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I just rehashed a couple of Robin's comics.

And I just came to a rather stunning conclusion:

Robin bats for the other team.

EVERY single "girlfriend" *coughfaghagcough* Robin has EVER had usually ended in the same fashion:

A) Girl expresses interest in Robin.

B) Robin avoids girl at first to the point of lying...

C) Girl finally sets up date with Robin despite his not wanting to at first...

D) Robin and Girl begin to regularly date.

E) Robin and Girl seem to have more a friendship rather than relationship..

F) Girl wants to take the relationship a step further... (i.e. commited relationship or sex)

G) Robin avoids Girl for several weeks.

H) Girl breaks up with Robin.

This is NO joke. Seriously, it's the same goddamn theme for ALL his "relationships".

Even Stephanie Brown (i.e. Spoiler)

When Spoiler died, Robin was a little tore up for a couple of issues.

But when Superboy dies...Robin goes APESH*T. Obsessively trying to clone back Connor, hanging his pictures all over the wall and even having Connor's uniform in a glass case.

Robin's as gay as it gets....

You only figure this out now?Hell the only reason his costume is any different to the other Robins is that they were comfortable enough with their sexuality to wear that...none of this added protection shit...

Nightwing has proven his heterosexuality by being a complete man-**** and sleeping with nearly every woman he comes across...hell, he's so slutty he's been raped twice by a woman...

Twice? I only thought that happened once.

I was unaware he got raped....

Originally posted by Martian_mind
I was unaware....

petpet

How is this news?

Now Batman needs to reveal his third job: Catholic Priest.

So, what if Tim is gay?
Let the character prefer sex with whichever sex they like, as long as the character is a solid, deep and interesting figure.
I am not a homosexual but, really what difference does it make which gender your favorite heroes prefer as long as they are fascinating?

ENOUGH WITH THE "THEIR GAY!" threads!!!

P.S. Tim may or may not be gay but, I guarantee you Connor is all about the ladies.

Originally posted by Draco69
Nightwing has proven his heterosexuality by being a complete man-**** and sleeping with nearly every woman he comes across...hell, he's so slutty he's been raped twice by a woman... Maybe he's overcompensating for his Wayne Manor upbringing ermm

Originally posted by Draco69
I just rehashed a couple of Robin's comics.

And I just came to a rather stunning conclusion:

Robin bats for the other team.

EVERY single "girlfriend" *coughfaghagcough* Robin has EVER had usually ended in the same fashion:

A) Girl expresses interest in Robin.

B) Robin avoids girl at first to the point of lying...

C) Girl finally sets up date with Robin despite his not wanting to at first...

D) Robin and Girl begin to regularly date.

E) Robin and Girl seem to have more a friendship rather than relationship..

F) Girl wants to take the relationship a step further... (i.e. commited relationship or sex)

G) Robin avoids Girl for several weeks.

H) Girl breaks up with Robin.

This is NO joke. Seriously, it's the same goddamn theme for ALL his "relationships".

Even Stephanie Brown (i.e. Spoiler)

When Spoiler died, Robin was a little tore up for a couple of issues.

But when Superboy dies...Robin goes APESH*T. Obsessively trying to clone back Connor, hanging his pictures all over the wall and even having Connor's uniform in a glass case.

Robin's as gay as it gets....



when you put it like that...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Maybe he's overcompensating for his Wayne Manor upbringing ermm

its possible...

but in fairness to grayson, any man that can say he's done starfire deserves credit...

unless her species has some really f*cked up gender differences...

Originally posted by pr1983


but in fairness to grayson, any man that can say he's done starfire deserves credit...
Im with you on this...

Tim isn't gay, he's just finally fed up with losing people he cares about.

SB was simply the last straw.

And no member of the mainstream Batclan will be gay.....

Batwoman isn't as popular as Robin, and i don't care how progressive the industry gets, it simply won't happen.

Green Arrow's new Speedy is HIV positive, right?
I wouldn't have expected that 15 years ago.
I bet Tim will come out of the closet someday. DC and other companies will realize there is an underserved market out there, who want gay heroes to identify with.

Originally posted by roughrider
Green Arrow's new Speedy is HIV positive, right?
I wouldn't have expected that 15 years ago.
I bet Tim will come out of the closet someday. DC and other companies will realize there is an underserved market out there, who want gay heroes to identify with. Yes but as characters go for the most part, most americans aren't ready for a really mainstream gay superhero. Now before I here mentions of authority, I mean really mainstream characters. Most writers dont want to loose the cuurent audience in exhange for a smaller new market.

Mystique is mainstream and an omnisexual....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_comic_book_characters

Though I doubt Robin's name is jumping onto that list any time soon.

Yea I was kinda thinking the same thing after he just shed a few tears for Spoiler but was really losing it when Conner kicked the bucket. Actually did he grief as much for his own father much less some guy who's he's on a team with?

Oh, and Nightwing is as straight as they come. Ladies just can't resist him

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Mystique is mainstream and an omnisexual....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_comic_book_characters

Though I doubt Robin's name is jumping onto that list any time soon. true but for the most part is kept under wraps except for members of the comic book community. You'll never see that on kids WB.

Originally posted by Big Sexy
true but for the most part is kept under wraps except for members of the comic book community. You'll never see that on kids WB. I doubt you're going to see gay or lesbian people in any animated television that doesn't come from Japan for decades to come. ermm

Originally posted by Draco69
.hell, he's so slutty he's been raped twice by a woman...

Your kidding me! How can a man get raped by a woman its impossble!

What happened, I want details!

Tarantula ****ed him.

Mirage ****ed him posing as Starfire.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Tarantula ****ed him.

Mirage ****ed him posing as Starfire.

...meh....is that all. I was expecting something like he was tied up or some **** like that. Boring.

Originally posted by Alfheim
...meh....is that all. I was expecting something like he was tied up or some **** like that. Boring. IIRC Nightwing was drugged up and was like "Don't touch me."

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
IIRC Nightwing was drugged up and was like "Don't touch me."

Oh dear....thats ****ed up. Still...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Tarantula ****ed him.

Mirage ****ed him posing as Starfire.

heh... as if he'd minded... whoa... that was a rather... dudish, response...

Didn't Tim kiss Wonder Girl?

Originally posted by Evil_Ash
Didn't Tim kiss Wonder Girl?

Sure....

AFTER he was turned down a naked Rose Wilson ready to f*ck his brains out in his own bed...

Originally posted by Draco69
Sure....

AFTER he was turned down a naked Rose Wilson ready to f*ck his brains out in his own bed...



he did? he's not helping his case much is he?

Originally posted by Draco69
Sure....

AFTER he was turned down a naked Rose Wilson ready to f*ck his brains out in his own bed...



Oh, oh yeah...


Tim you schmuck! pokey

Originally posted by Draco69
Sure....

AFTER he was turned down a naked Rose Wilson ready to f*ck his brains out in his own bed...



No way? Tim just dropped a couple notches in my book

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Tarantula ****ed him.

Mirage ****ed him posing as Starfire.

And the Huntress too, right?
She had him pinned down with her staff, and was going to work on him...

Didn't you make one of these about Firelord?

I didn't know we were in the business of witch-hunting here on KMC...

Originally posted by DigiMark007
Didn't you make one of these about Firelord?

I didn't know we were in the business of witch-hunting here on KMC...



rawr...

It's not a witchunt. We just intend to drag Mister Drake kicking and screaming out of the closet for all those girls who showed interest him and was abruptly rebuffed.

Hell, Tim is still a virgin by the way.

If Tim actually turned out to be gay there would be no ended to the Batman pedophile jokes... and it's not like they are in short supply as is.


How old is Tim anyway?

Perpetually 17. He may be 18 now though due to OYL.

Originally posted by Draco69
Robin's as gay as it gets....



So? So's Booboo!

Could anyone possibly post a scan of that 'confrontation' with Rose and Tim?

Originally posted by Evil_Ash
Could anyone possibly post a scan of that 'confrontation' with Rose and Tim?

i second that... sounds like it has to be seen to be believed...

Maybe Tim is just straight edge or something... the guy is a bit of a boy scout.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Maybe Tim is just straight edge or something... the guy is a bit of a boy scout.

boy scouts are still allowed to have sex...

Originally posted by pr1983
boy scouts are still allowed to have sex...

... after they get married.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Maybe Tim is just straight edge or something... the guy is a bit of a boy scout.

Nah. Even Superman got his game on with three separate girls in high school.

Originally posted by Draco69
Nah. Even Superman got his game on with three separate girls in high school.

Did he actually get past first base? 'Cause I've seen Smallville, the guy never gets past awkward sexual tension.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Did he actually get past first base? 'Cause I've seen Smallville, the guy never gets past awkward sexual tension.


Nah. In the comics, Clark f**ked Lana and the other girls as many times as he could.

Hell, most of the time it was in the barn...


In the show, Clark's already been with Lana several times....before they broke up anyway.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
... after they get married.

lol...

Originally posted by Draco69
Nah. Even Superman got his game on with three separate girls in high school.

3? and here was me thinking it was just lana...

umm whats wrong with you people

Tim's Personal life summary

Now, the biggest mystery in the DCU is whether WW is actually a virgin. Last year at the SD Comic Con a fan asked the DC panel the question of whether WW was a lesbian. Since she hasn't slept with any guys.

The panel of course avoided the question.

Wouldn't that crush the hearts of every WW fanboy? To know that WW would not sleep with them because she hasn't come out of the closed. lol

*chuckles*

Originally posted by Mider999
umm whats wrong with you people

Nothing...I just need to EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c298/nohope83/tarman.jpg

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Tim's Personal life summary

Now, the biggest mystery in the DCU is whether WW is actually a virgin. Last year at the SD Comic Con a fan asked the DC panel the question of whether WW was a lesbian. Since she hasn't slept with any guys.

The panel of course avoided the question.

Wouldn't that crush the hearts of every WW fanboy? To know that WW would not sleep with them because she hasn't come out of the closed. lol

*chuckles*



shut. up. she's straight... got it?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Tim's Personal life summary

Now, the biggest mystery in the DCU is whether WW is actually a virgin. Last year at the SD Comic Con a fan asked the DC panel the question of whether WW was a lesbian. Since she hasn't slept with any guys.

The panel of course avoided the question.

Wouldn't that crush the hearts of every WW fanboy? To know that WW would not sleep with them because she hasn't come out of the closed. lol

*chuckles*

Actually she has already slept with a man. Steve Trevor the II.

Rucka intended to make Diana pair up with Io, an Amazon but his run ended prematurely.

And most WW fanboys don't find Diana sexually attractive for three reasons:

A) they're gay men

B) they're women

C) they're men who just like ass-kicking girls.

Diana isn't a lesbian by today's norms. By GRECIAN norms, however, she would be defined as "bisexual" because bisexuality was encouraged during the Roman period.

So, no, you're wrong...again....

Originally posted by pr1983


shut. up. she's straight... got it?







Kinda anyway...

Originally posted by pr1983


shut. up. she's straight... got it?



Sometimes...I just can't help myself.

They say that two wrongs don't make it right....but man! When someone gets a taste of their own medice...it's just pure gold.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Sometimes...I just can't help myself.

They say that two wrongs don't make it right....but man! When someone gets a taste of their medice...it's just pure gold.

What the heck are ya talking about...?



Anyway, back to the topic of Robin's sexuality.

Let's leave the 30 year old recluse alone now boys and girls....

Originally posted by Evil_Ash
Could anyone possibly post a scan of that 'confrontation' with Rose and Tim?

Since you asked politely....

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/mutt1989/titans.jpg

Robin's fighting pretty hard....

Originally posted by Draco69
Actually she has already slept with a man. Steve Trevor the II.

Rucka intended to make Diana pair up with Io, an Amazon but his run ended prematurely.

And most WW fanboys don't find Diana sexually attractive for three reasons:

A) they're gay men

B) they're women

C) they're men who just like ass-kicking girls.

Diana isn't a lesbian by today's norms. By GRECIAN norms, however, she would be defined as "bisexual" because bisexuality was encouraged during the Roman period.

So, no, you're wrong...again....



i think she's hot... 'specially when drawn by benes, churchill or jim lee...

Originally posted by Draco69




Kinda anyway...

at the very least bisexual... that's good enough for me...

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Sometimes...I just can't help myself.

They say that two wrongs don't make it right....but man! When someone gets a taste of their own medice...it's just pure gold.

i'm not as big a fan as draco is (and honestly, who is ), but in the last couple of years i've really warmed to her... she aint bad at all...

Originally posted by pr1983




i'm not as big a fan as draco is (and honestly, who is ), but in the last couple of years i've really warmed to her... she aint bad at all...

I as well love Diana. But she's not my first choice. Now Catwoman....oh, yeah! Now we're talking my language.

It's a good girl vs bad girl thingie.

Good girls are boring...give me the baddies any day.

Originally posted by Draco69
Since you asked politely....

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/mutt1989/titans.jpg

Robin's fighting pretty hard....



why the hell doesnt he take a page out of grayson's book and just go with it? honestly...

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
I as well love Diana. But she's not my first choice. Now Catwoman....oh, yeah! Now we're talking my language.

It's a good girl vs bad girl thingie.

Good girls are boring...give me the baddies any day.

bad girls are awesome, but the good girls are the ones who'll surprise you the most...

and yeah, selina can be pretty fine when done properly...

Originally posted by Draco69
Since you asked politely....

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/mutt1989/titans.jpg

Robin's fighting pretty hard....

IF thats not gay, I don't know what is. Robin just lost all pimp status.

..................are you guys still at this..................

Originally posted by Draco69
Since you asked politely....

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/mutt1989/titans.jpg

Robin's fighting pretty hard....



Maybe he's hanging around with Bruce too much, and getting sexually repressed?

Bruce plays a playboy, but it's like he has to be drugged out of his mind before he really sleeps with a woman.
Isn't that how he got that little b**ch Damian?

Originally posted by Evil_Ash
Could anyone possibly post a scan of that 'confrontation' with Rose and Tim? Here's the Robin-Ravager full scene:
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/1433/scan0003yd1.th.jpghttp://img77.imageshack.us/img77/1420/scan0004by1.th.jpghttp://img466.imageshack.us/img466/8008/scan0005gk0.th.jpghttp://img250.imageshack.us/img250/3089/scan0006ss2.th.jpg
c.f. Nightwing-Tarantula:
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1189/nightwingpyratedcppg18oj6.th.jpghttp://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4035/nightwingpyratedcppg19em3.th.jpghttp://img264.imageshack.us/img264/5332/nightwingpyratedcppg20mb4.th.jpghttp://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9489/nightwingpyratedcppg21cl3.th.jpghttp://img260.imageshack.us/img260/4881/nightwingpyratedcppg22gn8.th.jpghttp://img104.imageshack.us/img104/5333/nightwingpyratedcppg23yz8.th.jpg

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Here's the Robin-Ravager full scene:
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/1433/scan0003yd1.th.jpghttp://img77.imageshack.us/img77/1420/scan0004by1.th.jpghttp://img466.imageshack.us/img466/8008/scan0005gk0.th.jpghttp://img250.imageshack.us/img250/3089/scan0006ss2.th.jpg

the expression on the devil dude's face is priceless...

and robin, shame on you... seriously, how are you going to follow in nightwing's footsteps when you don't take advantage of a situation like that...

wow, that was bordering on being ever so slightly sinister...



some guys have all the fun...

"You should hang a batarang from your doorknob"

Originally posted by pr1983
the expression on the devil dude's face is priceless...

and robin, shame on you... seriously, how are you going to follow in nightwing's footsteps when you don't take advantage of a situation like that...

wow, that was bordering on being ever so slightly sinister...Heh, I really like the interactions between Ravager and Kid Devil e.g.
http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/6590/ravagerqi8.th.png

blow

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6181/ravager2ic4.th.png
Sinister indeed.
Originally posted by pr1983
some guys have all the fun... That's probably exactly what Kid Devil is thinking above...

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Heh, I really like the interactions between Ravager and Kid Devil e.g.
http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/6590/ravagerqi8.th.png

blow

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6181/ravager2ic4.th.png
Sinister indeed.
That's probably exactly what Kid Devil is thinking above...

wow, bit of a hussy aint she?

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Here's the Robin-Ravager full scene:
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/1433/scan0003yd1.th.jpghttp://img77.imageshack.us/img77/1420/scan0004by1.th.jpghttp://img466.imageshack.us/img466/8008/scan0005gk0.th.jpghttp://img250.imageshack.us/img250/3089/scan0006ss2.th.jpg
c.f. Nightwing-Tarantula:
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/1189/nightwingpyratedcppg18oj6.th.jpghttp://img411.imageshack.us/img411/4035/nightwingpyratedcppg19em3.th.jpghttp://img264.imageshack.us/img264/5332/nightwingpyratedcppg20mb4.th.jpghttp://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9489/nightwingpyratedcppg21cl3.th.jpghttp://img260.imageshack.us/img260/4881/nightwingpyratedcppg22gn8.th.jpghttp://img104.imageshack.us/img104/5333/nightwingpyratedcppg23yz8.th.jpg

I take it back the Nightwing scene is completely ****ed. I guess I was feeling a little randy at the time.

I don't know what's weirder, the rape or the fact that every instance of comic rape I've seen involved it through the pants.
Originally posted by Draco69
Sure....

AFTER he was turned down a naked Rose Wilson ready to f*ck his brains out in his own bed...


To be fair, he might want to avoid the "you secretly want to have sex with Deathstroke" thing on that one.

frankly, if my semi-psychotic drunken teammate (who happens to be the daughter of my predecessor's archenemy) was inexplicably naked in my bed, and totally unprovoked started smooching on me, i'd probably do EXACTLY what robin did.

it wouldn't be easy, but some things are a little too weird.

Originally posted by Draco69
Since you asked politely....

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/mutt1989/titans.jpg

Robin's fighting pretty hard....



Do they all wear their costumes to bed?

Originally posted by The Pict
Do they all wear their costumes to bed? He's just come up from his secret cloning lab where he's trying to recreate his "best friend."

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
He's just come up from his secret cloning lab where he's trying to recreate his "best friend."

Ok, thanks. I suppose any one would be bone tired from a day in the secret cloning lab.

Originally posted by manorastroman
frankly, if my semi-psychotic drunken teammate (who happens to be the daughter of my predecessor's archenemy) was inexplicably naked in my bed, and totally unprovoked started smooching on me, i'd probably do EXACTLY what robin did.

it wouldn't be easy, but some things are a little too weird. I can agree to a point, but when she looks like that. . .

Hey now, Robin was coming around before Kid Devil warned him about the intruder; look, he even busted out some handcuffs!

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Hey now, Robin was coming around before Kid Devil warned him about the intruder; look, he even busted out some handcuffs! Kinky.

Except he put her in cuffs to keep her off him, not to get onto (and into dodgy) her. ermm

Actually now that I think about it Rose must be a master-escape-artist-super-fast-clothes-putting-on-er. The page after those scans she's fully dressed and attacks Cassie.

Originally posted by Draco69
Since you asked politely....

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a287/mutt1989/titans.jpg

Robin's fighting pretty hard....



Dick would have totally hit it.

In fact, I don't know many male superheroes who would not have hit that. Batman and Superman and Spider-Man of course, but everybody else? All over it.

A few gay heroes would have ignored Rose, as would a few of the older heroes. Like Supes, Bats, or Wally West. Actually, scratch Wally, he's married. But any male heterosexual hero below 30 or so? Rose is going to be bowlegged tomorrow. naughty

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
A few gay heroes would have ignored Rose, as would a few of the older heroes. Like Supes, Bats, or Wally West. Actually, scratch Wally, he's married. But any male heterosexual hero below 30 or so? Rose is going to be bowlegged tomorrow. naughty

When did Robin come out?

Originally posted by Draco69
Perpetually 17. He may be 18 now though due to OYL.

...

Why does the hell he still look like a 12 year old in is solo title?