2 new jokes
SUM PERVERTED JOKES
What fits between 2 boobs, goes in a hole, and works best when pulled hard?
a seatbelt, what were u thinkin?
At sunday school, a disscussion was started about which part of your body enters Heaven first. 'Jimmy' said he said that the legs go first. "Why?" asked his sunday school teacher. "Because," he said, "every night i look through the crack of my mom's bedroom door and her legs are in the air and she's screaming 'GOD, IM CUMMING!'"
suzie is in sunday school. She is vary sleepy, cos it's like 10 AM, so she doses off. The teacher spots that she is asleep, and so decides to embaress her by asking her a question.
'Suzie, who is the son of god?'
The boy behind suzie jabs her in the back with a pencil, and she yells out:
'Jesus Christ!'
The teacher shrugs, and moves on. Of course, suzie falls asleep again. The teacher again notices, and asks her another question:
'Suzie, who created the universe, and everything in it?'
The kid again pokes her in the back, and she yells
'God Almighty!'
The teacher shrugs and moves on. Suzie falls back asleep, and the teacher is really peeved. She asks
'Suzie, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had their 23rd child?'
The boy pokes here in the back again, and suzie bolts up, and yells
'If you stick that thing inside me 1 more time, i'll break it in half!'
Originally posted by LifeInSepia
suzie is in sunday school. She is vary sleepy, cos it's like 10 AM, so she doses off. The teacher spots that she is asleep, and so decides to embaress her by asking her a question.
'Suzie, who is the son of god?'
The boy behind suzie jabs her in the back with a pencil, and she yells out:
'Jesus Christ!'
The teacher shrugs, and moves on. Of course, suzie falls asleep again. The teacher again notices, and asks her another question:
'Suzie, who created the universe, and everything in it?'
The kid again pokes her in the back, and she yells
'God Almighty!'
The teacher shrugs and moves on. Suzie falls back asleep, and the teacher is really peeved. She asks
'Suzie, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had their 23rd child?'
The boy pokes here in the back again, and suzie bolts up, and yells
'If you stick that thing inside me 1 more time, i'll break it in half!'
It's better with the husband and wife in church, it's just weird when it's two kids. ermm
Originally posted by LifeInSepia
suzie is in sunday school. She is vary sleepy, cos it's like 10 AM, so she doses off. The teacher spots that she is asleep, and so decides to embaress her by asking her a question.
'Suzie, who is the son of god?'
The boy behind suzie jabs her in the back with a pencil, and she yells out:
'Jesus Christ!'
The teacher shrugs, and moves on. Of course, suzie falls asleep again. The teacher again notices, and asks her another question:
'Suzie, who created the universe, and everything in it?'
The kid again pokes her in the back, and she yells
'God Almighty!'
The teacher shrugs and moves on. Suzie falls back asleep, and the teacher is really peeved. She asks
'Suzie, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had their 23rd child?'
The boy pokes here in the back again, and suzie bolts up, and yells
'If you stick that thing inside me 1 more time, i'll break it in half!'
He asks about the 24th. 🤨 😐
Re: 2 new jokes
Originally posted by PiruBlood
SUM PERVERTED JOKESWhat fits between 2 boobs, goes in a hole, and works best when pulled hard?
a seatbelt, what were u thinkin?At sunday school, a disscussion was started about which part of your body enters Heaven first. 'Jimmy' said he said that the legs go first. "Why?" asked his sunday school teacher. "Because," he said, "every night i look through the crack of my mom's bedroom door and her legs are in the air and she's screaming 'GOD, IM CUMMING!'"
😆 😐 doh I forgot not to laugh.