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Jack of Light
I saw this on another forum. Just post a question, and the next person posts a stupid answer (and asks another question).

I'll start. How did someone think of Spongebob Squarepants?

Problem_Child
sea sponges i cant remember really i saw it on nick

johnnyforever
With their brain ermm

lol tis fun

why is my name tiffany? blink

Mywi
What is God made of? w00t

johnnyforever
Originally posted by Mywi
What is God made of? w00t shock

Mywi
Originally posted by johnnyforever
shock It was the most stupidest question I could think of t00w

Jack of Light
Hey guys, can you quote the question you're answering, then remember to ask another question?

Mywi
Originally posted by Jack of Light
Hey guys, can you quote the question you're answering, then remember to ask another question? Originally posted by johnnyforever
With their brain ermm

lol tis fun

why is my name tiffany? blink Because you look like Tiffany.
Originally posted by Mywi
What is God made of? w00t

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Mywi
What is God made of? w00t

Marshmellows


What's the opposite of blue?

Mywi
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Marshmellows


What's the opposite of blue? Vagina t00w

Where do babies come from?

General G
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Marshmellows


What's the opposite of blue?

floor

What is the battery that my watch is using made of?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Mywi


Where do babies come from?

babies? What's that?

Originally posted by General G


What is the battery that my watch is using made of?

Stones!!


what does water taste like

Jack of Light
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
babies? What's that?



Stones!!


what does water taste like

An anorexic person's blood.

What is the smiley intended for? rolling on floor laughing

Barker
Sex.

What is sex intended for?

General G
Originally posted by Jack of Light
An anorexic person's blood.

What is the smiley intended for? rolling on floor laughing

For you to join it by jumping every time it hits either end

What does paper taste like?

Uneeklyconfused
cookies


What's that?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Barker
Sex.

What is sex intended for?
More cookies huh

Captain Maynard
Originally posted by Mywi
What is God made of? w00t Chicken pot pie'd meatballs.

General G
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
cookies


What's that?

haha! I love that stupid question!

A thumb

Whats this?

Jack of Light
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
cookies


What's that?

Peanut butter and jelly. Happy Dance


Why are monkeys tailed?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by General G


Whats this?

Penis? big grin Originally posted by Jack of Light


Why are monkeys tailed?

Addriiiiaannn!!!!


Why is daddy angry?

Captain Maynard
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Penis? big grin

Addriiiiaannn!!!!


Why is daddy angry?

Because the Tigers lost the World Series.

Whos Chicken is this?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Because the Tigers lost the World Series.

Whos Chicken is this?

Squall's

Where did i put my whip?

Captain Maynard
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Squall's

Where did i put my whip? John Stewarts Dressing room

Fever Pitch?

General G
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Squall's

Where did i put my whip?

Next to my bed shifty

did I forget my umbrella?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by General G
Next to my bed shifty

did I forget my umbrella?

No its in your pantsembarrasment

Can i touch it?

Mywi
Thursday.


Why is the milk gone?

Bloigen
Tiger Woods raped it.

What does the B in C.A.R. stand for?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Mywi
Thursday.


Why is the milk gone?

Because of Foreplay

Can we watch the football?>

soin2cal
Yes if you can get yourself a job

why can you not climb walls?

Bloigen
Tiger Woods rapes people that can.

What does the B in C.A.R. stand for?

soin2cal
bent door


do you wear clothes?

johnnyforever
hmm Only on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday....

But not on the other days ermm

soin2cal
are you using a keyboard?

guy222
Originally posted by johnnyforever
hmm Only on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday....

But not on the other days ermm

do u know me, am i single

soin2cal
I know you from the river in london

johnnyforever
blink No. I'm using that flat thing that is almost like a typewriter... And I don't know what it is called.

ermm Next

johnnyforever
Originally posted by guy222
do u know me, am i single no no

and i need a valentine!!.... hmm just lemme give General G a chance

soin2cal
huh

Smiter
OMG that Dakota Fanning sig so teddybear cute!

Dont you think so?

soin2cal
Yes its looking plainbig grin

why are there presidents?

Jack of Light
Because dictators were getting tired of their name.

Why are there TWELVE months?

Bloigen
The thirteenth died.

Why do turtles look like they're about to rob a convience store?

Röland
Because they poop on peoples feet.

Why do cell phones have buttons?

Mywi

Syren

Mišt
Jews.

How much wood could a woodchuck not chuck if a woodchuck could not chuck wood? nirvana

Smallville
-7

Why is it called Chicken of the Sea Tuna? diva

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Smallville
-7

Why is it called Chicken of the Sea Tuna? diva

Forest Gump found it in his box of chocolates.

How many bytes in a gigabyte?

Smallville
A giga... d'uh!! smart

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

Mywi

Mišt
He doesnt wear any vin

What was the last movie you didnt see?

Mywi
System Of A Down! t00w

how much does a grizzly bear cost?

Smallville
L

How fast do you have to run to keep the sun directly above you?

Syren
As backwards as a steam train yes

How painful is a pout?

Smallville
Aspargus

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man

Syren
He must cross the bridge of a thousand bridges.

How now brown cow?

Kongu Dude
They don't eat fish, stupid. ermm

Why are there so many idiots in this world?

Syren
K.Diddy.

With a hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, what jumped over the moon?

Smallville
Uranus

If I have to find Jesus, does that mean he's hiding?

Kongu Dude
Oh, god no.

What's up?

Syren
You shall find the answer where the wind blows South, South West.

How long is a Chimney Sweep's sweep?

lord xyz
As long as the chimney.

Why did I answer?

Legendary Thor
a question
whats 2+cheese?

Rogue Jedi
1 cheese to the 2nd power.

why are green beans green?

lord xyz
Because they're not purple.

What's "pie are squared"?

Mišt
Pie are not circle 13

What does a gay triangle look like?

lord xyz

soin2cal
Because we are quite stupid laughing out loud

why cant you simply move countries just like thatmessed?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by soin2cal
Because we are quite stupid laughing out loud

why cant you simply move countries just like thatmessed?

Never heard of a Giant magnet!!!

What's the main ingredient in Tomato ketchup?

Bloigen
There are no ingredients. What the f**k?

Why did the road cross the chicken?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Bloigen
There are no ingredients. What the f**k?

Why did the road cross the chicken?

It was stapled to the dinosaurs leg

What came first. Chicken or egg?

Piggle Humsy
Monkey no expression

Why doesn't money grow on trees?

Uneeklyconfused
Mr Crab would die.

Hello Dolly swank ?

Rogue Jedi
i havent a clue what you are babbling about.


anyone know what Eek is talking about?

Mywi
Why would he want to knit socks? srug3 War is the answer.


How many people are there on the planet?

johnnyforever
Does that include dead people? hmm

soin2cal
Yes, in your dreams.

are we stupid?

Mywi
Only if you eat up, kiddo!!


Why did the piglet die of hunger?

Uneeklyconfused
He spends too much time playing with sh*t. oops I mean Pooh

What are Rabbits made from ?

johnnyforever
Marshmellows..along with the chickies and other stuff ermm

SQ

Mywi
From Alaska.

Why did the music stop?

Uneeklyconfused
It sings a song of sorrow that no man alive can ever understand.
Plus nobody listens to Techno.

Why is it so hard?

Kongu Dude
Rock.

Why is the color green green?

Uneeklyconfused
Its growing legs

Will you come home with me?

Mywi
Only if you take me home.

What are you doing?

Uneeklyconfused
Hanging by a noose.

Will you cut me down?

Legendary Thor
No i will not.I will smash you down

johnnyforever
Why?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Legendary Thor
No i will not.I will smash you down

Marry me droolio...

Originally posted by johnnyforever
Why?

Why not?

What colour is an Orangle?

johnnyforever
Oranglo

Why am i here?

Uneeklyconfused
To take over the world.

Who put baby in the corner?

johnnyforever
You mean the one with the dunce hat?

Uneeklyconfused
That wasn't a baby. That was a Spider silly petpet...

What does Blue taste like?

Mywi
Preferably.

Why did the kangaroo wash itself?

Uneeklyconfused
With it's tentacles.

What's that over there?

Mywi
A pumpkin!!

Where do hobbits live?

johnnyforever
In a place with other hobbits

How?

Uneeklyconfused
With a small Aubergine

How do you spell magik?

Legendary Thor
Like this-Biatch
Whats is the Meaning of a Rock?

Mywi
the same as of a python

how do tree frogs taste like?

Legendary Thor
like a sandwhich with a tree frog
If there is Beer and there is fear what can you hear?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Legendary Thor
like a sandwhich with a tree frog
If there is Beer and there is fear what can you hear?

Egg.


Can you suck your toes?

Legendary Thor
Phone
do you drink Windows?

Uneeklyconfused
Only the bile

Is this the road to Amarillo?

Legendary Thor
no this the road to HELLmHave a nice visit there,THe COmapyny isnt responsible if you become a sex slave to sombody or if you acidentely get hit by a rock adn die
Whats Stronger?a Banana or a Green banana with Beer?

johnnyforever
The stronger banana is stronger

SQ

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Legendary Thor
no this the road to HELLmHave a nice visit there,THe COmapyny isnt responsible if you become a sex slave to sombody or if you acidentely get hit by a rock adn die
Whats Stronger?a Banana or a Green banana with Beer?

The alcoholic wins all the time!!

would you like a line? hoover ??

spidey-dude
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
The alcoholic wins all the time!!

would you like a line? hoover ?? how long ?

where do babies come from ?

Legendary Thor
From and Ass
Are oyu and Emo?

Uneeklyconfused
a cat

What the opposite of 9?

Legendary Thor
Il crack your skull
What is?

Uneeklyconfused
Rotten corpse

Severed head?

Legendary Thor
is tasty
Sex?

Uneeklyconfused
vin dad??

One more time?

Legendary Thor
sure why not?
Can i beat you up with a banana?

Uneeklyconfused
Only if you lick it first

Iv got something to put in you!?!

Legendary Thor
Here a watermelone
Is Benjamin franklin a Pumpkin?

Uneeklyconfused
No. He's the Yeti

What sound does a cat make when it hits a wall?

Legendary Thor
Im to Sexy For THis Wall,To Sexy for this Wall,To sexy for stupid mudf****ing wall
?

Uneeklyconfused
Scorpian?

Have you ever seen a Trogdor?

Legendary Thor
bob

Uneeklyconfused
What does a skeleton look like?

Legendary Thor
like this but wiout a guitar
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h187/DanAmerican/Metalhead.jpg

Uneeklyconfused
hysterical

h0rr0rf@n@+1c
If you had 3 tacos and you saw someone with 5 tacos, how many mexicans would you have?

a1hsauce
an orgasmic one

Legendary Thor
none.im not mexican

Uneeklyconfused
All of them are green. and your red

What are you ?

h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Someone who loves fear. If a ninja falls off a tree in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does he make a sound?

Uneeklyconfused
Yes. Thats what the voices tell me..

Shall we run with scissors?

h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Why shouldn't we?

Uneeklyconfused
cuz we mit get stabdid dur

What time is it?

h0rr0rf@n@+1c
3:55
Shy cheese?

Mywi
Approximately 1.8


What are your future plans?

h0rr0rf@n@+1c
None

Last wwords before death?

Mywi

h0rr0rf@n@+1c
A twinkie

What's in your pants pocket?

=Tired Hiker=
My elbow.

Where's my elbow?

Mywi
among the others.

what does milk taste like?

h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My elbow.

Where's my elbow? In your pants pocket?
Chicken or tuna?

Legendary Thor
Chicken Fuked by tuna
Air or Water?

h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Air IS in water (2 oxygen+1 hydrogen=water)

Plastic or paper?

Mywi
Depends.

How many fingers do you have?

soin2cal
10 i think.


what are we?

Legendary Thor
Homo Sapians
What are you?

Mywi
139 and a half

What am I singing now?

Scottie
Row row row your boat

where is that thing?

Mywi
Where the carrots grow.

What did the zebra eat?

Council#13
It was either the black or white part that's missing on its body. I forget which one. ermm

Let's see..... who are you?

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