Battle Of The Prep Masters
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Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Priest
Forge
Good call . . .
Priest
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Good call . . .
yep, he may not be the best prep person in comics, but he can build devices the best. The whole junkyard enviornment would deffinalty work out to his favor.
guy222
Originally posted by Priest
yep, he may not be the best prep person in comics, but he can build devices the best. The whole junkyard enviornment would deffinalty work out to his favor.
I agree. Forge helped Roma stop Adversary
TricksterPriest
Batman, Prometheus, Dr. Doom, and Lex Luthor.
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Batman, Prometheus, Dr. Doom, and Lex Luthor.
I don't think Luthor would do nearly as well as the others in a junkyard.
King Kandy
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
I don't think Luthor would do nearly as well as the others in a junkyard.
Really? He made a time-machine out of a lightbolb and orange juice cans...
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by King Kandy
Really? He made a time-machine out of a lightbolb and orange juice cans...
King Kandy
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
... Well?
King Kandy
http://www.superdickery.com/images/science/luthorstimedevice0sq.jpg
Symmetric Chaos
*recovers his composure*
Wow . . . are you sure you're not screwing with me?
King Kandy
Just posted the scan...
Symmetric Chaos
"The flashlight beam, oscillated by the Tungsten-citric concentrate and passing through the coil springs, should produce a torque in the space time continum."
hysterical
OK so he's smart. I'm still going to go with Forge.
Juntai
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
*recovers his composure*
Wow . . . are you sure you're not screwing with me? That is actually a comic, and that's exactly why Pre Crisis Superman had to be so tough. His enemies were rediculous, so naturally he had to adapt, pull solar systems, blow out stars, time travel, etc.
King Kandy
He also made a machine that would give anyone superpowers out of an old radio.
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by King Kandy
He also made a machine that would give anyone superpowers out of an old radio.
rip
Badabing
Originally posted by King Kandy
http://www.superdickery.com/images/science/luthorstimedevice0sq.jpg
I see the scan, I read the dialogue but I still think that's the biggest pile of shit ever.
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shocking
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Badabing
I see the scan, I read the dialogue but I still think that's the biggest pile of shit ever.
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shocking
Yeah.
Even for comic physics thats pretty bad writing.
Big Sexy
Originally posted by Badabing
I see the scan, I read the dialogue but I still think that's the biggest pile of shit ever.
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shocking agreed to the tenth power.
Apolloknight
Originally posted by Badabing
I see the scan, I read the dialogue but I still think that's the biggest pile of shit ever.
eek2
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shocking
Co-signed, Im seeing the scan, and although its just a fictional world where I know anything can happen, I still find myself utterly dumbfounded by the logic of it all....
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
MacGyver.
Seen the Lex scan yet? Mac is good but even for him . . .
NiņoAraņa
*grabs some orange juice, some flashlights, and some coils*
oh mister president!
xmarksthespot
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Seen the Lex scan yet? Mac is good but even for him . . . But could he save Brian with a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw? schmoll
Apolloknight
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
But could he save Brian with a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw? schmoll
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by xmarksthespot
But could he save Brian with a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw? schmoll
Lex would use them to become an Abstract.
Apolloknight
Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Lex would use them to become an Abstract.
I foresee this Thread getting way out of hand..........
TricksterPriest
Welcome to Pre-crisis physics 101.
I think it's pretty obvious they were VERY hard up for ideas back then.
It also looks like Lex Luthor got depowered along with PC Supes.
King Kandy
I will maybe post more stupid Luthor inventions if I can find them...
Badabing
Originally posted by King Kandy
I will maybe post more stupid Luthor inventions if I can find them...
For the love of God no more!
grey fox
No matter how many times I see that scan it STILL makes me crack up....
Badabing
Originally posted by grey fox
No matter how many times I see that scan it STILL makes me crack up....
Yeah, me too.
King Kandy
Then again, perhaps it is JIMMY OLSEN who takes the true victory here:
http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1027_4_130.jpg
Badabing
Originally posted by King Kandy
Then again, perhaps it is JIMMY OLSEN who takes the true victory here:
http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1027_4_130.jpg
I will hunt you down and kill you with my bare hands.
Apolloknight
Originally posted by King Kandy
Then again, perhaps it is JIMMY OLSEN who takes the true victory here:
http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/1027_4_130.jpg
King Kandy
Don't let that stop you...:
http://www.superdickery.com/images/science/vaccuum8be.jpg
Badabing
King Kandy is now on my ignore list.
King Kandy
Why? Why, When things like this are so hilarious?
http://www.superdickery.com/images/science/1244_4_156.jpg
Apolloknight
Originally posted by King Kandy
Why? Why, When things like this are so hilarious?
http://www.superdickery.com/images/science/1244_4_156.jpg
"Rainbow beams"
I ROFL, and I work in an office, everybody just stopped and looked at me, I dont know why that was so funny to me.
DC sometimes.
TricksterPriest
hystericalhystericalhysterical
I love DC comics.
NiņoAraņa
Kandy! i demand more!
Badabing
Originally posted by King Kandy
Why? Why, When things like this are so hilarious?
http://www.superdickery.com/images/science/1244_4_156.jpg
I didn't add you to my ignore list but you deserve it! You are ruining the quality of my life with these sucky pics.
Symmetric Chaos
I've been scaning through these pics.
Now my mind feels violated.
Bouboumaster
It's between Forge, Thanos, Doom and Iron Man.
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Bouboumaster
It's between Forge, Thanos, Doom and Iron Man.
You missed the Luthor pics didn't you.
King Kandy
Give lex Luthor fiver minutes, a spring, an onion and some toothpaste and he'll have something that can kill galactus. Add in a toothpick and make that eternity.
Superherovandal
Also i'd add Alex Luthor Jr. He created the device that recreated the multiverse.
Jax_Jax
darkseid.
he created a starship to hold his army of apokalypse from absolutley nothing. just thinking about it. now give him some scraps of metal to work with, he'd probably create the motherbox. lol
King Kandy
Originally posted by Superherovandal
Also i'd add Alex Luthor Jr. He created the device that recreated the multiverse.
Out of the monitors tuning fork and the Anti-Monitors corpse...
Hardly the sort of things you'd find in a scrap heap.
Soljer
Anyone that can both manipulate matter and read minds. He just reads Reed Richard's mind for a few schematics and then manipulates the scrap into whatever machine he desires.
Or a green lantern. Like when he made a cosmic treadmill from his ring, and offered to make 'last nights bean burrito into Beethoven's fifth symphony' with it.
NiņoAraņa
you guys missed the first post.......
it's NO powers.....so Luthor wins....
Innerhype
Tony Stark
He completes a full-on working suit of Extremis Armor
qqqqqqq
joker makes a laughing gas
Soljer
Originally posted by Innerhype
Tony Stark
He completes a full-on working suit of Extremis Armor
1. Out of junk yard parts? I have no need to tell you how IMPOSSIBLE that is. Seriously. No matter your level of intelligence, he can't transmute the elements present into those required. He just can't.
2. Reed, Doom, or Luthor could still shit-kick him. Even in extremis, with them armed with junk yard parts.
Symmetric Chaos
Originally posted by Soljer
2. Reed, Doom, or Luthor could still shit-kick him. Even in extremis, with them armed with junk yard parts.
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