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Fool that I am to even post this in here as I predict it will be off topic before the end of page 2....

For those of you who don't already know, I will be at the beach with my sister from Sept 14 - Sept 21.

Before I go, I would like to say an early HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my good pal Ush, who's birthday thread I will miss participating in. *HUG HUG*

queeq will be handling my Mayhem in addition to his Chaos duties while I'm gone however I will not be held responsible for any of his actions which may result in the start of WWIII.

Any other complaints may be directed to the Great and Powerful Raz.

queeq does the mayhem and the chaos, I'll drink the sodacans, to expand my house a bit

anywayz, have a nice holiday and hope it's offtopic enough before finti reads it to scream for bikini pics

have a nice 8 days at the beach

yea have fun

Hmph!

(Hugs Gundy)

Oh, she's gone...

Hmmm, strange. I booked vacation for the same period.... at the beach as well.....

*packs photocamera*

Anyone wanting bikini pics of Gundy can pre-order now.

One of your weird little holiday flings????

You bet your boots it is.

Have fun Master Gundy. May the Mayhem be with you.

some bikini shots for your return then Gundy

*puts mechs head down on table*
like that?

yup, like that.

well, where mayhem goes, chaos follows.

dibs on first pics of gundy in her string bikini

hehe

Keo, I thought you were a girl!

Well I suppose you still could be........mmmmm interesting.

people are all obsessed
oh well...

I wanna see them before you guys drool all over them and make a mess.

..........

I don't need to see pictures. I'm gonna take Gundy out. . . and her sister!

How much for the pics Queeq?

many, many euros

How much I said.

the fish?

They don't come THAT cheap.

Forget you then! I'll meet up with To and we can double date those foxy momma's.

double date sounds good Aston Villa what a goalie

Aston Villa have to play against the Mighty Everton this weekend, come on you blues.

Toffee should be a caramel

Everton aren't playing too bad, Villa will have something to prove after that poor game against B'ham though.

Villa ? is that a team?

Sounds like a house.

You'll see, soon we'll settle down into our regular mediocrity and finish the season between 6th and 10th place somewhere, maybe even with a half decent cup run to boot.

So it is written and so shall it be done.

Hope you've had a good vacation Gundy.

look out relegation

Gundy just left. She'll be back in a week. Or two? Hmmm.. well, we can't miss her return anyway.

*looks left, right, behind, ahead*

where's Gundy? G U N D YYYYYYYYYY

Read the name of the thread. Maybe.... just maybe.... she's .... ON VACATION?!!!!!!!

they are a little slow on Waikiki beach

Keo must have had a "blonde moment" there.

aint you a blond Mech?

Nah, my hairs dark.

To is blonde I think........... figures I suppose.

I THOUGHT SOMEONE SAID EARLIER THAT GUNDY HAD RETURNED FROM VACATION ALREADY, RETURNED ON THE 19TH, NOT LEAVE ON THE 19TH...................... or maybe I'm just as usual

it is ok Keo, maybe cut down the time you spend in the sun to 5 hours SURFS UP

she'll be back today though

if u say so yerss

we ARE september 21, right?

finti, probably another blonde moment in my brunette life.

I resent that! together with this slow computer!

not yet...

they always keep crawling back...
in this case with queeq taking pictures

allmost 100% of the dumb blonds have bleached their hair you know. So .....

it was an accident!

so..? who are the dumb ones then

not me!

hehe, yerss u're just an idiot

only while breathing!

yea else u're just a nut

tough to crack

wait till I find my nutcracker

you're going to do de tijgersprong?

what does that have to do with it?????,

you wanted the nutcracker, not me!

lol okie whatever

talk to the pinky?

why not

*inspects pinky*
hope you washed it

I dunno what u do with ur pinky and I don't wanna know

I'll be more then happy to inform you my nose and my pinky have a real deep relationship with eachother

Digging in your nose with your pinky is a Belgian tradition.

smelling bad and listening to bjork is a tradition from texas

extremely funny man

how delicate

That way they don't stand out.

as the dark haired dumb ones

Duh.... yes, that's why they change it to blond.

If the blonde you marry turns out to be a brunette, can you sue for bleach of promise?

you could always try

do or do not, there is no try

Well hello all, I'm back now. Anybody miss me ?

Weather was great, I've got the best tan I've had all summer. Ate and drank to excess, missed all of you lots !!!

well yea gundark we all missed u
certainly me, get some move on that rpg game
u and julie seem to be the only active ones

I read through RP...just waiting for Ush to answer a PM and I will post.

good

welcome back, hide the bikini shots

yes, welcome back

(Runs to hug Gundy)

(Knocks Gundy over)

mr clumsy right?

Ouch ! Ush, do slow down, dear boy...

down boy, down

ermm, Bikini shots.....

DOWN BOY DOWN....

I'm prepared to pay.

oh really

Yes.

get ready for some pain

Do I have to pay for that too, or is it as part of the pics package?

off course you pay for it

HI GUNDY-BABY. Love the pics..... very veeeeeeeerrrrrrrrry nice.

what pics?

Errrm, not that I'm a grass or anything but queeq and finti have been taking bids from all the more perverted male posters for rights to own several of Gundy's bikini shots from her hols.

I, of course, was not involved in any way at all.

In that case, I wasn't involved either.

Of course not. But since Gundy's back and this one's over 100..... CLOSING.