Kram3r + Pr0n = trouble
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Kram3r
Ok, this is utterly true, this is what my life is like all the time, utter choas.
I was in my step brother's room and I was watching TV in it and my dad comes in and is like "Here's the remote, and look it's under a Porn DVD of his!" and I'm like "Yeah ok L0lz" then he was like "You'd like that, I know what you have on your iPod" and I'm like "WTF?" and he went on to say "Yeah one morning when you were sleeping I took your iPod to listen to for my walk and I turn it on and All I'm hearing is 'Yes!' and 'Oh!' and I took a look and it's lesbians doing it!". I was like I'm like "OMFG " and he goes on to say "Then I quickly tried to change it and got black guys talking about some girl sucking them off!" and I was like and I'm like "L0lz R0LFZ0rz! N.W.A! haermm"
Seriously though, what else is a man going to do with 80GB?
Vinny Valentine
Thats Still funny reading it after seeing it on MSN.
Okay I'm off to bed, Night.
Strangelove
Hmmm....there's plenty of porn on the internet that I wouldn't need any on my iPod, if I had one
silver_tears
vin Someone's a bad boy....not you this time Michael, I know what you keep in your closet.
Puzzle
Originally posted by silver_tears
vin Someone's a bad boy....not you this time Michael, I know what you keep in your closet.
Gay bestiality is a crime. ermmpuzzle
silver_tears
Not in Australia apparently. ermm
Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
vin Someone's a bad boy....not you this time Michael, I know what you keep in your closet.
My clothes?ermmhappy
Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
What about that dead body? sly
Umm...she's just sleeping I swearlookaround
Mišt
What did you think, he? baka
silver_tears
I didn't think, I saw. baka
Mišt
You saying LF looks like a man?tuft
silver_tears
You saying you killed LF? shakefist
silver_tears
Why's her panties ripped like that? leftright
Mišt
She did it herself I swear tongue_ss
silver_tears
And the foam at the mouth? dodgy
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
You saying you killed LF? shakefist
Thats what happened?oh
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Thats what happened?oh
He touched you all over, I tried to tell him to be more gentle. cryoh
Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
And the foam at the mouth? dodgy
Thats no foam lookaround
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
He touched you all over, I tried to tell him to be more gentle. cryoh
But, I like it rough.cryoh
Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
But, I like it rough.cryoh
She doesnt know what shes talking about cryoh
silver_tears
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why would she lie?cryoh
It must not have been you! shock
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
It must not have been you! shock
It was that guy that looked like a girl.shockyes
silver_tears
Or Michael going all Buffalo Bill on us. doped
Mišt
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Why would she lie?cryoh
She's jealous cryoh
LethalFemme
Originally posted by silver_tears
Or Michael going all Buffalo Bill on us. doped
You mean he did it to himself?oh
bogen
HAHAHA LOLZ u never told us at school, this would have made a mad topic of lunch time conversation, bringin us away ( or mostly apap away) from " bogens a noob LOL LOL LOLZ"
LifeInSepia
Originally posted by bogen
Double post :s
phail
bogen
Originally posted by LifeInSepia
phail
shh, keep that shit to yerself
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