede. The thread is your's.

I feel like a winner in the Special Olympics.

I forget all of the old sayings from elementary school

0 the hero,
1st the worst,
2nd the best,
3rd the one with the hairy chest,
4th the golden EAgle!
5th the one with the golden ring!

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
in england, it's injection injection, no infection, but some people said infection infection, lethal injection
Holy shit, I remember that...

Line Dot Electric shock....

or...

''I'm telling,
you'r smelling,
You went to Batmans wedding''

^^That one never made any sense to me ... shrug

Line, Dot, Electric shock, is totally unrelated to the whole cootie thing... Was fun back in the day though.

Everyone outside of Canada Is ****ed.

yes, its all 'aboot' canada.

Liar liar pants on fire, hair sticks up like a telephone wire!
oh, oh! Chata wata wata!
oh, oh! i'm telling on you, cus you liked my lolly and you never said sorry!
Tell tale ***, your tongue shall split, and every doggy in the town shall have a little bit!

Ooh Ahh,
Cha Cha Cha,
Fish and Chips and Cola



I don't even remember what that means. lol

Originally posted by Puzzle
...now I got my cootie shot.

Seriously though, who the hell came up with these playground sayings and how do they keep going from generation to generation? Do the parents teach their young ones and then send them off to school to repeat it? Tool.

lawl. I can't think of any more...

My favorite growning up was always "If you like it so much why don't you marry it" It has nothing to do with cooties but it is still a playground nonsense saying.

one of the things that was allways said at my school was the batman version of jingle bells

jingle bells batman smells robin layed an egg
batmobile lost its wheel and joker took ballett..


no clue what the meaning of it was.. but oh wells

Originally posted by Commando Queen
one of the things that was allways said at my school was the batman version of jingle bells

jingle bells batman smells robin layed an egg
batmobile lost its wheel and joker took ballett..


no clue what the meaning of it was.. but oh wells

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel and Joker GOT AWAY.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel and Joker GOT AWAY.
Indeed.

Originally posted by Puzzle
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel and Joker GOT AWAY.

nope not here it was allways ballet

Hey, what's the capital of Taiwan?
What?
Bangkok!
*punch into the groin*

Originally posted by Commando Queen
nope not here it was allways ballet

Well, the cheese heads are gay and love their ballet.

how about

"so so suck your toes all the way to mexico...."



has anyone heard that one?

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
how about

"so so suck your toes all the way to mexico...."



has anyone heard that one?

nope



but I have heard

"nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in doo doo" ermm

Originally posted by Puzzle
Well, the cheese heads are gay and love their ballet.
well maybe your gay because you love us cheeseheads


Originally posted by BlackSunshine
nope



but I have heard

"nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in doo doo" ermm
that one is all too familiar

Originally posted by Commando Queen
that one is all too familiar

Originally posted by BlackSunshine

i was babysitting a week ro so ago and the little kid said that and i cracked up

Originally posted by Puzzle
See? Totally random.

Why do our youth sing these on the school yard?
They sing that?!


Oh God, kids these days.

Circle, circle, square, square, now I got it everywhere.

Circle, circle, knife, knife, now I have it all my life

O-tkqpHnxTI