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Two powerful, but rather mindless beings fight it out!

Depends on whether it's Pre or Post crisis.

doesnt really matter sense both version are as dumb ashulk

Originally posted by King Kandy
Depends on whether it's Pre or Post crisis.

current versions

Then... I think Hulk might win...

you are just asking me to do this::

"Bizarro s/he/am/is/its weak kind inteligent hulk is weakest. hulk is nice man hulk enjoys makeing things. hulk is very popular he am take bizzaro to party. hulk enjoys bizaaro company bizarro."

i think this battle will be a draw while hulk probibly have a great deal of strengh superman has a greater range of powers thus i see them fighting to a standstill and then going out with each other for abit

they should make this battle...there'd be great dialogue

Originally posted by rougeredmage
you are just asking me to do this::

"Bizarro s/he/am/is/its weak kind inteligent hulk is weakest. hulk is nice man hulk enjoys makeing things. hulk is very popular he am take bizzaro to party. hulk enjoys bizaaro company bizarro."

i think this battle will be a draw while hulk probibly have a great deal of strengh superman has a greater range of powers thus i see them fighting to a standstill and then going out with each other for abit what?

i did NOT understand the first half of your post....

The intellectual discource would exceed that of even Masterbruce!

Bizarro would probably lose...he will give it his all and will think about using his versatility against Hulk...but instead, in classic Bizarro fashion, he will slug it out with hulk and eventually lose it.

great dialouge? Like in all Hulk Fights!

Hulk ftw though

The intellectual discussion would be well worth seeing.

Hulk: "Hulk Smash!"
Bizarro: "Me am Bizarro. Hulk want be enemies?"
Hulk: "Hulk is strongest! Hulk smash puny enemy!"
Bizarro: "Me no understand. Me want be enemies. Why you try hit Bizarro?"
Hulk: "You Hulk's friend? Or you Hulk's enemy?"
Bizarro: "Me want be enemies."
*Hulk decks Bizarro with a shot to the jaw*
Bizarro: "Now Bizarro happy. Want be Hulk's friend now."
Hulk: "You Hulk's frie..ouf!" *Bizarro blitzes Hulk into a wall*
Hulk: "You no Hulk's friend! HULK SMASH PUNY WHITE MAN!"

hysterical

I can't call this fight. Normally I'd say any Superman with normal powers can beat Hulk, but..........it's Bizarro. I'm not even sure he'd understand the concept that Hulk wants to fight him. You have to wonder if they'd be friends if they could understand each other. Hmmm, Bizarro Hulk.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
The intellectual discussion would be well worth seeing.

Hulk: "Hulk Smash!"
Bizarro: "Me am Bizarro. Hulk want be enemies?"
Hulk: "Hulk is strongest! Hulk smash puny enemy!"
Bizarro: "Me no understand. Me want be enemies. Why you try hit Bizarro?"
Hulk: "You Hulk's friend? Or you Hulk's enemy?"
Bizarro: "Me want be enemies."
*Hulk decks Bizarro with a shot to the jaw*
Bizarro: "Now Bizarro happy. Want be Hulk's friend now."
Hulk: "You Hulk's frie..ouf!" *Bizarro blitzes Hulk into a wall*
Hulk: "You no Hulk's friend! HULK SMASH PUNY WHITE MAN!"

hysterical

I can't call this fight. Normally I'd say any Superman with normal powers can beat Hulk, but..........it's Bizarro. I'm not even sure he'd understand the concept that Hulk wants to fight him. You have to wonder if they'd be friends if they could understand each other. Hmmm, Bizarro Hulk.

It would be great

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Hmmm, Bizarro Hulk.

Wouldn't that be like Xavier?

Probably, a powerless guy in a wheelchair with no physical superpo.........hmmmm. That works a little TOO well. damn. I should have thought of it first.

http://50footrobot.com/comics/HulkVsBizzaro/HVB0001.jpg
http://50footrobot.com/comics/HulkVsBizzaro/HVB0002.jpg
http://50footrobot.com/comics/HulkVsBizzaro/HVB003.jpg
http://50footrobot.com/comics/HulkVsBizzaro/HVB005.jpg

hysterical

Best post in the thread.

Originally posted by Accel
http://50footrobot.com/comics/HulkVsBizzaro/HVB0001.jpg
http://50footrobot.com/comics/HulkVsBizzaro/HVB0002.jpg
http://50footrobot.com/comics/HulkVsBizzaro/HVB003.jpg
http://50footrobot.com/comics/HulkVsBizzaro/HVB005.jpg

Its nice to know that there are people that Hulk is hella smarter than.

Originally posted by masterbruce
Two powerful, but rather mindless beings fight it out!

hulk

Meh,

Bizarro could use speed + strength ftw, IF he played it smart (but we know that isn't happening). haermm



In a slugfest, Hulk takes it IMO.