Thanks. I'll get some more chapters up soon. W/E, are you serious?
I don't have much to work with, what with the hand-bandaging and all.
(Will and Liz smut scene. He's in his blacksmith shop and she comes racing in.)
Will: Elizabeth! What's wrong?
Liz: I was fighting a local thug for trying to steal my diamond earrings and he gave me this (turns her back to reveal a nasty cut)
Will: Holy guacamole! Here, let me help you.
(She slinks over to him and he disrobes her slightly. Her back is to him so he can't see her boobies. He begins to rub her back very slowly and takes out some gauze)
Liz: Will?
Will: Yes? (snapping out of the trance her sexy back put him in)
Liz: Would you, uh, do that a little harder? (turns and smiles at him)
Will: Oh? You like that, do you? (massages her back, getting more turned on than when ladies with bad teeth stroke his cheek) Who likes it rough? Who likes it rough? (isn't really rough with her because he'd never hurt her, but he spanks her)
Liz: Will! (turns and spanks him)
Will: This beats sword fighting! (spanks her again)
Liz: (sarcastically) Help! Help! I'm trapped in a barn with a boy who likes to spank!
(They frolic around and start to have a roll in the hay)
Mr. Brown: (drops his bottle of rum or whatever it is) Will! What are you doing?
Will: Uh (waves his arm) This is all a drunken hallucination.
Mr. Brown (going into a Jedi mind trick) This is all a drunken hallucination.
Will: You'll be leaving now.
Mr. Brown: I'll be leaving now.
Liz: And bring me some pirate books. Nice ones!
(he leaves)
Liz: Now, (still kind of disrobed) isn't this a lot better than going to the world's end and back?
Will: Definitely better than going after a dead man's chest anyway.
(start making out)
Swann: Liz and servant-boy!
Liz: Hey, Dad.
Swann: It's beginning to rain, Elizabeth, dear. I thought you kids would like some hot tea. (doesn't seem to notice their strange position) Will, it's storming pretty good. I'd wear your rubbers if I were you.
(Will and Liz snort laughter)
Will: Of course.
Swann: Well, I'm off. You kids have fun and remember what to do if a pirate should walk in.
(Will and Liz at the same time begin to recite)
W/E: Don't let him talk us into going on some kind of adventure that ends up where we help him get what he wants more than he helps us get what we want. We know, we know.
Swann: And?
W/E: Don't impersonate a cleric.
Swann: Okay. Later, kids.
Sorry. That's about all I can do right now.