**** Valentine's Day! Just sex it up here!
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Kram3r
Bachelors and Bachelorettes! Jump in this massive orgy that Irene started. There's no strings attached. vin
silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
Bachelors and Bachelorettes! Jump in this massive orgy that Irene started. There's no strings attached. vin
You owe me money for using my name to promote your thread.
I accept sexual favours instead vin
Barker
131wank
I'm just a spectator.
LethalFemme
Originally posted by Kram3r
Bachelors and Bachelorettes! Jump in this massive orgy that Irene started. There's no strings attached. vin
You're having a STD party again?vin
Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
You owe me money for using my name to promote your thread.
I accept sexual favours instead vin
What promotion? I saw you on the floor with your "pet" and I thought it was an open invitation for everyone. vin
I pay you sexual favours anyway. vin
Originally posted by Barker
131wank
I'm just a spectator.
Sorry, it's only pay and play. 13
Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're having a STD party again?vin
Of course. droolio
Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
Sorry, it's only pay and play. 13
Fine, I'm in.
Was that a Pun?
Nah.
haermm
Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Fine, I'm in.
Was that a Pun?
Nah.
haermm
dat wat she sed. haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
What promotion? I saw you on the floor with your "pet" and I thought it was an open invitation for everyone. vin
I pay you sexual favours anyway. vin
I hope your hands are warmer this time. vin
Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
dat wat she sed. haermm
i dink so
her inglish int too god
Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
I hope your hands are warmer this time. vin
I know a place where I can warm them. vin
silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
I know a place where I can warm them. vin
Just put em up my shirt and lets get this party rolling. vin
Kram3r
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
ninjal
oh
Originally posted by Barker
i dink so
her inglish int too god
O rlY? haermm
Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
O rlY? haermm
yea but ub cors i meen her typin cuz i onli knowz her on teh www.
Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
Just put em up my shirt and lets get this party rolling. vin
Kkz but slow dwn dis tym i wnt to enjoy it. vin
silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
Kkz but slow dwn dis tym i wnt to enjoy it. vin tak ur tym, deyr softe, i lyke vin
LethalFemme
u gys r su nstivin
Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
tak ur tym, deyr softe, i lyke vin
kKZ how do i get dis in? 13
silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
kKZ how do i get dis in? 13
slohly? vin
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
u gys r su nstivin
u luvz itz vin
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
u luvz itz vin
u noes meh 2 weelvin
Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
slohly? vin
i tink itz too big but i'llz try jus 4 yous!1 haermm
silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
i tink itz too big but i'llz try jus 4 yous!1 haermm
eye lyks a chaleng haermm
Originally posted by LethalFemme
u noes meh 2 weelvin
n eye luvz it vin
Scythe
I doubt any of you want some of mah goatsex...
Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
eye lyks a chaleng haermm
OkKz but first...
Dolphin - Prince
How beautiful do the words have 2 be
Before they conquer every heart?
How will U know if I'm even in the right key
If U make me stop before I start?
CHORUS:
If I came back as a dolphin
Would U listen 2 me then?
Would U let me be your friend?
Would U let me in?
U can cut off all my fins
But 2 your ways I will not bend
I'll die before I let U tell me how 2 swim
And I'll come back again as a dolphin
Why does my brother have 2 go hungry
When U told him there was food 4 all?
This is the man that stands next 2 the man
That stands 2 catch U when U fall (Oh!)
CHORUS
If I'm under water, will U find me? (Find me {x4})
Will U shine a light and try 2 guide me?
It's happened before, I've knocked on your door
But U wouldn't let me in
How beautiful do the words have 2 be
Before they conquer every heart? (Oh!)
If I came back as a dolphin
Would U listen 2 me then?
Would U let me be your friend?
Would U let me in?
U can cut off all my fins
But 2 your ways I will not bend
I'll die before I let U tell me how 2 swim
Come back in the end as a dolphin (Oh)
(I'll come back, baby)
(Let me in, let me in) As a dolphin
(Be my friend) Dolphin
(Yeah, yeah)
Dolphin
As a dolphin
As a dolphin
As a dolphin
haermm
silver_tears
If I was a man, that'd kill my erection. haermm
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by silver_tears
If I was a man, that'd kill my erection. haermm
Scythe
Originally posted by silver_tears
If I was a man, that'd kill my erection. haermm
That and the Flipper theme song...
Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
If I was a man, that'd kill my erection. haermm
Lo0lz kkz i noes i PhaiL!1 haermm
Röland
werz mah hot babe wif big boobz? haermm
Strangelove
Originally posted by Kram3r
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=8378332 no fayer. Irene getz 2 ppl ermm
Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
no fayer. Irene getz 2 ppl ermm
She can handle two at the same time. ermm
Smiter
Happy Sex Time On Valentines Day
doingit
May The Orgasm Be With You
Soleran
Originally posted by Kram3r
Bachelors and Bachelorettes! Jump in this massive orgy that Irene started. There's no strings attached. vin
This sounds like fun
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
I want one of each of you haermm
You're my kind of woman. haermm
Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
To quote me from your profile:
haermm
One of the best quotes on KMC, I completely lost it when you posted that. haermm
Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
I thought I was crossing the PG-13 line right there haermm
That line is crossed all the time. haermm
-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Well there's a line and on this side of it I'm not gay.
Röland
Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Well there's a line and on this side of it I'm not gay.
Don't be so suburban. Gay. Straight. It's all the same now.
Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
Teehee. I live in the suburbs
You do now that little Satan children are born in the Suburbs. ermmnone
Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
It's true weep
But luckily I have a good mom. No Satanism for me ermm
You got lucky my friend.
-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Originally posted by Kram3r
I wonder how many other people got that J&SBSB reference. BTW, *bump*.
Reason: sx rulz. 13 I did
Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
I wonder how many other people got that J&SBSB reference. BTW, *bump*.
Reason: sx rulz. 13
I did, since Gonzo's first post was a J&SBSB quote.
Kram3r
Originally posted by Strangelove
J&SBSB? srug
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Strangelove
Originally posted by Kram3r
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Ah. I didn't go back to read, sorry.
I probably would have gotten it
-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
I didn't know how else to enter this thread. shrug
Röland
Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
I didn't know how else to enter this thread. shrug
It was a good entrance. yes
Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
Hahaha it is too! I totally missed that. Sex much? vin
I didn't notice it right away either.
-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Originally posted by silver_tears
vin we waz wheyten fo a vagin 2 cum.
Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
vin
I thought I kicked you out of this thread for having too much sex but since you're back, sex much? vin
Röland
Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
we waz wheyten fo a vagin 2 cum.
lol
silver_tears
iz alwyz cum wen kald vin
silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
I thought I kicked you out of this thread for having too much sex but since you're back, sex much? vin
Alright, but can it be on a rug this time, the hardwood's cold. weep
-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
*kalz*
wuddup rdy 2 cum? vin
Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Alright, but can it be on a rug this time, the hardwood's cold. weep
What about on the Kitchen Island?
Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
Alright, but can it be on a rug this time, the hardwood's cold. weep
...Nah. ermm
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