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It's about TIME SOMEBODY MADE A THREAD DEDICATED TO THE BEAUTIFUL PHILOSOPHY/RELIGION OF ORGASMISM !





Orgasmism is a religion which began 6900 years ago....it uptakes its roots from different parts of Earth; there are many sects, individual practices, and various intepretations of our Faith...but one thing remains constant:


The belief that GOD IS ORGASM droolio



drooliodrooliodroolio



Myself, Smiter, and a couple of other KMC members have tried to educate our fellow man and woman about the wondors of Orgasmism, but our attempts fell in vain.

We were mocked, laughed at, made fun of, raped, etc. I was even banned for my beleifs !


However, in the freedom of the OTF I beleive I can share my Faith with the rest of you wondorful people !





SO LET ME BEGIN:



Our Faith consists of many texts, Kama Sutra, porn films, etc. But the basis of our texts falls under what is known as THE HOLY SCRIPTURES OF ORGASMISM



The central basis of our Faith is that ORGASM IS THE SENSATION OF PASSION, CREATION, AND BLISS.


ORGASM IS THE PRIMAL FORCE OF EXISTANCE, THE FIRE OF CREATION, THE SPARK OF JOY, BEAUTY, THE ESSENSE OF HEAVENLY EXISTANCE


The ONLY SINS are the RESTRICTION OR ENFORCEMENT of Orgasm.



THE TWO DEADLY SINS"




1) Celebacy- Celebacy is the absurd means of remaining a Virgin in a vain attempt to "remain pure". This is usually promoted by false religions such a Christianity and Islam. Celebacy is a sin, because it interrupts and puts a major hiatus on the Sacred Flow of Orgasm Celebacy is one of the biggest contributors to the slowing down of the cosmic Flow of Orgasm, responsible for halting the progess of Life and Joy, resulting in sexual and spiritual frustration, and a detriment to happiness.



2) Rape- Rape is a sin because it is the enforcement of Orgasm, a means to continue the flow of Orgasm by violation of one's free will. Orgasm must flow, yes, however, Orgasm must flow through means of pure pleasure, and desired pain. Any undesired pain causes a corruption of Orgasm and therefore is a total negative.







There is FAR MORE to learn about Orgasmism, as our texts consist of 6900 years of collected work, rules from all across the globe who have contributed to the beauty and wondor of Orgasmism.



I will posts more of the HOLY SCRIPTURES OF ORGASMISM in due time....for any more questions, ask my butt buddy SMITER

Haermm, but you kind of overdid it.

Originally posted by Barker
Haermm, but you kind of overdid it.

No, don't you see? He did something beautiful.

I believe.


I BELIEVE!!!

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, don't you see? He did something beautiful.

I believe.


I BELIEVE!!!
I'm sorry, you avatar was making me horny, etc. doh

Did you say something?

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, don't you see? He did something beautiful.

I believe.


I BELIEVE!!!




Welcome to the World of Orgasmism fellow beleiver......Orgasmic Bliss is Eternal Truth....feel free to open yourself and spread the seed !

Sounds quite interesting, but I prefer my beliefs.

Worse then Evangelicals.

Originally posted by Seraphim XIII
Sounds quite interesting, but I prefer my beliefs.


That is okay my freind...I am not here to force my beleifs upon you....I am only here to educate the curious on the beauty of Orgasmism....


All I can do is teach....the rest is up to you

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
That is okay my freind...I am not here to force my beleifs upon you....I am only here to educate the curious on the beauty of Orgasmism....


All I can do is teach....the rest is up to you

That sounds like a plan.

Originally posted by Soleran
Worse then Evangelicals.



I sense much sexual frustration in you.....why is that my freind ?



EMBRACE ORGASM....let it FLOW

Shit Now I have Look for the Scrolls. I typed the Biblical Orgasm Verses. It's somewhere in my posts.
doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You

Originally posted by Smiter
Shit Now I have Look for the Scrolls. I typed the Biblical Orgasm Verses. It's somewhere in my posts.


Same here...I had loads and loads of Orgasmism scripture posts

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I sense much sexual frustration in you.....why is that my freind ?

Not so much, however you tend to get carried away with this stuff like this, similar to Evangelicals.

I think there's one in my thread about God Is A Player. And there are some in the Pm's too.

doingit
May The Orgasm Be With You

I vote that Bardock and Soleran's avys are made prophets of Orgasmaism.

EPILOGUE TO ORGASMIC BIBLE: Even cultures, even back in the time of the barbarians, or Romans, There are pagans who created a Graven Images and they shaped it as a big dick. Too bad they dont use it as a public dildo. Because it is a sacred dick to them. They worship the dick.

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, don't you see? He did something beautiful.

I believe.


I BELIEVE!!!

Does sex really feel that good?

Originally posted by Jack of Light
Does sex really feel that good?

Its not about reaching orgasm really, its about the excitement before during and after the fact that you and your significant other, well, enjoying each other's company by hugging kissing, in each other's arms, reaching the ultimate human interaction. and specially the afterglow that you and your significant other are intimately together. The smile on each other's faces the way she smiles after, the way she cannot erase her smile, the way she blushes on her breast cheek, Well I cannot explain the pleasure. But Its damn good. Sex Is A PHYSICAL FORM OF LOVE

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You

Youre a horny sonofabitch

Orgasmism, just like most religions, is stupid.

Maybe even stupider than most

Did anyone else spot the racism? I did!

Originally posted by Strangelove
Orgasmism, just like most religions, is stupid.

Maybe even stupider than most

Thats because youre a virgin

Originally posted by Smiter
Thats because youre a virgin As if that has anything t o do with it, you sexual deviant

Okay time to enlighten:




ORIGINS OF ORGASMISM




Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism
Orgy Origins
Chapter I
Verse xxx




Long ago, about 6900 years ago, a man named Orgasmus founded the religion of Orgasmism. HE is said to be the First Prophet.


It is uncertain whether or not he was of Greek, Persian, or Mesopotamian descent. The fact, however, is that he discovered the Truth that Orgasm is God long ago, long before the First Pantheons began.


Orgasmus traversed the nations, having sexual encounters with every man and woman he happened to meet. His charisma was so powerful, no one could resist his charms. Not the cruelest of tyrants, not the most uptight virgins..no one.



He made it his mission to ensure that the Cosmic Flow of Orgasm would continue harmoniously.


After enticing the Ancient Greeks by engaging in thier man/boy love tradition, after his affairs with Egyptian Pharoahs, after his sexcapades with Queens, whores, and virgins of all cultures, he happened to stumble upon a long lost realm called Virginatopia.



In Virginetopia, the rules were SCRICT. ONLY THE SHAFTMASTER (today would be known as emporer) could have sexual relations with his Virgin Queens (he had 500 virgin queens). All other men had to remain virgins.


He beleived that for him to maintain power, the rest of his kingdom would have to remain pure, while he harnessed all the sexual energy.


Orgasmus saw this as a horrid crime upon humanity, and a violation of the cosmic flow of orgasm. So....Orgasmus broke the Law and slept with ALL THE VIRGINS of VIRGINATOPIA (basically everybody except the Shaftmaster)



The Shaftmaster was outraged, so he ordered the execution of Orgasmus.


HE ordered that Orgasmus die by being raped to death....he summoned the strongest men to butt rape Orgasmus until his insides were destroyed.



IT had seemed that Orgasmus died a horrid death, but in fact, he died with a huge smile on his face droolio





After his death, his previous followers promised to carry on his word and inspire the Truth in all other mythologies. Orgasmism as a result, now exists in Greek Mythology, Persian Mythology, Egpyptian mythology, and all other Arahmaic myth.






Today we struggle, because false religions such as Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have severe restrictions on sex. Our ancient teachings have been oppressed and corrupted because of the FEAR that these 3 religions try to inspire towards us.




But as ORGASMUS PROPHESIZED WE WILL RESURFACE ! ORGASMISM SHALL BE SPREAD !




"Thy seed shall spread in eternal white fluid bliss"



Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism
Book of Orgasms Vol. I
Verse 69
Clause xxx 5

OH.




Now it all makes sense








this whole 'religion' is......








completely stupid

Originally posted by Strangelove
OH.




Now it all makes sense








this whole 'religion' is......








completely stupid





Please stop spamming my thread....if you do not agree with my sacred words then do not post here...

He's not spamming, he's telling the truth. ermmhappy

Originally posted by Kongu Dude
He's not spamming, he's telling the truth. ermmhappy


If you do not like my religion, that is your problem.



But do not spam my thread when I only aim to educate those on the wondors of Orgasmism

Originally posted by Smiter
Thats because youre a virgin

how many times have you had sex?

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
how many times have you had sex?


HERE WE GO....this a RELEVANT POST



Thank you LifeinSepia for staying ON-TOPIC

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
HERE WE GO....this a RELEVANT POST



Thank you LifeinSepia for staying ON-TOPIC

answer the damned question!

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
how many times have you had sex?

edit pm:

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Okay time to enlighten:




ORIGINS OF ORGASMISM




Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism
Orgy Origins
Chapter I
Verse xxx




Long ago, about 6900 years ago, a man named Orgasmus founded the religion of Orgasmism. HE is said to be the First Prophet.


It is uncertain whether or not he was of Greek, Persian, or Mesopotamian descent. The fact, however, is that he discovered the Truth that Orgasm is God long ago, long before the First Pantheons began.


Orgasmus traversed the nations, having sexual encounters with every man and woman he happened to meet. His charisma was so powerful, no one could resist his charms. Not the cruelest of tyrants, not the most uptight virgins..no one.



He made it his mission to ensure that the Cosmic Flow of Orgasm would continue harmoniously.


After enticing the Ancient Greeks by engaging in thier man/boy love tradition, after his affairs with Egyptian Pharoahs, after his sexcapades with Queens, whores, and virgins of all cultures, he happened to stumble upon a long lost realm called Virginatopia.



In Virginetopia, the rules were SCRICT. ONLY THE SHAFTMASTER (today would be known as emporer) could have sexual relations with his Virgin Queens (he had 500 virgin queens). All other men had to remain virgins.


He beleived that for him to maintain power, the rest of his kingdom would have to remain pure, while he harnessed all the sexual energy.


Orgasmus saw this as a horrid crime upon humanity, and a violation of the cosmic flow of orgasm. So....Orgasmus broke the Law and slept with ALL THE VIRGINS of VIRGINATOPIA (basically everybody except the Shaftmaster)



The Shaftmaster was outraged, so he ordered the execution of Orgasmus.


HE ordered that Orgasmus die by being raped to death....he summoned the strongest men to butt rape Orgasmus until his insides were destroyed.



IT had seemed that Orgasmus died a horrid death, but in fact, he died with a huge smile on his face droolio





After his death, his previous followers promised to carry on his word and inspire the Truth in all other mythologies. Orgasmism as a result, now exists in Greek Mythology, Persian Mythology, Egpyptian mythology, and all other Arahmaic myth.






Today we struggle, because false religions such as Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have severe restrictions on sex. Our ancient teachings have been oppressed and corrupted because of the FEAR that these 3 religions try to inspire towards us.




But as ORGASMUS PROPHESIZED WE WILL RESURFACE ! ORGASMISM SHALL BE SPREAD !




"Thy seed shall spread in eternal white fluid bliss"



Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism
Book of Orgasms Vol. I
Verse 69
Clause xxx 5

Amen to that Amen.

And now the Church Administration (Lord Urizen and I, Smiter) are The prophecy.
doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You

Orgasmic Bliss is Eternal Truth Amen to Orgasm

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You

Ever Wonder Why You Say ''Oh God Oh'' Whenever You Feel Orgasm. Well Thats Enough For Me to Believe

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You

PREACH BUTT BROTHER ! YOU PREACH ON ! droolio

Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism

Clause 69
Verse xxx 3-7


"The Almighty senteth thy shaft through the Virgin

Delivering unto her womb the Holy Spirit

When she was ripe

the best age to bear fruit"







God can have sex, for God is Orgasm




Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism

Testiment of Orgy Kalima
Clause 69
Verse xxx 30-32

"I sayeth unto thee, Orgasm thy force by which all creation penetrates, is thy center of all might, of all hope, of all Faith

Thy sheer primal force of creation, the primal rage and fire by which thy universe spawned, made manifest through the flesh and beyond"






There is nothing to fear. Absolutely Nothing. For God is Orgasm, and Orgasm is pure bliss.....it is foolish to fear such a powerful goodness.





Holy Scriptures of Orgasmism

Testiment of Orgy Kalima
Prediction of the End Times
Clause 69
Verse xxx 70-71


"Thy end of thy dirtiest realm, Gaia, shall be a blissful treat

All mankind will meet thier passings through celebration of white fluid bliss"




Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism

Testament of Orgy Kalima
Clause 79
Verses xxx 51-53

"Thy sun and the moon mate to create thy blue sky

For even thy celestial bodies submit to the power of Orgasm

which is ultamate truth and bliss"

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Please stop spamming my thread....if you do not agree with my sacred words then do not post here... I'm not spamming your thread so much as disagreeing with you. I'm not a believer in any religion, let alone one based on the "holy" teachings of orgasm. And this is a public forum, no? I'll post in here as much as I like.


Of course, now that my point is made, I don't feel the need to post in here. So....later.

PSSHHH atheist

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'm not spamming your thread so much as disagreeing with you. I'm not a believer in any religion, let alone one based on the "holy" teachings of orgasm. And this is a public forum, no? I'll post in here as much as I like.


Of course, now that my point is made, I don't feel the need to post in here. So....later.


Just masturbate and all will be healed




Open your heart to Orgasm and you will be a believer...you'll see....


"Orgasmic Bliss is Eternal Truth"



Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism
Orgy Origins
Semen Speech clause 69
Verse xxx 101

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
answer the damned question!


I've had sex too many times, my entire aura is sex, i am pretty much dirty orgasm personified, if you even see my myspace, you wont beleive it, im such a dirty whore all i have are naked pics of myself

JESUS IS SO SEXY

Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism
Holy Spirit = Sperm
Clause 69
Verse xxx 101
doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You

ermm ....

Originally posted by Naz
ermm ....


Holy Scriptures of the Orgasmism
Orgy Talks
Verse xxx 69

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You

BLESSED BE THE ORGASM

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
If you do not like my religion, that is your problem.



But do not spam my thread when I only aim to educate those on the wondors of Orgasmism
Sure. ermmhappy

Holy Scriptures Of Orgasmism
Masturbation 1:1
Small things will be blessed.

Now Brethren Let Us Sing The Hymn Of Orgasmism
mDvCcrU-Ob8

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You

then why does it call christianity and islam false religions? barker

Originally posted by LifeInSepia
then why does it call christianity and islam false religions? barker


That's not racism

Now Thats whats it like to be an idiot huh?
Orgasmist:Christianity and Islam is false
Idiot:Thats Racist.

Bumpster

droolio

....I think I've been converted.

pray

Umm.....Several points here....
1. This religion is only stupid to people who don't understand it, but I'm not saying that's wrong...
2. People only badmouth concepts that they don't comprehend, once again not saying that's a bad thing...
3. Although this is a public thread nobody's opinion, no matter how true they believe it to be, should be given if it is insulting- namely to the thread and in which case they shouldn't really give it in the first place if they don't agree...
4. I don't follow any one religion, merely deriving from concepts of various religions that exist in modern society (basically the concepts I think are noteworthy), but I would never myself say something derrogatory of any religion I didn't agree with...
5. I don't waste my time with "love", for I don't need it from anybody, nor do I wish to give it to anybody (I've freed myself from such a concept)
6. I believe that if someone knows they won't agree with the thread they shouldn't even enter it at all...
7. These beliefs are very interesting......I don't agree with this religion, but I don't dislike it either.......You wish to spread the word of your religion, Lord Urizen, and there's nothing wrong with that.

In fact, I might just give this religion a chance......

LOL, Urizen, didn't you get banned for this already???

................Oh kay?

Wooh.

Yeah........right......Hmm.......

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Umm.....Several points here....
1. This religion is only stupid to people who don't understand it, but I'm not saying that's wrong...
2. People only badmouth concepts that they don't comprehend, once again not saying that's a bad thing...
3. Although this is a public thread nobody's opinion, no matter how true they believe it to be, should be given if it is insulting- namely to the thread and in which case they shouldn't really give it in the first place if they don't agree...
4. I don't follow any one religion, merely deriving from concepts of various religions that exist in modern society (basically the concepts I think are noteworthy), but I would never myself say something derrogatory of any religion I didn't agree with...
5. I don't waste my time with "love", for I don't need it from anybody, nor do I wish to give it to anybody (I've freed myself from such a concept)
6. I believe that if someone knows they won't agree with the thread they shouldn't even enter it at all...
7. These beliefs are very interesting......I don't agree with this religion, but I don't dislike it either.......You wish to spread the word of your religion, Lord Urizen, and there's nothing wrong with that.

In fact, I might just give this religion a chance......


Orgasmus Holy Spirit
Showering of Holy Spirit
Bukake Clause 69
doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You

Originally posted by fini
LOL, Urizen, didn't you get banned for this already???


YES I was banned for my beleifs. But thanks to the Orgasm i was resurrected and am now free to SPREAD MY WORDS !~




and my seed.....

Originally posted by Smiter
Orgasmus Holy Spirit
Showering of Holy Spirit
Bukake Clause 69
doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You .....Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't telling someone to believe in your religion....against your religion?

EDIT: I'm referring to his entire post...

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
.....Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't telling someone to believe in your religion....against your religion?

EDIT: I'm referring to his entire post...

I'm not telling you to believe. You have to decide on your own if you want orgasm/sex as your religion. You can chose to believe on your own will or not to.

Originally posted by Smiter
Orgasmus Holy Spirit
Showering of Holy Spirit
Bukake Clause 69
doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You Isn't that telling me to believe? I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but you're being hypocritical...

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Isn't that telling me to believe? I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but you're being hypocritical...


its a bible source = orgasm bible. kinda like

genesis chapter 1 verse 1
todays english version.

only orgasm bible.

Originally posted by Smiter
its a bible source = orgasm bible. kinda like

genesis chapter 1 verse 1
todays english version.

only orgasm bible. okay, it's all clear. But one thing remains: I am a virgin

Orgasmus's advice to the virgins



Holy Scriptures Of Orgasm
Youthful Lust Chapter 69
Sex Verse
Magic Matress Ride.

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You

Originally posted by Smiter
Orgasmus's advice to the virgins



Holy Scriptures Of Orgasm
Youthful Lust Chapter 69
Sex Verse
Magic Matress Ride.

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c


All that it is saying is get out there and get some. thats the Orgasmus Ideology.

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c


All that it is saying is get out there and get some. thats the Orgasmus Ideology.

Originally posted by Smiter
All that it is saying is get out there and get some. thats the Orgasmus Ideology. Problem is I am not very appealing to anybody...

Originally posted by h0rr0rf@n@+1c
Problem is I am not very appealing to anybody...

THats bullshit. You just fix your image and be friendly, then your set good to go.
and eliminate that bullshit belief that '' I am not appealing to anybody.''

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7965/blowjobhe8.gif
Just Remembering How Good Kenjie do her thing and How she did it to me.

Originally posted by Smiter
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7965/blowjobhe8.gif



hysterical





Orgasmus was in delight as his foundation of truth began to flourish...his seed was spread in white eternal bliss...free from the bonds of Virginity...free from the false lie of celebacy




REMEMBER:



The TWO GRAVE SINS:



Celebacy/Rape


Steer clear of these evils !

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7965/blowjobhe8.gif

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All of a sudden, being Atheist got me a strange belly feeling

Originally posted by Kaldorei
All of a sudden, being Atheist got me a strange belly feeling

would that be the bondage of virginity?
or the blessing of white fluid bliss incubating?
or Rethinking your beliefs and wanna join Orgasmism?

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7965/blowjobhe8.gif

No, I like the free will. I remain Atheist

Well, Orgasmism is the union of all beliefs, Atheist Islam Christian Pagan and all other religious shit and dont forget Scientific stuff. But Orgasmus and his Disciples, and his 2 prophecied prophets Lord Urizen and Smiter, Sifted through the different beliefs and cut the bullshit and left what's good about all types of beliefs. Atheist = Fuk who ever you want, Christian = God Create Life, Islam = God is good, Pagan = Lets have mass Orgies.

We combined all those different beliefs and Look what we got.

]doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7965/blowjobhe8.gif

Nah. I remain Atheist. I can belive all that without switching belief if I want too

Originally posted by Kaldorei


Nah. I remain Atheist. I can belive all that without switching belief if I want too
Youre a perfect example of an Orgasmic brethren. An atheist is contemplating about our beliefs.Let me Help you find a way to our orgasmic beliefs right in to your "heart". All we believe is Sex is a religion.

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7965/blowjobhe8.gif

And Orgasmus sayeth, "thou who doust not beleive in Orgasm shall be made aware through bliss

Sexual intercourse is a sacred thing indeed , but I would not take it as far as an religion.

Originally posted by Kaldorei


Nah. I remain Atheist. I can belive all that without switching belief if I want too


Worship is of no important, and Free Will is absolute. I think you are confused as to the structure of Orgasmism



-You do not have to worship anybody. For Orgasmus is simply a prophet who discovered sexual truth, nothing more nothing less.


-You can still live your life, and hold on to your beleifs. The only thing is that you are a conduit for Orgasm. Orgasm is the Life Force of the Universe. This is ABSOLUTE UNDESPUTABLE TRUTH...


THE COSMIC FLOW OF ORGASM is our primary concern. That is all. Myths, legends, prophets, sutras, come and go, and we take and discard what we want, need and dont need.

Originally posted by Kaldorei
Sexual intercourse is a sacred thing indeed , but I would not take it as far as an religion.


Orgasmism is more of a philosophy than a religion....

dontgetit

You people are wierd
May The Orgasm Be With You, I am not.

I think its the bondage from the evil of celebacy is holding her cosmic flow of orgasm. But You are free to do what you want so be it.
doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7965/blowjobhe8.gif

Originally posted by Kaldorei
dontgetit

You people are wierd
May The Orgasm Be With You, I am not.



*sigh*



If only you knew the Truth of Orgasmic Bliss....


"Orgasmus sayeth- those who reject Orgasm shall liveth a life of denial, to never know the sweet touch of heavenly orgasm...leave thou...for thou shall find thier own way"

Do any of you guys know about ORGY KALIMA ?


She was another prophet and future disciple of Orgasmus.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Do any of you guys know about ORGY KALIMA ?


She was another prophet and future disciple of Orgasmus.

Hell I got Her picture on my Sig and avy. Look.

o0o00o0o0o0oo ORGY KALIMAAAAAA droolio

at your ORGASMUS.

Originally posted by Smiter
at your ORGASMUS.


ORGASMUS IS BEAUTFIL SEXY WTF R U TALKN BOUT, and WHY DID U CHANGE UR ORGY KALIMA !!?!?!?!??!

I know he's good looking. Im not laughing at. Im just lauging that you actually percieve orgasmus like that. Look at my Orgy Kalima.

Originally posted by Smiter
I know he's good looking. Im not laughing at. Im just lauging that you actually percieve orgasmus like that. Look at my Orgy Kalima.


Well...to me, he's Orgasmus ! He's the fkn personification of Sex.....well, of GAY SEX atleast lol


Orgy Kalima is hott, but ur other version was hotter

He's Gay?
The ladies are disappointed. But I'm happy, that I dont have to compete against him

Orgasmus's preaching to Orgy Kalima
Holy Sex Intercourse
Verse 1 Clause 1

Originally posted by Smiter
He's Gay?
The ladies are disappointed. But I'm happy, that I dont have to compete against him


Orgasmus is bisexual actually

The Tiger/leopard/jaguar is funny and cute. I want a wild cub.

I don't really think its apporpriate to orgasm in public.

Orgasmus looks a little smashed into that sig.

Originally posted by Alliance
Orgasmus looks a little smashed into that sig.


Isn't he hott ? droolio

Now here is a trick question. Can You Discribe the feeling of orgasm?

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Isn't he hott ? droolio

Regardless, I could make a better sig of him.

He's still smashed in there.

Can You Help me make a sig of Orgy Kalima too?

Hello....I have a question, is masturbation part of your religion? (I don't remember if you specified)

Sex = Worship service
Masturbation = Prayer

Any more questions?

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7965/blowjobhe8.gif

Originally posted by Smiter
Sex = Worship service
Masturbation = Prayer

Any more questions? .....wtf does that mean?

Sex = Creating life. God creates life through sex. So your doing God's work when you sex. So its kinda like a worship service.

Masturbation = Prayer, You try to feel the bliss on your own.

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7965/blowjobhe8.gif

Originally posted by Smiter
Sex = Creating life. God creates life through sex. So your doing God's work when you sex. So its kinda like a worship service.

Masturbation = Prayer, You try to feel the bliss on your own.

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7965/blowjobhe8.gif lol

Now your getting the Orgasmism doctrine/philosophy

"Thoust who lack thy Holy Gift of Cyclical Orgasm are doomed to follow thy path of ignorance and hate"



-Testiment of Orgy Kalima
Book of Orgasms Vol. I
Verse 69

I have foundeth the symbols that signal the RETURN OF ORGASMUS droolio





BEHOLD !






8=====D ( ( ) Cl=======8


( ( ) = ( o )= (|)



(|) = (()) = 8======D (()) = 8====))




8=====(=( )====D

The Holy Prophet, Orgy Kalima has decreed that all life shall enjoy the Heavenly splendors of Orgasm.


Orgasm is Vitality..it is Cosmic Energy flowing through your genitalia...Do not Forsake it, do not force it, do not suppress it, do not take it for Granted.


Orgasm is the Cosmic force which spawned the Universe, therefore we all contain remnants of the Universe's power through our orgasms.


Let it flow naturally through your penises, vaginas, anuses, and any other orfaces you guys utilize.


For Orgasm is Power, Orgasm is Unity, Orgasm is Love, Orgasm is Eternal



Orgasmic Bliss is Eternal Truth



May the Orgasm Be With You droolio

Why aren't you banned yet? srug

ORGASM IS BLISS

2 threads, now?

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
The Holy Prophet, Orgy Kalima has decreed that all life shall enjoy the Heavenly splendors of Orgasm.


Orgasm is Vitality..it is Cosmic Energy flowing through your genitalia...Do not Forsake it, do not force it, do not suppress it, do not take it for Granted.


Orgasm is the Cosmic force which spawned the Universe, therefore we all contain remnants of the Universe's power through our orgasms.


Let it flow naturally through your penises, vaginas, anuses, and any other orfaces you guys utilize.


For Orgasm is Power, Orgasm is Unity, Orgasm is Love, Orgasm is Eternal



Orgasmic Bliss is Eternal Truth



May the Orgasm Be With You droolio Reported for inanityOriginally posted by Barker
Why aren't you banned yet? srug

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
The Holy Prophet, Orgy Kalima has decreed that all life shall enjoy the Heavenly splendors of Orgasm.


Orgasm is Vitality..it is Cosmic Energy flowing through your genitalia...Do not Forsake it, do not force it, do not suppress it, do not take it for Granted.


Orgasm is the Cosmic force which spawned the Universe, therefore we all contain remnants of the Universe's power through our orgasms.


Let it flow naturally through your penises, vaginas, anuses, and any other orfaces you guys utilize.


For Orgasm is Power, Orgasm is Unity, Orgasm is Love, Orgasm is Eternal



Orgasmic Bliss is Eternal Truth



May the Orgasm Be With You droolio

yes...I see....you have just answered every single question I have ever asked, with that post.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
The Holy Prophet, Orgy Kalima has decreed that all life shall enjoy the Heavenly splendors of Orgasm.


Orgasm is Vitality..it is Cosmic Energy flowing through your genitalia...Do not Forsake it, do not force it, do not suppress it, do not take it for Granted.


Orgasm is the Cosmic force which spawned the Universe, therefore we all contain remnants of the Universe's power through our orgasms.


Let it flow naturally through your penises, vaginas, anuses, and any other orfaces you guys utilize.


For Orgasm is Power, Orgasm is Unity, Orgasm is Love, Orgasm is Eternal



Orgasmic Bliss is Eternal Truth



May the Orgasm Be With You droolio

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< Orgasm >

Orgasm is the conclusion of the plateau phase of the sexual response cycle, and is experienced by both males and females. Orgasm is controlled by our involuntary, or autonomic, nervous system. It is accompanied by quick cycles of muscle contraction in the lower pelvic muscles, which surround the primary sexual organs and the anus. Orgasms are often associated with other involuntary actions, including vocalizations and muscular spasms in other areas of the body, and a generally euphoric sensation.

Originally posted by Goddess Kali
The Holy Prophet, Orgy Kalima has decreed that all life shall enjoy the Heavenly splendors of Orgasm.


Orgasm is Vitality..it is Cosmic Energy flowing through your genitalia...Do not Forsake it, do not force it, do not suppress it, do not take it for Granted.


Orgasm is the Cosmic force which spawned the Universe, therefore we all contain remnants of the Universe's power through our orgasms.


Let it flow naturally through your penises, vaginas, anuses, and any other orfaces you guys utilize.


For Orgasm is Power, Orgasm is Unity, Orgasm is Love, Orgasm is Eternal



Orgasmic Bliss is Eternal Truth



May the Orgasm Be With You droolio

Hating you makes me warm inside doped

Originally posted by Marko
Hating you makes me warm inside doped

edit...never mind, ur not worth getting banned over

Originally posted by Barker
Why aren't you banned yet? srug

Originally posted by Barker
Why aren't you banned yet? srug

LOL thread and to the sad tw@ts that reported this thread, go grow a cock you yellow bean eaters.

Originally posted by Kevy2007
LOL thread and to the sad tw@ts that reported this thread, go grow a cock you yellow bean eaters.


YES MY FREIND ! IT IS APPARENT THAT THE ORGASM IS WELL WITHIN YOU ! GO MY FREIND AND SPREAD THE WORD ! droolio




ORGASM IS BLISS

Originally posted by Kevy2007
LOL thread and to the sad tw@ts that reported this thread, go grow a cock you yellow bean eaters. Reported for bashing

I'll take 1 orgasm, 1 fries and a large pepsi..

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'll take 1 orgasm, 1 fries and a large pepsi..



I can make that happen. ermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'll take 1 orgasm, 1 fries and a large pepsi..

Originally posted by Tattoo
I can make that happen. ermm

Can I watch?

Originally posted by Tattoo
I can make that happen. ermm

I'm sure you can naughty

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Can I watch?

no.. that's why we're not moving to bedford

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Can I watch?

You want to watch me give her a soda and fries? Why? To prepare yourself for working at McDonald's? sly

Originally posted by Tattoo
You want to watch me give her a soda and fries? Why? To prepare yourself for working at McDonald's? sly

hysterical

burn!

I'm 16, It's a part time job 13

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'm 16, It's a part time job 13

I worked at a car wash for my first part time job. ermm

I worked at an orgasm factory for my first job ermm

I was employee of the month a lot vin

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I worked at an orgasm factory for my first job ermm

I was employee of the month a lot vin

But that place was known for dirt-jobs

haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I worked at an orgasm factory for my first job ermm

I was employee of the month a lot vin

How dare you? cry

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
But that place was known for dirt-jobs

haermm
Is that why you were always there?

Originally posted by Tattoo
How dare you? cry

you'll get yours.. naughty

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Is that why you were always there?



you'll get yours.. naughty

Dunt kno iph i wunt et noww