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Jack of Light
I saw this on another forum. Just post a question, and the next person posts a stupid answer (and asks another question).
I'll start. How did someone think of Spongebob Squarepants?
Problem_Child
sea sponges i cant remember really i saw it on nick
johnnyforever
With their brain ermm
lol tis fun
why is my name tiffany?
Mywi
What is God made of? w00t
johnnyforever
Originally posted by Mywi
What is God made of? w00t shock
Mywi
Originally posted by johnnyforever
shock It was the most stupidest question I could think of t00w
Jack of Light
Hey guys, can you quote the question you're answering, then remember to ask another question?
Mywi
Originally posted by Jack of Light
Hey guys, can you quote the question you're answering, then remember to ask another question? Originally posted by johnnyforever
With their brain ermm
lol tis fun
why is my name tiffany?
Because you look like Tiffany.
Originally posted by Mywi
What is God made of? w00t
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Mywi
What is God made of? w00t
Marshmellows
What's the opposite of blue?
Mywi
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Marshmellows
What's the opposite of blue? Vagina t00w
Where do babies come from?
General G
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Marshmellows
What's the opposite of blue?
floor
What is the battery that my watch is using made of?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Mywi
Where do babies come from?
babies? What's that?
Originally posted by General G
What is the battery that my watch is using made of?
Stones!!
what does water taste like
Jack of Light
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
babies? What's that?
Stones!!
what does water taste like
An anorexic person's blood.
What is the smiley intended for?
Barker
Sex.
What is sex intended for?
General G
Originally posted by Jack of Light
An anorexic person's blood.
What is the smiley intended for?
For you to join it by jumping every time it hits either end
What does paper taste like?
Uneeklyconfused
cookies
What's that?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Barker
Sex.
What is sex intended for?
More cookies
Captain Maynard
Originally posted by Mywi
What is God made of? w00t Chicken pot pie'd meatballs.
General G
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
cookies
What's that?
haha! I love that stupid question!
A thumb
Whats this?
Jack of Light
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
cookies
What's that?
Peanut butter and jelly.
Why are monkeys tailed?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by General G
Whats this?
Penis?
Originally posted by Jack of Light
Why are monkeys tailed?
Addriiiiaannn!!!!
Why is daddy angry?
Captain Maynard
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Penis?
Addriiiiaannn!!!!
Why is daddy angry?
Because the Tigers lost the World Series.
Whos Chicken is this?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Captain Maynard
Because the Tigers lost the World Series.
Whos Chicken is this?
Squall's
Where did i put my whip?
Captain Maynard
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Squall's
Where did i put my whip? John Stewarts Dressing room
Fever Pitch?
General G
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
Squall's
Where did i put my whip?
Next to my bed
did I forget my umbrella?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by General G
Next to my bed
did I forget my umbrella?
No its in your pants
Can i touch it?
Mywi
Thursday.
Why is the milk gone?
Bloigen
Tiger Woods raped it.
What does the B in C.A.R. stand for?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Mywi
Thursday.
Why is the milk gone?
Because of Foreplay
Can we watch the football?>
soin2cal
Yes if you can get yourself a job
why can you not climb walls?
Bloigen
Tiger Woods rapes people that can.
What does the B in C.A.R. stand for?
soin2cal
bent door
do you wear clothes?
johnnyforever
hmm Only on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday....
But not on the other days ermm
soin2cal
are you using a keyboard?
guy222
Originally posted by johnnyforever
hmm Only on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday....
But not on the other days ermm
do u know me, am i single
soin2cal
I know you from the river in london
johnnyforever
No. I'm using that flat thing that is almost like a typewriter... And I don't know what it is called.
ermm Next
johnnyforever
Originally posted by guy222
do u know me, am i single no
and i need a valentine!!.... hmm just lemme give General G a chance
Smiter
OMG that Dakota Fanning sig so teddybear cute!
Dont you think so?
soin2cal
Yes its looking plain
why are there presidents?
Jack of Light
Because dictators were getting tired of their name.
Why are there TWELVE months?
Bloigen
The thirteenth died.
Why do turtles look like they're about to rob a convience store?
Röland
Because they poop on peoples feet.
Why do cell phones have buttons?
Mišt
Jews.
How much wood could a woodchuck not chuck if a woodchuck could not chuck wood? nirvana
Smallville
-7
Why is it called Chicken of the Sea Tuna? diva
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Smallville
-7
Why is it called Chicken of the Sea Tuna? diva
Forest Gump found it in his box of chocolates.
How many bytes in a gigabyte?
Smallville
A giga... d'uh!!
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
Mišt
He doesnt wear any vin
What was the last movie you didnt see?
Mywi
System Of A Down! t00w
how much does a grizzly bear cost?
Smallville
L
How fast do you have to run to keep the sun directly above you?
Syren
As backwards as a steam train
How painful is a pout?
Smallville
Aspargus
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man
Syren
He must cross the bridge of a thousand bridges.
How now brown cow?
Kongu Dude
They don't eat fish, stupid. ermm
Why are there so many idiots in this world?
Syren
K.Diddy.
With a hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, what jumped over the moon?
Smallville
Uranus
If I have to find Jesus, does that mean he's hiding?
Kongu Dude
Oh, god no.
What's up?
Syren
You shall find the answer where the wind blows South, South West.
How long is a Chimney Sweep's sweep?
lord xyz
As long as the chimney.
Why did I answer?
Legendary Thor
a question
whats 2+cheese?
Rogue Jedi
1 cheese to the 2nd power.
why are green beans green?
lord xyz
Because they're not purple.
What's "pie are squared"?
Mišt
Pie are not circle 13
What does a gay triangle look like?
soin2cal
Because we are quite stupid
why cant you simply move countries just like that
?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by soin2cal
Because we are quite stupid
why cant you simply move countries just like that
?
Never heard of a Giant magnet!!!
What's the main ingredient in Tomato ketchup?
Bloigen
There are no ingredients.
Why did the road cross the chicken?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Bloigen
There are no ingredients.
Why did the road cross the chicken?
It was stapled to the dinosaurs leg
What came first. Chicken or egg?
Piggle Humsy
Monkey
Why doesn't money grow on trees?
Uneeklyconfused
Mr Crab would die.
Hello Dolly swank ?
Rogue Jedi
i havent a clue what you are babbling about.
anyone know what Eek is talking about?
Mywi
Why would he want to knit socks? srug3 War is the answer.
How many people are there on the planet?
johnnyforever
Does that include dead people? hmm
soin2cal
Yes, in your dreams.
are we stupid?
Mywi
Only if you eat up, kiddo!!
Why did the piglet die of hunger?
Uneeklyconfused
He spends too much time playing with sh*t. oops I mean Pooh
What are Rabbits made from ?
johnnyforever
Marshmellows..along with the chickies and other stuff ermm
SQ
Mywi
From Alaska.
Why did the music stop?
Uneeklyconfused
It sings a song of sorrow that no man alive can ever understand.
Plus nobody listens to Techno.
Why is it so hard?
Kongu Dude
Rock.
Why is the color green green?
Uneeklyconfused
Its growing legs
Will you come home with me?
Mywi
Only if you take me home.
What are you doing?
Uneeklyconfused
Hanging by a noose.
Will you cut me down?
Legendary Thor
No i will not.I will smash you down
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Legendary Thor
No i will not.I will smash you down
Marry me droolio...
Originally posted by johnnyforever
Why?
Why not?
What colour is an Orangle?
johnnyforever
Oranglo
Why am i here?
Uneeklyconfused
To take over the world.
Who put baby in the corner?
johnnyforever
You mean the one with the dunce hat?
Uneeklyconfused
That wasn't a baby. That was a Spider silly petpet...
What does Blue taste like?
Mywi
Preferably.
Why did the kangaroo wash itself?
Uneeklyconfused
With it's tentacles.
What's that over there?
Mywi
A pumpkin!!
Where do hobbits live?
johnnyforever
In a place with other hobbits
How?
Uneeklyconfused
With a small Aubergine
How do you spell magik?
Legendary Thor
Like this-Biatch
Whats is the Meaning of a Rock?
Mywi
the same as of a python
how do tree frogs taste like?
Legendary Thor
like a sandwhich with a tree frog
If there is Beer and there is fear what can you hear?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Legendary Thor
like a sandwhich with a tree frog
If there is Beer and there is fear what can you hear?
Egg.
Can you suck your toes?
Legendary Thor
Phone
do you drink Windows?
Uneeklyconfused
Only the bile
Is this the road to Amarillo?
Legendary Thor
no this the road to HELLmHave a nice visit there,THe COmapyny isnt responsible if you become a sex slave to sombody or if you acidentely get hit by a rock adn die
Whats Stronger?a Banana or a Green banana with Beer?
johnnyforever
The stronger banana is stronger
SQ
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Legendary Thor
no this the road to HELLmHave a nice visit there,THe COmapyny isnt responsible if you become a sex slave to sombody or if you acidentely get hit by a rock adn die
Whats Stronger?a Banana or a Green banana with Beer?
The alcoholic wins all the time!!
would you like a line? hoover ??
spidey-dude
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
The alcoholic wins all the time!!
would you like a line? hoover ?? how long ?
where do babies come from ?
Legendary Thor
From and Ass
Are oyu and Emo?
Uneeklyconfused
a cat
What the opposite of 9?
Legendary Thor
Il crack your skull
What is?
Uneeklyconfused
Rotten corpse
Severed head?
Legendary Thor
is tasty
Sex?
Uneeklyconfused
vin dad??
One more time?
Legendary Thor
sure why not?
Can i beat you up with a banana?
Uneeklyconfused
Only if you lick it first
Iv got something to put in you!?!
Legendary Thor
Here a watermelone
Is Benjamin franklin a Pumpkin?
Uneeklyconfused
No. He's the Yeti
What sound does a cat make when it hits a wall?
Legendary Thor
Im to Sexy For THis Wall,To Sexy for this Wall,To sexy for stupid mudf****ing wall
?
Uneeklyconfused
Scorpian?
Have you ever seen a Trogdor?
Uneeklyconfused
What does a skeleton look like?
Legendary Thor
like this but wiout a guitar
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h187/DanAmerican/Metalhead.jpg
Uneeklyconfused
hysterical
h0rr0rf@n@+1c
If you had 3 tacos and you saw someone with 5 tacos, how many mexicans would you have?
Legendary Thor
none.im not mexican
Uneeklyconfused
All of them are green. and your red
What are you ?
h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Someone who loves fear. If a ninja falls off a tree in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does he make a sound?
Uneeklyconfused
Yes. Thats what the voices tell me..
Shall we run with scissors?
h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Why shouldn't we?
Uneeklyconfused
cuz we mit get stabdid dur
What time is it?
h0rr0rf@n@+1c
3:55
Shy cheese?
Mywi
Approximately 1.8
What are your future plans?
h0rr0rf@n@+1c
None
Last wwords before death?
h0rr0rf@n@+1c
A twinkie
What's in your pants pocket?
=Tired Hiker=
My elbow.
Where's my elbow?
Mywi
among the others.
what does milk taste like?
h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
My elbow.
Where's my elbow? In your pants pocket?
Chicken or tuna?
Legendary Thor
Chicken Fuked by tuna
Air or Water?
h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Air IS in water (2 oxygen+1 hydrogen=water)
Plastic or paper?
Mywi
Depends.
How many fingers do you have?
soin2cal
10 i think.
what are we?
Legendary Thor
Homo Sapians
What are you?
Mywi
139 and a half
What am I singing now?
Scottie
Row row row your boat
where is that thing?
Mywi
Where the carrots grow.
What did the zebra eat?
Council#13
It was either the black or white part that's missing on its body. I forget which one. ermm
Let's see..... who are you?
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