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I raped some menz. haermm

You stole my lunch money too weep

I still cry at night ermmcry

No Bears? weep

Originally posted by silver_tears
I raped some menz. haermm Too bad I wasn't in camp.



Wait....

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You stole my lunch money too weep

I bought you a chocolate milk with it. cryoh

Originally posted by Barker
No Bears? weep

I'm not into bestiality kthx. Perv. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm not into bestiality kthx. Perv. haermm
What if it was shaved? sly

This one time at Band Camp, Irene snuck me into her bunk and we had sex on the top bunk, then the Counselor B!tch came in and I thought she was going to flip out, but she jumped in and joined us! It was wild. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I raped some menz. haermm

You're not supposed to tell them.haermm

Originally posted by Barker
What if it was shaved? sly

Waxed maybe. sly

Originally posted by silver_tears
Waxed maybe. sly
Singed? sly

Originally posted by silver_tears
I know, it's hard getting any sleep. sly

Well you do tend to snore ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're not supposed to tell them.haermm

My conscience was hurting. ermmcry

Originally posted by Barker
Singed? sly

Que? sly

Originally posted by Barker
What if it was shaved? sly

Apparantly she had turned Backfire down a number of times since he refused to touch any kind of grooming device.

-AC

Originally posted by silver_tears
LF's friendly like that haermm

I'd never felt two people licking me till that night. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
LF's friendly like that haermm

You were better than him.haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
That's because of all the pills I take to make peace with sleeping with you. weep

I know, its hard to come over and I have no other sexual innuendos at the moment so ner ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
My conscience was hurting. ermmcry

Not as much as their tongue.laughcry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You were better than him.haermm

That's a given you sexy *****, don't insult me. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
That's a given you sexy *****, don't insult me. haermm

I mean without your hands guiding him.haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Not as much as their tongue.laughcry

It is the strongest muscle in the body. laughcry

Originally posted by silver_tears
I raped some menz. haermm


and why did this not happen to me?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You were better than him.haermm

I'd never had 2 chicks before I was flusterred and didn't know what to do. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Shut up and get those pants off. We don't stay friends for all that wit of yours. sly

Again?sadwalk

Originally posted by silver_tears
We're good with our tongue. haermm

I know, I was amazed.....all night. haermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Que? sly
Singed? srug sly
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Apparantly she had turned Backfire down a number of times since he refused to touch any kind of grooming device.

-AC
crylaugh


I think.

Mist...what's going on?

How does she kno...wait...I mean obviously everything ever said about me, ever, is a lie.

Except excellent stuff.

-AC

Originally posted by Barker
Singed? srug sly



Pants........furry pants off. sly

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Na ugh there was this one time with AC and Mist.haermm

No honey that was when you were in the middle of the 3 man circle we made. haermm

This one time at bandcamp, on the band bus, this fat girl in front of my belched, and it smelled like sewer for about 15 miles. I puked alittle in my mouth. 31

Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
and why did this not happen to me?

We went to different camps? ermm

I don't need two other males to handle a woman, I'm just shocked that she knows of the...I mean, nothing that she could possibly know, since nothing has ever happened ever.

-AC

Originally posted by silver_tears
Don't even tell me you need to eat to get your strength up again. mhm

Well its not my strength I need to get up again laughcry

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Mist...what's going on?

How does she kno...wait...I mean obviously everything ever said about me, ever, is a lie.

Except excellent stuff.

-AC

I have no idea, I blame Roland lookaround

Originally posted by Naz
This one time at bandcamp, on the band bus, this fat girl in front of my belched, and it smelled like sewer for about 15 miles. I puked alittle in my mouth. 31

I'll forgive you for that nasty story because I'd totally **** young Hannibal all night long. 31

I've come to the conclusion, after some calculations and scientific experiements, that Irene is horny.

-AC

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'll forgive you for that nasty story because I'd totally **** young Hannibal all night long. 31

Careful, he bites. 31

Originally posted by Naz
This one time at bandcamp, on the band bus, this fat girl in front of my belched, and it smelled like sewer for about 15 miles. I puked alittle in my mouth. 31

So sex with Mist?13

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I've come to the conclusion, after some calculations and scientific experiements, that Irene is horny.

-AC

Like some type of horned animal. weep

Originally posted by Naz
This one time at bandcamp, on the band bus, this fat girl in front of my belched, and it smelled like sewer for about 15 miles. I puked alittle in my mouth. 31
crylaughcrylaugh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Nope I never have under 5 people in an orgy.haermm


It wasn't an orgy, it was a circle jerk, God women get your sex terminology correct. haermm

this one time at band camp, i wasnt raped by silver tears....

Originally posted by Naz
Careful, he bites. 31

I'll find other things for him to do with his mouth. 31

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I watched from the bushes.ninja2

Hmm, I see.

So, you like using bushes to your advantage then? Would you say it's better if the bush is full and well grown? Or is it easier to work with if it's trimmed?

Just trying to get an angle on this.

-AC

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So sex with Mist?13

Don't remind me.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Take those pills you were given. laughcry

Last time I took pills I woke up naked outside your house laughcry

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I've come to the conclusion, after some calculations and scientific experiements, that Irene is horny.

-AC

What kind of experiments hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So sex with Mist?13

Now? Ok 31

Massive idiot, Roland. Massive idiot.

-AC

Originally posted by silver_tears
That was for your own good, my boyfriend gets jealous. laughcry

LF was naked beside me and I dont know what happened ermmcry

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Hmm, I see.

So, you like using bushes to your advantage then? Would you say it's better if the bush is full and well grown? Or is it easier to work with if it's trimmed?

Just trying to get an angle on this.

-AC

No I wax.blush2

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Massive idiot, Roland. Massive idiot.

-AC

I wasn't paying attention to what Mist said. 13

Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh, that time, yeah, I didn't want to share anymore. laughcry

You have to sleep with him tonight though.laughcry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I only do those with kids under twelve or guys that have penises like kids under twelve.haermm

Why would you want a circle jerk with kids under 12? haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You have to sleep with him tonight though.laughcry

Why, are you busy? cryoh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No I wax.blush2

FEMME! I was talking about foliage! Heavens, woman!

Admittedly under the clever but obvious guise of pubic discussion, but foliage nonetheless.

Now that we've cleared that up; I applaud that you wax. Let's be friends, go on.

-AC

Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh, that time, yeah, I didn't want to share anymore. laughcry

I feel so usedweep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You have to sleep with him tonight though.laughcry

She has herpesermmcry

Originally posted by silver_tears
Alright bitches, I'm out, I have more important things to do. diva


I wish weep

You're gonna go hang out with Todd aren't you! I KNEW IT YOU TWO TIMING B!TCH! oh

Originally posted by Thorinn
Poor Mistibuckle. petpet

Poor Thornthorn petpet

Originally posted by silver_tears
Don't make me beat you. laughcry



Alright bitches, I'm out, I have more important things to do. diva














I wish weep

Oh sorry, she doesnt have herpes....thats what I was supposed to say right?laughcry

Haha no life loser pointandlaugh

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
FEMME! I was talking about foliage! Heavens, woman!

Admittedly under the clever but obvious guise of pubic discussion, but foliage nonetheless.

Now that we've cleared that up; I applaud that you wax. Let's be friends, go on.

-AC

The menz say they like it smooth.blush2

Originally posted by LethalFemme
The menz say they like it smooth.blush2

I'll pretend you said women. Yeah, women like it smooth.

I also do like that you like it smooth, so all the more reason we be friends.

-AC

This one time at band camp...I used an 8 year old joke for a thread title. herbermm

Why would you do that at a band camp, Puzzle? A bit sad isn't it?

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'll pretend you said women. Yeah, women like it smooth.

I also do like that you like it smooth, so all the more reason we be friends.

-AC

Roulette likes it smooth. We're getting married on V'day.in_love

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Roulette likes it smooth. We're getting married on V'day.in_love

I know, and I know.

Congratulations.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Why would you do that at a band camp, Puzzle? A bit sad isn't it?

-AC

Yes. sad

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I know, and I know.

Congratulations.

-AC

Who told you?oh

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Who told you?oh

That you're getting "married"? I'm Alpha Centauri, KMC's favourite. I've been around these parts a while, I do read posts, haha.

-AC

SO you're stalking one of us?hmm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
SO you're stalking one of us?hmm

Rou is one of the people I know best on this entire forum and outside of it, so I have no reason to stalk her, you entirely crazy lady.

You...on the other hand...

(Nah, I just read posts)

-AC

Thats cool Jen is the best and her hands are so warm and soft.in_love

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thats cool Jen is the best and her hands are so warm and soft.in_love

Her hands are warm cause she touches herself ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thats cool Jen is the best and her hands are so warm and soft.in_love

They are indeed.

But seriously, let's be friends.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
They are indeed.

But seriously, let's be friends.

-AC

Okay we're friends.

*Punches the air*

'Ave itttt.

So, what the deal be? You come here often?

-AC

This is my first time in this part of the forum. I think I've seen you around though like in the music forum and such.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
This is my first time in this part of the forum. I think I've seen you around though like in the music forum and such.

He hangs around in the secret gay-deviant forum with PVS, myself and Bardock. He'll deny it, though, he's still kinda in the closet, but the things he does....wooooooboy.

Yes, Femme. I used to dwell a lot in the GDF before it became a bit of a dog patch and all the semi-decent contributors either left or retreated to the pics thread, where they all imply gay things about each other.

I went to the music forum, which I never really stopped posting in, and became the most heterosexual steamroller known to humankind since Backfire, who is a literal steamroller sized man.

I know who YOU are though, oh yes.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yes, Femme. I used to dwell a lot in the GDF before it became a bit of a dog patch and all the semi-decent contributors either left or retreated to the pics thread, where they all imply gay things about each other.

I went to the music forum, which I never really stopped posting in, and became the most heterosexual steamroller known to humankind since Backfire, who is a literal steamroller sized man.

I know who YOU are though, oh yes.

-AC Mr. Anderson?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yes, Femme. I used to dwell a lot in the GDF before it became a bit of a dog patch and all the semi-decent contributors either left or retreated to the pics thread, where they all imply gay things about each other.

I went to the music forum, which I never really stopped posting in, and became the most heterosexual steamroller known to humankind since Backfire, who is a literal steamroller sized man.

I know who YOU are though, oh yes.

-AC

I am rather large, aren't I?

lol

Originally posted by BackFire
I am rather large, aren't I?

Yeah, you're a fat boy on a see-food diet.

What? You are. You're a rotund idiot, like some kind of human manatee but less good looking.

Sometimes I think: "Am I going too far here?", then I remember it's you and feel the urge to somehow orchestrate a mass demeaning onslaught.

-AC

Originally posted by BackFire
I am rather large, aren't I?

Dude, I just read your profile.

Team America's "He's the best martial artist Detroit has to offer."

I never thought it was funny until I just read that. I love it, brother

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yeah, you're a fat boy on a see-food diet.

What? You are. You're a rotund idiot, like some kind of human manatee but less good looking.

Sometimes I think: "Am I going too far here?", then I remember it's you and feel the urge to somehow orchestrate a mass demeaning onslaught.

-AC

The more you demean me, the more you turn me on, and the more likely your ass will loosen by the turn of the hour. And don't let the fact that I'm half way across the earth comfort you, I have powers, and I will use them to rape you so deep that your soul will get messy.

Originally posted by ToMacco
Dude, I just read your profile.

Team America's "He's the best martial artist Detroit has to offer."

I never thought it was funny until I just read that. I love it, brother


Hahaha, yeah dude, that line's comedy gold, I love it.

Originally posted by BackFire
He hangs around in the secret gay-deviant forum with PVS, myself and Bardock. He'll deny it, though, he's still kinda in the closet, but the things he does....wooooooboy.

PVS isn't that like and STD or something?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yes, Femme. I used to dwell a lot in the GDF before it became a bit of a dog patch and all the semi-decent contributors either left or retreated to the pics thread, where they all imply gay things about each other.

I went to the music forum, which I never really stopped posting in, and became the most heterosexual steamroller known to humankind since Backfire, who is a literal steamroller sized man.

I know who YOU are though, oh yes.

-AC

You know who I am? Should I be alarmed or flattered??

I don't know, but definitely not alarmed.

I know you just from Rou mentioning you.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I don't know, but definitely not alarmed.

I know you just from Rou mentioning you.

-AC

And me. He remembers the things I told him I want to do to you, Femme. First he laughed, then he cried, then...well, then he just continued crying because they were so demonic and horrendous (Sexy).

And Femme, he isn't being charming.

He really does want to do things to you that probably would cause trauma if said aloud.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I don't know, but definitely not alarmed.

I know you just from Rou mentioning you.

-AC

Really now? What does Rou Rou say about me?eyes

Originally posted by BackFire
And me. He remembers the things I told him I want to do to you, Femme. First he laughed, then he cried, then...well, then he just continued crying because they were so demonic and horrendous (Sexy).

Yeah sweetie you showed me pictures of what you want.

What has happened to my perfectly innocent band camp thread? sly

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
And Femme, he isn't being charming.

He really does want to do things to you that probably would cause trauma if said aloud.

-AC

I unfortunately know.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Really now? What does Rou Rou say about me?eyes



Yeah sweetie you showed me pictures of what you want.

And it hasn't resulted in those actions occuring to me. What gives?

Originally posted by silver_tears
What has happened to my perfectly innocent band camp thread? sly

I know, I came in and saw all this talk of sex cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Really now? What does Rou Rou say about me?eyes

Just that you're her friend, we haven't spoke in a while, which I must rectify, but not much else than that.

This was before you two were in love, you know, haha.

-AC

Originally posted by silver_tears
Did you rinse your beautiful blue eyes out with soap? cry


Yes but the images still burn in my mind cry

Originally posted by BackFire
And it hasn't resulted in those actions occuring to me. What gives?

I can't stretch that far..........yet.ermmcry

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Just that you're her friend, we haven't spoke in a while, which I must rectify, but not much else than that.

This was before you two were in love, you know, haha.

-AC

Really she did? I love her.

So why talk now in this thread?

one time at band camp

i got assaulted by irene ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
What has happened to my perfectly innocent band camp thread? sly

The boys did it.weep

American Pie was just on the USA channel.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So why talk now in this thread?

I'm not sure what you're asking.

-AC

Originally posted by silver_tears
You should be used to the burn by now. laughcry

Only after being with you laughcry

CAUSE OF THE HERPES, GET IT? 13

a REAL story from a REAL band geek:
this one time at band camp we were walking to practice and a freshman said "dare me to jump down that hill?" and we said "yeah" so she climbs it and she yell from the top "I WILL JUMP OVER THIS HILL" at the bottom her legs have mulch and crap stuck in them and they were sore for days but she still had to march stupid freshman
i still have the pics on my phone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
The boys did it.weep

shakefist

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
one time at band camp

i got assaulted by irene ermm

It would have been more than assault if the counselors hadn't pulled me off you. haermm

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'm not sure what you're asking.

-AC

You answered it.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I raped some menz. haermm

But I forgave you remember ?

Originally posted by silver_tears
shakefist


Damn penises.lffist

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I can't stretch that far..........yet.ermmcry


Hmmm...

You know what, I'll accept that answer. Well done.

Originally posted by silver_tears
HERPES DON'T BURN, I ASKED THORINN ABOUT IT. laughcry

THAT THORINN, ALWAYS GETTING INTO TROUBLE laughcry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Damn penises.lffist

That aren't in my room right now shakefist

Originally posted by Eclipso
But I forgave you remember ?

Only the first time

okay one more this is one i did:
this one time at band camp they dared me to yell out the window at the mccormick twims "MCCORMICKS ARE SPICY!!!!!"
they were out there playing frisbee or baseball with the geek squad

Originally posted by Problem_Child
okay one more this is one i did:
this one time at band camp they dared me to yell out the window at the mccormick twims "MCCORMICKS ARE SPICY!!!!!"
they were out there playing frisbee or baseball with the geek squad

That...that's the worst story I've ever heard in my life.

its true i had to get it out to share with you nonbandees

Originally posted by BackFire
That...that's the worst story I've ever heard in my life.

I so ****ing lol'd crylaugh

Originally posted by BackFire
Hmmm...

You know what, I'll accept that answer. Well done.

thankyou

Originally posted by silver_tears
I so ****ing lol'd crylaugh

I did too I was like wtf.lol

Originally posted by Problem_Child
its true i had to get it out to share with you nonbandees

The fact that it's true just makes things worse. May your soul cry under my balls for all eternity.

may your soul get stuck in some poor insrument at my school which never gets cleaned

Originally posted by Problem_Child
may your soul get stuck in some poor insrument at my school which never gets cleaned

Jesus ****ing Christ..

i know i know

Originally posted by BackFire
Jesus ****ing Christ..

crylaugh

~bows~

Originally posted by Problem_Child
may your soul get stuck in some poor insrument at my school which never gets cleaned

For bastard's sake, swear or something.

You are the single biggest Z-merchant I have ever known, and I've had debates with some of this forum's mods, so that's saying something.

-AC

Originally posted by Problem_Child
may your soul get stuck in some poor insrument at my school which never gets cleaned Originally posted by BackFire
Jesus ****ing Christ..

rofl

It was like being attacked verbally by kermit the frog, just kinda strange, a little sad, and funny for all the wrong reasons.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
For bastard's sake, swear or something.

You are the single biggest Z-merchant I have ever known, and I've had debates with some of this forum's mods, so that's saying something.

-AC
im waiting for the proper moment dont ruin it for me a$$hole

I wish we had band camps...but we don't....only band trips...and on those we get attacked by bears...

Originally posted by Problem_Child
im waiting for the proper moment dont ruin it for me a$$hole

ah, you did that gay dollar-symbol-for-the-S thing that 9 year olds and mormons do.

we go on one every month