**** Valentine's Day! Just sex it up here!

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Kram3r
Bachelors and Bachelorettes! Jump in this massive orgy that Irene started. There's no strings attached. vin

silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
Bachelors and Bachelorettes! Jump in this massive orgy that Irene started. There's no strings attached. vin

You owe me money for using my name to promote your thread.
I accept sexual favours instead vin

Barker
131wank

I'm just a spectator.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Kram3r
Bachelors and Bachelorettes! Jump in this massive orgy that Irene started. There's no strings attached. vin

You're having a STD party again?vin

Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
You owe me money for using my name to promote your thread.
I accept sexual favours instead vin

What promotion? I saw you on the floor with your "pet" and I thought it was an open invitation for everyone. vin

I pay you sexual favours anyway. vin

Originally posted by Barker
131wank

I'm just a spectator.

Sorry, it's only pay and play. 13

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You're having a STD party again?vin

Of course. droolio

Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
Sorry, it's only pay and play. 13

Fine, I'm in.

Was that a Pun?


Nah.

haermm

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
Fine, I'm in.

Was that a Pun?


Nah.

haermm

dat wat she sed. haermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
What promotion? I saw you on the floor with your "pet" and I thought it was an open invitation for everyone. vin

I pay you sexual favours anyway. vin

I hope your hands are warmer this time. vin

Vinny Valentine
ninjal

Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
dat wat she sed. haermm
i dink so

her inglish int too god smile

Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
I hope your hands are warmer this time. vin

I know a place where I can warm them. vin

silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
I know a place where I can warm them. vin

Just put em up my shirt and lets get this party rolling. vin

Kram3r
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
ninjal

oh

Originally posted by Barker
i dink so

her inglish int too god smile

O rlY? haermm

Barker
Originally posted by Kram3r
O rlY? haermm
yea but ub cors i meen her typin cuz i onli knowz her on teh www. embarrasment

Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
Just put em up my shirt and lets get this party rolling. vin

Kkz but slow dwn dis tym i wnt to enjoy it. vin

silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
Kkz but slow dwn dis tym i wnt to enjoy it. vin tak ur tym, deyr softe, i lyke vin

LethalFemme
u gys r su nstivin

Kram3r
Originally posted by Barker
yea but ub cors i meen her typin cuz i onli knowz her on teh www. embarrasment

i noes wat u meanz! i fcked herz 5 tyms da otha daii 4 no reasons! mad evil face confused eek! Happy Dance Happy Dance sick

BTW for this "Bachelor's Thread" I thought I posted THIS! Who is Leo. M to link us up?! Although it is totally awesome I got Irene, hahaha sucked in Barker.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=8378332

Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
tak ur tym, deyr softe, i lyke vin

kKZ how do i get dis in? 13

silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
kKZ how do i get dis in? 13

slohly? vin

silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
u gys r su nstivin

u luvz itz vin

LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
u luvz itz vin

u noes meh 2 weelvin

Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
slohly? vin

i tink itz too big but i'llz try jus 4 yous!1 haermm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
i tink itz too big but i'llz try jus 4 yous!1 haermm

eye lyks a chaleng haermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
u noes meh 2 weelvin

n eye luvz it vin

Scythe
I doubt any of you want some of mah goatsex...

Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
eye lyks a chaleng haermm

OkKz but first...

Dolphin - Prince

How beautiful do the words have 2 be
Before they conquer every heart?
How will U know if I'm even in the right key
If U make me stop before I start?

CHORUS:
If I came back as a dolphin
Would U listen 2 me then?
Would U let me be your friend?
Would U let me in?
U can cut off all my fins
But 2 your ways I will not bend
I'll die before I let U tell me how 2 swim
And I'll come back again as a dolphin

Why does my brother have 2 go hungry
When U told him there was food 4 all?
This is the man that stands next 2 the man
That stands 2 catch U when U fall (Oh!)

CHORUS

If I'm under water, will U find me? (Find me {x4})
Will U shine a light and try 2 guide me?
It's happened before, I've knocked on your door
But U wouldn't let me in

How beautiful do the words have 2 be
Before they conquer every heart? (Oh!)

If I came back as a dolphin
Would U listen 2 me then?
Would U let me be your friend?
Would U let me in?
U can cut off all my fins
But 2 your ways I will not bend
I'll die before I let U tell me how 2 swim
Come back in the end as a dolphin (Oh)
(I'll come back, baby)
(Let me in, let me in) As a dolphin
(Be my friend) Dolphin
(Yeah, yeah)

Dolphin
As a dolphin
As a dolphin
As a dolphin

haermm

silver_tears
If I was a man, that'd kill my erection. haermm

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by silver_tears
If I was a man, that'd kill my erection. haermm

laughing

Scythe
Originally posted by silver_tears
If I was a man, that'd kill my erection. haermm

That and the Flipper theme song...

Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
If I was a man, that'd kill my erection. haermm

Lo0lz kkz i noes i PhaiL!1 haermm

Scythe
Hahahaha.

Röland
werz mah hot babe wif big boobz? haermm

Strangelove
Originally posted by Kram3r
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=8378332 no fayer. Irene getz 2 ppl ermm

Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
no fayer. Irene getz 2 ppl ermm

She can handle two at the same time. ermm

Smiter
Happy Sex Time On Valentines Day

doingit

May The Orgasm Be With You

silver_tears

Soleran
Originally posted by Kram3r
Bachelors and Bachelorettes! Jump in this massive orgy that Irene started. There's no strings attached. vin


This sounds like fun

Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
I want one of each of you haermm

You're my kind of woman. haermm

Strangelove

Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
To quote me from your profile:






haermm

One of the best quotes on KMC, I completely lost it when you posted that. haermm

Strangelove

Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
I thought I was crossing the PG-13 line right there haermm

That line is crossed all the time. haermm

Strangelove

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Well there's a line and on this side of it I'm not gay.

Röland
Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Well there's a line and on this side of it I'm not gay.

Don't be so suburban. Gay. Straight. It's all the same now.

Strangelove

Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
Teehee. I live in the suburbs

You do now that little Satan children are born in the Suburbs. ermmnone

Strangelove

Kram3r

Röland
Originally posted by Strangelove
It's true weep

But luckily I have a good mom. No Satanism for me ermm

You got lucky my friend.

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Originally posted by Kram3r
I wonder how many other people got that J&SBSB reference. BTW, *bump*.

Reason: sx rulz. 13 I did embarrasment

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
I wonder how many other people got that J&SBSB reference. BTW, *bump*.

Reason: sx rulz. 13

I did, since Gonzo's first post was a J&SBSB quote. eek!

Strangelove
J&SBSB? srug

Kram3r

Kram3r
Originally posted by Strangelove
J&SBSB? srug

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Strangelove
Originally posted by Kram3r
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Ah. I didn't go back to read, sorry.

I probably would have gotten it

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
I didn't know how else to enter this thread. shrug

Röland
Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
I didn't know how else to enter this thread. shrug

It was a good entrance. yes

Röland
Originally posted by Kram3r
Hahaha it is too! I totally missed that. Sex much? vin

I didn't notice it right away either. stick out tongue

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-

Kram3r

silver_tears

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
Originally posted by silver_tears
vin we waz wheyten fo a vagin 2 cum.

Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
vin

I thought I kicked you out of this thread for having too much sex but since you're back, sex much? vin

Röland
Originally posted by -X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
we waz wheyten fo a vagin 2 cum.

lol

silver_tears
iz alwyz cum wen kald vin

silver_tears
Originally posted by Kram3r
I thought I kicked you out of this thread for having too much sex but since you're back, sex much? vin

Alright, but can it be on a rug this time, the hardwood's cold. weep

-X-Dr.Gonzo-X-
*kalz*

wuddup rdy 2 cum? vin

Röland
Originally posted by silver_tears
Alright, but can it be on a rug this time, the hardwood's cold. weep

What about on the Kitchen Island?

Kram3r
Originally posted by silver_tears
Alright, but can it be on a rug this time, the hardwood's cold. weep

...Nah. ermm

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